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Who was Jenny's best boyfriend?

Who was Jenny's best boyfriend?

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notnamedjoebutsteve

I didn’t realize but Jenny sure does get around for being 11


ArkainYT

isn't she 12?


notnamedjoebutsteve

I don’t know. But she’s dated a lot of guys, is my point


PeanutBoiii

Whore


[deleted]

😐


[deleted]

:|


crazycampbells

They’re immortal in 6th grade cut her some slack


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[удалено]


ArkainYT

im getting this from big nate wiki btw


[deleted]

Have you been to my elementary school!


Trych0till0mania

It's funny when those girls end up coming out in middle and High School


[deleted]

And they start dating each other 🤦🏼‍♂️


solowinniuck

All memes aside, Artur genuinely cares about her, and she about him. Will their relationship last forever? Probably not. However, it works for what it is.


Mr_Plane56

Plus, Jenny has made it VERY clear that she isn’t in to Nate, so I don’t think that’ll ever happen.


ArkainYT

but artur is a wimp and nate could beat him up if he wanted to and win jenny


solowinniuck

Given Arturs shown ability to chuck a horseshoe at an amazing velocity, while Nate is shown many times to have very little physical strength, I’m forced to believe that Artur could take him. Granted for a better conclusion I’d need to do some physics calculations and stuff, maybe find some BMIs, but that’s more work than it’s worth.


ArkainYT

You could clearly see how skinny artur is. nate is also 999999x more athletic. When nate is shown to have little physical strength it's usually a joke to enhance the comic.


solowinniuck

Do you want me to do the math? Because I will. Begrudgingly.


ArkainYT

the math for what?


solowinniuck

Who is more physically capable


ArkainYT

then go ahead


solowinniuck

For the sake of consistency I’ll only use the books, and I’ll get on this later. I’ll post my calculations in the sub when I finish. Unfortunately the only book I don’t have is In The Zone, which would realistically be the most helpful one. I’ll try to find a free online copy.


ArkainYT

and btw in say goodbye to dork city artur just let marcus push him around without even putting up a fight at all


ArkainYT

sorry for the late reply but any luck?


RisenHoku

I feel like Jenny shouldn't go out with Nate, because it's so obvious she has no interest. With Artur, they actually have chemistry, and care for one another. It's a healthy relationship, and I feel like Nate and Jenny would just be extremely toxic for her.


ArkainYT

artur is a wimp though. nate could easily beat him up if he wanted to and win jenny.


RisenHoku

You can’t just win a girl with a fight against her current partner. Things aren’t like that. She doesn’t really care that Artur is a wimp, and Nate being mean-spirited and beating up Artur would make her hate him even more.


ArkainYT

well we all know how much of a comical genius nate is


RisenHoku

And it’s something that Jenny ain’t attracted to


ArkainYT

well nate thinks she likes him deep down which might be true. if uve ever read the outsiders cherry was afraid of loving dally so on the outside she acted like she hated him.


RisenHoku

Well, if you’re bringing in that idea, then it can be easily applied to Nate and Gina. Their fear, plus their hard core stubbornness, could result in a deep liking towards each other. With this, it leaves Jenny in the dust.


ArkainYT

nate and gina will never ever happen. nate and gina hate eachother with a passion.


RisenHoku

Well, Jenny and Nate will never happen. Jenny hates Nate with a passion.


[deleted]

Artur and Jenny love each other, Nate and Jenny aren’t compatible


ArkainYT

yes they are. they've known eachother since they were babies. and artur and jenny are fucking cringy.


EveryoneWantsGrenino

I wouldn’t say they’re cringy. I personally just think that Nate x Jenny would be cool. Even for an arc


ArkainYT

nate himself said multiple times that artur and jenny's relationship disgusts him.


EveryoneWantsGrenino

But he’s self centered, and is jealous of Artur.


ArkainYT

that's not the reason why


[deleted]

Jenny hates nate


ArkainYT

not anymore


[deleted]

Lol sorry I haven’t kept up with a comic I read when I was 11


Trych0till0mania

Artur and Jenny are actually less cringy than most middle school couples. In 7th grade this girl I had a crush on in 6th grade started going out with one of my friends, and I thought they were really cringy, so I can relate to Nate, but most of it's just Nate's biases to be honest.


ArkainYT

there is zero bias whatsoever. he literally that jenny is awesome but their relationship is disgusting. And they do do a lot of wierd and cringy things like wierd nicknames and kissing so I wouldn't blame nate.


Trych0till0mania

Keyword: Jenny. He has a crush on Jenny thinks she greats but hates Artur and their relationship. And yes I get that he's uncomfortable and disgusted by their nicknames and displays of affection because who wouldn't be. But all of Nate's friends don't seem to have a problem with it which leads me to believe that Nates is jealous of their relationship and covers it up by saying exactly what your saying. My point is yes Artur and Jenny's relationship is cringe, but Nate does exaggerate how bad it is because of his biases.


ArkainYT

Dude there is no bias


Trych0till0mania

Okey dokey


ArkainYT

he also said he is over jenny completely


No-BrowEntertainment

Damn Artur sympathizers


No-BrowEntertainment

Damn Artur sympathizers


Aizen10

Arthur and Jenny are fine. I just kinda wish Nate would move on from his crush, bcuz I don't like having to see him pine for a girl who clearly has no interest in him.


KoopaTroopaBoys

He did. Read book 8 of the novels


ArkainYT

and in the comics hes also over her


KoopaTroopaBoys

? I'm talking about Ruby. Nate has never gotten over Ruby. Ruby wasn't even in the comics


ArkainYT

oh i thought you were talking about jenny


MarshyM8

Fuck Artur All my homies hate artur


EveryoneWantsGrenino

Jenny x Nate would be pretty interesting tbh


EndMau

You forgot Tommy


ArkainYT

she never dated tommy she only had a crush on him


EndMau

But she made out with him


ArkainYT

they never actually dated. im getting my info on who she dated from big nate wiki.


EndMau

Fair enough


DaviHasNoLife

wait who's greg? I don't remember reading about him


ArkainYT

greg proxmire. he was in the older comics and he appeared once in game on


AWN4451

Now that I think of it Jenny’s a dumb hoe. Nate deserves better, like Angie


KoopaTroopaBoys

Angie's just as bad. She cheated on Nate


AWN4451

Wait


AWN4451

Wait


AWN4451

When


KoopaTroopaBoys

In the reeeeaalllyy old comics. I dont know WHO the name was of that guy but she cheated on Nate for him.


AWN4451

I’m shook


RisenHoku

Well, if you’re pulling in this concept, then this could also be applied to Nate and Gina. Fear of liking each other, plus their hard stubbornness, they could also like each other secretly, which leaves Jenny in the dust.


i0i67G5

Guys stop simping for nate


ArkainYT

dude nate is a comical genius


i0i67G5

No excuse for simping


ArkainYT

im not simpong. no ones simping


LordIggy88

Who’s Greg.


ArkainYT

greg proxmire. they dated in older comics and they appeared once in game on


LordIggy88

Oh ok. I don’t read the older comics so that’s why I didn’t know him.


KoopaTroopaBoys

Greg Heffley


LordIggy88

The crossover llb was awesome


TheOctahedron1234

Is this a joke?


One_Smoke

Pretty sure Nate *finally* got over Jenny and decided that he should just move on from her...good for him.


ArkainYT

and then jenny actually became friends with him


One_Smoke

That's a plus


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Fuck artur


ArkainYT

yeah artur's a wimp, nate coukd easily beat him up if he wanted to and win jenny.


Hilarial

why have you commented this like 3 times


ArkainYT

so you get the point


Ilovebignate123

Her ex bfs are: Tommy, Ronnie, T.J. , and Greg Proximire (which i have no idea what they see in her 🤬)


ArkainYT

Big Nate Wiki said that she kissed Tommy but they didn’t date. And what makes you say the last sentence? Just curious.


Ilovebignate123

I don't like Jenny, that's why.