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jonesy_4L

Cant tell me kanye's designs aren’t cool


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jonesy_4L

Yeah i do mean those cool as fuck


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pxn4da

Wtf do you think fashion is then?


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adamtherealone

This dude wouldn’t be caught dead without his trench cloak and fedora. Wondering why y’all getting no bitches^ LMAO dude responded to this comment with the most self report ever


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Awoo-56709-

Yeah, coz apperently there's no middle ground between wearing overprised gucci dogshit and looking like a cave troll. If you're a dude, you can dress the same way man used to 100 years ago and still look classy. For a reasonable price


Danish__Viking1

Why would you want to dress like someone from the fucking 1920's lol


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Contra-Fixed-Angle

He didn't delete his account, he blocked you. Redditors learnt this sassy move where they type a sour reply and then instantly block you so they have the last word in. Amazing stuff.


fiftyfourseventeen

Nobody here deleted their account u tard, if it shows deleted you probably got blocked


realhowardhamlin

nah he blocked you if you see his account as deleted


fiftyfourseventeen

I like how everyone is hating on what you said, but they never say any of it is wrong. I have a friend with designer brand shirts and a pair of J's, but he never wears any of them because he doesn't want to get them dirty. What's even the point of buying clothes if you don't ever wear them. I've only seen his shoes one time, and he brought them with him in a box instead of wearing them.


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Sleeping_Goliath

One of my favorite gym memories is when some lanklet malded at me for 'ruining' my shoes. It's fucking running shoes.


oby100

So he can tell people he has them. It’s the most pathetic shit ever. Wearing designer shit is all about showing off wealth. Wearing a T shirt that costs $100 or more, with even casual observers realizing it’s that expensive, all while living a normalish life (very uncool to all protective of your T shirt) If you’re too poor to wear your designer shit stress free, you shouldn’t buy it. I really have no idea how much money I’d need to make to feel like that, but I’m happy to relentlessly tease 30 year old men that own a full guuci getup but never wears it because they only make 60k.


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Clothes that look good. Beauty is only subjective up to a point


El_Profesore

they are super ugly, you just got conditioned to think they are cool, because it's Kanye. If you were shown his stuff without context, it would be way different


Dravarden

the roblox costumes of that one video


Kovald

Yeah but he's a gay fish though


ScissorMeTimberz

classic reddit moment man, keep it up


Kovald

Spolier alert dumbass you're on www.Reddit.com


jonesy_4L

It’s not funny anymore try different jokes


MajorasMask3D

>stop using that joke! Suck my dick


jonesy_4L

Its a kanye bar bro


cheekygorilla

He still doesn’t get it tho


jonesy_4L

Hug and kiss my ass x and o


cheekygorilla

Do you smell that? Smells like fish sticks.


jonesy_4L

And kiss the ring while they at it do my thing while i got it play strings for the dramatic ending of that whack shit


Ein326

Tell 'em hug and kiss my ass, x and o


winkman

Oh I can. Because they're hideous.


jonesy_4L

Cant convince me otherwise


Telamo

A common sign of braindead consumerism. Sorry you’re so fucking stupid.


aj_thenoob

Yeah I'm sure he himself designed those.


MattTheHarris

Have you seen the JiK merch? He probably did


Jonny2881

Who’s to say Kanye doesn’t secretly get TOPPED by Pete Davidson


4372696D736F6E

\*Straight **sane** man fashion designer.


Medical_Forever1379

I went to psychologists before and they rarely helped. I recently went to one and I just hated him. He was terrible at trying to help. He was terrible at faking empathy/concern. I wondered why up until I met people who were studying psychology at university.


womerah

IDK, I've been to one and they were\are great. I think it's about setting expectations. What you're going to get out of it is some basic behavioural therapy advice + they might challenge you on some of your thinking. You're not going to get some divine revelation that'll fix your life for you.


Medical_Forever1379

thats totally fair. I defn went in with unrealistic expectations but the help they offered was minimal. "meditate and breathe bro" and they made me fill out questionnaires which they had answer keys to. But youre defn right about setting expectations.


womerah

> "meditate and breathe bro" Guessing you went with anxiety\panic issues? That's pretty generic symptom management, hope they only started with that. > made me fill out questionnaires which they had answer keys to. Yeah they do standardised tests to see what your 'score' is and thus grade you on severity. I lied on mine because I didn't want to be sent to the hospital, so not sure quite how useful they are. > But youre defn right about setting expectations. They should provide you with an actionable plan with clear metrics for success. They should also call you out a bit if it's appropriate IMO. I was super involved in my parents divorce and I got called out for perhaps letting myself get so dragged in as a way of putting off the other 'life' things I needed to do (like moving out of home). But yeah if you're not getting anything like that after the first 1-2 sessions, I'd probably switch psychs. My one bit of advice is try to go with younger psychs and doctors in general. Their training will have been more recent and up-to-date. Mental health stuff especially has changed a lot in recent years, but even stuff like how to treat a badly sprained ankle have changed.


WhyWouldTrumpDoThis

Because I wasn't wise enough to go to school for business alright


civilisationenjoyer

I've never had a female psych, but I seriously doubt that anon is telling the truth. No psych would say this retarded shit


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ThearchOfStories

A psychiatrist is a doctor like an average teacher is a scholar, yes the good one's will be highly educated and very professional, but the bad one's will have the bare minimum to have their job, and be highly opinionated in their work.


Shasan23

I dont think you are appreciating how much education and reviews you need to be psychiatrist, or mistaking them with psychologists 4 years of medical school where you learn general medicine and a bit of all the specialties, then 3 years of residency after a rigorous interview process. So, 7 years of endless program-specific and national exams, along with countless performance assessments and procedure-log checks. Then once you are done you have to continue to take new classes, exams, and assessments every few years, with the risk of losing license or worse. Theres not much room between “bare minimum to have their job” and not having the job in the first place. The old dinosaurs might be opinionated due to protection of accrued status and/or being near retirement, but younger doctors are hammered repeatedly into obeying the peer-reviewed, evidence-based, medical literature and guidelines, under threat of lawyers, insurance auditors, and peers ripping them apart


AusCro

Been to some and they haven't said shit this dumb, but tbh it's close enough to make me know some like that exist


Pakushy

i talked to a therapist in march after a 8 month waiting time. after one hour of telling her all the ways i am fucked up, she literally just said nobody working here has any ability to help me and she had to refer me to an expert in trauma. the entire office was just young women (i doubt anyone is even close to 40) and the expert was a 50 year old dude who appeared to be more depressed than i am. Unfortunately i didnt get to talk to him yet, because waiting times are once again 9+ months


Lockes_socks

Canadian?


ColeslawConsumer

Nah have you seen Virgil’s shit?


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MrDaburks

So you’re telling me he ain’t gay?


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-FL4K-

i mean... not anymore


MyFingerPointeth

Calvin Klein? Louis Vuitton? Ralph lauren? Tommy Hilfiger?


Gabericus

Willy Wonka? Walter White?


NattyZyzz

This is a bad example because men are better fashion designers than women


Shlafenflarst

So did she give you a prescription for a hooker ? Does your health insurance cover it ?


mrasainsan

he had to decline, the overcharge after she found he had an insurance was too much


LEFT_SQUARE_BRACKET_

after they found out he was a virgin, couldn't afford the virgin tax


doxenking

Virgin tax is the glass ceiling for incels smh. Are incels the most oppressed group right after gamers? I don't know, I'm just brave enough to ask questions.


Gi4ngy

Yeah garbage shit


doxenking

Thank you sans


System0verlord

Overcharged for a discharge


Wide_Perception_4983

This is the next best thing to government provided girlfriends. Now I wonder if this would have worked in a society


Contra-Fixed-Angle

It wouldn't do shit. You will be served a 900lbs whale. 90lbs heavier than the average American woman.


APsWhoopinRoom

I say go for it. Might at least stop a few people from killing themselves


adventureclubtime

She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down


wostil-poced1649

I went to a whore, he said my life’s a bore, so quit my whining cause it’s bring her down


womerah

> Does your health insurance cover it ? It does in some EU countries if you're disabled


Spiritual-Safe692

its almost like you are there because you're mentally unwell... god therapists are fucking stupid


PrivateChimp

How does that make you feel?


Gazallafuck

Horny


dimeslime1991

A psychiatrist is not a therapist, it is a doctor who listens to what you say and waits to hear a trigger word/phrase so they can throw a pill at the problem.


oby100

My sister has been on meds forever. It’s disgusting how little the psychiatrist is involved. A quick, 5 minute phone conversation which really just boils down to “do you want an increase in dosage, different pills, or additional pills?” Apparently, you need to do a ton of your own work and research to even stand a chance of the mental health system doing you any good.


Truffles326

> Apparently, you need to do a ton of your own work and research to even stand a chance of the mental health system doing you any good. This is all healthcare. Doctors literally don't care about you anymore than your average Subway ~~employee~~ sandwich artist.


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I was lucky to have some actually good ones a few years back, but the stories I hear about other people are atrocious.


TheWiseBeluga

I went to a therapist once in college because I couldn't make friends whatsoever and was on the verge of ending it because of it. She told me "maybe just try harder on making friends." Like. Homie. That's what I've been doing??


Mildo

Female therapist lol.


SapiS68

Sounds like a skill issue to me


Jaded_Lawyer_7340

I went to one because I was violently raped. I had teeth marks, anaphylaxis, bruising and such the whole 9 yards. They told me I was ashamed of myself because I was a rapist and this was the manifestation of my guilt.


NotGloomp

Classic Dr. Shayamalan.


ThanosOnCrack

Excuse me, what the fuck?


tux_pirata

I seen malpractice lawsuits for less than that


Peniwais

That's the point of therapists, you're mentally unwell and go there to know WHY are you mentally unwell and how to solve it


Paulo27

>gee doc I don't know why I feel so lonely, horny and also hate women a lot but can't stop heavy breathing down their necks when I meet one in public, oh, I also send nudes to random girls I don't know, I'm truly lost >... have you considered having sex? >HOLY SHIT YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT


aj_thenoob

Have you considered paying $200 an hour for someone to reinforce your beliefs?


Paulo27

Imagine all the sex I'm having to keep the "should I pay someone $200 an hour to tell me I should be having sex" thought way from my head.


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> thinking the story is real god redditors are fucking stupid


justdolol

Its almost as if this story isnt real


Xp717

Makes sense the hottest one has the fewest. She probably has fewer insecurities and thinks more highly of herself.


sussysus69_dude

doesn't need external validation, yup


ThisZoMBie

That’s why she posts that shit on social media, right?


Fr05tByt3

She's full of shit


hmg9194

"He's right you know"


doxenking

That's what I'm saying.


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

Based and true. Mid girls can be really nasty sometimes. Straight up uncalled for behavior.


Notoriussmall

I have even less than her.


ChrysticTV

Because you think even higher of yourself than she does. Your self respect is through the roof. Don’t let a random harlot steal your seed.


not_again123

Damn, I must have so much high self-respect in that case.


ThearchOfStories

Obviously it works differently for men vs women, but it still applies at the higher level. Most men at the very top of "social value" i.e. decently good looking, fit and mentally stable, hardworking and well off, don't really tend to "fuck about" a fraction as much as american TV tends to show they do. The guys with the highest sex count are usually guys who are obsessed with getting laid, often because they're insecure and or because they can't hold long term relationships. In real life they tend to be more Quagmire than James Bond.


TWK128

You can already tell from her pic.


nicolesbouncyboobs

Reminder women don't count blowjobs, handjobs, and anal as sex. Their "number" is just (pee in v) - 50


hobomojo

Some women won’t even count one night stands, only sex with a boyfriend/ltr.


gravitydood

When you can have those instantly with no effort I guess they don't matter


babybopp

The fat girl has the highest n-count


Single-Bad-5951

In my experience that's true. Unattractive people will sleep with anyone to get validation, but attractive people get validation by existing and therefore have standards


BBQcupcakes

Can confirm, recently decided to stop smashing randoms. Was for self validation. No fatties tho.


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gravitydood

7 years here, easy answer since FWB, hookups and the likes are out of my reach


sarcastosaurus

No one asked you loser we know


gravitydood

Cheers to that my man


Contra-Fixed-Angle

That's foul


Muffintime715

7 years? Tired of these amateurs 😆😭


gravitydood

And counting, I'm growing my virginity back 💪


oby100

Man, I gotta start using this one.


nicolesbouncyboobs

A guy I met in high school started making moves on a girl I went to elementary with who now went to a different high school. We would talk about her. He thought she only had 1 boyfriend before him because that's what she told him. I was shocked, and carefully explained that's not true and listed all the boys she dated by name (he knew who they were). Jeffrey, William, Russell, Jaylin, Jamie, Bernard, Stefan. And these were only the ones I knew for sure...


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Fight_To_Forgive

Based. As man I don't date any girl that isn't a virgin anymore.


GranaT0

>I don't date any girl Could have stopped the sentence right there friend


Fight_To_Forgive

Good one, surprised you were able to think of it over the sound of your fat ass mom getting fucked upstairs.


Takseen

FWB and flings are the only ones that might break the single streak.


Ranilsky

Man neither, no? A bj or hj doesn’t count as sex


oby100

Obviously, nerd. The point is that you might not be happy to learn your girlfriend/ wife blew the entire football team. When I was in college, plenty of girls were keen on keeping their “number” low. Of course, their number only included guys on campus or in a friend circle. A few girls I knew banged a bunch of mediocre looking, 30 year old townies and I was baffled. They explained that one night stands with people off campus can be hidden, so that’s the appeal.


trans_lucent2

Respect to the fourth lass at least


Dawg7mike

🤥


Gazallafuck

Ass-sex


quantum_riff

The hottest one slept around the least.


BasedAutoJanny

OP's psychiatrist is a co‎‎omer.


PopeKirby3rd

"everything can be fixed by you just fucking more frequently, trust me"


fatbelly_hugetits

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BronBuckBreaker

>Phoneposters 🤢


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solarscopez

"I wholeheartedly agree, so how about you pull your pants down and let's get started!"


InadequateUsername

-Freud


ArseholeAlexa

Did the top two girls drug random guys at a club and fuck them without their consent?


BronBuckBreaker

Weird how the two fatties and the horse are the complete inverse of the hot one. Or maybe it isn't weird at all


TWK128

A friend once told me his frat had an expression for that: "Pigs try harder." The first two give out easy vibes because they're easy, desperate, and disposable. They actually think that being used as fuck holes and discarded means they're *more* attractive.


oby100

Lol give me a break. The attractive women downplay their number so people don’t call them sluts. Less attractive women highlight their number to “prove” they are desirable. It’s really not all that different with men. You’re not gonna catch most Chads bragging that they’ve banged 200 women. Yet, every mediocre looking guy in college not only brags about his 37, he’ll actually show you fucking pictures of them.


plantsplantsplants

I know a guy who is a whore. Brings home the grossest women because they are so easy. Said he doesn’t need to try with them that the prettier they are it’s not with the bs in the end. Yet then when he finds an easy “pretty” girl he’s ready to propose the next day.


lordtyphis

The horse LMAO


Pacattack57

Guys will fuck literally anything during a night out😂


Cole3823

Top right has several listed as rehab


DJDavidov

Jesus. #2 gets into the 50’s.


hobomojo

Also a lot of the hookups were met at rehab.


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TwistedBamboozler

You ain’t doing recovery right if you’re focused on fucking other people in the room. That’s like rule number 1. So she thinks her recovery is a joke.


PapiBIanco

Heroincommunist isn’t taking their rehab seriously, whod have thunk.


BasedAutoJanny

Be honest - she only went to rehab because of a DUI. That's the only reason norm‎‎ies go to rehab/AA, because a judge told them to.


Dawg7mike

38 was from an NA meeting. Checks out.


Alukrad

I like how #47 says rehab. At what point do you just admit you have a problem? Lol


CoolJ_Casts

Notice how the baby cow has the highest count, and the only one in the screencap who's above a 5 only has one body?


theemoofrog

I believe theyre called husbands.


RandySavagePI

>1)HS friend's crush What a b-word Also fword you automod, you little fword bword


Bittlegeuss

Word.


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24082020

Hope it helped typing that out bro


Maradonaldo2

Ok mr niceguy try not being a fucking loser


morbidnihilism

Even if it's a generalization, and it is, men should always have this thought on the back of their minds, just in case


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clovis_227

"why won't women let me throatfuck them? I'm such a nice guy! 🥺"


Tinn--Man

We are the sons of men you couldn't send to therapy


EquivalentSnap

Getting laid is so easy for women


lCSChoppers

Of course, anyone who denies this is just r-slurred


Tango-Actual90

That's why it's not an accomplishment like it is for guys


1R3N9

Funny thing is the one who only slept with one fella is actually also the hottest of the bunch


LegEcstatic7775

I doubt she is telling the truth


DeltaRed12

Top right has 52. And reading the terrible resolution shows me shes slept with people from rehab and I don't know how to feel about that


gravitydood

On my way to rehab right now


XPSXDonWoJo

Pack some condoms and spermicide lube!


TWK128

And antibiotics. Lots of antibiotics and disinfectants.


Pacattack57

The amount of people that hook up with insta dms is honestly astounding and depressing at the same time.


gibbonsbox

Everyone wants to fuck bruh, just make your insta slightly presentable and start sliding into some dms


TheWiseBeluga

Meanwhile another post on r slash unpopularopinion is being posted: "Women have it so hard in the dating world!"


LiveHotNudes

1. School 2. School 3. Party 4. College 5. College 6. College 7. Party 8. Waitress 9. Waitress 10. Worked at store 11. Worked at vet 12. Your mom lmao got em


Game0fLife

>“Dealer” Why are you so proud? If I suck a dick for weeds, I don't want the whole internet to know.


HonoraryHairyan

Isn't it normally party and club girls with obscenely disgusting body counts? I know there's a higher concentration of women in those scenes who have no respect for themselves, compared to girls you typically meet in public or relatable activities.


skedadadle_skadoodle

Anon went to a terrible psychiatrist


Dause

That’s a bad psychiatrist then. Any professional would never say that. They would say that it’s okay and it’s more common now than ever. You don’t need to have sex regularly for your mental health that’s idiotic. People can survive just fine without it and have done it before for years historically.


suspekz

Of my interactions with mental health professionals, the overwhelming majority of them think the only job requirement is being good with people and having an upbeat attitude. Of course they should hold the standards of their profession at the absolute highest and model those, but that just doesn't happen. Most of the time getting help looks like this, which is a huge factor in why people avoid it. Yeah it might work, but if it doesn't you are 100x more hopeless.


Khleodon

Females... Goddamn females...


masterthewill

Did he take the hint or


doxenking

Just beeeee yourself anon, but not too much!!! We don't want to scare away any potential suitors because your true self is repugnant and appalling!


Ardoriccardo00

"my boyfriend Dante Must Die'd me"?


throwawayskinlessbro

Then he walked outside and said “Wow, I’m feeling really Green.. Day”


scalability

Sounds like the opening scene in a porno


Intelligent_Bother87

Hose will be hoes


slashfan93

And the bottom right is the most attractive. Higher standards. It’s a sad truth men have to work 5x hard for a woman 20x worse than back in the day.


themastersmb

Ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside.


AnasDh

She lied (like any of them usually would)


PowerGlove86

Anyone wanna try to invade cuba just to establish a Wendy’s or Taco Bell?


smoothcriminal05

‘Exposing myself but it’s ok as I’m wife’d off now’ not for long of the guy has any respect For himself