By - Karthiksijju
Bhai me vegetarian hu. Cat nahi khaa saktha...
You can't eat cats Kevin
Sorry i did such a whorish job asking that question angela.
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Chaat lena sirf khana mAt, tumhara vegan-ta bachi rahegi
Bhai, are you ok?
It's it gay of I just lick my friend's dick and not stick it? Meri heterosexuality bank rahegi kya?
Ah, finally a joke that I, someone that has never been anywhere near India, can laugh at
Well, what if she's vegan?
You know what I meant.
Subway: Eat Fresh
I didnt known they served seafood
They do serve tuna
They Serve 6 Inches.
Accha chalta hun
duaon mein yaad rakhna
That chick has watched too much porn.
I always thought 15 inch was normal. Sirf me hi hu kya itna balwan?
Bsdk ghoda hai kya?
Big dong energy
Sir aap cm aur inches me confused ho
Bhai metric system padho 1 baar
Inch ka baat horra.. centimetre ni
And yeh animal abuse ko promote kar rahi hai
Modi : ye PETA wala hai kya.
Sirji maa kasam mein nahi pita
Didn't get the vibe of a bio, felt more like a cutoff xD 👀
Mera ST quota he, 2 inch se bhi ho jayega
Are bhai bhai bhai
Privatization krenge kch saalo me fir lete rehna reservation 😈
Aajkal sab kuch cutoff se decide hota hai. 5-6 saal ruko shaadi krne ke liye height ka cutoff bhi niklega.
Jis trah sb kuch west se lekr aati haain, above 6 likha milega bio mein ig. And "has more than \*amt of money\* ", "dick size toh le hi aaye"
Tell her, that her "🐱" should not be a tunnel by now, she should be fit af, boobs big(natural). Unhi cheezon ke baare mein bolo jinka tum ghanta kuch nhi kr skte, jo natural haain.
Then you would become a target of all the "feminists" for body shaming a female
Are bhai freshers ko naukri milti hi nhi hai
Bhai mein 6 feet tall hu. Can I still swipe right?
6 feet is the same as 3.66 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.
i mean... you're not wrong
Ha bhai but only if u can eat the 🐱.
Na bhai hum billiyo ko nahi khate. Pure veg hai hum🌚😂😂
6 inch tall chahiye.
Phir khud ko hi andar ghusana padega, like poora shareer
Vo neeche waale height ki baat Kar rahi hai :)
Samjha mein. I was kidding 😂😂
His name is Manish and he's does not have a vagina. You're welcome
India ka avg hi 4in hai iss madam ko 6in chahiye
Bada comfortable mehsus hota aise comment dekhke. Award hota to de deta.
I gotchu bro
Mera 15 inch h bhai
Cm aur inch mei fark hai bava….krupaya fir se measure karein.
15 cm bhi bohot hota hai...
15 cm is 5.91 inches
Bhai speaking the truth
Mai wapas aaya tere ko award dene ke liye
6 feet, 6 inch, 6 pack abs, aab 6 ka khel hai aajkal XD
Well more and more indian women are trying to date someone outside the Indian race... I see sub Saharans living in india with Indian girlfriends all the time.
Par bhai comment padh ke acha laga. I needed to see this.
sub saharans? could you explain what that means, i've read that for the first time
People who live south of Sahara desert in Africa, basically Black ppl he means to say.
North of Sahara ppl have a more Arabic appearance
Arabs and blacks have the largest avg dick size. Dayum makes sense now lmao
Well yes.. there is a power shift occurring in the sexual market place boys... we need to hope that an Indian medical researcher finds a way for sustainable penis extension surgery.
What power shift are you referring to?
More and more women are seeking men from other races with bigger weiner and better genes.
Arey nahi bhai. Sirf lawde ke size ke liye pagal hote to aaj 90% indian population exist nahi karte. This is the problem with today's generation being obsessed with porn. Women expect men to have a horse cock and men expect women to have melon sized titties and a massive ass. I can vividly assure you that most men who think they are 'small' are perfectly normal.
Also a few more things, penis extension surgery is not what you think it is. Penis extension will not give you a larger penis, it aims at reducing the fat between your pelvis and crotch so your penis 'looks' a little lengthy but its still the same size.
Aur rahi baat un ladkiyon ki who prefer larger dicks, there's no need to feel insecure about them. Its their preference and thats fine.
Well truth be told I got 99 different reasons that women find me repulsive and a small weiner just makes them 100. Tbh at this point it doesn't make a difference... doesnt even bother me anymore. Since I've been on reditt there is a whole new world of porn I have discovered that keeps me empty.
What on earth
I thought it was 5.4 in
Bhai tuje Kalakand khilata hun. Mera atleast avg size Tu hain.
Wait am I supposed to be an Indian girl on tinder or is this sub about Indian girls on tinder?
Nice long fingers.
I just noticed after your comment and they look scary
Me too. God, it's freaky.
With trimmed and nicely filed nails.
I was about to say she can get my 6 inches as long as she can put her 6 inch finger in my ass!
6 inches is 15.24 cm
That's what she said.
Ngl my average is more than 5.5 but once when I was doing some teen shit, I measured it and it was nearly 15cms! So I can swipe right?
You might have pressed the scale against your croch area which is squishy, so it adds more cms to the measurement, human error.
Thats how you measure the perfect penis size. With the ruler pressed against your pelvis.
Oh okay, damn, feels great to know that.
Dont stress over the dick size bro. Wo insecurity main bhi face kar rha hun, but it gets better when you know more about stuff.
Yeah I am not concerned about that, I think it's pretty good, just adds a bit to my confidence. I am gonna join college this year, and dating is not my priority.
Sure, if that helps.
How it feels to pass the cutoff for the first time.
That too being someone from "general category"
Frankly that's reasonable expectation.
And she's stating them quite frankly too. Respect.
Well if you're looking for ONS or FWB might as well.
Phir apna toh kam khallas!!!
6 inches? Goddamn these woman are expecting too much these days
Damn I almost missed the cut by 4 inches
4 inches is 10.16 cm
These aren’t unrealistic expectations for once. 6” is average in most places and you should know how to please your woman with your mouth lol
I find myself saying 'sorry' a lot ...I think that makes me a keeper
Would've given you an award if I had one. Freaking hilarious
You are a keeper 😉
Thats a different species
Bharatiya mardon ne inki naak itni unchi kar di hai ki inki aankhein zmeen pr aati hi nahi.
Bhai ab gareeb aadmi kare to kare kya
Self esteem ki ma mat chudayo yaar in sb ke chalte, duniya bhar mein vaise bhi bdnaam hai hum horniness ke karan.
Those are some chudail looking fingers.
7 inches me:
7 inches is the length of approximately 0.78 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.
Damn dude 🤣
Lol that's hard🤣🤣
I have a 12 inch vertical and a 4 inch horizontal
That's your foot genius..
Ye kya bawasir bio Bana di hai
She is a keeper
Of what your babies
Ye koi randikhana hai??!
So are pickup lines not required on such women?
Bruh... where are these girls when I go back to bengaluru??
Bruh. whither art these girls at which hour i wend back to bengaluru??
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Damn, where can I apply
Is six inches considered good?
Bumble has a dark mode ?
Wait what bumble has a light mode?
* Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme *
Say yes to all and turn up with a subway sub, eating it in front of her.
only 6? sheeesh