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Lady tries to bum a cigarette

Lady tries to bum a cigarette

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SmugScientistsDad

Hopefully she is on her way to prison for doing that!


Shaneblaster

“Can I bum a cigarette?” “No” “Then we all die”


Qaaarl

Drammaaa


thenutmanofthewest

Just killed a man


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

He was filling up with unleaded Lit my lighter now he's deaded


NorMonsta1

Mammaaaaa,what have I begun? And how am I supposed to get awaaaay?


rmay14444

Carry me carry me To prison I must go.


TaxEvasion2016

r/redditsings


NorCalNavyMike

*Beelzebub, has a hatchback set aside for me*


Troniic

Honda fuego Honda fuego Honda fuego Dat shits on fire yo


BeejBoyTyson

Lit this fire now he dead!!!!


mingobrown87

Barz


bruhWhyTho-

Drama of the dumbass variety


TonyFubar

Literal drama bomb


Fistulord

Dude one time a woman tried to bum a cigarette off me outside a Kmart and I was pulling one out when I noticed she was like 6 or 7 months pregnant. She was short so I didn't see it at first. I was basically like "What in the fuck is wrong with you?" and she started going on about how I "don't know how stressful it is" and then hailed some other dude and asked him for one and he gave it to her and started trying to flirt with her. It was super gross.


AutomaticRisk3464

My neighbor was 7 months pregnant and was drinking and smoking..she said she didnt know she was pregnant but as we spoke on their back porch (duplex so it was maybe 25 feet from my porch) she had a beer by her and was smoking a ciggerate. The kid was 5 pounds when he was born and never cries or anything just sleeps its really sad


Rusty_Shackelford_

My neighbor did the same thing. She clearly knew she was pregnant though. Kid was born with several birth defects and needed several surgeries immediately after birth and in the years following. Doctors didn’t think he would live but he did. Turned out to be a feral little asshole too. I hated that kid. So glad when they moved.


PaintingForeign5221

"So glad when..." my brain went to terrible terrible places before I finished reading that sentence


Rusty_Shackelford_

Nah. Wouldn’t wish the loss of a a child on anyone. My 3 yo nephew was killed in an accident on the farm a few years ago. My family still deals with with his loss on the daily.


PaintingForeign5221

Ah shit, that's horrible. I couldn't even imagine that level of loss. Sorry for my thoughtless remark.


Rusty_Shackelford_

Thanks. But don’t worry about it. No way you could’ve known.


kk1116

Sounds like the inbreds. Lol


Fistulord

It was in a small town in Pennsylvania where that would not be surprising.


Araiding

I take it bum is slag for basically sharing it? Because here in the UK bum slang means something completely different


katyggls

Yes, to bum is to ask someone for something for free. I almost always hear it in relation to cigarettes.


ososalsosal

No, bum has the same meaning in the UK too, it just also happens to be a schoolyard term for anal sex.


Clearlydarkly

Can I bum you for a cigarette, can I bum a cigarette, very different


coolbeaNs92

That's a very UK saying to "bum a ciggy". Kinda surprised a Brit hasn't heard that phrase before.


Samugremus

Or to a mental illness hospital


Warpedme

That she can never be released from. She's a danger to society and should not be allowed back after that.


CarbohydrateLover69

Fun fact: hospitals for mental illnesses are prohibited in Argentina because instead of being an internment and rehabilitation center, they were more used as warehouses for the "undesirables" with little or no hope of actually being reintegrated into society.


Snagglepuss64

A slight overreaction on her part 😳


YakadaYXD

Vveeeerrrryyy sliighhtttt……


baby_contra

Minuscule, hardly even perceivable


SwiftyTheThief

I'll say it: This was obviously justified.


jamalspezial

Yeah, fuck that guy.


baby_contra

Lmao


DogHammers

At the very least it was a reasonable course of action.


Revolutionary-Stop-8

/r/redditmoment


HertzDonut1001

I'd chalk it up to "she probably just had a bad day." No reason not to just let it go.


GamzeeMFMakara

There was a reaction?


jhkfojrifydgnfxygprj

The gasoline reacted with dioxygen.


TorrenceMightingale

I think the laws of combustion got the best of her. Meant to be zany instead she was more felony


Hibercrastinator

Explosive temper. Im sorry


FerociousPancake

You ain’t got no smokes? BURN BITCH


TappmanC

It’s hard to tell on my phone but did she intentionally just spark her lighter?


Snagglepuss64

Yup


TappmanC

Thanks. That’s insane.


StarGuardianJulie

What other choice did she have?!


lorenzomofo

Imagine if she was working at a nuclear power plant…


ElementsUnknown

I hope she was prosecuted for attempted murder


LiedToUs

And arson


cpt_appropropriate

And solicitation of a miner. Dude's definitely on his was to the pit, look what he's driving.


crazy_goat

Miner? Damn near killed her!


Youngling_Hunt

Miner? I hardly know her


othershwarna

Sir Charles Miner, I presume?


PoorEdgarDerby

Your analysis of cars is confusing to me.


ThatsNotSkepta

And being a massive cunt sack


gret08

Anyone have the follow up story?


anal_bandit69

"Israeli police Wednesday released shocking security video of a woman setting a gasoline pump on fire in Jerusalem — allegedly because a man refused to give her a cigarette. Amazingly, no one was hurt, police said. The woman was arrested after the incident Tuesday and denied having set the blaze intentionally, Micky Rosenfeld, foreign spokesman for Israel's police forces, said in a statement. "A woman approached a man while filling his petrol tank and asked for a cigarette. When he refused to give it to her she pulled out a lighter from her pocket and ignited the petrol pump," Rosenfeld said. "The car owner reacted quickly by pulling the pump that was on fire from his tank and fleeing. Petrol station workers extinguished the fire." Source: NBC News That's all I found.


Diogenes-Disciple

Damn I totally would’ve panicked and set everything else on fire if I were that guy. Impressive that no one was hurt


PuntzJones

I thought that the one thing you're not supposed to do in that situation is pull the pump out.


eukaryote3

You’re not — your supposed to keep the pump in your car if a fire breaks out. It’s posted at the pumps. But I think it’s a knee-jerk reaction to try to save your car.


kekabillie

Yeah, was the dude okay??


hockeypup19

Classic Reddit. Ask for a follow up and all you get is shitty reused jokes. I want to know if she went to prison for this :(


SkippyMcLovin

Just in case anyone is wondering how it turned out for her after this, I found a follow up article to this and she was able to bum a smoke from emergency services when they arrived.


IGetComputersPuting

Faith in humanity restored!


IamMrBots

Thank God. I was concerned.


KingAuberon

This is the kind of closure I have come to *never* expect from Reddit.


SaintNewts

It's the kind of closure I don't want from anyone. Ever. Thanks.


agent_black8

Lol you got me


pinba11tec

*insert Jeremiahnod.gif here cause I'm too stupid to figure out how to do it*


broly314

What does "bum a smoke" mean?


Joshkl2013

Obtain a cigarette for free by asking for it, offering nothing in return.


broly314

I see. So the lady caused all this, because she couldn't get a cigarette for free?


thenewyorkoffice

Total piece of shit.


duhdaddy420

There's a subreddit just for this this. s/imatotalpieceofshit


LegionDCLXVI

What he should have done is search reddit for what he should do


lorenzomofo

r/showerthoughts or r/explainlikeimfive ?


MiltonCiaraldi

r/nostupidquestions


Ccend

r/askreddit


true_spokes

Seems like pulling the hose out wasn’t the right move, but what actually would be in this situation?


Used-Flan1792

You leave it in the gas tank and hit the shut off


Dirty_Gurdy

Even if you know what to do when you panic you can’t think clearly


GethAttack

Whoa there. With that attitude how are the Reddit armchairs supposed to correct every tiny mistake?


im_racist24

wait, you didn’t do a triple backwards somersault and fly kick her while sucking your own dick and solving the tension between palestine and israel and press the shut off switch? what are you, an idiot?


GethAttack

They,re*


hoodyninja

And grab an extinguisher that is either nearby or inside. If you think of it call 911 during the panic lol. If you don’t, call them after.


Chippawah

Assuming there’s a bystander that isn’t the offender you should tell a specific person to call 911 and report back to you while you handle the emergency as safely as possible. Source: flashbacks to lifeguard training when people did 10 minutes of CPR on a dummy until telling them they forgot to call for help.


Despitefuldick

No, in this situation you just run. These pumps will have their own fire suppression system. LPT: never try fight a fire at a petrol station with a fire extinguisher.


kevtino

>...with a fire extinguisher. Then what should I fight it with? A knife?


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Back in the old days, we had to use fists!


nickdec97

oh no, fires got a gun!


BuoyantAccommodation

And never say “get help!” Or “call someone!” Always say “call 9-1-1” In an emergency instructions need to be 100% clear as some people will just not think and when asked to get help will come back with a pigeon.


Nothing-But-Lies

But then the shut off want a cigarette and you're back to square one.


BallerForHire

We never had one square though so now everything else is on fire again


Separate-Roll-5530

Thanks, I'll remember that if this ever happens.


syntaxsavant

Hit the emergency stop isolator.


skoupidia22

Yes yes and release the dampeners before hitting it for warp speed ;-)


Alar44

RUNNING A LEVEL 3 DIAGNOSTIC


HertzDonut1001

Have we tried using tachyon beams?


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Possible_EmuWrangler

Were you doing it at the same spot in three different timelines? I think that'll be your problem.


Just-the-Shaft

The ionic resonators were out of phase alignment


HertzDonut1001

If we divert power from the warp drive to the impulse engine and use a series of tachyon pulses to direct it into a single direction, we might be able to create a reverse feedback in the wormhole, but if we can't do it in time we could lose all impulse power completely captain. We'd be sitting ducks.


illmatic2112

Make it so


dobrowolsk

Yes, but we need to route the tachyons through the deflector.


cinred

Because everyone knows what and where that is.


syntaxsavant

It's a big red button at every station!!


Z1rith

ive legit never noticed it, im always super unfocused when i get gas


DogHammers

Focus when getting petrol mate! You are pumping an extremely flammable liquid at a high rate into a vehicle, not a time to be daydreaming. Seriously though, people sometimes get carjacked or robbed whilst distracted getting fuel.


celerym

Am I focusing on the petrol or the carjackers?


Despitefuldick

The petrol price number, while thinking how it’s 50% more than it was 10 years ago. Also desperately trying to ignore the new ads they play. Because fuck commercialism


TortieKittah

Everybody who pumps the gas can turn their head and look around to see where the button is located… There are usually several signs pointing to it. Unless you live in some extreme back water place in Louisiana that still has the fucking gas pumps from the 1950s or something.


dailycyberiad

I'm now super curious and I'll look for the button next time I stop for gas. I'll also look for the fire extinguishers, just in case. I hope I'll never need to use them, but you never know!


badasscrying

Signs..? I literally had no idea this existed until Reddit, and I’m in a very populated area in Colorado. Wtf.


Toshikills

Use your newly created flamethrower to smite thy enemies.


Corticex

Only correct answer


himdedemk

"Oh, you wanted a smoke? The only thing smoking here is gonna be your corpse! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!"


LazorBlind

Ngl if some crazy bitch tried to blow up me, my car and an entire gas station I wod.have yanked the nozzle out too. Only to point it at her in self defense but still.


TheSecularGlass

What they said, plus grab the nearest fire extinguisher.


Sleep_nw_in_the_fire

Damn dude all these steps...in the heat of the moment I imagine a good 99 percent of people might do the same thing he did


SDJMcHattie

The **”heat”** of the moment indeed.


Qorr_Sozin

> heat of the moment *Get out.*


DogHammers

Hopefully you'll think "FIRE! - Fire extinguisher - Use fire extinguisher to extinguish fire!" Now you've seen what happens if you panic and yank out the snozzle.


messymedia

This is why pumps that lock on or off are a stupid idea. UK pumps don't do that.


SanityPlanet

Spray the bitch.


teenagesadist

Running. I suppose you could also pray.


Interesting_Bath_640

He could have had kids in there


restingburritoface

No, he obviously pulled out


Malky_10

But late.


Franks2000inchTV

That takes at least nine months. He didn't have time.


graphitesun

First time I've legit laughed OL in a while.


steeguy55

This is why I quit smoking. Stops soooooo many people from trying to bum smokes off you…and attempting to murder you.


selectivediscoshirt

I am confused as to How would she even know he smokes? He surely isn’t smoking at the pump? I feel like this is maybe a non smoker punished bc she thought he was lying


Earthwormjimby

I quit smoking, people try to bum them all the time. Not smoking doesn't help


Turbulent-Ad-6845

Fuckin crackheads


[deleted]

happened in israel couldnt find any info on what happened next apart from no one being injured, guy who was in the car was able to get to safety unharmed, and the woman was arrested.


ghatos_france

Did I just witnessed an attempted murder? Why the fuck did she tossed that cig other than that?


Tusen_Takk

She used her lighter by the spigot to ignite the vapour. Can’t bum squares if you have one already


ForensicPathology

Finally! Everyone talking about what she did, but I'm searching every reply because I must be blind and couldn't tell what she did


LazorBlind

Well you can, but that would make you a horrible person. Not that this lady isn't a completely horror person, but outside of that.


MyStrangeDevice

Psycho…..


EUCopyrightComittee

Fire for you! And fire...


Manofalltrade

PSA don’t pull the handle out when it’s running, just click it off. Your car won’t explode.


Bombkirby

Why won’t it explode?


RomeoAndRandom

It would have to be very hot for it to do so, and require oxygen. It might eventually if left to burn but not in the time it takes to grab a fire extinguisher and simply put it out. If you pull the nozzle out you do 2 things, give it an air source, and also spill gas all over causing a much bigger problem. Best thing to do is carefully shut the nozzle off, leave it in and ideally it would die out because of the lack of new fuel being added, use an extinguisher asap regardless.


SanityPlanet

Exploding requires the right ratio of gasoline to oxygen, so in all likelihood there was already too much gas in the tank for that to happen.


IAMCAV0N

Not enough dynamite Chief


takethisnrunnn

Because it’s not a Micheal bay movie


Own_Palpitation_8355

Is that an Orange Mocha Frappuccino in her hand


HappyPen1422

*Jitterbug*


EyeDee10Tee

🎵You Put the Boom-Boom Into My Carrrrr🎶


TheOGPotatoPredator

You sent my pump sky high when your smoking starts 🎵🎶


RonDalarney

They tragically died in a freak gasoline fight accident


VirtualPoolBoy

I can’t make out what’s happening. She has a lit cigarette, but asks the guy for another? Then when he says no, she throws her cigarette at him?


uwodahikamama

She used a lighter and lit the gas fumes where he was pumping gas. Then he panicked and pulled out the nozzle while it was still pumping gas, which caught fire as well. I think she does already have a cigarette though.


jonnyl3

Who knows if the title is correct. Submission titles are often totally made up as frequently proven in the comments later.


leglesslegolegolas

A lit cigarette is not going to ignite gasoline vapors. She used a lighter.


michoudi

It takes a special kind of person to ask a stranger for a cigarette. As an ex smoker it was kind of scary the look of contempt a lot of people would give after being told they can’t bum a cigarette from me.


KY_4_PREZ

For once, pulling out was the wrong choice!


canned_soup

Shit I’ve been doing it wrong


Pitchfork_srb

Should have pointed the hose at her for just a second before running for his life the poor bastard


MauiDan77

Why is my first reaction thought to spray her with the flamethrower??? I don't mean to have these thoughts.


ChocolateCookie-Dog

"get the fire away from my car/gas tank" was probably his goal. People do stupid things during emergencys they aren't prepared for.


uwodahikamama

Tbh that was my thought as well. I guess I’m going to hell. 😣


StayImaginary8833

I wouldve beat the brakes out of her woman or not idc😡


Dopehope25

That would be enough to set me over the edge and done for murder


AJFAmetal

What, somebody not giving you a cig?


Poster_Nutbag01

Cold blooded!!


whereismyvegenaise

I’m hot blooded… check it and see.


anonymousalchemy42

Damn you. I really don't need this shit stuck in my head while I'm trying to go to sleep.


UndoingMonkey

Got a fever of 100 degrees


Lemonjello143

This whole time I’ve been singing it as “got a fever of a hundred and three” D’OH!


Twistedjustice

Me too I just assumed it was an American song and 100F isn’t much of a fever to brag about Not like Mr Fahrenheit


TrashOpen2080

I'm Mr. Heatmiser...


YourMotherSaysHello

Mr Fahrenheit? But he's travelling at the speed of light?


SaintNewts

It's not?


dns7950

Well don't stop now, you were right. It's definitely "hundred and three"


TorrenceMightingale

I’ll flick my zippo and light up your Leaf.


tipareth1978

Always watch a sketchy person walk away and see they get to a safe distance


goonler69

Entitled cunt.


Delta_Dan29

The stupidity is immeasurable


itsmedixie

I just love how she walks away and she THEN gets the idea, straight “fuck you” to this guy 😭


ShotbyaGhost

What if there were kids or a baby in the car!?? Or simply kids near by? This lady endangered everyone outside at that gas station just to get at one guy. Go to hell!


Bunyep

In Australia we call this kind of behaviour a "cunt act"


Hardinyoung

What a fucking cunt


SourVikingLG

She’s all the curse words.


DRoyalz

Disgusting human


Breakyurface

Attempted murder?


Pdarker

How much u wanna bet this is Florida?


Creativewritingfail

I hope she gets attempted murder charges


cindercrunch7

KILL HER!


Cheekyweeshite

More like, “Arsonist caught on camera.”


Beanstainboxershorts

Wow she really knows what she's doing. That was some impressively swift arson if I do say so myself.


Punegune

Yes, It kinda looks like she's done this before


geared4war

A guy came up to me bumming a ciggie, blue shorts, wife beater, thongs/pluggers. It was at Central station in Sydney. I got a weird feeling but hey, fellow smoker, so I gave him the last few in my pack and went on my way. Waiting for the train, it gets cancelled, so it's on to the buses. Really late night run and I starting chatting with the driver. Over the radio we hear police calls, the station got evacuated, multiple deaths there. A guy went nuts when a chick didn't give him a cigarette. Same guy. If I hadn't given him a cigarette it might have been me. If I hadn't given him multiple then maybe it might have happened while I was there. Maybe I should have given him a pack.


jonp1

Must’ve been a torchy subject.