By - Adesiem
The dolls hair is really weird.
she has an undercut
^more ^like ^crip ^cut
...and an overbite
Pretty sure the doll is a Lola Bunny doll (Looney Tunes)
Edit: They're ears lol
Danny Devito hair
Could have been a gift to sister
On that faithful night, little Sarah became a woman.
I actually did get yelled at by my dad for kissing my life size Barbie on the mouth. It was about the same height. This was the mid 90’s
Her didn't want Barbie cheating on him?
Lol what? Naw he just didn’t want me to be gay
Well? Are you gay now?
I’m bi if that counts. I hadn’t had any crush other than Johnny bravo at the time tho
Me too actually. But my name isn’t Sarah so it doesn’t count.
Was it cause they worried about you being gay? I was only like 5
I was about 5 too. I didn’t get caught though, but I’m sure my religious muslim parents would have been angry.
Craziness. It’s so not sexual at that age.
When a comment comes alive
My life is one big embarrassing moment after another lol
And a lesbian with a plastic surgery addiction
That's probably the case lol everyone here is just goofing around and joking
Why not? Its it because your the kid in the pic? Doll dicker!!
One that can be borrowed on occasion…
The sister or the doll?
*Sweet home, Alabama!*
It seems nobody here routinely modifies strings with % formatters…
Duh, reddit uses markdown for formatting.
I feel like everyone is missing which sub this is in. It’s about the use of “faithful” instead of fateful. It doesn’t really matter whether the kid is going to fuck the doll or not.
It matters a little
can you explain why tho?
In one case he’s fucking the doll because he believes it to be the right thing to do; in the other case he can’t help fucking the doll since it was fate.
Can make a big difference in context, is all I’m saying.
Or it was his faith.
That would be option 1 I mentioned.
you explained two different possibilities... but you failed to explain why it matters... which is the only thing that you were asked.
I wasn’t asked anything, you need to learn some critical reading skills.
I honestly didn't expect to be on this subreddit when you pointed that at.
Ah! who cares? its fucking funny anyway :D
Why does it matter to you if people care?
In Russia...that gift is sister.
Maybe it is his sister and he’s taking her to a wizard to remove the curse
He’s still going to try and fuck it at some point.
Well yeah, but he wants to practice on the doll first
What are you doing step-doll?
Or his own doll
Yea cuz boys don’t play with dolls. Boys only play with hot wheels!!! /s
Indeed, boys generally don't play with dolls, especially dolls like this one.
You’d be surprised
Or, some boys just like playing with dolls without it being sexual.
Wait, I'm confused, how is this a BoneAppleTea?
Oh, shit, I didn't even notice...
Fuuuck I just realized I've been boneappletea-ing that saying my whole life
Fateful: having far-reaching and often disastrous consequences or implications.
Faithful: remaining loyal and steadfast; true to the facts or the original; those who are faithful to a particular religion or political party.
Who says my boy isn't being faithful to his new toy?
All y’all sexualized the doll, I took it as he was man enough to be seen carrying a doll presumably for his sister.
this is reddit, the average redditors love to sexualize everything
Also Reddit is full of kids.
Subreddits for questions have their fair share of:
"Dear nonvirgin men or women of Reddit, how did you get to do the sex?"
"Is sexing worth it?"
"Women/men of Reddit, what makes [a man if asked from women, or a woman if asked from men] attractive to you?"
"What are your favorite pick-up lines?"
Naive of you to think those questions are from kids and not 30-year-old virgins
(I kid but I'd actually be interested in the demographics for reddit. Does anyone know?)
Some say that Reddit is 90% male pedophiles. Others say that it is a 50/50 split between men and women. All we know is, it's not the STIG.
But it *is* The Stig's Alabaman Cousin!
I’d say 60% are kids, 39% are pedophiles and the 1% left are simply done with life
Which one are you
"sexy sexers of reddit what is the sexiest sex you have ever sexed?"
That’s what she said
But this is still Reddit and everybody knows redditors don't have sex, so you are lying!!
It makes sense, when you never get any sex yourself you obsess over it everywhere else
This is literally just a fucking joke. Why y’all acting like people are doing some deplorable shit?
Tbh I don't think it's that funny and I always am a little disturbed by things like this that sexualize children. Even "for teh lulz"
Jokes have real world effects. Just because something is supposed to be funny doesn't mean that it doesn't perpetuate a narrative.
?? This is not an exploitative image. What real world effect are you even talking about?
The kid in this image isn't being exploited. The effects are from the sexualization of kids by commenters. This affects the children in society at large. Repeated exposure to something, in this case, sexualization of children, changes the way your brain processes information. It's harmful.
The average redditor or loves to generalize the average redditor.
\*everyone loves to generalize everyone
The average redditor hasn't met me.
I took it as he was man enough to survive Black Friday
Ya same, I thought he became a man because of the way he was dad gripping a ton of shopping like a boss
Are the 10 virtues different techniques to jerk off?
Virtues as in golden rules to fallow or lessons to learn. So yes.
Teach me sensai
To be fair, he did pray for that doll.
He prayed hard.
Well I mean it depends on which faith, tbh.
Does... does that doll have a side shaved bowl cut with pigtails?!? The fuck is it, "Hillbilly Barbie"??
Fateful I get it, but what the hell, grandma has to know he's gonna hump that thing.
Edit: For some of you I must say Whoosh, it's a joke. Lighten up, it's Reddit. And to the guy that called me a sweaty chud, what? You misspelled studly Chad. or maybe you own a sex doll and that's why your offended?
I'm more concerned as to why the doll has a bald spot
ez clean up
Yup same reason my gf shaved her head
When my family asked her about the style and I said because of the semen we were asked to leave thanksgiving dinner :(
You should have jizzed all over your family.... Then they would understand!
Yeah, clearly they're unaware of the hassle of cumhair
Or why it’s a colossal-sized doll
Furpies haven't been in since the 70s man
Because they couldn’t possibly be buying Christmas presents for someone else…
No one said that wasn’t a possibility. It’s a joke.
The kid is 9. Depending on the parents he doesn't even know what sex is yet.
It should have been 'frightful' if it was something like terror, right?
[Fateful](https://www.google.com/search?q=fateful&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS685US688&oq=fateful&aqs=chrome..69i57j46i433i512j0i512j0i433i512j0i512l2.2860j1j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) probably, frightful maybe, but definitely not faithful.
Yeah, specially the whole sexdoll fetish, she probably can't even picture it
What plane ride home? Did this look like an airport…? They’re shopping. Unless they flew their private jet to the local sprawlmart
Maybe she’s woke AF, you sweaty chud
He watched a movie and now just hoping Kim Catrell comes out.
Does it defraculate?
Exactly! Then it’s a broken defraculator!
Like you would even know dick about fraculation.
*„Alright, sixty for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.“*
“Droppin’ loads…. Yeeeah baybeeeee”. “Summer, you might want to cover your eyes…”
Took me way too long to realize what was wrong here
My sister got a life size Barbie when she was like 8 and it sat in the basement storage because she would have nightmares about it coming to life. Thing was terrifying.
I've lost fates in humanity.
Omg I totally forgot about my size barbie until now!
Well he's full of faith it'll work.
Is that Russia or Poland?
Cuz in Russia, the doll fucks YOU!
It's Russia, Polish does not use Cyrillic
This reminds me of a few Christmases ago, I hit up Walmart at like 3 am and I didnt have a car. They had this HUGE monster high doll, thing was probably about as tall as the one in the picture. Mind you, I dont own a vehicle, so I walk everywhere...here I am, this heavily tattooed dude walking about 3 miles home in the dead of night hauling this near lifesize doll. Shit was equally humorous as it was mildly embarrassing 😁
I got some big ol dad points that Christmas 😛
In a thread full of awful comments thank you for this slice of wholesomeness.
No Problem 🙂
Fast forward 40 years to his therapy sessions, and this will have been identified as the most pivotal moment of his life.
*Best day of his life.
"That's when I realized doc, I'm Lars and the Real Girl"
That could be a girl.
How tf that related to straight people the grandma is just nuts
Its a 10ish year old kid with a doll and a ton of people are making sex jokes. The Grandma is not the problem here.
Because it's not a sexdoll, it's a child's toy... you are sexualizing a child, you are assuming a doll that also looks like a child is made for pedos or for kids to practice. That doesn't sound "OK" to me.
How am I sexualizing a child by thinking a doll looks vaguely like a sexdoll bro💀
You've seen a lot of sexdolls that look like children?..
Also, assuming something sexual the moment you see a child and a doll is the definition of "sexualizing a child".
What's BLT? Surely you're not referring to a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich, but I can't figure out what you meant?
And we're only having a laugh but you took it personally
I literally said nothing and you're feeling attacked
Average r/wallstreetbets user
Took me by the hand
Made me a man
Those dolls are so weird. Honestly I don't see what child would want a "life size" doll to play with
I’ve been writing it that way for years!
That thing is gonna glow radioactive under a black light
It uh… looks cool huh?
All these upvotes are probably from the meme and not the boneappletea
Or a gay man
Maybe it’s a Christmas present and Christmas = Christianity = Religion = Faith
And that night george became georgette and realized their shell cracked
Call me crazy, but I don't see what's so funny. Why y'all automatically gotta make it weird? Jeez
that big dolls looks so weird and also are very popular in russia
Wow. You can just buy a girlfriend for your kids now? I had to struggle as a kid. *grumbling old man noises*
Child's first sex doll
Im sure he doesn't have many options, I bet he was faithful to monster Barbie...
I am sure he only wanted it as a souvenir, to remember their time together at the store. No other reason.
used to play with my cousins barbie doll .
How is this bone apple tea
The phrase is "fateful night", not faithful
Oh. Never knew the difference
"O cum all ye faithful..."
Not very faithful
Looks like George Costanza with his mom Estelle
Hopefully the doll will remain faithful to him.
“Yeah! You know, I mean, it's different from the stuff on earth, and, you know, you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy, and, you know,
I don't really have anything to to remember all those trips by,
It'd be kind of cool, like a souvenir,
You know, like, what if you passed away or died or something?
I wouldn't even have anything to remember all the cool stuff we did, you know?”
Reminds me of that Gazorpazorp episode.
I assume the boneappletea is the faithful night bit, but what's the intended sentence
I hope Karen is ready for a morty jr.
Oh, it looks cool, huh? That's why you want it?
It’s just like,a cool souvenir,like,to remember our adventures!
You never know, maybe he will be in a committed relationship with the doll.
I have been spelling it like that for the last 17 years....
Mayhap he was just trying to recreate his favorite popular battle royal themed Korean Netflix series
Hey Rick every time we go on an adventure I never get to get anything I'm just saying this one time let me get something
Welcome to the 90s.
r/formulabuddyretard nooo Georgey boi😭😭😭
Why did this toy company make a 4 foot tall doll? Like all jokes aside, why? Just why? What would little girls actually do with a doll as tall as them????
He's going to be faithful to that doll for the rest of his life.
He was preying the hole thyme....
In thought this was correct as well until a couple months ago when I say down and thought about how little sense it makes.
What is the correct word though?
It should be "fateful"
Ah makes sense
Idc if it's wrong, it's still fucking hilarious.