By - ostreatus4
The pink-eye is strong with this one.
Ah, the pink eye emoji 😻
I did not fuck my cat, I did not cum on my cat, I did not put my sick any where near my cat.
Guess no one knew the copypasta
alright i’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt there, shane
Well, you’re username sure checks out :)
Yeah but It’s sad he stopped and started releasing music under the new name joji :(
More like stink eye!
Is that why it's referred to as eau de toilette?
Regardless of the setting, I always call it toiletwater whenever it's brought up.
There is a particular thread on r/etymology about it.
It's a pet peeve of mine when they assume what you know. "It doesn't mean what you think it means!" How the hell do you know what I think?
It's written all over your face.
Why do you have to be that guy?
Same here. This trend of titling articles and such like this drives me bonkers.
I've been in a few airports where they do a literal translation on the customs limit signs and have it described as "Toilet Water"
Dragon ball super
I think you mean eww de toilet
i used to laugh at the thought of that as a kid
I always called it how "Bologna" is pronounced. So, "Colonie", I guess?
Do you actually think cologne is pronounced "colonie"? Have you never heard it spoken? It's pronounced exactly like the place in France where it comes from: "cologne" rhymes with "loan" and "lone"
Yes, I am quite aware.. it was a run-on-words joke
Yh that’s the one, this one right here
I love to smell his colon when he gets home #godlywife
Deleted scene from Goof Troop.
They *are* dogs
I thought it was settled that goofy was a cow. That's why he had relations with Maribelle.
His original name was Dippy Dawg.
And it's Clarabelle Cow.
Goofy was always a dog and looks nothing like a cow. Don't overthink shit. It's a cartoon universe that doesn't need to follow logic, so it doesn't matter that Goofy is a talking bipedal dog and Pluto is a silent quadrapedal dog.
Yes, it's always been obvious.
She’s probably making sure he’s not having an affair.
"i love the smell of colon in the morning" - Bill Kilgore, probably
A real team effort was made here
Forming a colony
A foaming colon?
A colonial colon.
Colon colonies collect in commodes
Other colon colonies commonly collect in corresponding commodes
Can you confidently and correctly conject that other colon colonies commonly collect in corresponding commodes?
Yes, I continue to confidently and correctly conject that other colon colonies commonly collect in corresponding commodes.
I recently was promoted from sergeant to colon.
This is the rare BoneAppleTea circle jerk. Absolutely exceptional!
I thought at first that the dog got a hold of the wife's phone. A closer look ruled that out.
I'm a pretty big fan of sneaking a sniff of his colon when he's asleep
I like ending my lines with semi colons;
Smells like segmentation fault on line 393 (btw file has 40 lines)
Damn, I need to teach my autocorrect to write cologne instead of colon when I'm talking about C++ code... JUST so I can force someone to correct me and write colon. Tee hee...
Say colon to me
A semi full of cologne?
I wonder if you nees hazmat placards for that.
Nah ur cologne gives me a semi
Found the programmer.
Nooooooo let me hide ><
From a shit fetish site
These ladies are just really into pegging. They love the smell after they’ve been all up in their man’s guts.
I didn't realize the sub first and I was fucking disgusted.
Never smelt someone else's colon? Normie
HEY!! NO KINK SHAMING!!
That's a shitty way to live
I love the smell of Köln, it’s quite pleasant
Bro please.. not the Christian hashtag
I’ll be honest, my colon smells like ass
You should try out different colons til you find one that fits
Sure do love me some large intestine. Yum.
Those conservative wives do be smelling like colon.
While they peg their husband
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little consentual pegging
Peg the patriarchy?
I can't even begin to imagine the horrors that goes in the house which sprays someone's colons in their pillow.
The fuck's this? Jeffrey Dahmer?
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
what a bunch of colon-ials
*ba dum tss*
excuse me? 🧍♂️
Il a ou?
And when God made Eve, he said "be sure to smell Adam's colon whenever possible." #godlywife #christianwoman
These women eat da poopoo
Consistency is key.
Oh they mean Cologne.
I know this is a repost because soothouse covered this exact post in a video years ago.
Classic. I almost died laughing the first time I saw these.
That's some good shit right there
Girls are really getting wilder these days.
It doesn't say anything in the Bible about not allowing women their own personality. Damn girl
This sub never disappoints. Although I do want to see if anyone corrects them? 😗
Oh good God. 😭🤣
Garlic Bread and Irish Beer is the colon girls want.
Really gives new meaning to eau de toilette.
Plot twist, it isn't a typo. These gals just freaks.
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girls love when you give them your sweater and it smells like your colon
when his colon smells so good and he leaves his scent on you \>\>\> 😌🥰
I love smelling like my mans colon 💖
I miss my \#husband when he is at work...lvoe to smell his colon when he gets home
\#godlywife \#wife \#marriage \#cristian \#conservative
when u can still smell his colon for last night on ur pillow 😍
Sometimes I spray my boyfriend's colon on my clothes so I smell like it 😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍
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And they call it “Charlie”!
This was bought to you by 'The cult of colon sniffers'
In my head at least one of them actually meant colon.
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
Tell me you don’t know how to spell “cologne” without telling me you don’t know how to spell “cologne”.
Cologne for anyone interested. The joke is the silent letters in cologne that this individual omitted. Colon is in your bum. Smelling like your husbands colon, while intimate and romantic, probably undesirable.
Laughed so hard my coffee came out of my nose too.
Your coffee came out of my nose as well
This isn't wrong it's just internet and weird kinks
Oh God. I know what they mean but this is nauseating and brings up awful mental pictures.
This is a Christian porn
This is laugh-out-loud funny.
Nothing says #godlywife like eating ass.
Yo, what is she into?
Is this a chat from a fecalphiliacs support group?
Smelling his colon when he gets home... how Christian and Conservative of you
I sniffed all the colons and didn't find a repost
I thought “Holy Christ, what the absolute FUCK?” But then I read the last one and was like
“Ohhhhh, they’re just stupid…”
I can provide colon spray on anyone's pillow on request. You need to provide beans or indian food for maximum results.
The proper term for spraying the colon is "expressing the anal glands".
shard on ur gf
The hashtags are my favorite part.
This is why spelling is important, folks.
The amount of times I’ve seen this post on this subreddit
Still upvote it every time cause it’s too fucking funny LOL
As a reading teacher, this right here is my motivation for teaching open and closed syllable spelling rules. Got to set these kids up for success in life.
I remember learning how to use a semicologne in school
For a moment I thought this was a different subreddit…
I tried it and she smacked me and said it smells like shit
The new product, from Goop...
someone explain to this non-english-speaker here what they were trying to say and what a colon is please?
Colon (intestine) vs cologne (perfume)
I would imagine it as one of the worst smells possible
Shart by Dennis Feinstein
The new fragrance for men....
Frank Thomas: Trust me fellas shell like it too *wink*...
Hey, y'know, there's no accounting for taste.
It’s pretty worrying if you can smell his colon on your pillow. The only thing you should do is burn it 😂😂😂
That sounds so shitty.
Fellas! Get your woman the gift she’s always wanted some beef stew colon scent in a can.
I didnt even realize they meant cologne until the spray one
I decided to read all of this while picturing they were actually talking about colons. I dint recommend it. Especially the last one
I feel dumb but idk what they’re even trying to say lol
Is that why we say “eat ass”?
They're probably all white girls with blonde hair named Jessica and live in California.
I'm saying this because I know a white girl with blonde hair named Jessica who moved here from California and gets words you shouldn't mix up mixed up outloud.
Lock and lick. She says lick for both.
Says Uhn for I. Loves to ask, Do you think that Uhn am fake?
Metamucil and crack. She said all band geeks must go out back and snort Metamucil.
You can't make this stuff up.
The first person and maybe even the second was/were just confused, but everyone else decided to do a little bit of trolling and played dumb. Needless to say, fucking hilarious.
Idiots - that's exactly how you spread colon cancer
I didn’t realise what sub this was and was gonna guess cringetopia
I had no idea what a colon was so i google and the first thing was this : and i was like ok stupid but i dont get it, then I read the next meaning and it was 5 zime s more hilarious
Didn’t notice the sub at first and definitely thought it was about rimming
love that co log nay
I actually met someone somewhere online who genuinely thought the word was boneappletit
Mmmm nothing like that smell of colon to wake your ass up.
The original Eau de Cologne smells like crap, so they are just going full circle here.
is it blasphemy to call something godly if you’re christian?
What a disgusting person.
She’s godly alright. I guess cologne isn’t anywhere in the Bible?
I think they just called everything perfume back in those stinky days.
Idk how isn't anyone who understands that colon also it's called bowel ...
This is an old screenshot, I remember seeing this a long while ago
You wrote a comment that should have stayed a thought as it adds nothing to the thread except to make it slightly longer. If you said it to someone you know that's one thing but if you or I declared it in a room full of strangers one of two things would happen: A weird pregnant silence or, ppl start talking about me to each other ie: "don't make eye contact" "who is he/she talking to?"
Unless you're really, really, really, really good looking irl, then everything that comes out your wordhole is riveting. But here on Reddit we're all of us unnaturally good looking so we can here how we actually sound... Not trying to insult just indifferent and giving unearned feedback.
#christian, #conservative? What church, Her Lady of Perpetual Poop?
It just hit me that it’s supposed to say cologne I was confused
Mmmm nothing more romantic than the smell of feces on your sweater.
Guess those guys are using Liquid ass Pour Homme!
Were all these replies serious?
To be fair, cologne is difficult to spell.
I think they mean cologne.. Or maybe they actually meant colon. OH GOD
Yet another example of how Americans can't do foreign words either...😅😅
This is the best BoneAppleTea I’ve seen in ages. So far as I’m concerned this belongs in the hall of fame.
I didn’t know if this was just “jeez kids today” until I checked the sub 😂😂😂
Use this comment as and upvote if you’ve already seen this 1,000 times
Haha! This made laugh. A whole conversation around a misspelled word. Hilarious.