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Easy-Ad-2469

My IQ is just 1 less than the first person to reply.


Mark_luckerberg

Infinity - 1


Easy-Ad-2469

Infinity - 1 is basically just infinity.


fiendtrix

But one less.


[deleted]

Someone didn't passed maths


SettingsSet

That’s sentence won’t give you a high IQ score


sbbsushil

Maths passed him


eloooooooo

Neither will yours


SettingsSet

Oh fuck


raoob

Someone didn’t pass English.


Dense-Air-4102

Someone didn't pass english No offense just wanted to join in on the joke


raoob

English should start with a capital E since it’s a proper noun.


Careful-Fishing-3891

Not basically, it is infinity. But it is still a smaller quantity of infinity than infinity - 0... And the limit as h goes to zero... Carry the one.


uglinick

This approaches the truth.


Orisani

Most music teachers go to prison for fingering the wrong minor.


AahNak

69


Captain_thrust

Nice


cmelgarejo_dev

Noise


Humburgur28

Noice


Techpaste

I too prefer my beverages unchilled.


Huge-Grapefruit-8011

Nice


Awkward-Associates

Nice


Draktodrgaonblood

LMAO (High af id say)


Polish_Sniper_00

idk what A abd O are in roman bumerals but that is at least 950


Sharp_The_Wolf

Lower than the amount my fucking balls dropped


uglinick

Is that worse than fingering a relative minor? Asking for a guitar player.


JohnnyASan

Hello world


Bitter-Hitter

110


Exx_xx

you know sometimes programmers pass hours trying to find a spelling mistake in their code rigth


YouDoNotKnowMeSir

Lmao you should see us writing code in Python after a few months of not using it. That one fucking space or tab that’s out of place.


mamkuibal228

It still takes above average IQ to do any programming at all. I recall some professor said only like 30% of his university students are capable of programming. So yeah 110 sounds about right for someone who makes hello world programs.


desearcher

110 is only 6 in binary :(


cmelgarejo_dev

Exactly


Valmond

And 272 in hexadecimal!


cmelgarejo_dev

*makes hello world program in X language* **puts it in they're resume as known programming language**


Panda_2846

Their are eight planets but soon their will be seven when I destroy your anus.


Truthseekingmonkey

80085 IQ


Sal-Shiba

Pfft nice


LeatherCicada87

8008135


Bow1n

r/yourjokebutworse


Kidninja016

69420


Uberchurch_

Real low cuz you spelled there wrong


HunterHatchy

You mean really low, "because" you can't spell either.


Uberchurch_

Damn you got me


comotellama007

Actually they’re wrong because you used a “slang” word and it was spelt correctly. You didn’t misspell because you simply didn’t use the word.


Uberchurch_

Yeah I kinda assumed they were joking when they said that, but maybe not


yeti26255

420iq


IcemanX1511

"There" IQ=-2


Exotic-Stress9869

Hahaha


STUOAYA

An IQ test is basically just a dick measuring contest for brains


WolfLordEdvard

But it matters a lot more how you use it in life, compared to an actual dick for fun sex.


STUOAYA

Yes but the concept remains the same: “haha brain big” is intellectually an equivalent to “haha dick big” in the sense of both IQ tests and dick measuring, despite some of it being for profiling, is also used to flex on other people who aren’t as privileged to have either a monster dong or above average IQ


Rozmarakiraly

Also, if you read a bit about IQ, which is actually a scale created to quantify something very complex like intelligence (which is ofc not something straightforward like length with dicks), IQ is not purely genetic. There is no scientific consensus like its 20-80 or 60-40 nature-nurture (maybe even the concept of trying to define proportions is stupid), but there is, in it is not purely genetic, unlike dick size which you cant improve (apart from ofc like dick enlargement pills and shit).


STUOAYA

I believed it was genetic as far as “survival of the fittest” goes, but you learn something new everyday lmaooo I wasn’t saying it’s genetically passed like penis size, more that some people use an IQ as a way to show off their intelligence, like what some people do when they measure their peen


Flaky-Substance-7239

Big brain go brrrrrr


flechin

IQ over 9000 detected


WolfLordEdvard

May be, but fact is that IQ is just one part of our intelligence, and it, with all others must be “channelled” through the right “flows” in order to make something out of it.


STUOAYA

I don’t contest the fact, but it still doesn’t negate my own. There are people who use IQ as a means to flex, and others who know there is more to human intellect than just the measuring of one’s problem and pattern solving


warmaster93

I completely get what you are saying. Your social capabilities are just as, if not more important than your intellectual capabilities, as well as all sorts of other wiseness / smarts and willingness to experiment and take risks and even your creative thinking capabilities. IQ means very little when you don't have areas to implement your IQ towards, similarly to how a big dick means very little on its own.


Advanced_Ad4361

I don't brag about my I.Q. because personally I believe that's crass for one, and two that social/creative skills and being a decent human are more important forms of intelligence.


bookzwow

2


tempus8fugit

I agree. The term “intelligence” is meant to refer to a person innate maximal performance capacity. The fact that this only includes things like spacial reasoning, working memory, etc. is neglecting a huge section of human ability. There is work to be done, if the model of human intelligence is to present a realistic view on human abilities.


STUOAYA

I never said I brag about an IQ, let alone my own. Hell, I’d be under the impression you’d have a higher one than my own. I don’t believe in bragging about intelligence because there *are* more than one way to express that, I agree. If I have given the impression that I believe in that type of bragging right, I am sorry, that wasn’t what I was trying to do, bro


Advanced_Ad4361

I'm simply saying you seem to be a little too upset over it. I don't think you were bragging just your attitude seemed concerning. Hope you're okay.


STUOAYA

Nah I’m not upset, just having friendly debates Thanks for making sure though, bro


Mark_luckerberg

153


WolfLordEdvard

lol 😂


-YourWifesBoyfriend

A dick is quite important to “life”.


Kvetanista

Every time I did an IQ test I landed at highly gifted but in reality I'm dumb and my life is fucked what do I do :l


DarkmoonPat

Room temperature


[deleted]

Hypothetically if I live in desert with no ac, does that make me smart?


PsyClocks

10


Non_burner_account

298.15?


SimpMurder

*Laughs in Kelvin*


Wonko-D-Sane

And size matters, because you know... Physics....


whoduexpect

I have to challenge this analogy...A lot of modern research has shown verifiable and measurable ways to effectively increase IQ. Contrary to what the emails in your spam filter would suggest, the same is not true of dick size.


monkeybra1ns

200 IQ and 8 inch cock


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Like when people brag about being in Mensa…it doesn’t really mean much.


MLG_GuineaPig

The lower your IQ the likely longer length it is.


STUOAYA

This man gets it


Mark_luckerberg

Then you are a loser in both


STUOAYA

Bold of you to assume I was even a competitor in the first place


antonxone1965

That's what she said


Gaston_Gratin

69 IQ


patrick_sterwart

a sentence and let other guess your IQ


Mark_luckerberg

Sorry to say You are dumber than a 5yo


patrick_sterwart

Good soldiers follow orders


ZeroZeta_

Quick, hide the crayons!


patrick_sterwart

You have crayons?!? I wish I could have written my sentence with those. Then you would take me seriously


German_is_my_name

he can't, he already ate them


MilitantTeenGoth

It's not order tho. If it was a order it would be 'the sentence:' but it's 'a sentence'


tempus8fugit

Execute order 66.


Wonko-D-Sane

good soldiers have an IQ of at least 83... any less is determined to be useless in so far as being able to participate in a functioning hierarchical order https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/37491/is-it-truly-illegal-for-the-us-armed-forces-to-hire-someone-whose-iq-is-less-tha


reddituser69wastaken

How much would it cost to have dick Slices on pizza like salami on peperoni?


Truthseekingmonkey

The cost is the ticket price to Germany


Mark_luckerberg

Man you are so weird , 102


Knife_Man_

Human dicks?


reddituser69wastaken

Yea how much would you charge some 1 for ur dick?


Knife_Man_

No. But I guess you could find one for <1,000 USD from your local organ dealer.


pimpcatdaddy

Ramsey loves this type of pizza.


Ezzezez

110+ takes a smart person to know everything got a price


Colblockx

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!


StraussVito

42 IQ


Yabbadabbadoo77

420 IQ


Successful_Ad_9856

a sentence


Ok_Wait1347

Average iq of reddit user detected


Captain-Sloth

So around 50 to 60?


Iceanybody91

👍🏻 i think you just broke MENSA


Beelimes13

This isn’t even his final form


welleyenever

122


The_Irony_of_Life

Over 9000


TheDillinger88

I love lamp.


RavenStrider526

Kermit the Frog did 9/11 and Big Bird was meant to be a part of the Challenger Disaster.


[deleted]

I think you failed the IQ test


mlamar20

Cum


Mark_luckerberg

200


trvpinboy

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Sibz_Playz_YT

You have been whomst’d’ve’d


NeirodTheSeal

I have 1 IQ


DontAskWhyINameThis

You have 1 IQ


NeirodTheSeal

You've fallen right into my trap, in fact I have 3 IQ.


Cooljay22222

To grow blueberries you first need a vine


Mark_luckerberg

138


caymn

Yes. And then you can make the sought after blue wine. Mix it with white wine and you have the exquisite light blue wine, mix it with red and you have the lovely purpur wine.


Lilpotato101

Will Will Smith, Smith Will Smith? Yes Will Smith will smith Will Smith.


LastSeen3YearsAgo

Entanglement


NewTnz

Before was was was, was was is


AMoodyPhilosopher

Before was was was, was was is.


Trashboat9334

Wubba lubba dub dub


[deleted]

God iq detected, this is not even his final form


Polish_Sniper_00

just 0.000000001% of his power


Logical_Reserve_2641

Lmao


Oskar5707

Pizza is made in a circle, packed in a square box and is eaten in triangles because - - - REDACTED - - - Oh shit they found me


ZUMBAAA

Its not triangles just saying…. 100 iq


Walrus_Morj

Sectors go brrrr


user_6959

I think the word you are looking for is slices


Plastic-Archer4245

I am guessing this will be as accurate as most online IQ tests.


Truthseekingmonkey

Online tests usually just try to sell you something


TaxEvasion1452

111 iq. Finally a normal fucking person


viperyion765

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP !!!!


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Despicable_Huskey17

Good bot


Mark_luckerberg

5000


StepNemesis

At work I do the absolute minimum, that way I reduce my chances to make mistakes AND make sure I still have work left for the next days


ItsSimenNotSemen

*inhales* Æ


BlackEyed_Clan

Ketchup and tomato sauce are the same thing, one is just chunkier than the other. ☝️


ThatOneGuyIGues

I like big butts and I can not lie.


circlesquare55

You iq> 9999999999999999999999999999


UmphreyMcCheese

You other brothers can’t deny


NoDadYouShutUp

I took an IQ test and got 133, which is strange because I am an idiot.


beeppboppp

Recognizing you’re an idiot requires intelligence lmao


[deleted]

I'm in this ven diagram and I don't like it.


usernameaeaeaea

If life is unfair to everyone then life is actually fair


zeek1999

I might not agree with what you say, but I'll defend your right to say it.


ZoobTheNoob1100

I'm blue da ba dee da


HaZeNips

The more you know, the more you don't know. You know?


Benny_G_YesThatsMe

Among us


Kuyi

My IQ is above 123 but below 125. Guess!


GlitzDev

124(-54)


cleanAir101

So -6696?


ne0nr1d3r

Tax is just the subscription of the country you live in, childhood is the free trial.


[deleted]

That's so original, It's definitely not spamposted all over reddit for cheap laughs and internet points


TypeError39

Taiwan is the best country.


spitzweg2

120 IQ and -10875 social credits


Carlos-AMG

+10 IQ 📈👍🏻, -1000 Social Credit 😞📉


Neighborhoodbunghole

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills


Darth_Yohanan

Well I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.


The_bombblows12

-1


GlitzDev

Had us in the first half not gonna lie


rickandree-

Space is subjected to the angle of the observer.


TheFlyestOfNihilists

If my intelligence is measured by this sentence, I probably shouldn't have started it with a conjunction.


sarcotomy

Uh oh stinky haha


jayren97

A sentence


Harpeil

I am Groot.


Helmethead06

We are Groot.


lolmohitemvp

r/suddenlycommunist


Exciting-Insect8269

This statement is false.


Superb_Impression852

What makes a human sentient?


Icy-Librarian-7688

My pp is smoll


Stunning_Jelly9846

There will be significant uncertainty on IQ estimate through the use of this simplistic approach, rendering such exercise useless and shove it up your butt


Sk0p3r

Pee is stored in the balls.


respect-da-bean

Intelligence vs common sense. Einstein couldn’t find his house, so his door was painted red


UmphreyMcCheese

I’m writing this on the toilet and now I forgot how to make poo.


Piccionebasileus

phone bad book good


Marald4ever

If you have two arms, then you have more arms then average.


LawMageOfButts

Pp hard


jozyah626

A sentence


kinutyy

Where banana


Kullix14

I try so hard finding arguments to start with someone online. Loses most anyway.


thereal_DustyStrings

I'm a God dang genius


U_Have_To_Dab

136 IQ


[deleted]

I am a human


Dyl4m

Peepeepoopoo doo doo


majnyx

No.


PepsiColaMirinda

Out of curiosity,is there a legitimate free IQ test available online? I need to know if my level has increased from 21 to 22; it seems to be going up according to my age.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mark_luckerberg

124


Jeremyzelinka

Trump 2024 !!!


SchrodingersTestes

You failed the IQ test.


xX_jacko_742

Pen island is penis land but with the space in a different place