By - SlayerPipeDaddy
Cant tell me kanye's designs aren’t cool
Yeah i do mean those cool as fuck
Wtf do you think fashion is then?
This dude wouldn’t be caught dead without his trench cloak and fedora. Wondering why y’all getting no bitches^
LMAO dude responded to this comment with the most self report ever
Yeah, coz apperently there's no middle ground between wearing overprised gucci dogshit and looking like a cave troll. If you're a dude, you can dress the same way man used to 100 years ago and still look classy. For a reasonable price
Why would you want to dress like someone from the fucking 1920's lol
He didn't delete his account, he blocked you. Redditors learnt this sassy move where they type a sour reply and then instantly block you so they have the last word in. Amazing stuff.
Nobody here deleted their account u tard, if it shows deleted you probably got blocked
nah he blocked you if you see his account as deleted
I like how everyone is hating on what you said, but they never say any of it is wrong. I have a friend with designer brand shirts and a pair of J's, but he never wears any of them because he doesn't want to get them dirty. What's even the point of buying clothes if you don't ever wear them. I've only seen his shoes one time, and he brought them with him in a box instead of wearing them.
One of my favorite gym memories is when some lanklet malded at me for 'ruining' my shoes.
It's fucking running shoes.
So he can tell people he has them. It’s the most pathetic shit ever. Wearing designer shit is all about showing off wealth. Wearing a T shirt that costs $100 or more, with even casual observers realizing it’s that expensive, all while living a normalish life (very uncool to all protective of your T shirt)
If you’re too poor to wear your designer shit stress free, you shouldn’t buy it. I really have no idea how much money I’d need to make to feel like that, but I’m happy to relentlessly tease 30 year old men that own a full guuci getup but never wears it because they only make 60k.
Clothes that look good. Beauty is only subjective up to a point
they are super ugly, you just got conditioned to think they are cool, because it's Kanye. If you were shown his stuff without context, it would be way different
the roblox costumes of that one video
Yeah but he's a gay fish though
classic reddit moment man, keep it up
Spolier alert dumbass you're on www.Reddit.com
It’s not funny anymore try different jokes
>stop using that joke!
Suck my dick
Its a kanye bar bro
He still doesn’t get it tho
Hug and kiss my ass x and o
Do you smell that? Smells like fish sticks.
And kiss the ring while they at it do my thing while i got it play strings for the dramatic ending of that whack shit
Tell 'em hug and kiss my ass, x and o
Oh I can. Because they're hideous.
Cant convince me otherwise
A common sign of braindead consumerism. Sorry you’re so fucking stupid.
Yeah I'm sure he himself designed those.
Have you seen the JiK merch? He probably did
Who’s to say Kanye doesn’t secretly get TOPPED by Pete Davidson
\*Straight **sane** man fashion designer.
I went to psychologists before and they rarely helped. I recently went to one and I just hated him. He was terrible at trying to help. He was terrible at faking empathy/concern. I wondered why up until I met people who were studying psychology at university.
IDK, I've been to one and they were\are great.
I think it's about setting expectations.
What you're going to get out of it is some basic behavioural therapy advice + they might challenge you on some of your thinking.
You're not going to get some divine revelation that'll fix your life for you.
thats totally fair. I defn went in with unrealistic expectations but the help they offered was minimal. "meditate and breathe bro" and they made me fill out questionnaires which they had answer keys to.
But youre defn right about setting expectations.
> "meditate and breathe bro"
Guessing you went with anxiety\panic issues? That's pretty generic symptom management, hope they only started with that.
> made me fill out questionnaires which they had answer keys to.
Yeah they do standardised tests to see what your 'score' is and thus grade you on severity.
I lied on mine because I didn't want to be sent to the hospital, so not sure quite how useful they are.
> But youre defn right about setting expectations.
They should provide you with an actionable plan with clear metrics for success.
They should also call you out a bit if it's appropriate IMO. I was super involved in my parents divorce and I got called out for perhaps letting myself get so dragged in as a way of putting off the other 'life' things I needed to do (like moving out of home).
But yeah if you're not getting anything like that after the first 1-2 sessions, I'd probably switch psychs.
My one bit of advice is try to go with younger psychs and doctors in general. Their training will have been more recent and up-to-date. Mental health stuff especially has changed a lot in recent years, but even stuff like how to treat a badly sprained ankle have changed.
Because I wasn't wise enough to go to school for business alright
I've never had a female psych, but I seriously doubt that anon is telling the truth. No psych would say this retarded shit
Yes they would, but therapists are like food brands. You have to try all the local ones before you decide which one is any good
A psychiatrist is a doctor like an average teacher is a scholar, yes the good one's will be highly educated and very professional, but the bad one's will have the bare minimum to have their job, and be highly opinionated in their work.
I dont think you are appreciating how much education and reviews you need to be psychiatrist, or mistaking them with psychologists
4 years of medical school where you learn general medicine and a bit of all the specialties, then 3 years of residency after a rigorous interview process. So, 7 years of endless program-specific and national exams, along with countless performance assessments and procedure-log checks. Then once you are done you have to continue to take new classes, exams, and assessments every few years, with the risk of losing license or worse.
Theres not much room between “bare minimum to have their job” and not having the job in the first place. The old dinosaurs might be opinionated due to protection of accrued status and/or being near retirement, but younger doctors are hammered repeatedly into obeying the peer-reviewed, evidence-based, medical literature and guidelines, under threat of lawyers, insurance auditors, and peers ripping them apart
Been to some and they haven't said shit this dumb, but tbh it's close enough to make me know some like that exist
i talked to a therapist in march after a 8 month waiting time. after one hour of telling her all the ways i am fucked up, she literally just said nobody working here has any ability to help me and she had to refer me to an expert in trauma.
the entire office was just young women (i doubt anyone is even close to 40) and the expert was a 50 year old dude who appeared to be more depressed than i am. Unfortunately i didnt get to talk to him yet, because waiting times are once again 9+ months
Nah have you seen Virgil’s shit?
So you’re telling me he ain’t gay?
i mean... not anymore
Calvin Klein? Louis Vuitton? Ralph lauren? Tommy Hilfiger?
Willy Wonka? Walter White?
This is a bad example because men are better fashion designers than women
So did she give you a prescription for a hooker ? Does your health insurance cover it ?
he had to decline, the overcharge after she found he had an insurance was too much
after they found out he was a virgin, couldn't afford the virgin tax
Virgin tax is the glass ceiling for incels smh.
Are incels the most oppressed group right after gamers? I don't know, I'm just brave enough to ask questions.
Yeah garbage shit
Thank you sans
Overcharged for a discharge
This is the next best thing to government provided girlfriends. Now I wonder if this would have worked in a society
It wouldn't do shit. You will be served a 900lbs whale. 90lbs heavier than the average American woman.
I say go for it. Might at least stop a few people from killing themselves
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore, he said my life’s a bore, so quit my whining cause it’s bring her down
> Does your health insurance cover it ?
It does in some EU countries if you're disabled
its almost like you are there because you're mentally unwell... god therapists are fucking stupid
How does that make you feel?
A psychiatrist is not a therapist, it is a doctor who listens to what you say and waits to hear a trigger word/phrase so they can throw a pill at the problem.
My sister has been on meds forever. It’s disgusting how little the psychiatrist is involved. A quick, 5 minute phone conversation which really just boils down to “do you want an increase in dosage, different pills, or additional pills?”
Apparently, you need to do a ton of your own work and research to even stand a chance of the mental health system doing you any good.
> Apparently, you need to do a ton of your own work and research to even stand a chance of the mental health system doing you any good.
This is all healthcare. Doctors literally don't care about you anymore than your average Subway ~~employee~~ sandwich artist.
I was lucky to have some actually good ones a few years back, but the stories I hear about other people are atrocious.
I went to a therapist once in college because I couldn't make friends whatsoever and was on the verge of ending it because of it. She told me "maybe just try harder on making friends." Like. Homie. That's what I've been doing??
Female therapist lol.
Sounds like a skill issue to me
I went to one because I was violently raped. I had teeth marks, anaphylaxis, bruising and such the whole 9 yards.
They told me I was ashamed of myself because I was a rapist and this was the manifestation of my guilt.
Classic Dr. Shayamalan.
Excuse me, what the fuck?
I seen malpractice lawsuits for less than that
That's the point of therapists, you're mentally unwell and go there to know WHY are you mentally unwell and how to solve it
>gee doc I don't know why I feel so lonely, horny and also hate women a lot but can't stop heavy breathing down their necks when I meet one in public, oh, I also send nudes to random girls I don't know, I'm truly lost
>... have you considered having sex?
>HOLY SHIT YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT
Have you considered paying $200 an hour for someone to reinforce your beliefs?
Imagine all the sex I'm having to keep the "should I pay someone $200 an hour to tell me I should be having sex" thought way from my head.
> thinking the story is real
god redditors are fucking stupid
Its almost as if this story isnt real
Makes sense the hottest one has the fewest. She probably has fewer insecurities and thinks more highly of herself.
doesn't need external validation, yup
That’s why she posts that shit on social media, right?
She's full of shit
"He's right you know"
That's what I'm saying.
Based and true. Mid girls can be really nasty sometimes. Straight up uncalled for behavior.
I have even less than her.
Because you think even higher of yourself than she does. Your self respect is through the roof. Don’t let a random harlot steal your seed.
Damn, I must have so much high self-respect in that case.
Obviously it works differently for men vs women, but it still applies at the higher level. Most men at the very top of "social value" i.e. decently good looking, fit and mentally stable, hardworking and well off, don't really tend to "fuck about" a fraction as much as american TV tends to show they do.
The guys with the highest sex count are usually guys who are obsessed with getting laid, often because they're insecure and or because they can't hold long term relationships. In real life they tend to be more Quagmire than James Bond.
You can already tell from her pic.
Reminder women don't count blowjobs, handjobs, and anal as sex. Their "number" is just (pee in v) - 50
Some women won’t even count one night stands, only sex with a boyfriend/ltr.
When you can have those instantly with no effort I guess they don't matter
The fat girl has the highest n-count
In my experience that's true. Unattractive people will sleep with anyone to get validation, but attractive people get validation by existing and therefore have standards
Can confirm, recently decided to stop smashing randoms. Was for self validation. No fatties tho.
7 years here, easy answer since FWB, hookups and the likes are out of my reach
No one asked you loser we know
Cheers to that my man
7 years? Tired of these amateurs 😆😭
And counting, I'm growing my virginity back 💪
Man, I gotta start using this one.
A guy I met in high school started making moves on a girl I went to elementary with who now went to a different high school. We would talk about her. He thought she only had 1 boyfriend before him because that's what she told him. I was shocked, and carefully explained that's not true and listed all the boys she dated by name (he knew who they were). Jeffrey, William, Russell, Jaylin, Jamie, Bernard, Stefan. And these were only the ones I knew for sure...
Based. As man I don't date any girl that isn't a virgin anymore.
>I don't date any girl
Could have stopped the sentence right there friend
Good one, surprised you were able to think of it over the sound of your fat ass mom getting fucked upstairs.
FWB and flings are the only ones that might break the single streak.
Man neither, no?
A bj or hj doesn’t count as sex
The point is that you might not be happy to learn your girlfriend/ wife blew the entire football team. When I was in college, plenty of girls were keen on keeping their “number” low.
Of course, their number only included guys on campus or in a friend circle. A few girls I knew banged a bunch of mediocre looking, 30 year old townies and I was baffled. They explained that one night stands with people off campus can be hidden, so that’s the appeal.
Respect to the fourth lass at least
The hottest one slept around the least.
OP's psychiatrist is a coomer.
"everything can be fixed by you just fucking more frequently, trust me"
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Le found the mobile user!
"I wholeheartedly agree, so how about you pull your pants down and let's get started!"
Did the top two girls drug random guys at a club and fuck them without their consent?
Weird how the two fatties and the horse are the complete inverse of the hot one. Or maybe it isn't weird at all
A friend once told me his frat had an expression for that: "Pigs try harder."
The first two give out easy vibes because they're easy, desperate, and disposable. They actually think that being used as fuck holes and discarded means they're *more* attractive.
Lol give me a break.
The attractive women downplay their number so people don’t call them sluts. Less attractive women highlight their number to “prove” they are desirable. It’s really not all that different with men.
You’re not gonna catch most Chads bragging that they’ve banged 200 women. Yet, every mediocre looking guy in college not only brags about his 37, he’ll actually show you fucking pictures of them.
I know a guy who is a whore. Brings home the grossest women because they are so easy. Said he doesn’t need to try with them that the prettier they are it’s not with the bs in the end. Yet then when he finds an easy “pretty” girl he’s ready to propose the next day.
The horse LMAO
Guys will fuck literally anything during a night out😂
Top right has several listed as rehab
Jesus. #2 gets into the 50’s.
Also a lot of the hookups were met at rehab.
I wonder how that ended up working out
You ain’t doing recovery right if you’re focused on fucking other people in the room. That’s like rule number 1. So she thinks her recovery is a joke.
Heroincommunist isn’t taking their rehab seriously, whod have thunk.
Be honest - she only went to rehab because of a DUI.
That's the only reason normies go to rehab/AA, because a judge told them to.
38 was from an NA meeting. Checks out.
I like how #47 says rehab.
At what point do you just admit you have a problem? Lol
Notice how the baby cow has the highest count, and the only one in the screencap who's above a 5 only has one body?
I believe theyre called husbands.
>1)HS friend's crush
What a b-word
Also fword you automod, you little fword bword
Hope it helped typing that out bro
Ok mr niceguy try not being a fucking loser
Even if it's a generalization, and it is, men should always have this thought on the back of their minds, just in case
"why won't women let me throatfuck them? I'm such a nice guy! 🥺"
We are the sons of men you couldn't send to therapy
Getting laid is so easy for women
Of course, anyone who denies this is just r-slurred
That's why it's not an accomplishment like it is for guys
Funny thing is the one who only slept with one fella is actually also the hottest of the bunch
I doubt she is telling the truth
Top right has 52. And reading the terrible resolution shows me shes slept with people from rehab and I don't know how to feel about that
On my way to rehab right now
Pack some condoms and spermicide lube!
And antibiotics. Lots of antibiotics and disinfectants.
The amount of people that hook up with insta dms is honestly astounding and depressing at the same time.
Everyone wants to fuck bruh, just make your insta slightly presentable and start sliding into some dms
Meanwhile another post on r slash unpopularopinion is being posted:
"Women have it so hard in the dating world!"
10. Worked at store
11. Worked at vet
12. Your mom lmao got em
Why are you so proud? If I suck a dick for weeds, I don't want the whole internet to know.
Isn't it normally party and club girls with obscenely disgusting body counts? I know there's a higher concentration of women in those scenes who have no respect for themselves, compared to girls you typically meet in public or relatable activities.
Anon went to a terrible psychiatrist
That’s a bad psychiatrist then. Any professional would never say that. They would say that it’s okay and it’s more common now than ever. You don’t need to have sex regularly for your mental health that’s idiotic. People can survive just fine without it and have done it before for years historically.
Of my interactions with mental health professionals, the overwhelming majority of them think the only job requirement is being good with people and having an upbeat attitude.
Of course they should hold the standards of their profession at the absolute highest and model those, but that just doesn't happen.
Most of the time getting help looks like this, which is a huge factor in why people avoid it. Yeah it might work, but if it doesn't you are 100x more hopeless.
Females... Goddamn females...
Did he take the hint or
Just beeeee yourself anon, but not too much!!! We don't want to scare away any potential suitors because your true self is repugnant and appalling!
"my boyfriend Dante Must Die'd me"?
Then he walked outside and said “Wow, I’m feeling really Green.. Day”
Sounds like the opening scene in a porno
Hose will be hoes
And the bottom right is the most attractive. Higher standards.
It’s a sad truth men have to work 5x hard for a woman 20x worse than back in the day.
Ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside.
She lied (like any of them usually would)
Anyone wanna try to invade cuba just to establish a Wendy’s or Taco Bell?
‘Exposing myself but it’s ok as I’m wife’d off now’ not for long of the guy has any respect