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TriforceWeilder

In Pueblo County Jail, we cut up the hotdogs that get sent to the woman's floor for this very same reason...


LucienChesterfield

Pfff cockblocks


TriforceWeilder

Hell no sir, the whole Fourth floor smelled like old meat and fish... They would send them back on their trays all curly...


TriforceWeilder

No they make their own "fi fi's" with toilet paper and the cardboard in it. Like a paper Mâché dildo..


MasterSlax

Those crafty ladies!


TriforceWeilder

Yep, crazy what you can do with toilet paper,toilet paper roll,some water,paper and a sandwich baggie.... Oh and don't forget the lotion for lube


MasterSlax

Ok, I won’t forget. Thanks!


TriforceWeilder

No one in Pueblo County Jail forgets either...


MasterSlax

Bless their tender hearts.


TriforceWeilder

That's why you can't have cucumbers on jail, they'd send back pickles...


MasterSlax

Shudder to think about the baba ghanoush getting sent back if they were served eggplant.


Hollow_Pear

Curious. Are women provided dildos if they ask for it in prison? Helping inmates have sexual outlet could possibly be a way to have less violent or less rapes in prisons I imagine...


Wiglet646464

Thoughtful question, but I feel like that’s just an invitation for dildo-shivs


TurtlesBlubber

Dildo-shivs sounds like an "edgy" high school heavy metal band


arbitrageME

you can get shanked with silicone?


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blonderaider21

Wow that’s really insightful and I can see that


he_wasnt_one_shot

So a person will become more criminal minded after completing their prison sentence?


exalw

In the us? Yes


vladamir_the_impaler

What would the men get then?


iLuv3M3

Free complimentary fleshlights


AugustousSeizure

Fifi = free improvised fleshlight invention


rohinton

Do you really think American sensibility could handle that?


Ace-Trainer-Arcane

Just wait until someone tries to use it as a weapon


freedomboobs

Just let them have their fun!


TriforceWeilder

Some people like the cucumber pickled...


bobsagetsville

What in the actual fuck


hornstar99

Imagine being the customer that that belongs to.


132546aggfedd

Has to be an ex boyfriend


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dapoorv

She can also save ketchup on certain days.


IGotMeatSweats

TIL I can laugh and throw up at the same time


Disaccountis4p0rn

How’s those meat sweats treating you though?


notparistexas

Be careful, the vomit might come out of your nose if you do that.


lilyasss

LMAOO


thebro777

Is your name little ass or lily ass or lil yass


lilyasss

LMAO. if i were original it would have been lily ass, but it’s lil yas bc that’s what my ig name was when i was 15 B)


braden87

/r/angryupvote


Alwaysangryupvotes

Don’t worry I got it covered bro.


he_wasnt_one_shot

Username checks out


OneEaredWonder

r/cursedcomments


Hawkings_WheelChair

Well at least I don't have to work out today because this comment is gonna make me throw up. Thanks I guess


RequiemVI

Don’t forget the mustard! …and barbecue sauce?


sDx3

"Hi, excuse me, miss? ...I didn't ask for mayonnaise to be put on my hot dog... It also looks a little curdled..."


hem91uzumaki

Great. I’m eating white sauce pasta right now. Fuck my appetite.


IamRobertsBitchTits

Don't mind if I do


chainsawfan

Hey, could be worse. A hotdog bolognese.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Unless those noodles are super al dente I'm not sure we can achieve the desired penetration.


bluearis036137

Maybe not your appetite but something was😂😂


SchwiftySqaunch

Should probably not browse the web and eat. Internet rule 7,102 subsection f4.


regoapps

Chocolate syrup


Wallstonkbets

Mustard on biscuits mmmmhmmm


PoopiePancakes

Surf and turf


2inchesofsteel

Beef and queef


Outrageous-Tree-5364

Fuck, I've only been on Reddit this morning for 5 minutes and already here's the post that made me say, "Ok, that's enough Reddit for today" 🤣😂


Alarid

Some people would pay extra for that.


Riyeko

Who gave this a wholesome award?!


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TheHornoStare

Hate this comment


PolysaccharideParent

"tasteless stunt" hmmmmmmmmm


CatharticRevelations

You spelt it wrong..


TruckinBob32

I know right. U know it had a hint of tuna....


Dix-Septive

Fishdog?


Blu3wolf2525

Catdog?


ens91

Ummm... Your "source" says nothing about a mean customer, it says they have no idea where the video came from and if its real or not.


Euphoric-Delirium

Yeah, and they get almost 900 upvotes for that "source". Source being 99% recap, play by play of what we just watched, with the other 1% stating that it is unknown where it the video came from or if it was even real, including speculation that it *might* have been real because she seemed to be watching out so others wouldn't see. Do people just upvote because a source was posted...without even reading it?


ens91

My guess is yes.


STAY_ROYAL

They quoted “mean,” but there’s not a single adjective to describe the customer.


cavelioness

no freaking way, this has to be for a porno or prank video or something. Even the article questions if it's real. There's a lot of reasons I don't buy it, doesn't give a restaurant name or waitress name, no arrest, etc. The logistics are just... no one is gonna do that in such an open area, not many women wouldn't be afraid that something soft like a hot dog would break off in there, nor would they want the yeast infection that nastiness would bring even if it didn't. And then, how were they caught, customer says "my hot dog tastes like pussy"? C'mon, hot dogs are salty already. And the perfect timing of the management walking by right afterwards is too suspect. When shit like this *actually* happens, like the guy standing on the lettuce in Burger King, it's all over the news and the culprit is caught within days. You don't have that problem with a fake restaurant and an actress who doesn't really work there.


Beetlebug12

Aren't hot dogs usually...hot? I'd hope she's not sticking a freshly cooked weenie into her vagina.


WordsMort47

If you do that to someone you feel slighted you and you want to harm in some way, and *that* specifically is what you choose to do to inflict your justice, then you must have a low opinion of your own body parts am I right!? I wouldn't give someone the privilege personally! If I was a woman, that is. Same way I wouldn't dip my dick into someone's cup of tea because they pissed me off. You gotta earn that shit!


DeclivitousMounds

That’s a brand new perspective right there. I like your thinking.


WordsMort47

I'm glad you understand (at least I assume you did!) Thank you for liking my thinking!


Beginning-Trash-6048

Right!? I wouldn't grant someone that privilege. Also, I work in the restaurant industry and I get frustrated sometimes, but I don't fuck with people's food. To me, that's as low as you can go.


Dr-EJ-Boss

I would love to earn the privilege of your hard dick in my hot tea, sir. 🌈


Will_Grumble

Putting a hotdog in my vag is unthinkable. Why is she punishing herself???


16Anubia91

Unless...... herpes?


Maiky38

Hey can I get a "dipped" hot dog? I'v been a very mean customer today!


Hon3yGr4m

Yeup... They better earn this nut cheese!!!


LaP0tato

It didn’t say whether or not the customer ate it. I wondered if the customer noticed at all, but then I remembered it’s a hot dog.


GuardianFerret

I didn't read that anywhere on the article?...


TheSaffire

Tastes familiar.


BangThyHead

Do you never make special requests? I've been known to do it from time to time. The other day I ordered mixed fajita nachos, but with the Japs on the side. Granted some resturants don't allow any substitution or modifications, but it's mostly really high end joints. I don't think that's the case here. Dude wants his hot dog to be "slit", that's their choice.


Fish_Defender77

What the hell happens inside your head?


Cheesyduck126

"Yes I want the hotdog and fries but can you make one of the female employees stick it up here vagina"


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

"Thats right sir, i would like mine with herpies and a side of yeast infection"


jump-blues-5678

Mmmmm tangy, poon tangy


VoodooMaster101

You my friend should visit Amsterdam. There's a classy joint call "the banana bar". If you like your fruit, like you like your hot dogs. You're gonna fit right in


WalterPolyglot

Bruh, that so fucked up. It's 2021, get with the times. I think they prefer to be called japanese.


LSav16th

Haha good one


GBster

?


One_Historian7767

Yep


RunTheGoat

I actually said this out loud and the fact this was the first comment brought me joy.


Dastrovo1

Ikr? She could've saved the sauce if she was on her period.


Hollow_Pear

Take my upvote and get out


Ass_cream_sandwiches

I always love how shocked people are of what happens to their food in the kitchen. I've been in food service since my first job and I've seen everything from cheese being rubbed along the grill cooks sweaty hairy arms before going into burgers on a football game day (100s of orders). I can't count the amount of times a customers food fell on the greasy floor and was picked up and used still. Watched a prep cook purposely sneeze on sheet pans of prepped food while he was very sick because the chef said he still had to come in for his shift. Watched a line cook rub his hands all over his bare sweaty dick and balls and remake a customers food without gloves because the customer complained. And my favorite was getting that sweat and smeared doodoo at the top of your ass crack on your fingers so you can rub them on the food. Or the condone full of semen that was snuck into the cheese sauce for Mac and cheese mostly served on the kids menu. All of that is not even going into detail of the horribly poor cleaning conditions of some kitchens. I've seen more slim and mold than anywhere in some national chain restaurants who are inspected both by the health department and corporate offices. Just remember guys you only have to make a 70pt score to pass and stay open when it comes to health department.


trenthany

You worked in some shit places I’ve been involved with food service for a couple decades and have never heard of or seen anything remotely like that. That is insane.


[deleted]

Never ordering a hotdog again lol


Mech-maniac

Never order hotdogs again in a only-men-waiters restaurant


Hollow_Pear

Are there restaurants that only hire men?


SanFran49Fan79

Long time ago my gf worked at a Subway, boss said she would only hire women because they "looked better" as a store representative. Sure it goes both ways depending on what restaurant. Dont think many men are waiters at Hooters lol.


Laoch52

Tallywackers restaurant. (Male version of Hooters)


TriforceWeilder

Cocks..... With a roster for a logo


kenfnpowers

Careful pal. Brown town.


solocupjazz

Then I would suggest against ordering the clam chowder


Fremue

I think there is more fucked up shit like this in restaurants than you would think. I’ve heard recently from a Kebap shop in Germany where semen was found in a sauce… There is so much gross shit that we all consume every day…


true_dragon1

Gross keep your sauce out of my semen🤣


SN0WFAKER

How would someone identify that?


Williw0w

Taste test


Macaframa

*Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat*


production-values

so this is what it took


Hollow_Pear

I know right. Usually, there are animal vaginas and dicks and lips and tits and what not included in the hotdog anyway. What's so shocking with enhancing the flavour notes with a human garnish at service time :D


ReginasBlondeWig

*Um, yeah... I'll have a coochie dog with onion rings. Oh, and a medium Sprite.*


Its_Beelzebozo_Time

Diet Coke...I'm trying to lose a little weight.


Funnytrollbot

Put 2 of em up your ass, and give me 4 chicken McNuggets


Elitehooper23

Lmao dude 😂


No-Objective-8595

Cooterdog back story: https://medium.com/@secreteyeseverywhere/waitress-puts-customers-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-before-serving-it-to-them-10ebbcf01301


RedandAlive

Poisoning the food would've probably been easier


blonderaider21

I guess that technically could be poisoning him if she passed along an std


L3tsgetschwifty

He said it had some Wang to it, I don’t think that’s right but he was on the right track.


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Maybe kinda tangy


Guiltyb0y

...the fact that the manager, dishwasher and line cook also tasted it to determine what the issue was is simply hilarious. I laughed so f*cking hard at that.


jeremy1015

That makes me feel like it’s completely untrue. No restaurant I’ve ever worked in would consider doing that under almost literally any circumstances


Hevil93

When something is contaminated, you need documentation. We had soapy tasting jello, and the sheriff came by to taste it as well.


andio76

oh, that's Nora...


EatenAliveByWolves

"That’s when Bryan took matters into her own hands, using her vagina as a weapon." You have to admit, this article has some good writing.


No-Objective-8595

Ha!


needdavr

How was she not arrested? Isn’t that something that someone should get arrested for?


Mountain-Bread1180

Guess the customer didnt press charges?


ThirdIRoa

Probably couldn't get to the phone with his hands furiously reapplying toothpaste nights on end


broccobandit

You mean dry hotdogs are the Wurst


tribbans95

that girl is such a brat


Firm-Account

ehhh... take my upvote and gtfo


Ok_Description2029

C'mon dude, don't be such a weiner


AmeriCanuck2010

Wonder if that costs extra?


snowbdr30

Her customer asked her to warm it up. Part of the job description


AmeriCanuck2010

That’s next level customer service.


Its_Beelzebozo_Time

I'd tip more than 18% for that...


Psychic_Wars

When you got less inches, you always gotta pay higher percentages.


Tiki-Man_DAN

So could you say she was rawdogn' it


wtfishapp3ningH3r3

Having worked in most every kind of restaurant over the past decade or so, from a dishwasher at hooters to bartending and serving fine dining in nyc, I have seen absolutely disgusting things happen to the food you eat, the utensils you put in your mouth, the glasses you sip from and napkins you wipe your face with…in EVERY SINGLE PLACE. And this is why I almost never eat out anywhere, I have low level ptsd from what I have seen over the years.


RZZ_neloh

Elaborate


wtfishapp3ningH3r3

Worst one I remember. Fine dining establishment in the Hamptons out in Suffolk County, LI The head chef was an alcoholic who would often drink himself unconscious by 5pm. Sous chef is a massive 6’5” 300lb+ , cocain breathing, sweaty mound of hair. The sous chef understandably doesn’t appreciate the head chef’s behavior as he is constantly having to run the show whenever the head chef went over his limits. Every single time the head chef would pass out (which was almost daily) and leave him to the kitchen, this giant mass of sweat and hair would calmly state “I’m going to ‘tabernacle’ these fuckers”…….so his fucking definition of “tabernacle” entailed him rubbing basically any cut of meat he had to cook through his taint first (for anyone doubting these physical maneuvers with your uncooked meats, try on any standard pair of chef pants, this basically guy wore a parachute around his waist) It’s insanely disgusting in general but to truly understand how bad it was you would have to see this guy. Pretty sure he would sweat mayonnaise on a good day and you knew your nostrils would be violently assaulted if you got to close. I honestly didn’t want to know what else he did to other food items. No one in the kitchen or front of house ever said a fucking word, no manager acknowledged this and I worked there for two summers. The money was too good for everyone, including myself, to ever say or do anything imo. Average cost for two was easily around $1,000. The owners were almost never there and the Head Chef was too far gone to notice or let alone care. I believe it was the latter. I had seen some grimy shit at the corporate restaurant chains and standard dining establishments. But to see it at this kind of restaurant really got to me. Nowhere was safe and as I continued to bartend and serve in a variety of restaurants, I have seen it all. Food dropped and/or thrown on the floor before being plated, wether it was an accident or on purpose. Countless utensils just being rinsed in dirty or plain water, no soap. Spit, ejaculate, feces, pubic hair and all the other shit you “only see in movies” all make their way into someone’s food. Dirty ice, abysmal sanitation in the kitchen and storage, mold, rodents, insects, debris, dandruff, sweat, scabs, boogers…… I’m not suggesting this is constant or consistent with all restaurants, but I have seen it in damn near every one at some point and time. The vast majority of people in this industry are treated and paid like shit by owners and customers alike. If you think the guy working three dishwashing jobs to barely makes rent gives a fuck about your health, you’re a dipshit. The servers and bartenders hustling their ass off all over a restaurant for entitled Karen’s and obnoxious college shit heads for less than minimum wage and then getting tipped 10 and 15% over and over eventually stop caring. The burnt out managers and GM’s who have been stuck in the industry way too long just to get health insurance definitely stop caring at a certain point as well. I believe in karma to an extent and don’t partake in these acts. But I certainly have in the past and I know it goes on almost everywhere at some point. The majority of my friends and family assume I don’t go out to eat very often because I work in the industry, which isn’t entirely wrong. But this, this is the real reason why I rarely eat at restaurants.


yo_les_noobs

Is there a sub for these restaurant stories?


wtfishapp3ningH3r3

Not sure but that would be a great idea. Even being in the industry, I still get captivated by restaurant insiders and their stories


Terralist

Oh... Oh my God I have no words... Well now I only wonder what the fuck they put in my food at the Chinese restaurant I was a week ago... Well I'm never going to go out dining again. Thank you for the warnings


wtfishapp3ningH3r3

I mean I have a lot of friends in the industry that make it part of their lifestyle to eat out despite knowing all of this first hand. Some are just desensitized and for most, out of sight out of mind suits them well in this area of life. I on the other hand had the same reaction and thoughts as you. Learning to cook is a great skill to have and it saves me a ton of money anyway!


quotesthesimpsons

I worked in restaurants for 20 fucking years and never ever saw anything remotely like this occur ever. Not fucking once. Maybe the bullshit OP is describing is just how yankees act.


Kevo4twenty

I washed the dishes at pizza hut and cooked and delivered as a teen that didn’t care and smoked pot…. I hated customers but I put love into my food and made sure the dishes were clean bc I hate doing dishes I’m ocd… jeez I wasn’t the best but damn I hate reading this


wtfishapp3ningH3r3

When I got into my mid 20’s and “growing up” a bit more I never did nasty shit like that. What goes around comes around is what I believe and it’s just fucked up to intentionally do that stuff to another person, regardless of what they might have done. I have gotten to work with and for some genuinely good people too, but it’s unfortunately not too common in my own experience’s. I’m glad to hear stories like yours, the world needs way more people like you


gingerminge85

I worked in the industry for 15+ years & only fucked with someone's food once. Cop came into the restaurant & harassed a 16 year old about her bra size & touched her ass. I kicked his chicken wings down the galley & played hacky sack with them in the employee bathroom.


wtfishapp3ningH3r3

What goes around comes around as they say. Some people definitely deserve it, some people definitely do not.


scaredUnderAblanket

Elaborate


CherryWhal3

r/cursedvideos That could easily be a period dog


Soviet_Soyuz

It just needed some spicy ketchup


CherryWhal3

r/cursedcomments Deplorable text


CrazyGamerMYT

Whats the place called, asking for a friend


Primary-Structure-41

SAME asap


[deleted]

The dime cafe


czly917

Bitch is nasty.


Xombie710

Imagine that talk with your manager


smilesfuck

Is this one of those new hot dogs made of fish? Or did you cook it with the fish?


ChiTown1990

Nah just lathered it with some fish oil


BRAINWURMZ

Wtf is the backstory to this?


Classic-Airline-2386

Customer was being annoying or something


RealityandPancakes

I like that she wipes her hand off before going for the ketchup


opoussumawsome

I like the way she checks to make sure it's evenly coated. That's professionalism right there.


Duprie

Perhaps it was frozen and she is defrosting it and doing the customer a favour! People Always immediately wanna judge!


Pikachubob8

The fact that this came up when I sorted through controversial Is proof that people don't understand jokes anymore


creampieyourself

Why did my post get taken down 8hrs ago [my post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/pv7ibp/maybe_it_was_a_special_request/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Slippn_Jimmy

Let me get one of your finest twat dogs, please


timmy30274

eww gross and wont she get infected from food being in her vagina?


Dysto_

I will take your entire stock


Macro-penis

Humans are so fucking weird.


DaftPunksLoveChild

What the fuck.


assassinros666

What the fuck.🤮


Leroy_8

This is fucking gross


Ropya

Vomited in my mouth a bit.


marc49111

Where is this disgusting establishment? Like exact location .. asking for a friend


Jason-29

I’m going there to complain about my hot dog being too dry.


NebulosQ

That's so fucking disgusting but it did gave me a boner.


Jcrystal82

Ugh and you liking it made me ashamed and 💦 why can’t I just like nice guys!?!


dufflebagboye

I’m listening


Original_Sample891

Ho Lee fuk


lamps4dayz

Sum ting wong


BadnewzSHO

Wi Tu Low


mtgmaxer

Bang Ding Ow


dasmikkimats

RIP Flight 214.


Fremue

Imagine you get an STD from shit like this…


Psk499

Every day we stray further from god


bubbahotep8

"I asked for mustard on my hot dog, not tartar sauce"


alwayshammered

That’s disgusting. Ketchup DOES NOT belong on a hot dog


shieldsy27

She's the wurst


docrohan

Joke's on you I'm into that shit


zappawizard

I keep hoping to see an uncensored version


melantonpsn

Reminds me of the anime where she had special cookies made for one guy. Gave a weird aftertaste.


Nanika_x

I just gagged


HORAMAN76

Yea that’s enough internet for today


DailYxDosE

And she faced no consequences aside from being fired. Should be sexual assault on top of tampering with food.