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TheAncientSun

"We have to rescue SG1 from P3X 465" "Walter Spin the elves".


TransplantedSconie

Chevron Sparkles locked.


coolcatkim22

"Spin them sir? The elves don't spin."


FrenchFry77400

Why not? I want them to spin!


-ThunderGunExpress

Spinning is so much cooler!


forgot_to_reddit

Fun fact, Santa Claus is an ancient.


SuccessfulDiver7225

A christmas episode with Santa turning out to be an ancient would be cool, but personally I think it might fit more to have him be a Tok’ra that travelled around and distributed gifts that would help fight off the Goa’uld during the occupation and returned periodically to ensure that Earth was still safe from them. Obviously he’s been trapped somewhere for a long time and is in need of rescue. Maybe we could even get an Unas Krampus…


Talcarin

I worship no false gods, I die free!


thephotoman

Santa, kree!


jefforulez

here’s a link if you need one of these like i do: https://www.biglots.com/product/7-holiday-roller-coaster-animated-decor/p810484035


Psychedelic_Yogurt

I picked mine up at Walmart if anyone is unlucky enough to find themselves in one. Lol


orbitaldan

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Holiday-Time-7-Christmas-Dive-Coaster/917103284


roastbeeftacohat

I don't see your review on the website.


d3mon187

Wife was shopping for Christmas decorations last year, and I reluctantly tagged along. I kept saying we don't need any more stuff, until I saw this! I was like a little kid jumping up and down in the aisle, and just couldn't believe it. It's so clearly a Stargate, and I absolutely love it.


94sHippie

That certainly seems to be molded from a stargate. Terrible design for a roller coaster, once you finally got of the one ever repeating loop you would not be dizzy and nauseous


beggoh

Santas little helper #7 LOCKED


NomadMiner

Dial us home santa


miragen125

My guess : The Chinese factory wanted to save money so they used the mold of a old Stargate toy.


94sHippie

I wonder what the original Stargate toy was.


miragen125

Probably a knockoff


94sHippie

Yeah, I googled it and couldn't find a stargate like that looked like it might have come from the same mold, and gateverse didn't have anything about it (though there is a lot of licensed merch that isn't on gateverse)


Ryuu-Tenno

So *that's* how Santa delivers presents everywhere on Christmas night. XD


SuccessfulDiver7225

There’s probably a ring platform hidden at the bottom of the chimney, too.


antftwx

Elves, kree!


-ThunderGunExpress

Jealous af


CaptainHunt

Rudolf, You have a-go!


KubletX

Jaunt through the orifice


feina_777

Cool


orbitaldan

Once upon a time, I saw all of these together at the same time on the holiday aisle at Walmart. There was also a Christmas Warp Core being used as one of those fling you up-and-down rides. Collect them all!


USSMunkfish

Christmas X-Treme!


prncssbbygrl

Would love to see a little Jaffa holiday scene like that haha


The-Figure-13

Need to replace the music with Sgt. Harriman


MissionComfortable47

Reindeer one locked, reindeer two locked....


the_author_13

Chevron 1 encoded Hohoho!


Koshindan

Kel San'ta.


therealdrewder

It spins, which as we all know is much cooler than not spinning.


CaptBogBot2

Anybody know the gate address for Santa's workshop?


BurnZ_AU

People that have seen this thing posted year after year: Ah shit, here we go again.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Sorry to bum you out with my joy.