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You have one minute to eat the highest possible quantity of a food of your choice for free. At the end of the minute you receive as many $ as the value of the food you have eaten. Which food do you choose?

You have one minute to eat the highest possible quantity of a food of your choice for free. At the end of the minute you receive as many $ as the value of the food you have eaten. Which food do you choose?

OneCalledProphet

Giant plate of white pearl albino caviar. Cost almost 300k per kilogram


ApophisRises

Beat me to it. Yeah, Caviar would make you bank.


JBalgruuf

And to think, it used to be peasant food. I wonder what we eat today that will be considered a luxury in a century or two.


ApophisRises

Lobsters are another food that used to only be eaten by peasants. It'll probably be something like Beef.


ses1989

Have you seen the price of beef? Locally sourced ribeyes were $22lb the other day.


karthaege

At one point, it was considered cruel and unusual to feed them to prisoners


AsymmetricalAnomaly

Every time I see this people conveniently leave out the part where they were commonly served raw, all smashed and blended together, shell and all.


karthaege

For me, it wasn’t conveniently left out. Legit had never heard that.


AsymmetricalAnomaly

Because whoever you heard it from conveniently left it out. And the cycle continues. Haha.


Emalcom

a kg of fish eggs… Idk man


OneCalledProphet

You underestimate my power


NinjaCarrot79

I'm allergic to fish, maybe it's worth it though, considering I can use some of that cash for the hospital visit


OneCalledProphet

Ya, its only a minute. You'll be able to eat a fair amount before you actually have any issues.


NinjaCarrot79

Well you'd be surprised that in 2nd grade, my classmate accidentally splashed a single drop of milk in my mouth and I immediately got a sore throat, within seconds


kolberartglass

I was going to say the most potent/expensive thc edible I could find but at that price I might have to side with you.


karl_karl_karl_karl_

Beat me to it


red_duke117

No it's not. It's about $2k a pound or $4.5k per kilogram.


OneCalledProphet

I just googled most expensive food in the world and it was the first thing that came up alongside that price. I didn't check its source. Maybe its some hyper specific method of cooking them or something?


TerpBE

Printer toner


Human-Standard-8684

Underrated


Mister_Haaand

I think you meant ink?


TheRealFlinlock

omfg that's too funny


anchoritt

I'd rather go with printer ink.


NovaHorizon

24K Edible Gold - twice the profit!


refreshing_username

Props for announcing you're going to spend a day or two collecting and sorting through your own shit without actually saying it.


Quiteawaysaway

three if you wanna be certain 💩🕵️‍♂️


ananasinnmyass

For that much money hand me the gloves.


NovaHorizon

No sorting necessary. Gonna count on dropping solid gold nuggets.


[deleted]

Isn’t it only edible if it’s in small amounts? So a huge chunk of it would probably hurt your kidneys


NovaHorizon

Your body can't absorb let alone break down gold, so it is just going to pass through your digestive track. I think the worst that could happen is that some ends up in your appendix, but I'm not even sure if that alone could cause an appendicitis.


gerrymadner

That's why you chug it hot.


BitterBite10

I would chug horse semen aka the most expensive liquid on earth


MisterBastian

uhm


BitterBite10

But I’m not doing it for the cash>:)


Civil-Ad-7957

Live your dreams I guess?


BitterBite10

One question


Inhabitsthebed

Put your money where your mouth is, post a video of the deed when your done.


Julenizzen

Is it more expensive than horseshoe crab blood?


BitterBite10

I think dodo bird blood is more expensive actually


Julenizzen

How would one get access to an extinct birds blood?


RenaKunisaki

Well that's why it's so expensive.


rmanning55

I can’t believe I’m going to argue with this, but LSD is the most expensive liquid on earth. Don’t chug it though. “A shoebox full of pure LSD would be worth about $2.5 billion.” https://what-if.xkcd.com/108/


cyberporygon

That's great but please answer the question.


BitterBite10

Look it up


cacatua_azul

My man gonna drink it straight from the tap


fj668

Taps*


aggieof10

r/toiletpaperusa is that you?


Brilliant-Win4152

I would pour saffron into a glass of water and chug it.


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

Why water? Pour it into some $1000/bottle wine.


Luukario

Water is easier to chug, especially if you chug for a minute. I think the extra amount of saffron you swallow would be more valuable than the wine.


Civil-Ad-7957

Saffron smoothie?


Brilliant-Win4152

Damn it didnt think about that


YallNeedSomeJohnGalt

That's probably the best answer. Don't know that it would taste great but certainly super high dollar value


Stooginatorrr

Could you roll it up into a big old doob and smoke it?


momogirl200

Depends on the saffron. You can get decent stuff for 150$ ish a bottle


Brilliant-Win4152

I would go for the most expensive which is 11k per kg and I think I could chug about 2 kg worth of saffron in one minute.


Quiteawaysaway

you think you could put down 4 and a half pounds of anything in a minute? i dont think i could chug that much water in a minute


momogirl200

Good plan.


ZealandRedSquirrel

Well done


Torgoe

That maybe your last meal. Too much saffron can be lethal.


Brilliant-Win4152

Not for someone like me, im just built different.


TheRealFlinlock

Saffron. I used to work at a grocery store that had the price per ounce listed on price tags, but Saffron was the only spice that didn't have it listed. We calculated it out and it was like $400 an ounce, and that was years ago. I'm not sure how my body would like me slamming a couple pounds of Saffron but I'd do it for that kind of money.


virsugfoo25

I worked in a kitchen before, when we had it on hand for a dish it was kept in the safe


Lavendercrimson12

Next up: the Saffron Challenge!


stickyWithWhiskey

Scallops. They're not particularly pricey or anything, I just like scallops. I'd never turn down free scallops.


MisterBastian

good ending


Bigger_Moist

Sushi. Go for high quality fish and jack that price up like mad. Or the highest grade wagyu


[deleted]

GRAND VELAS TACOS $25000 https://www.luxhabitat.ae/the-journal/worlds-most-expensive-dish


fineillmakeausername

Truffles seasoned with Saffron and printer ink to drink


chrome4androidisshit

Fried Bitcoin


mattjack-o-melly

Smartass


comicsemporium

I Think he meant deep fried Bitcoin


hzvji6dvbkywsv

Wagyu beef


[deleted]

Ambergris


qwerty6556

Precious hamburgers?


bigbangbilly

Whale vomit


All-In_Loser

Nice! 👍


alonghardlook

We better do what he says... he's a Whale Biologist.


zmzm0w0

Good luck


aggieof10

We better listen to him, he’s a whale biologist


diablollama

Sturgeon Caviar.


JordyVerrill

I would chug Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru, Cote de Nuits, France, which Google tells me is the most expensive wine at $138000 a bottle. Pretty sure I could down 3 bottles in a minute.


Flat_Welder_4897

I'd like to see you down 3 bottles of wine in a minute. Not saying it's not possible. But the projectile vomit that will follow will be a memory that I will tell my grandchildren about


JordyVerrill

I've chugged one before. I know I could do 2. 3 might be pushing it but I'd give it a go.


Flat_Welder_4897

No lordy. I like me some wine and I like me some drinking. But downing 2 bottles, even in 2 minutes will be too much for my stomach. 3 in one minute, I'm gagging already.


JordyVerrill

This expensive ass wine is probably less huggable than the cheap ass Yellowtail chardonnay bottle I chugged out of a Starbucks cup.


Flat_Welder_4897

Haha yeah I know what you're talking about


GlyphedArchitect

The rules don't say you have to keep it down!


FromDaSource

I’ll chug as much horseshoe crab blood as possible.


Bigger_Moist

Or snake venom. Just hooe you dont have any ulcers and youll be good


aggieof10

Underrated comment


Syndorei

I've been on reddit long enough to know this is a trick question. The correct answer is printer ink. That shit is hella expensive, but I'd make sure that all the ink packs I drink were bought separately, as if you buy a new printer each time you might actually save money.


YayAnotherTragedy

But you have to consume it. Could you consume a toxic substance for a minute and if so, would you live to see the money paid for anything other than hospital bills?


ImBolio

Caviar


Longjumping_Tale_952

Saffron. It's quite pricey.


EJayy_22

Those truffles that special dogs sniff out on the forests


Julenizzen

They use pigs as well I think


lovesaqaba

Edible gold


GlyphedArchitect

All gold is edible if you believe in yourself enough.


woww166

Edible gold isnt that expensive its just to make things ✨expensive✨


Stop_Sign

Moon dust. The price is one spaceship journey, yea?


jerrythecactus

And end up like Cave Johnson?


ItsMyView

Mushrooms - Yartsa Gunbu – $2,000 an Ounce.


DogboyTheGreat

Saffron but that would be gross. But will still try to eat as much of it as possible. That could be the new ticktok challenge


Civil-Ad-7957

Has anyone said edibles yet? 😁


Bigstar976

Truffle. A whole one might now taste that good to eat but it’s very expensive.


CheshireGrin92

Google most expensive foods in the world pick one of the top 3 even if I just eat one I think I’d be set


WheelNSnipeNCelly

Well, I work in a restaurant and I could figure out how to add items to the menu. So I’d simply add a 1/4 French fry to the menu at a cost of $500 million. That’s two billion dollars for every fry that I eat.


LabZeroo

Gummy bears becouse yes


BurnsWhenWeP

Plot twist: They are Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears.


cheesynougats

Satan would like a word


seraph089

Blue crab meat. It wouldn't be a massive amount of money but it would be decent, I'm more concerned with it being something I live eating. Even if eating that much of it would have consequences.


andthrewaway1

technically Beef jerky is really high prcied in comparrison to general costs of beef Maybe the answer here is that cat shit coffee... I could take like 6 shots and mix with milk I think that'd be 600 bucks...


RaiUchiha

There's one made from elephant shit that's even more expensive


proactivepistachio

Pure pressurized carbon. Diamonds eat a bunch. Get the money, shit them out double up.


jerrythecactus

Just make sure none of them have sharp edges. Diamond shards can dig right through your flesh and wont stop no matter what because they're harder than anything in your body.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Rhodium at roughly $13.6k an ounce.


Burninator05

Rhodium is probably a better choice but anti-mater is $62.5 trillion per gram. But if you ate all the anti-mater humans have ever created you'd only make $62,500. You'd also probably die. So don't eat anti-mater.


PMyourTastefulNudes

If you did, it won't-matter, which is a sillier name for anti-matter.


Ray_Pingeau

Oprah’s pussy


isyaboi

Es cargo


CrazyTom2k2

Chicken nuggets


Black_decker17

Caviar or perhaps fuagra


only_wire_hangers

stelline pasta or chia seeds.


MisterBastian

Regular caviar


Wonderful-Ad-976

Caviar. expensive as F and light you can eat 10 jars of it and dindt get full


W4lk3rS4int

Most expensive bowls of Mac and cheese


randylikecandy

Grits


Think_Perspective385

Scorpion Venom, I can probably drink a gallon and that shit is worth millions


thoreberlin

Safran. I'd eat it like in a cinnamon challenge.


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

A few handfuls of saffron


leviisatwork

I'll get smoothies from the local healthy smoothie shop, stuff is like $10 a pop!


TheChainLink2

Do sesame seeds count as food?


chzybiscuit

Pistachio's


LongdayinCarcosa

Saffron.


Newt-Upset

Saffron topped in that edible gold stuff.


killycarthief

How much saffron could you get down you?


No_Efficiency_6710

Almas Caviar, no chewing required


Bodlar_Deathbringer

Edible printer ink. 🤪🤑


anawkwardsomeone

Sushi Edit: my answer is lame compared to others


pm_your_masterpiece

I drink horseshoe crab blood, and if your going to be a bitch about it I'll eat horseshoe crab blood sausage


[deleted]

Screaming Eagle Cabernet 1992 – $500,000 I think I would live.


lukas_the

Sushi or tide pods.


buuuuuuuuurrrp

Probably the food from those 5-Star restaurants. Both valuable and delicious!


snoopervisor

Hand made food for the filthy rich people. Like those tiny jars of jam. Thousands of $ per jar.


whatissevenbysix

Truffle


virsugfoo25

Filet or prime rib


Nezuko-16

An edible golden cookie


god_of_melon

Is horse semen edible? I mean, Stewie had a substantial amount and that shit is expensive


willard3r

A5 wagu beef


Jayce86

High end caviar. That shit is expensive, and tiny.


Standard_Tree6843

Shawarma


Prestigious_Guava940

Sugar


YUNoSignin

Saffron, which is like 30k per kilo. In stores you can buy 0.05 gram for €1.40


biggergorilla10

Trump's tax returns. Secrets are very valuable.


AMerrickanGirl

Saffron.


Forgot_My_Rape_Shoes

Caviar or truffles.


BanLahn

5 wagyu beef steaks.


StrongAsMeat

Tiny diamonds


TravelingGen

Truffles, European white ones. $3600.00 a pound. Most expensive food in the world.


Plenty_Economy_5670

Caviar sushi


Present-Wait-7704

whatever few dollars you prepared for me, it's not worth the trouble of not enjoying the meal or potentially choking or getting sick. now, if you offered a multiplier of, let's say, 100 - different story then.


zachtheperson

Some kind of expensive caviar. Very little is very expensive


ChaoticNeutral159

1869 Chateau Lafite Rothschild. Most expensive wine in a standard bottle(328k). Chug a bottle or two and put some edible gold powder in to add a little extra cash


PanickingKoala

Rice


BreezGlace

a truckload of caviar i can eat those like slime and they expensive af


FuegoAmbera

Catch me eating gold flake choclate icecream


ittasteslikepurple

Ahi tuna


Hpotter821

Pad Thai, its my favorite food.


norm_mcdonald

A5 Waygu


Prudent_Work_5100

can u eat cocaine ? I could def swallow a few diamonds.


OkManufacturer226

Gold foil


Brotherbeam

Easy answer hand over the caviar.


Ryancarr69

would start downing saffron


The_Irish_laf

Mammoth meat. It got to be expensive as hell


Overall_decent66696

Alaskan king crab or lobster meat fresh. Through a pound or two at me and some champagne butter and itll be gone in no time.


YayAnotherTragedy

Reese’s Puffs. I don’t care about the money, I just love Reese’s Puffs.


bigbabich

When I read 'as many $' I stopped reading. Are you a non native English speaker or a Foridian?


dunaan

All y’all chugging saffron and horse semen have the wrong idea. I could eat 3-4 of this dessert in under a minute if I was trying. It’s the most expensive restaurant dish in the world: The Fortress Resort and Spa — Sri Lanka The Fortress Stilt Fisherman Indulgence: $14,500 Made on special request, with a minimum of 24 hours notice, the dessert features Italian cassata flavored with Irish cream, and is served with a pomegranate and mango compote. The base is a champagne sabayon, adorned with an 80-carat aquamarine stone, placed beneath a handcrafted chocolate stilt fisherman Pictured in this article: https://www.pcma.org/expensive-dessert-14500-sri-lanka-resort-jewel/


SlenDman402

Horse-shoe can crab blood, it's worth a few thousand per Liter


MERP_Official

That expensive ice cream from the mr beast video that was like $100000


[deleted]

I want to pick the most expensive thing so I’d pick raw oysters because they’re expensive, never make you that full, and pretty good. At the same time, the iodine and other metal content would probably have you feeling super sick if you over did it and your kidneys would request you puke.


Reclaimer_Saln

Water molecules


boat_ghost420

water


Impervious_Meatloaf

Caviar would seem like the best.


CigsDominoesRum

Avocados, maybe then I can FINALLY afford to purchase a house.


_vanillahazelnut_

Fried chicken


MTF_Chi-69

I'm going to get utterly shit faced on Screaming Eagle Cabernet 1992. It's going to be tough, I'll definitely be able to chug at least half a bottle, two might be the absolute max. But that's $250,000 to a $1,000,000


Shiny_Glitterthings

Almas Caviar after googling most expensive food.


red_duke117

The world record for the most expensive food of all-time is Almas Caviar of the Iranian Beluga Fish. It's worth about $35k per kilo. I'm going with that.


DawsonDDestroyer

The most luxurious brownies baked by Gordon Ramsay and his equivalent in baking, and have it coated in edible gold. BUT they are intentionally made to not be sickening but still tasty.