By - Mark_luckerberg
My IQ is just 1 less than the first person to reply.
Infinity - 1
Infinity - 1 is basically just infinity.
But one less.
Someone didn't passed maths
That’s sentence won’t give you a high IQ score
Maths passed him
Neither will yours
Someone didn’t pass English.
Someone didn't pass english
No offense just wanted to join in on the joke
English should start with a capital E since it’s a proper noun.
Not basically, it is infinity. But it is still a smaller quantity of infinity than infinity - 0...
And the limit as h goes to zero... Carry the one.
This approaches the truth.
Most music teachers go to prison for fingering the wrong minor.
I too prefer my beverages unchilled.
(High af id say)
idk what A abd O are in roman bumerals but that is at least 950
Lower than the amount my fucking balls dropped
Is that worse than fingering a relative minor? Asking for a guitar player.
you know sometimes programmers pass hours trying to find a spelling mistake in their code rigth
Lmao you should see us writing code in Python after a few months of not using it. That one fucking space or tab that’s out of place.
It still takes above average IQ to do any programming at all. I recall some professor said only like 30% of his university students are capable of programming. So yeah 110 sounds about right for someone who makes hello world programs.
110 is only 6 in binary :(
And 272 in hexadecimal!
*makes hello world program in X language*
**puts it in they're resume as known programming language**
Their are eight planets but soon their will be seven when I destroy your anus.
Real low cuz you spelled there wrong
You mean really low, "because" you can't spell either.
Damn you got me
Actually they’re wrong because you used a “slang” word and it was spelt correctly. You didn’t misspell because you simply didn’t use the word.
Yeah I kinda assumed they were joking when they said that, but maybe not
An IQ test is basically just a dick measuring contest for brains
But it matters a lot more how you use it in life, compared to an actual dick for fun sex.
Yes but the concept remains the same: “haha brain big” is intellectually an equivalent to “haha dick big” in the sense of both IQ tests and dick measuring, despite some of it being for profiling, is also used to flex on other people who aren’t as privileged to have either a monster dong or above average IQ
Also, if you read a bit about IQ, which is actually a scale created to quantify something very complex like intelligence (which is ofc not something straightforward like length with dicks), IQ is not purely genetic. There is no scientific consensus like its 20-80 or 60-40 nature-nurture (maybe even the concept of trying to define proportions is stupid), but there is, in it is not purely genetic, unlike dick size which you cant improve (apart from ofc like dick enlargement pills and shit).
I believed it was genetic as far as “survival of the fittest” goes, but you learn something new everyday lmaooo
I wasn’t saying it’s genetically passed like penis size, more that some people use an IQ as a way to show off their intelligence, like what some people do when they measure their peen
Big brain go
IQ over 9000 detected
May be, but fact is that IQ is just one part of our intelligence, and it, with all others must be “channelled” through the right “flows” in order to make something out of it.
I don’t contest the fact, but it still doesn’t negate my own. There are people who use IQ as a means to flex, and others who know there is more to human intellect than just the measuring of one’s problem and pattern solving
I completely get what you are saying. Your social capabilities are just as, if not more important than your intellectual capabilities, as well as all sorts of other wiseness / smarts and willingness to experiment and take risks and even your creative thinking capabilities.
IQ means very little when you don't have areas to implement your IQ towards, similarly to how a big dick means very little on its own.
I don't brag about my I.Q. because personally I believe that's crass for one, and two that social/creative skills and being a decent human are more important forms of intelligence.
I agree. The term “intelligence” is meant to refer to a person innate maximal performance capacity. The fact that this only includes things like spacial reasoning, working memory, etc. is neglecting a huge section of human ability.
There is work to be done, if the model of human intelligence is to present a realistic view on human abilities.
I never said I brag about an IQ, let alone my own. Hell, I’d be under the impression you’d have a higher one than my own. I don’t believe in bragging about intelligence because there *are* more than one way to express that, I agree. If I have given the impression that I believe in that type of bragging right, I am sorry, that wasn’t what I was trying to do, bro
I'm simply saying you seem to be a little too upset over it. I don't think you were bragging just your attitude seemed concerning. Hope you're okay.
Nah I’m not upset, just having friendly debates
Thanks for making sure though, bro
A dick is quite important to “life”.
Every time I did an IQ test I landed at highly gifted but in reality I'm dumb and my life is fucked what do I do :l
Hypothetically if I live in desert with no ac, does that make me smart?
*Laughs in Kelvin*
And size matters, because you know... Physics....
I have to challenge this analogy...A lot of modern research has shown verifiable and measurable ways to effectively increase IQ. Contrary to what the emails in your spam filter would suggest, the same is not true of dick size.
200 IQ and 8 inch cock
Like when people brag about being in Mensa…it doesn’t really mean much.
The lower your IQ the likely longer length it is.
This man gets it
Then you are a loser in both
Bold of you to assume I was even a competitor in the first place
That's what she said
a sentence and let other guess your IQ
Sorry to say You are dumber than a 5yo
Good soldiers follow orders
Quick, hide the crayons!
You have crayons?!? I wish I could have written my sentence with those. Then you would take me seriously
he can't, he already ate them
It's not order tho. If it was a order it would be 'the sentence:' but it's 'a sentence'
Execute order 66.
good soldiers have an IQ of at least 83... any less is determined to be useless in so far as being able to participate in a functioning hierarchical order
How much would it cost to have dick Slices on pizza like salami on peperoni?
The cost is the ticket price to Germany
Man you are so weird , 102
Yea how much would you charge some 1 for ur dick?
No. But I guess you could find one for <1,000 USD from your local organ dealer.
Ramsey loves this type of pizza.
110+ takes a smart person to know everything got a price
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!
Average iq of reddit user detected
So around 50 to 60?
👍🏻 i think you just broke MENSA
This isn’t even his final form
I love lamp.
Kermit the Frog did 9/11 and Big Bird was meant to be a part of the Challenger Disaster.
I think you failed the IQ test
You have been whomst’d’ve’d
I have 1 IQ
You have 1 IQ
You've fallen right into my trap, in fact I have 3 IQ.
To grow blueberries you first need a vine
Yes. And then you can make the sought after blue wine. Mix it with white wine and you have the exquisite light blue wine, mix it with red and you have the lovely purpur wine.
Will Will Smith, Smith Will Smith? Yes Will Smith will smith Will Smith.
Before was was was, was was is
Before was was was, was was is.
Wubba lubba dub dub
God iq detected, this is not even his final form
just 0.000000001% of his power
Pizza is made in a circle, packed in a square box and is eaten in triangles because - - - REDACTED - - -
Oh shit they found me
Its not triangles just saying…. 100 iq
Sectors go brrrr
I think the word you are looking for is slices
I am guessing this will be as accurate as most online IQ tests.
Online tests usually just try to sell you something
111 iq. Finally a normal fucking person
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At work I do the absolute minimum, that way I reduce my chances to make mistakes AND make sure I still have work left for the next days
Ketchup and tomato sauce are the same thing, one is just chunkier than the other. ☝️
I like big butts and I can not lie.
You iq> 9999999999999999999999999999
You other brothers can’t deny
I took an IQ test and got 133, which is strange because I am an idiot.
Recognizing you’re an idiot requires intelligence lmao
I'm in this ven diagram and I don't like it.
If life is unfair to everyone then life is actually fair
I might not agree with what you say, but I'll defend your right to say it.
I'm blue da ba dee da
The more you know, the more you don't know. You know?
My IQ is above 123 but below 125. Guess!
Tax is just the subscription of the country you live in, childhood is the free trial.
That's so original, It's definitely not spamposted all over reddit for cheap laughs and internet points
Taiwan is the best country.
120 IQ and -10875 social credits
+10 IQ 📈👍🏻, -1000 Social Credit 😞📉
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills
Well I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
Space is subjected to the angle of the observer.
If my intelligence is measured by this sentence, I probably shouldn't have started it with a conjunction.
Uh oh stinky haha
I am Groot.
We are Groot.
This statement is false.
What makes a human sentient?
My pp is smoll
There will be significant uncertainty on IQ estimate through the use of this simplistic approach, rendering such exercise useless and shove it up your butt
Pee is stored in the balls.
Intelligence vs common sense. Einstein couldn’t find his house, so his door was painted red
I’m writing this on the toilet and now I forgot how to make poo.
phone bad book good
If you have two arms, then you have more arms then average.
I try so hard finding arguments to start with someone online. Loses most anyway.
I'm a God dang genius
I am a human
Peepeepoopoo doo doo
Out of curiosity,is there a legitimate free IQ test available online?
I need to know if my level has increased from 21 to 22; it seems to be going up according to my age.
Trump 2024 !!!
You failed the IQ test.
Pen island is penis land but with the space in a different place