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Fenriz_shrp

I dunno man.... Weird assumption


simpon123

Hot take


leave_a_voicemail

So hot 🥵


TheBoySpider-Gwen

That damn climate change


Meemuttaja

Its pretty bad


Original-State-7485

Very weird assumption


Pm_Me_GreenMacaroons

Kind of sounds like projection to me... Very sus


General_Hguid

ur bluffing, ur bluffing! shifu wouldve never taught you that!!


Smashinationprp

Oh, he didn't I figured it out.


FranG080199

Skidush


Smashinationprp

Skadoosh* Man kung Fu panda is honestly a cinematic masterpiece


FranG080199

Word


Smashinationprp

And like, unpopular opinion, but Kung Fu panda over Shrek ANY DAY


DropDash54

Although I agree, I don’t agree when it comes to shrek 2. That shit was golden


Smashinationprp

Idk bro shrek 2 is only the 4th dreamworks movie for me. Of cource number one being prince of egyot, number 2, Kung fu panda, number 3, how to train your dragon. Number 4 shrek 2. Number 5 wallace and grommit.


IndianMocha

Agreed 100%


Bigmanfrank2003

Holy shit how long has this being going on for 😱 do the moderators know?!?!


AtomicKittenz

That’s terrible. Which users? And where are they?


bruhbruhbruhbruhm

But i thought this was a Christian sub


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

I know a Christian Sub… And a Top…


Torkujra

Bloody brilliant, lad.


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

Thanks, I try my best, mate!


doublepistols

I know a christian sub who is also a top!


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

Takeout the Christian and you have me


doublepistols

Is that an invitation? /j


skentington

I’m a bottom.


SupermarketFriendly3

I'm a switch


SummerTick

I'm a wii


SupermarketFriendly3

Your bringing up memories man. Like ones I forgot I had. Thank you


The-closeted-femboy

I’m a ds


[deleted]

Can I use you to check on my Animal Crossing Island?


SupermarketFriendly3

Yeah sure


I_think_im_Austin

I used to play on switch alot but ever since I got a gaming PC I haven't used it much


annabelleswig

Christian sub? You're probably talking about me


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

The only body you’re eating out is the body of Christ


milkshakescookies

FBI RIGHT THERE!


El-Waffle

The Bible said Adam and Eve not Adam or eve


Meeeeeeeeeem_medic

5 take it or leave it


[deleted]

Nah bish I'm facking atheist m8


WubbleWanker

Same m8


littleja1001

That makes three atheist m8s at least


YenXTheories

Make it four atheists m8s now


Zekrom1270

Make it 5 m8


SueIsAGuy1401

6 bitches


CanlexGaming

7, fuckers


I_think_im_Austin

8, frogs


-The-Nice-One-

9, pals


CoolishFoolish

Its called the BIble for a reason.


ExistingHurry174

***WHAT***


Musicalbisexual

wait omg


Awsomebanana

Please stop i can't take the truth i'm not ready yet


clankaryo

When the bisexualteen is bisexual 😳


Mew0917

Bisexual X Bisexual does that equal Bisexual^2 ?


CarbonatedTuna567

😳😳😳


SkyInTheCity

Whatttt? Not on THIS subreddit, noooo…


Perpetual_sleep

Nah not me (I'm actually in a straight relationship so I'm possibly right)


Dyslexic_Puffle

This can be changed *pulls out the T R A N S J U I C E*


Perpetual_sleep

I.... *I don't mind*


TrickyLemons

*Bisexuality reaffirmed, bravo team you’re clear to move to the extraction point*


mikeymoodabeast

no but that’s a… …SIN!!?!?


Dyslexic_Puffle

Im afraid so


microwavedfox

If being gay is a sin then why did god make women so hot?


agirl42

Why did god make everyone hot tho, seems kinda sus to me


microwavedfox

Exactly, its not fair im surrounded by hot people all the time


mikeymoodabeast

because god is evil


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

Position compromised. They spotted me


Awsomebanana

Quick capture this person and give them all the love and rispect in the world


ScoobyDoobyDoo0202

Aw thx


HyperKitsune

No, literally impossible


Soft-Chip510

No I’m a bi trans asexual


Lexel95

Starting to think that this whole LGBT thing is kinda gay ngl


pedropants

Gay marriage is for ***queers!*** ◡̈


The-Unknown-C

It also sounds like a pain in the butt.


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

See, in England we call cigarettes f@gs and this whole “it could be any one of us” thing is making me nervous, like I just need to put my lips around a f@g and blow off the stress. It’s so hot dude, warms me up. Sometimes I might have two in one sitting. Can really loosen me up. Just pop that butt in and I’m always already feeling better. Which is weird because I don’t smoke.


Awsomebanana

They had us in the first half i'm not gonna lie


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

;)


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I-Am-De-Captain-Now

Ikr, not like either of us could be suspected just by looking at us… This requires deep thought.


secretperson06

Wait seriously ???? The mods need to ban those gay people from this family friendly server /j/j/j


LordMarkuaad

Idk, I’m just a pancake


Mew0917

Same 😳


Maximum_P

HOLY SHIT GUYS THEY FOUND US RUN FOR IT !!!!!


Sangwooscoochiejuice

nah i don’t think so 🤔


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Really? how come?


Throwing_Throwaways

What? no... we would never


ScAer0n

omg that's kinda hot


Derpy215

My fellow normal straight person, that is ridiculous 👀


Babyback-the-Butcher

Lies. We’re all just really good allies. Right?


RedRider1138

The best!


ashleygamekiller

I actually am not bisexual lol I am an ace


Dyslexic_Puffle

Warning overused joke inbound! I didnt know you were a playing pard


MisterBiSteven

Prove it.


teshikuYT

No, that’s gay


0mega_Flow3y

Idk, man. You seem kinda sus for suggesting it. Maybe *youre* the bisexual


NickRomanov10

OH NO, I KNEW THEY WOULD TAKE OVER WITH THEIR COOLNESS


soggyfishlegs

Pft what, nooo, bisexuals aren't real.


salibe

shhhh I'm not out yet


Hypergriffen

Same


Aree_Lumm

Let's hide together 😳


Hypergriffen

All ways we can go to Europe


[deleted]

Bold assumption, but okay


animaloll

Of course I know them, they're me


RedRider1138

Surely not


GatlingGun511

Hmm might be too hard to prove


Nugget_fangirl

WAIT they are also teens?!?!??!?!? I thought this was the straight adults subreddit!!!!


Dyslexic_Puffle

No your thinking of r/teenagers


Nugget_fangirl

Ohhhhhhhhhh


python-lord-1236443

*really* Oh no, we need to lock down before the frog stampede


ThePotatoeQueen_

WHAT???? but this is a christian minecraft server...


TheIronSkelton

What! I thought we were all gay


CarbonatedTuna567

Hmmm...I don't know...seems like an odd assumption.


Svantebog

🤔🤔🤔


anns_been_bored

What’s bisexual? Is that on the gay agenda?


Fezguy002YT

I don’t think that’s true, but maybe one or two people


david---4

There is no way that is true, you’re lying


r23ocx

what makes u think that?


SB312ui

Seems kinda sus


mizantropist_makarna

I am not one of them


MeasterQuief118

Shit, I've been found out


ViralNite

Bro, stop lying 🥚


Nyxodon

Idk man, obscure idea smh I think you should see a professional :P


kamenriderracer

Nah, I’m homiesexual


natrat4

no way. this can’t be real can it?


polar_boi28362727

I don't agree


Dudefued

nah


Axticity

HOLY CRAP, WE MUST EXTERMINATE


snookso

How do you know though?


RedditsNinja23

Yeah this subreddit seems to be a bit fruity if you know what I mean.


Anotherrandomuaer

Really? Omg. Hide the children


Major_Ghoul

What? No way!


iiredgm

My god.. we'll need to *take them out* it seems


The-Unknown-C

Here


moriothemothio

Holy shit what???? I thought this was a sub for teens who liked bikes


BananaSalty8391

Thats so fucking gay


LocalSheepherder8771

You don't say !


[deleted]

Who told


Bagimations

Complete lie


Extendable-Chair

No way


Chara06-

That’s sus


pornhub2198

no way


XxAnonymXX69

I don’t think so 😂


rnbwf4rts

Shhhhhhh... I'm in the closet, don't tell anyone.


NioTheAnnihilator

We've been found, run!


EngineerDesperate900

BIzinga


[deleted]

WAIT WHAT😳😳😳


JustAnotherLurkerDM

How'd you know??? Are you a hacker?


Justun7

Idk, Sounds kinda gay to me


dragosmic

What…. Not a chance!


D1_E5TE

NO WAY


skentington

No way!


PlasmaOJ15

No way


Soldierteamfortress2

*dear god*


Comfortable_Cup5269

😂😂😂


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Dyslexic_Puffle

I want to quote south parks metro sexual episode but can't work it in


Shiota-42

Idk Man seems kinda gay to me


MrPenguinPants9

This is it The bar can't be set any lower for post quality.


EmmyLynn23

Woah, really?? I thought I was alone! 😱


As-Bi

no, it's just internet hoax


tomasmanik

Omg I’m pretty sure I am


I-Am-De-Captain-Now

Don’t be so ridiculous…ha ha, ha. *sweating*


kuzulu-kun

Really? Yo not jokin?


Alexi_thedummy

Yea i got the same feeling- sum people acting weird here


redditkitty109

They could be any one of us!


Dyslexic_Puffle

He could even be in this very room!


redditkitty109

It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-


Dyslexic_Puffle

*boom* what i was obvious?! Hes the red spy, look he'll turn red any minute now... Like there red! Oh that's just blood


redditkitty109

So we still have problem.


Dyslexic_Puffle

Da


redditkitty109

Well who’s ready to go find this spy?


Dyslexic_Puffle

Rigth behind you


redditkitty109

*insert heavy and soldier dying here*


Dyslexic_Puffle

*meet the team outro*


Meeeeeeeeeem_medic

Wait what


Illustrious_Travel29

Really?


Low-Guide-9141

Really


Mister_Fabuloso225

preposterous


Safe-Carrot3797

We- They exist??!!?!1111


v88v88

No way!


mrpizzapi

Oh no!


TheDerpkingdom

What us bisexual psssst never.


Reasonable_Motor8490

Eh maybe maybe not


Woost46

What gave it away?


alfie0727

Bullshit


AnotherMessofaHuman

"...and worst of all, they could be any one of us!"


DanielDanvers

Oh no! How could that be?!


SnooGuavas1003

Don't worry it's just a phase


Lazywofl1421

Omg I did not know that


RandomDumbDumb

Wait what?! How is that possible


2Gay2DriveStraight

Can't be me I'm definitely very straight and only like men


ironbrickstudios

Nooo, really?


screwnazeem

Nah I'm actually gay idiot


Dyslexic_Puffle

Don't call me a idiot. You idiot! *this was the start of a long and shy romance*


screwnazeem

UwU


Dyslexic_Puffle

c(•w•c)


screwnazeem

Ok here me out, if this is gonna be the start of a long relationship - we are gonna have to start out hating eachother. So screw you


Dyslexic_Puffle

Screw you too meany!