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[deleted]

Bhai me vegetarian hu. Cat nahi khaa saktha...


anshj21

You can't eat cats Kevin


etrob90

Sorry i did such a whorish job asking that question angela.


Moms_Sphagetti

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rextob

Chaat lena sirf khana mAt, tumhara vegan-ta bachi rahegi


[deleted]

Bhai, are you ok?


Mine_Knight

It's it gay of I just lick my friend's dick and not stick it? Meri heterosexuality bank rahegi kya?


AerialSnack

Ah, finally a joke that I, someone that has never been anywhere near India, can laugh at


Mynameisaarav

Chinese*


the_poignant_punster

Well, what if she's vegan?


__gg_

Wait what?


the_poignant_punster

You know what I meant.


sawalerapgod69

Subway: Eat Fresh


mobpsycho69

I didnt known they served seafood


ummIamNotCreative

They do serve tuna


sawalerapgod69

They Serve 6 Inches.


spiritualgangstaww

"At least" Accha chalta hun duaon mein yaad rakhna


themo98

That chick has watched too much porn.


frrrrrro

I always thought 15 inch was normal. Sirf me hi hu kya itna balwan?


iskanewton

Bsdk ghoda hai kya?


Aridaman21

Big dong energy


WindingSarcasm

Sir aap cm aur inches me confused ho


ya26anand

Bhai metric system padho 1 baar


ShivamJha01

Inch ka baat horra.. centimetre ni


Thelazytimelord257

And yeh animal abuse ko promote kar rahi hai


Karthiksijju

Modi : ye PETA wala hai kya.


Relative-Bank-1258

Sirji maa kasam mein nahi pita


Thelazytimelord257

Nahi nahi


XDALovers

Didn't get the vibe of a bio, felt more like a cutoff xD 👀


PapaGlozzy

Mera ST quota he, 2 inch se bhi ho jayega


SituationExtension29

Are bhai bhai bhai


ya26anand

Privatization krenge kch saalo me fir lete rehna reservation 😈


Aridaman21

Aajkal sab kuch cutoff se decide hota hai. 5-6 saal ruko shaadi krne ke liye height ka cutoff bhi niklega.


[deleted]

Sadly, yep


Goldmansachs3030

Jis trah sb kuch west se lekr aati haain, above 6 likha milega bio mein ig. And "has more than \*amt of money\* ", "dick size toh le hi aaye" Tell her, that her "🐱" should not be a tunnel by now, she should be fit af, boobs big(natural). Unhi cheezon ke baare mein bolo jinka tum ghanta kuch nhi kr skte, jo natural haain.


Aridaman21

Then you would become a target of all the "feminists" for body shaming a female


Any-Variation

Are bhai freshers ko naukri milti hi nhi hai


Thelazytimelord257

Bhai mein 6 feet tall hu. Can I still swipe right?


useles-converter-bot

6 feet is the same as 3.66 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.


Thelazytimelord257

:O


protodude222

i mean... you're not wrong r/angryupvote


Karthiksijju

Ha bhai but only if u can eat the 🐱.


Thelazytimelord257

Na bhai hum billiyo ko nahi khate. Pure veg hai hum🌚😂😂


belt-e-belt

6 inch tall chahiye.


throwrapfb

Phir khud ko hi andar ghusana padega, like poora shareer


RaideNGoDxD

Vo neeche waale height ki baat Kar rahi hai :)


Thelazytimelord257

Samjha mein. I was kidding 😂😂


holly9116

His name is Manish and he's does not have a vagina. You're welcome


Danny_DeVito_Nipples

India ka avg hi 4in hai iss madam ko 6in chahiye


juniortedbundy

Bada comfortable mehsus hota aise comment dekhke. Award hota to de deta.


BasedKhatri

I gotchu bro


frrrrrro

Mera 15 inch h bhai


NukaKama25

Cm aur inch mei fark hai bava….krupaya fir se measure karein.


juniortedbundy

15 cm bhi bohot hota hai...


converter-bot

15 cm is 5.91 inches


Relative-Bank-1258

Bhai speaking the truth


beingstoic97

Mai wapas aaya tere ko award dene ke liye


[deleted]

6 feet, 6 inch, 6 pack abs, aab 6 ka khel hai aajkal XD


yaman-rawat

6 figures


Inf3rn0_exile

Well more and more indian women are trying to date someone outside the Indian race... I see sub Saharans living in india with Indian girlfriends all the time. Par bhai comment padh ke acha laga. I needed to see this.


PapaGlozzy

sub saharans? could you explain what that means, i've read that for the first time


bigbrother_ED

People who live south of Sahara desert in Africa, basically Black ppl he means to say. North of Sahara ppl have a more Arabic appearance


PapaGlozzy

Arabs and blacks have the largest avg dick size. Dayum makes sense now lmao


Inf3rn0_exile

Well yes.. there is a power shift occurring in the sexual market place boys... we need to hope that an Indian medical researcher finds a way for sustainable penis extension surgery.


PapaGlozzy

What power shift are you referring to?


Inf3rn0_exile

More and more women are seeking men from other races with bigger weiner and better genes.


PapaGlozzy

Arey nahi bhai. Sirf lawde ke size ke liye pagal hote to aaj 90% indian population exist nahi karte. This is the problem with today's generation being obsessed with porn. Women expect men to have a horse cock and men expect women to have melon sized titties and a massive ass. I can vividly assure you that most men who think they are 'small' are perfectly normal. Also a few more things, penis extension surgery is not what you think it is. Penis extension will not give you a larger penis, it aims at reducing the fat between your pelvis and crotch so your penis 'looks' a little lengthy but its still the same size. Aur rahi baat un ladkiyon ki who prefer larger dicks, there's no need to feel insecure about them. Its their preference and thats fine.


Inf3rn0_exile

Well truth be told I got 99 different reasons that women find me repulsive and a small weiner just makes them 100. Tbh at this point it doesn't make a difference... doesnt even bother me anymore. Since I've been on reditt there is a whole new world of porn I have discovered that keeps me empty.


Pheonixeye_1

What on earth


recklesrelentlesgod2

I thought it was 5.4 in


MasterFurious1

Bhai tuje Kalakand khilata hun. Mera atleast avg size Tu hain.


Savekennedy

Wait am I supposed to be an Indian girl on tinder or is this sub about Indian girls on tinder?


frrrrrro

Both.


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purple_butterfly21

Nice long fingers.


spiritualgangstaww

I just noticed after your comment and they look scary


sammndl10

Me too. God, it's freaky.


OpinionatedSalt

With trimmed and nicely filed nails.


[deleted]

I was about to say she can get my 6 inches as long as she can put her 6 inch finger in my ass!


converter-bot

6 inches is 15.24 cm


Boring-Working-5509

That's what she said.


suckerz_austin

Catfish


akashlanka

Totally.


Pervy_Indian_WEEB

Ngl my average is more than 5.5 but once when I was doing some teen shit, I measured it and it was nearly 15cms! So I can swipe right?


Pheonixeye_1

You might have pressed the scale against your croch area which is squishy, so it adds more cms to the measurement, human error.


PapaGlozzy

Thats how you measure the perfect penis size. With the ruler pressed against your pelvis.


Pheonixeye_1

Oh okay, damn, feels great to know that.


PapaGlozzy

Dont stress over the dick size bro. Wo insecurity main bhi face kar rha hun, but it gets better when you know more about stuff.


Pheonixeye_1

Yeah I am not concerned about that, I think it's pretty good, just adds a bit to my confidence. I am gonna join college this year, and dating is not my priority.


PapaGlozzy

Sure, if that helps.


Suitable_Captain_35

How it feels to pass the cutoff for the first time.


[deleted]

That too being someone from "general category"


Ruthlessruth77

Chinese confirmed


beartobeast

Frankly that's reasonable expectation.


benjamin-unbutton

And she's stating them quite frankly too. Respect.


beartobeast

Well if you're looking for ONS or FWB might as well.


ssb_ngp

Phir apna toh kam khallas!!!


PapaGlozzy

6 inches? Goddamn these woman are expecting too much these days


plabanroy69_

Damn I almost missed the cut by 4 inches


converter-bot

4 inches is 10.16 cm


Divide_Interesting

These aren’t unrealistic expectations for once. 6” is average in most places and you should know how to please your woman with your mouth lol


Apprehensive_Run4645

I find myself saying 'sorry' a lot ...I think that makes me a keeper


pobodysnerfect563

Would've given you an award if I had one. Freaking hilarious


Divide_Interesting

You are a keeper 😉


Goldmansachs3030

>your woman Thats a different species


Rohanrox17

Bharatiya mardon ne inki naak itni unchi kar di hai ki inki aankhein zmeen pr aati hi nahi.


Inf3rn0_exile

Bhai ab gareeb aadmi kare to kare kya


Rohanrox17

Self esteem ki ma mat chudayo yaar in sb ke chalte, duniya bhar mein vaise bhi bdnaam hai hum horniness ke karan.


neuro-toxin

Those are some chudail looking fingers.


Intelligent-Meet2417

7 inches me: Meh.


useles-converter-bot

7 inches is the length of approximately 0.78 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.


Karthiksijju

Damn dude 🤣


Intelligent-Meet2417

Lol that's hard🤣🤣


Longjumping-Back214

I have a 12 inch vertical and a 4 inch horizontal


Arch3type3

That's your foot genius..


princeop07

Ye kya bawasir bio Bana di hai


Old-Entertainment-19

She is a keeper


Karthiksijju

Of what your babies


diehard_pika

Ye koi randikhana hai??!


International_War935

So are pickup lines not required on such women?


zUltimateRedditor

Bruh... where are these girls when I go back to bengaluru??


Shakespeare-Bot

Bruh. whither art these girls at which hour i wend back to bengaluru?? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Abbkbb

Loud and clear


[deleted]

Damn, where can I apply


a-funny-guy-__

Is six inches considered good?


pakalupapito10

Bumble has a dark mode ?


Karthiksijju

Wait what bumble has a light mode?


pakalupapito10

* Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme *


charcoalblueaviator

Say yes to all and turn up with a subway sub, eating it in front of her.


issei01

only 6? sheeesh