In Pueblo County Jail, we cut up the hotdogs that get sent to the woman's floor for this very same reason...
Hell no sir, the whole Fourth floor smelled like old meat and fish... They would send them back on their trays all curly...
No they make their own "fi fi's" with toilet paper and the cardboard in it. Like a paper Mâché dildo..
Those crafty ladies!
Yep, crazy what you can do with toilet paper,toilet paper roll,some water,paper and a sandwich baggie.... Oh and don't forget the lotion for lube
Ok, I won’t forget. Thanks!
No one in Pueblo County Jail forgets either...
Bless their tender hearts.
That's why you can't have cucumbers on jail, they'd send back pickles...
Shudder to think about the baba ghanoush getting sent back if they were served eggplant.
Curious. Are women provided dildos if they ask for it in prison?
Helping inmates have sexual outlet could possibly be a way to have less violent or less rapes in prisons I imagine...
Thoughtful question, but I feel like that’s just an invitation for dildo-shivs
Dildo-shivs sounds like an "edgy" high school heavy metal band
you can get shanked with silicone?
Wow that’s really insightful and I can see that
So a person will become more criminal minded after completing their prison sentence?
In the us? Yes
What would the men get then?
Free complimentary fleshlights
Fifi = free improvised fleshlight invention
Do you really think American sensibility could handle that?
Just wait until someone tries to use it as a weapon
Just let them have their fun!
Some people like the cucumber pickled...
What in the actual fuck
Imagine being the customer that that belongs to.
Has to be an ex boyfriend
She can also save ketchup on certain days.
TIL I can laugh and throw up at the same time
How’s those meat sweats treating you though?
Be careful, the vomit might come out of your nose if you do that.
Is your name little ass or lily ass or lil yass
LMAO. if i were original it would have been lily ass, but it’s lil yas bc that’s what my ig name was when i was 15 B)
Don’t worry I got it covered bro.
Username checks out
Well at least I don't have to work out today because this comment is gonna make me throw up. Thanks I guess
Don’t forget the mustard!
…and barbecue sauce?
"Hi, excuse me, miss?
...I didn't ask for mayonnaise to be put on my hot dog... It also looks a little curdled..."
Great. I’m eating white sauce pasta right now. Fuck my appetite.
Don't mind if I do
Hey, could be worse. A hotdog bolognese.
Unless those noodles are super al dente I'm not sure we can achieve the desired penetration.
Maybe not your appetite but something was😂😂
Should probably not browse the web and eat.
Internet rule 7,102 subsection f4.
Mustard on biscuits mmmmhmmm
Surf and turf
Beef and queef
Fuck, I've only been on Reddit this morning for 5 minutes and already here's the post that made me say, "Ok, that's enough Reddit for today" 🤣😂
Some people would pay extra for that.
Who gave this a wholesome award?!
Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy
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You spelt it wrong..
I know right. U know it had a hint of tuna....
Ummm... Your "source" says nothing about a mean customer, it says they have no idea where the video came from and if its real or not.
Yeah, and they get almost 900 upvotes for that "source".
Source being 99% recap, play by play of what we just watched, with the other 1% stating that it is unknown where it the video came from or if it was even real, including speculation that it *might* have been real because she seemed to be watching out so others wouldn't see.
Do people just upvote because a source was posted...without even reading it?
My guess is yes.
They quoted “mean,” but there’s not a single adjective to describe the customer.
no freaking way, this has to be for a porno or prank video or something. Even the article questions if it's real.
There's a lot of reasons I don't buy it, doesn't give a restaurant name or waitress name, no arrest, etc. The logistics are just... no one is gonna do that in such an open area, not many women wouldn't be afraid that something soft like a hot dog would break off in there, nor would they want the yeast infection that nastiness would bring even if it didn't. And then, how were they caught, customer says "my hot dog tastes like pussy"? C'mon, hot dogs are salty already. And the perfect timing of the management walking by right afterwards is too suspect.
When shit like this *actually* happens, like the guy standing on the lettuce in Burger King, it's all over the news and the culprit is caught within days. You don't have that problem with a fake restaurant and an actress who doesn't really work there.
Aren't hot dogs usually...hot? I'd hope she's not sticking a freshly cooked weenie into her vagina.
If you do that to someone you feel slighted you and you want to harm in some way, and *that* specifically is what you choose to do to inflict your justice, then you must have a low opinion of your own body parts am I right!? I wouldn't give someone the privilege personally! If I was a woman, that is.
Same way I wouldn't dip my dick into someone's cup of tea because they pissed me off. You gotta earn that shit!
That’s a brand new perspective right there. I like your thinking.
I'm glad you understand (at least I assume you did!)
Thank you for liking my thinking!
Right!? I wouldn't grant someone that privilege. Also, I work in the restaurant industry and I get frustrated sometimes, but I don't fuck with people's food. To me, that's as low as you can go.
I would love to earn the privilege of your hard dick in my hot tea, sir. 🌈
Putting a hotdog in my vag is unthinkable. Why is she punishing herself???
Hey can I get a "dipped" hot dog? I'v been a very mean customer today!
Yeup... They better earn this nut cheese!!!
It didn’t say whether or not the customer ate it. I wondered if the customer noticed at all, but then I remembered it’s a hot dog.
I didn't read that anywhere on the article?...
Do you never make special requests? I've been known to do it from time to time. The other day I ordered mixed fajita nachos, but with the Japs on the side. Granted some resturants don't allow any substitution or modifications, but it's mostly really high end joints. I don't think that's the case here.
Dude wants his hot dog to be "slit", that's their choice.
What the hell happens inside your head?
"Yes I want the hotdog and fries but can you make one of the female employees stick it up here vagina"
"Thats right sir, i would like mine with herpies and a side of yeast infection"
Mmmmm tangy, poon tangy
You my friend should visit Amsterdam. There's a classy joint call "the banana bar". If you like your fruit, like you like your hot dogs. You're gonna fit right in
Bruh, that so fucked up. It's 2021, get with the times. I think they prefer to be called japanese.
Haha good one
I actually said this out loud and the fact this was the first comment brought me joy.
Ikr? She could've saved the sauce if she was on her period.
Take my upvote and get out
I always love how shocked people are of what happens to their food in the kitchen.
I've been in food service since my first job and I've seen everything from cheese being rubbed along the grill cooks sweaty hairy arms before going into burgers on a football game day (100s of orders). I can't count the amount of times a customers food fell on the greasy floor and was picked up and used still. Watched a prep cook purposely sneeze on sheet pans of prepped food while he was very sick because the chef said he still had to come in for his shift. Watched a line cook rub his hands all over his bare sweaty dick and balls and remake a customers food without gloves because the customer complained. And my favorite was getting that sweat and smeared doodoo at the top of your ass crack on your fingers so you can rub them on the food. Or the condone full of semen that was snuck into the cheese sauce for Mac and cheese mostly served on the kids menu.
All of that is not even going into detail of the horribly poor cleaning conditions of some kitchens. I've seen more slim and mold than anywhere in some national chain restaurants who are inspected both by the health department and corporate offices. Just remember guys you only have to make a 70pt score to pass and stay open when it comes to health department.
You worked in some shit places I’ve been involved with food service for a couple decades and have never heard of or seen anything remotely like that. That is insane.
Never ordering a hotdog again lol
Never order hotdogs again in a only-men-waiters restaurant
Are there restaurants that only hire men?
Long time ago my gf worked at a Subway, boss said she would only hire women because they "looked better" as a store representative. Sure it goes both ways depending on what restaurant. Dont think many men are waiters at Hooters lol.
Tallywackers restaurant. (Male version of Hooters)
Cocks..... With a roster for a logo
Careful pal. Brown town.
Then I would suggest against ordering the clam chowder
I think there is more fucked up shit like this in restaurants than you would think. I’ve heard recently from a Kebap shop in Germany where semen was found in a sauce…
There is so much gross shit that we all consume every day…
Gross keep your sauce out of my semen🤣
How would someone identify that?
*Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat*
so this is what it took
I know right. Usually, there are animal vaginas and dicks and lips and tits and what not included in the hotdog anyway. What's so shocking with enhancing the flavour notes with a human garnish at service time :D
*Um, yeah... I'll have a coochie dog with onion rings. Oh, and a medium Sprite.*
Diet Coke...I'm trying to lose a little weight.
Put 2 of em up your ass, and give me 4 chicken McNuggets
Lmao dude 😂
Cooterdog back story:
Poisoning the food would've probably been easier
I guess that technically could be poisoning him if she passed along an std
He said it had some Wang to it, I don’t think that’s right but he was on the right track.
Maybe kinda tangy
...the fact that the manager, dishwasher and line cook also tasted it to determine what the issue was is simply hilarious. I laughed so f*cking hard at that.
That makes me feel like it’s completely untrue. No restaurant I’ve ever worked in would consider doing that under almost literally any circumstances
When something is contaminated, you need documentation. We had soapy tasting jello, and the sheriff came by to taste it as well.
oh, that's Nora...
"That’s when Bryan took matters into her own hands, using her vagina as a weapon."
You have to admit, this article has some good writing.
How was she not arrested? Isn’t that something that someone should get arrested for?
Guess the customer didnt press charges?
Probably couldn't get to the phone with his hands furiously reapplying toothpaste nights on end
You mean dry hotdogs are the Wurst
that girl is such a brat
ehhh... take my upvote and gtfo
C'mon dude, don't be such a weiner
Wonder if that costs extra?
Her customer asked her to warm it up. Part of the job description
That’s next level customer service.
I'd tip more than 18% for that...
When you got less inches, you always gotta pay higher percentages.
So could you say she was rawdogn' it
Having worked in most every kind of restaurant over the past decade or so, from a dishwasher at hooters to bartending and serving fine dining in nyc, I have seen absolutely disgusting things happen to the food you eat, the utensils you put in your mouth, the glasses you sip from and napkins you wipe your face with…in EVERY SINGLE PLACE. And this is why I almost never eat out anywhere, I have low level ptsd from what I have seen over the years.
Worst one I remember. Fine dining establishment in the Hamptons out in Suffolk County, LI
The head chef was an alcoholic who would often drink himself unconscious by 5pm. Sous chef is a massive 6’5” 300lb+ , cocain breathing, sweaty mound of hair.
The sous chef understandably doesn’t appreciate the head chef’s behavior as he is constantly having to run the show whenever the head chef went over his limits. Every single time the head chef would pass out (which was almost daily) and leave him to the kitchen, this giant mass of sweat and hair would calmly state “I’m going to ‘tabernacle’ these fuckers”…….so his fucking definition of “tabernacle” entailed him rubbing basically any cut of meat he had to cook through his taint first (for anyone doubting these physical maneuvers with your uncooked meats, try on any standard pair of chef pants, this basically guy wore a parachute around his waist)
It’s insanely disgusting in general but to truly understand how bad it was you would have to see this guy. Pretty sure he would sweat mayonnaise on a good day and you knew your nostrils would be violently assaulted if you got to close. I honestly didn’t want to know what else he did to other food items.
No one in the kitchen or front of house ever said a fucking word, no manager acknowledged this and I worked there for two summers. The money was too good for everyone, including myself, to ever say or do anything imo.
Average cost for two was easily around $1,000.
The owners were almost never there and the Head Chef was too far gone to notice or let alone care. I believe it was the latter.
I had seen some grimy shit at the corporate restaurant chains and standard dining establishments. But to see it at this kind of restaurant really got to me. Nowhere was safe and as I continued to bartend and serve in a variety of restaurants, I have seen it all.
Food dropped and/or thrown on the floor before being plated, wether it was an accident or on purpose. Countless utensils just being rinsed in dirty or plain water, no soap. Spit, ejaculate, feces, pubic hair and all the other shit you “only see in movies” all make their way into someone’s food. Dirty ice, abysmal sanitation in the kitchen and storage, mold, rodents, insects, debris, dandruff, sweat, scabs, boogers……
I’m not suggesting this is constant or consistent with all restaurants, but I have seen it in damn near every one at some point and time.
The vast majority of people in this industry are treated and paid like shit by owners and customers alike. If you think the guy working three dishwashing jobs to barely makes rent gives a fuck about your health, you’re a dipshit. The servers and bartenders hustling their ass off all over a restaurant for entitled Karen’s and obnoxious college shit heads for less than minimum wage and then getting tipped 10 and 15% over and over eventually stop caring. The burnt out managers and GM’s who have been stuck in the industry way too long just to get health insurance definitely stop caring at a certain point as well.
I believe in karma to an extent and don’t partake in these acts. But I certainly have in the past and I know it goes on almost everywhere at some point.
The majority of my friends and family assume I don’t go out to eat very often because I work in the industry, which isn’t entirely wrong. But this, this is the real reason why I rarely eat at restaurants.
Is there a sub for these restaurant stories?
Not sure but that would be a great idea. Even being in the industry, I still get captivated by restaurant insiders and their stories
Oh... Oh my God I have no words... Well now I only wonder what the fuck they put in my food at the Chinese restaurant I was a week ago... Well I'm never going to go out dining again. Thank you for the warnings
I mean I have a lot of friends in the industry that make it part of their lifestyle to eat out despite knowing all of this first hand. Some are just desensitized and for most, out of sight out of mind suits them well in this area of life. I on the other hand had the same reaction and thoughts as you. Learning to cook is a great skill to have and it saves me a ton of money anyway!
I worked in restaurants for 20 fucking years and never ever saw anything remotely like this occur ever. Not fucking once. Maybe the bullshit OP is describing is just how yankees act.
I washed the dishes at pizza hut and cooked and delivered as a teen that didn’t care and smoked pot…. I hated customers but I put love into my food and made sure the dishes were clean bc I hate doing dishes I’m ocd… jeez I wasn’t the best but damn I hate reading this
When I got into my mid 20’s and “growing up” a bit more I never did nasty shit like that. What goes around comes around is what I believe and it’s just fucked up to intentionally do that stuff to another person, regardless of what they might have done. I have gotten to work with and for some genuinely good people too, but it’s unfortunately not too common in my own experience’s. I’m glad to hear stories like yours, the world needs way more people like you
I worked in the industry for 15+ years & only fucked with someone's food once.
Cop came into the restaurant & harassed a 16 year old about her bra size & touched her ass.
I kicked his chicken wings down the galley & played hacky sack with them in the employee bathroom.
What goes around comes around as they say.
Some people definitely deserve it, some people definitely do not.
That could easily be a period dog
It just needed some spicy ketchup
Whats the place called, asking for a friend
The dime cafe
Bitch is nasty.
Imagine that talk with your manager
Is this one of those new hot dogs made of fish? Or did you cook it with the fish?
Nah just lathered it with some fish oil
Wtf is the backstory to this?
Customer was being annoying or something
I like that she wipes her hand off before going for the ketchup
I like the way she checks to make sure it's evenly coated. That's professionalism right there.
Perhaps it was frozen and she is defrosting it and doing the customer a favour! People
Always immediately wanna judge!
The fact that this came up when I sorted through controversial Is proof that people don't understand jokes anymore
Why did my post get taken down 8hrs ago
Let me get one of your finest twat dogs, please
and wont she get infected from food being in her vagina?
I will take your entire stock
Humans are so fucking weird.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.🤮
This is fucking gross
Vomited in my mouth a bit.
Where is this disgusting establishment? Like exact location .. asking for a friend
I’m going there to complain about my hot dog being too dry.
That's so fucking disgusting but it did gave me a boner.
Ugh and you liking it made me ashamed and 💦 why can’t I just like nice guys!?!
Ho Lee fuk
Sum ting wong
Wi Tu Low
Bang Ding Ow
RIP Flight 214.
Imagine you get an STD from shit like this…
Every day we stray further from god
"I asked for mustard on my hot dog, not tartar sauce"
Ketchup DOES NOT belong on a hot dog
She's the wurst
Joke's on you I'm into that shit
I keep hoping to see an uncensored version
Reminds me of the anime where she had special cookies made for one guy. Gave a weird aftertaste.
I just gagged
Yea that’s enough internet for today
And she faced no consequences aside from being fired. Should be sexual assault on top of tampering with food.