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FattyTfromPSD

The pink-eye is strong with this one.


JustSkillfull

Ah, the pink eye emoji 😻


legendgamer38

Cat


breadist

Cat


Odin_Son99

Cat


N00B5L4YER

[Cat](https://www.google.com.tw/search?q=cat+text&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiM4ImWgLT0AhVmE6YKHXgwBv4Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=cat+text&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIECAAQEzIECAAQEzIECAAQEzIECAAQEzIECAAQEzoFCAAQgAQ6CAgAEIAEELEDUNoIWKIRYMEVaABwAHgAgAFZiAHnA5IBATaYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=1sKfYYydMuammAX44JjwDw&bih=715&biw=414&client=safari&prmd=ivnx&hl=zh-hant-tw#imgrc=n4J_vcUT0Hr0VM)


Cryzaliz

Cat


legoshi_loyalty

Cat.


anewaccountanewme

Кот


legoshi_loyalty

Кошка


ZhangRenWing

I did not fuck my cat, I did not cum on my cat, I did not put my sick any where near my cat. Guess no one knew the copypasta


carbonatedgravy69

alright i’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt there, shane


anewaccountanewme

No


NomadicStar9

r/foundthefurry


Pinkeyefarts

I agree


Bleach_Demon

Well, you’re username sure checks out :)


Kinda_Fruity_

r/usernamechecksout


sea-life_sexer

Yeah but It’s sad he stopped and started releasing music under the new name joji :(


ninjas_in_my_pants

More like stink eye!


SirSmashySticks

Is that why it's referred to as eau de toilette?


Mashizari

Regardless of the setting, I always call it toiletwater whenever it's brought up.


Bobarosa

There is a particular thread on r/etymology about it. Edit https://www.reddit.com/r/etymology/comments/r16oyo/eau_de_toilette_doesnt_mean_what_you_think_it_does


_that___guy

It's a pet peeve of mine when they assume what you know. "It doesn't mean what you think it means!" How the hell do you know what I think?


TbiddySP

It's written all over your face.


Bobarosa

Why do you have to be that guy?


OkAd1672

Same here. This trend of titling articles and such like this drives me bonkers.


burko81

I've been in a few airports where they do a literal translation on the customs limit signs and have it described as "Toilet Water"


shjahaha

Dragon ball super


ImissDigg_jk

I think you mean eww de toilet


StygianMusic

i used to laugh at the thought of that as a kid


mr_aives

Lmao


Camburgerhelpur

I always called it how "Bologna" is pronounced. So, "Colonie", I guess?


TanukiKintama

Do you actually think cologne is pronounced "colonie"? Have you never heard it spoken? It's pronounced exactly like the place in France where it comes from: "cologne" rhymes with "loan" and "lone"


Camburgerhelpur

Yes, I am quite aware.. it was a run-on-words joke


ampy187

Yh that’s the one, this one right here


Ok_Engineering6302

I love to smell his colon when he gets home #godlywife


Airborne_sepsis

Deleted scene from Goof Troop.


punkminkis

They *are* dogs


stlnthngs

I thought it was settled that goofy was a cow. That's why he had relations with Maribelle.


punkminkis

His original name was Dippy Dawg. And it's Clarabelle Cow.


stlnthngs

Touché


TanukiKintama

Goofy was always a dog and looks nothing like a cow. Don't overthink shit. It's a cartoon universe that doesn't need to follow logic, so it doesn't matter that Goofy is a talking bipedal dog and Pluto is a silent quadrapedal dog.


TanukiKintama

Yes, it's always been obvious.


reditsuksass

Good dog.


ankrotachi10

\#conservative


lornaevo

She’s probably making sure he’s not having an affair.


malcolmrey

"i love the smell of colon in the morning" - Bill Kilgore, probably


Brush_my_teeth_4_me

A real team effort was made here


HerkulezRokkafeller

Forming a colony


chemical_slingshot

A foaming colon?


TheCraneBoys

A colonial colon.


jpastore

Colon colonies collect in commodes


rascynwrig

Other colon colonies commonly collect in corresponding commodes


MoralMischief

Can you confidently and correctly conject that other colon colonies commonly collect in corresponding commodes?


rascynwrig

Yes, I continue to confidently and correctly conject that other colon colonies commonly collect in corresponding commodes.


mywordswillgowithyou

I recently was promoted from sergeant to colon.


JustJakkiMC

This is the rare BoneAppleTea circle jerk. Absolutely exceptional!


dna_beggar

I thought at first that the dog got a hold of the wife's phone. A closer look ruled that out.


Minibeebs

I'm a pretty big fan of sneaking a sniff of his colon when he's asleep


Akhanyatin

I like ending my lines with semi colons;


spaldingpanasonic

Semi colognes~


Akhanyatin

Smells like segmentation fault on line 393 (btw file has 40 lines)


make_me_a_good_girl

Damn, I need to teach my autocorrect to write cologne instead of colon when I'm talking about C++ code... JUST so I can force someone to correct me and write colon. Tee hee...


spaldingpanasonic

Say colon to me


make_me_a_good_girl

CO LAWN


DaSaw

A semi full of cologne? I wonder if you nees hazmat placards for that.


spaldingpanasonic

Nah ur cologne gives me a semi


GinoMan2440

Found the programmer.


Akhanyatin

Nooooooo let me hide ><


SpadeORiffic

From a shit fetish site


Mashizari

AKA Twitter


False-God

These ladies are just really into pegging. They love the smell after they’ve been all up in their man’s guts.


IamWarHawk

I didn't realize the sub first and I was fucking disgusted.


MillionJoker40

Never smelt someone else's colon? Normie


make_me_a_good_girl

HEY!! NO KINK SHAMING!! 😜


Someones_Dream_Guy

Holup...


PD216ohio

That's a shitty way to live


Petonius

I love the smell of Köln, it’s quite pleasant


CacaFard

Bro please.. not the Christian hashtag


Timmy_Tight_Tip

I’ll be honest, my colon smells like ass


orthosaurusrex

You should try out different colons til you find one that fits


Nymph_of_Sirenix

Sure do love me some large intestine. Yum.


diaznuts

Those conservative wives do be smelling like colon.


Foomanchubar

While they peg their husband


BarklyWooves

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little consentual pegging


hapaxgraphomenon

Peg the patriarchy?


mayonnaiser_13

I can't even begin to imagine the horrors that goes in the house which sprays someone's colons in their pillow. The fuck's this? Jeffrey Dahmer?


GoodCryptographer658

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”


jrtts

what a bunch of colon-ials *ba dum tss*


BoneOfWisdom

Boner


xandaar337

Bonjour!


BoneOfWisdom

Bonjoner


iwilleatyourchild60

excuse me? 🧍‍♂️


BoneOfWisdom

Boner


Win090949

Beaugner


rangent

…beignet?


UndisputedWorldChamp

Beauxner


Rukshankr

Bonheur


chemical_slingshot

Il a ou?


followmereader

And when God made Eve, he said "be sure to smell Adam's colon whenever possible." #godlywife #christianwoman


iReignFirei

These women eat da poopoo


RedStateBlueHome

Consistency is key.


weebhentailord42069

Oh they mean Cologne.


SuspiciousBathwater

I know this is a repost because soothouse covered this exact post in a video years ago.


Dear-Smile

Classic. I almost died laughing the first time I saw these.


TheOssified

That's some good shit right there


CrystalMoose337

Girls are really getting wilder these days.


James324285241990

Those hashtags.... It doesn't say anything in the Bible about not allowing women their own personality. Damn girl


philamer3

This sub never disappoints. Although I do want to see if anyone corrects them? 😗


kdee5849

Oh good God. 😭🤣


peegmaan

Garlic Bread and Irish Beer is the colon girls want.


Mr_MacGrubber

Really gives new meaning to eau de toilette.


1960somethingbatman

Plot twist, it isn't a typo. These gals just freaks.


onichama

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TheJessicator

Thank you for your service!


Pumpkin_Cookie_Cat

And they call it “Charlie”!


QuietPace9

This was bought to you by 'The cult of colon sniffers'


janehoe_throwaway

In my head at least one of them actually meant colon.


squash_n_turnip

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Extreme-Muffin-Eater

Tell me you don’t know how to spell “cologne” without telling me you don’t know how to spell “cologne”.


Gunslinger_jr

Repost u/RepostSleuthBot


Kluyasufoya

Cologne for anyone interested. The joke is the silent letters in cologne that this individual omitted. Colon is in your bum. Smelling like your husbands colon, while intimate and romantic, probably undesirable.


naughtyusmax

Laughed so hard my coffee came out of my nose too.


heyitsbobwehadababy

Your coffee came out of my nose as well


fuzzywuzzyuwu

This isn't wrong it's just internet and weird kinks


womanwriter

Oh God. I know what they mean but this is nauseating and brings up awful mental pictures.


CantHitachiSpot

This is a Christian porn


potato-truncheon

This is laugh-out-loud funny.


Slinkusmalinkus

Nothing says #godlywife like eating ass.


hipsterdannyphantom

Yo, what is she into?


Risu_The_Tengu

Is this a chat from a fecalphiliacs support group?


TheSuperEdventurer

Smelling his colon when he gets home... how Christian and Conservative of you


compensationrequired

r/repostsleuthbot


BootlegOP

I sniffed all the colons and didn't find a repost


daddypez

I thought “Holy Christ, what the absolute FUCK?” But then I read the last one and was like “Ohhhhh, they’re just stupid…”


SageBus

I can provide colon spray on anyone's pillow on request. You need to provide beans or indian food for maximum results.


13thmurder

The proper term for spraying the colon is "expressing the anal glands".


lamliteraltrash

shard on ur gf


Norseman103

The hashtags are my favorite part.


RadioMelon

This is why spelling is important, folks.


MaybeAnonymousDev

:


IVAugust

The amount of times I’ve seen this post on this subreddit Still upvote it every time cause it’s too fucking funny LOL


beetlereads

As a reading teacher, this right here is my motivation for teaching open and closed syllable spelling rules. Got to set these kids up for success in life.


The9thBitYT

I remember learning how to use a semicologne in school


jstills2257

For a moment I thought this was a different subreddit…


DAR44

I tried it and she smacked me and said it smells like shit


teddie_moto

The new product, from Goop...


dumbodragon

someone explain to this non-english-speaker here what they were trying to say and what a colon is please?


ostreatus4

Colon (intestine) vs cologne (perfume)


dumbodragon

oh. thanks


brokkTFT

I would imagine it as one of the worst smells possible


Deion313

Shart by Dennis Feinstein The new fragrance for men.... Frank Thomas: Trust me fellas shell like it too *wink*...


Maudeleanor

Hey, y'know, there's no accounting for taste.


NoYoureTheBestest

It’s pretty worrying if you can smell his colon on your pillow. The only thing you should do is burn it 😂😂😂


79Freedomreader

That sounds so shitty.


bananamanwins

Fellas! Get your woman the gift she’s always wanted some beef stew colon scent in a can.


russellsample

I didnt even realize they meant cologne until the spray one


TheHersheyMaverick17

I decided to read all of this while picturing they were actually talking about colons. I dint recommend it. Especially the last one


Cowsgomoo414

I feel dumb but idk what they’re even trying to say lol


Lewisf719

Cologne


Its-CCG

Is that why we say “eat ass”?


Lexist_

They're probably all white girls with blonde hair named Jessica and live in California. I'm saying this because I know a white girl with blonde hair named Jessica who moved here from California and gets words you shouldn't mix up mixed up outloud. Lock and lick. She says lick for both. Says Uhn for I. Loves to ask, Do you think that Uhn am fake? Metamucil and crack. She said all band geeks must go out back and snort Metamucil. You can't make this stuff up.


Vinnyc-11

The first person and maybe even the second was/were just confused, but everyone else decided to do a little bit of trolling and played dumb. Needless to say, fucking hilarious.


porchdawg

Idiots - that's exactly how you spread colon cancer


Kyce_es

I didn’t realise what sub this was and was gonna guess cringetopia


srcactusman

:


Thund3rh3ll

I had no idea what a colon was so i google and the first thing was this : and i was like ok stupid but i dont get it, then I read the next meaning and it was 5 zime s more hilarious


AllYouNeedIsATV

Didn’t notice the sub at first and definitely thought it was about rimming


Kobester767

love that co log nay


brandnewmak90

I actually met someone somewhere online who genuinely thought the word was boneappletit


_StrawberryMoon

Mmmm nothing like that smell of colon to wake your ass up.


MattR0se

The original Eau de Cologne smells like crap, so they are just going full circle here.


TheUltimaWerewolf

*🤨*


BayTranscendentalist

is it blasphemy to call something godly if you’re christian?


No_Independent1007

What a disgusting person.


Slow_Environment_782

She’s godly alright. I guess cologne isn’t anywhere in the Bible?


adanipse

I think they just called everything perfume back in those stinky days.


Chris2kN

Idk how isn't anyone who understands that colon also it's called bowel ...


HCraft3r

This is an old screenshot, I remember seeing this a long while ago


IncrediblyDrunkUpvot

You wrote a comment that should have stayed a thought as it adds nothing to the thread except to make it slightly longer. If you said it to someone you know that's one thing but if you or I declared it in a room full of strangers one of two things would happen: A weird pregnant silence or, ppl start talking about me to each other ie: "don't make eye contact" "who is he/she talking to?" Unless you're really, really, really, really good looking irl, then everything that comes out your wordhole is riveting. But here on Reddit we're all of us unnaturally good looking so we can here how we actually sound... Not trying to insult just indifferent and giving unearned feedback.


HCraft3r

You wrote a comment that should have stayed a thought as it adds nothing to the thread except to make it slightly longer. If you said it to someone you know that's one thing but if you or I declared it in a room full of strangers one of two things would happen: A weird pregnant silence or, ppl start talking about me to each other ie: "don't make eye contact" "who is he/she talking to?" Unless you're really, really, really, really good looking irl, then everything that comes out your wordhole is riveting. But here on Reddit we're all of us unnaturally good looking so we can here how we actually sound... Not trying to insult just indifferent and giving unearned feedback.


cam_inksAton

#christian, #conservative? What church, Her Lady of Perpetual Poop?


Flintzer0

:


Dream_3xpress

It just hit me that it’s supposed to say cologne I was confused


TanukiKintama

Mmmm nothing more romantic than the smell of feces on your sweater.


GoHaveFunIdiot

Guess those guys are using Liquid ass Pour Homme!


PinkCigarettes

Were all these replies serious?


_thatguy420

To be fair, cologne is difficult to spell.


Ezlynnn

I think they mean cologne.. Or maybe they actually meant colon. OH GOD


Amenophos

Yet another example of how Americans can't do foreign words either...😅😅


disgruntled_pie

This is the best BoneAppleTea I’ve seen in ages. So far as I’m concerned this belongs in the hall of fame.


FecklessFridays

I didn’t know if this was just “jeez kids today” until I checked the sub 😂😂😂


Puzzleheaded_Dog_180

Use this comment as and upvote if you’ve already seen this 1,000 times


mywordswillgowithyou

Haha! This made laugh. A whole conversation around a misspelled word. Hilarious.