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🔥 Northern anchovies on the go!

🔥 Northern anchovies on the go!

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mightyscoosh

With no frame of reference, it looks like they're just wriggling in space.


crinnoire

Just grooving


11equals7

the gang vibin'


forgotmyoassword

Waiting for our krabby patties


JacobJamesTrowbridge

Do you smell it? That smell… a kinda smelly smell… a smelly smell that smells… smelly…


ShockDragon

***GASP***


JacobJamesTrowbridge

^Anchovies… …what?


Owenjak

ANCHOVIEEEESSS!!!!


1Eternallylost

# ANCHOVIEEEESSS!!!!


Napsterwolf

Meep. Meep meep meep.mep meep Meep meep! MEEP MEEP!!


DJP91782

EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT


forgotmyoassword

Callllll myyy mommyyy Mrrr. Squidwarrrd!!!!!!!


MadCybertist

What happens when the big ass whale comes up and swallows them all?


BiscuitDance

“Look how hard I can vibe.” “Man, he do be vibin’”


BreastUsername

Maybe we all are. ...maybe we all are. -Jayden


lm_Dez

It’s very trippy imo - then got me asking all sorts of questions like, if we have no frame of reference, how do they?? How do they know where they’re going??? Then I think I had some sort of existential crisis


illHavetwoPlease

If the flowers rely upon the bees for pollination and the bees rely upon the flowers for pollen and honey, are they truly separate organisms? Or is that like trying to separate your head from the rest of your body? Alan Watts has a ton of lectures that’ll make you think long and hard about what reality really is.


titanuranuss

Alan Watts is wonderful. Nothing is separate. You are the humus, the mycelial network, the infinity of the cosmos. You are the ocean in a drop. Love yourself, take care of yourself. Know your worth, know your power. There are very high, powerful forces at work guiding us and this planet, and all of the other planetary systems and galaxies that traverse our wondrous universe. The great awakening has arrived, the shifts are occurring and this is truly the 'Unraveling'. Be gentle with yourself, this is millions and millions of years in the making. All is purposed, all is as it should be. <3


illHavetwoPlease

You are everything that ever was and everything that ever will be. <3 much love


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

Existential discussions are cool, but now you just sound like you believe in charging crystals with the light of the full moon.


titanuranuss

I've never engaged in that practice and I don't really believe in the metaphysics of minerals and gemstones, but thanks for the input!


OnlyOnceThreetimes

No matter how hard I try I can't see it that way. I keep wondering how the camera man keeps up to then and or why they haven't scattered.


wonkey_monkey

He's dressed as an anchovy.


IHeartChickenFingers

I’m guessing this is taken from kind of underwater drone. I feel like you can see the camera rock a bit as it gets close to each tail.


Double_Distribution8

We're all wriggling in space with no frame of reference.


MyPlantsEatPeople

It's very r/woahdude for me. Totally trips me out in a lovely way.


crinnoire

Northern anchovies are vital for marine ecosystems to thrive, playing a key role in moving food at the bottom of the food web to the top. These nutrient-rich little fish are among the most essential forage fish for predators such as humpback whales, seals, sea lions, brown pelicans and other sea birds, tuna and Chinook salmon! 🎥 Delaney Trowbridge Photography


mettyat

If I am an anchovy, do I have a chance of dying a natural death, or do I just exist to feed other things?


chill_guacamole

Most animals exist to feed things


mettyat

Yep, just wondering on an anchovies chance of surviving being a tasty snack for someone


Awesummzzz

Well normally the smaller you get, the shorter your life span. You only got about 4 years as an anchovy. Seems like good odds you're gonna be food before you die. Of course after you die of old age, you'll sink to the bottom, and then become food anyway


phlux

#***ITS ANCHOVIES ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!***


tomtomtomo

Yep, just wondering on an anchovies chance of surviving being ~~a tasty~~ an overly salty nasty snack for someone


youlleatitandlikeit

~~overly salty nasty~~ just the right amount of salty delicious snack


DrakonIL

I'd pay $.93 with 1000 years' worth of interest for a can of anchovies.


Klockworth

Fresh anchovies aren’t that pungent, with a flavor similar to herring. The ones you get in a can are salted and fermented, to bring out that umami characteristic


Kungfumantis

Most baitfish have evolved towards maturing and spawning as quickly as possible. Natural death aint in the cards for bait fish. I've been convinced that the biggest punishment for people would be to come back as a bait fish. You spend your entire life, including the spawning period, in absolute fear that you're going to be eaten any moment. Even when you find a big group of others that look just like you, that bait ball will get crashed until there isnt even one left.


1ongSchlong

Biggest punishment would be coming back as that deer that was eaten alive by wild dogs only after watching her unborn baby get eaten. Being a fish, even a bait fish still seems kinda chill. Deer sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/px79qs/wild_dogs_at_it_again/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Kungfumantis

I mean they literally watch thousands of their neighbors get mercilessly slaughtered and eaten, deer have some semblance of peace. No baitfish has that luxury. You are always being predated on. Always.


phlux

> You are always being predated on. Always. FOUND THE CATHOLIC!


1ongSchlong

True true. I like to imagine they just live in ignorant bliss. Fish, especially bait fish, seem no smarter than a bug. But yeah if they were conscious of the carnage (now in theaters) around them, it would be a rather horrific life.


WakandaLive

& my pizza & Caesar salad!


enjoytheshow

Or fried whole. Had them from a beach shack in Liguria. Like little fried salt bombs


Snippy_Snallygaster

Probably part of the reason everything else that eats them aren't doing so hot.


Rredite

Me and my boys betting a race to the egg, guess what, I won!


gravitin

Sure, but the world lost.


furatg

This wasn’t wholesome but it’s the only award i had dammit!


PotentialSmell

The wholesome award is used equally often for the intended purpose and cursed shit


poopellar

Cute doggo: Wholesome award Comment about cumming in a coconut: Wholesome award


RandomPratt

Fun fact - the water inside coconuts is pure and sterile, and can be used as an emergency IV fluid, in the event someone requires a tranfusion or significant rehydration. Well... *most* coconuts. Not the ones that have been raped. Those ones should be avoided.


Rokronroff

The raped ones have extra protein in, for those critical survival situations.


redheadmomster666

There’s definitely some awards meant for insulting, like the dunce cap award. I’ve been given it


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Doctor that cures cancer. Scientist that invents space travel. Chef that ends world hunger. Shitposter on Reddit. <— this one was chosen


brianng1029

r/MurderedByWords


Super___grover

Right here officer. Arrest this man for murder


merikaninjunwarrior

*wipes tears*


Mark_Twayne

Oof, gonna need some ice for that burn.


IfIWasASerialKiller

[shiiieeetttt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo)


TheVenetianMask

Congratulations, you were the fastest sperm.


Galactic

Nah, usually the fastest die trying to break through to the egg. The egg usually lets one in after a few hundred or so sperm die at its walls.


fuckincaillou

So we were the sperms that were right on time? Hmm. "A winning sperm is never late, nor early. It arrives precisely when it means to."


lowlightliving

I’m post-menopausal, but this had me thinking maybe I should go back on the pill.


mechabeast

Unfortunately, it's not the fastest one usually, the fastest peck away while some late opportunist takes advantage


ThorPower

I was just gonna say… this brings me back, like waaaay back.


Harvard-23

TURN AROUND ITS JUST A BLOW JOB!


LukeV19056

I opened the comment section to look for this joke


Difficult_Tax_2991

I guess you lost this game


throwRA-84478t

But some of the boys sacrificed themselves so you could get through its walls


Phazushift

The real homies are the ones we lost along the way.


elDayno

Latest researches say that you and the boys are actually spinning


RealSuperYolo2006

You actually didn't win, the "egg" chose you


Rredite

I mean, half mine is the chosen one, and the other half is the one who chose. I won anyway.


Wet_Side_Down

But who won first?


maybethisisntused

No. They did not exist. They only existed after the egg and sperm combined.


MEScout

The wand chooses the wizard


VordaVor

But we are not only the sperm, we are the egg that chose which sperm will fertilize us. You would still be here regardless, maybe a little different if you chose a different sperm...


RealSuperYolo2006

You still didn't win the race technically


VordaVor

Technically, I chose which sperm will fertilize me, as I am a product of both the egg and sperm. You are looking it trough the eye of the sperm, ignoring the other crucial half.


runr7

today I realized I’ve never seen anchovies alive.


maybethisisntused

Same


no_talent_ass_clown

Which kinda makes them all the more relevant, I think.


MrBonelessPizza24

*sniff sniff* Do you smell it? That smell, a kind of smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells…*….smelly.* ^anchovies…. #**ANCHOVIES!!!**


Reynolds_Live

I WANT MY MOMMY MR SQUIDWARD!!!


ShitpostSheriff

*Tiny Tim intensifies*


jengus-christler

MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP


JTKDO

🎵Things that bother you never bother me I feel happy and fine!🎵


Thatchers-Gold

That stench! That heavenly stench!


PhantomSamurai47

"Those went extinct right around the time your people came to Earth, didn't they Zoidberg?"


newmacbookpro

*sweats with profusion*


MislabeledCheese

More. **MORE.**


aroseonthefritz

There aren’t anymore. And there never will be.


girafffffffe

Meep


wax369

Meep


TaumpyTearz

Meep


AutomaticVegetables

Meep


Myu_The_Weirdo

Meep


WellThotOutTwinkles

Meep?


xXbrosoxXx

Meep


TheWaffleInquisition

Now here's the comment I opened this thread to look for.


FoofaFighters

[...anchovies...](https://i.imgur.com/a2RTOag.jpg)


1i_lu

Batten down the hatches, Mr. Squidward!


VektorOfCrows

That's what I came here for, thanks


DjinnGSXR

There are 2 things in the world that smell like fish. One of them is fish. \-Frank Zappa


ThatsAllForToday

That is really cool


crinnoire

You’re cooler


ThatsAllForToday

I am cool aren’t I


o87608760876

That's because you are good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.


toad_slick

That old Windows screensaver but with RTX on


veryverythrowaway

My RTX is broken, I just see wiggly artifacts


Recent_Station_5438

*Futurama intensifies*


rockidr4

That stench! That sweet heavenly stench! More. Moar. MOOOAAARRR


thesithman

There isn’t any more. And there never will be.


DrMrsMonarch84

Came here to reference this but you beat me to it


IDGAFAQ

Same!


NatsuDragnee1

This would be perfect as a phone background!


rrrattlesnake

watch out for whales pls


TalonKAringham

My thoughts exactly. Looks like a great way to end up in a whale’s mouth


Unnwavy

Wishiwashi


Tech_support_Warrior

I had to come down so far for this. People always give me shit because he is my favorite Pokemon along side Magikarp. >!When Wishiwashi was a special Pokemon in the new SNAP! game, I was so excited. !<


SpaceShipRat

What did they film this with not to have them dart away, a robot anchovy?


Battlejesus

Idk, maybe a miniature stabilized go pro? A small human disguised as an anchovy? A small stabilized anchovy disguised as a go pro?


Terrarian3

They heading to the Krusty Krabs bois


Henry_RutherfordHill

🎶 Having a wonderful time! 🎶


ThePherdBeve

I'm so happy, happy go lucky me!


VioletPeacock

Looks like a bunch of sperm racing to fertilize the egg.


crinnoire

[Did you know that the egg chooses the best sperm. Not necessarily the one that gets there first.](https://www.news-medical.net/news/20200611/The-egg-decides-which-sperm-fertilizes-it.aspx?fbclid=IwAR29HAHE4fxFQ0YxGru8ap_C08AzoBW9wpxzr-4Ax_XDOGJNmjiTFlhTQq4)


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VioletPeacock

Wow, I do now! That's cool to learn, thanks for the link.


merikaninjunwarrior

you mean, *i* was the best sperm? pfft..


crinnoire

You were the chosen one


JohnRamboWasRight

They chose themselves because they are both the sperm and the egg.


devildomprincess

Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious, I love you more than all the other fishes! ​ \[From Buffy the Vampire Slayer\]


Rhaq_Garanjy

Hey, I understood that reference. Buffy is such a great show, tis the season the rewatch it for the umpteenth time.


EffableLemming

This is what always goes through my head when anchovies are mentioned!


grapetroll

Can I get a banana for scale please?


LowertheHeavens90

Meep


ColeBitanga

Cum


SquirrelKnuckle

Open comments. Ctrl+F. Good.


sickmorty

Nice to see that there are still fish in the oceans.


animateddoggo

Cute little wigglers!


sILAZS

Being an anchovies looks exhausting as fuck


Arkenstihl

"Let's go, boys! We've got a pizza to ruin!"


Stonetheflamincrows

By ruin, you mean improve greatly.


obtusemongoose59

I just heard Nigel Thornbery say “MMm KIPPAS” in my head


RedmundJBeard

Day 126: The anchovies have accepted me as one of their own.


Mirrorflute88

This looks like the inside of a bottle of hand sanitizer


Judicio

My first thought watching this: Philip J. Fry


uncle_scrooge12

u/save_video


OnionRights

u/savevideobot


BlackMixen

Anchovies are delicious on pizza.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 275,521,205 comments, and only 62,789 of them were in alphabetical order.


crinnoire

That’s oddly satisfying


mangarooboo

A butt can do everything for grass horse in jumping kilts


alphabet_order_bot

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hndjbsfrjesus

A brilliant cat delays eating food, galloping, hiding in jackals’ kitchen lairs, musing nonstop on philosophical questions, reading sophisticated tomes upon velvet waistcoats — xenophobic yet zealous.


alphabet_order_bot

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hndjbsfrjesus

I hate it when my horse's jumping kit gets dirty.


DementiciaMalice666

Odd hobby, but solid dedication.


magic_is_might

It also guarantees that no one will eat my leftovers


redamed929292

They are delicious fried too. Salty delicious snacks


as-nino

Oof. If I were swimming amongst them I’d giggle myself possibly to death. The tickles everywhere!


Loek_vdn

English is not my first language and up until this moment I though anchovies were a vegetable…


llama_

It’s true eh, to them they are just birds in a sky flying through life


Beyblader02

8 speeds


MynamisFulkrum

It's like God brainwashed them all


-SierraModeling-

Wow...


johmcl

Looks like a Yayoi Kusama installation.


castfam09

Bet that stinks


Malikzeeshanafzal

Nice 👍


chaoticpriest69

Just wait till they run into southern sharks headed the other way.


CommunicationInner82

Never ending fish matrix


used_user_yeehaw1

I get why fish swim in schools. The ocean is scary!


treblev2

I’ve never seen a living anchovie until now


egg_fried_universe

What you don't realise is that this species of anchovy is 12 ft long


rae002222

On the way to a can 👽


LakiSuso

Whale food porn


thesleepyplumber

Am I thinking of look who’s talking? I can’t remember. The opening scene I think


TaurusPTPew

That's a really cool video.


MynameisFrancine08

beautiful


Francis_Dollar_Hide

Good, swim the fuck away from my pizza!


tolllz

You can’t see it but there’s a giant pizza chasing them


KasBean98

Tell me have seen the magnificent bread fiiiiiiiiiiiish? Swimmiiiiiinnnng through the ocean wateeeerrrrr!


VerdantFuppe

Poor little fuckers. What a horrible fate that awaits them.


ksmoovatlien

Mesmerizing


Shillofnoone

Boom di yaga boom di yaga


MastodonBackground28

Never seen such a video in my life


DrunksInSpace

It’s an amazing shot. How did they get it, I wonder, without spoiling the fish? I know they use disguised remote controlled cameras for some photography. This “first person” shot is super cool I could watch it for hours.


kushbom

Anyone with their location


Wouter_Smit

mad tripophobia


[deleted]

There has gotta be an incredible amount of crop dusting going on there.


wackychimp

Isn't this a Windows 98 screen saver?


DunderMifflinassoc

Mesmerizing


shaffman2001

The perspective of that shot made me think they were staying still but dancing


theuserwithoutaname

Keep zoidberg away


6362252730

Ahh the view from back in the yer ol days of blastin out me dads ball bag


nobody2000

Looks like deconstructed casear salad.


erkaes

A university of anchovies


King_Kingly

Do they grow any bigger than that?


WhileIwait4shit

How do schools of fish know or decide who the leader is?