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Scrimshaw85

He has a fucking M-60


dusko157

What about that thompson?


Scrimshaw85

Well, to be fair, you never know when a Waffen SS battalion might attack your home


HelpfulPuppydog

Or comes around recruiting...


142BusBoy

\^\^ More likely scenario


DryAd7404

reddit moment


MiniMesBodyguard

Yep the Germans sure loved those American made rifles..


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astonishedhydra

I find it extremely unlikely that they would *fight* the SS


NoDownsideToOutside

They would fight for a little bit bigger paycheck maybe.


2ndtryagain

To bring him a new arm band?


whitetrashsnake77

And is that a 14 year old with an Uzi? They look like they buy their hardware from the Sons of Anarchy.


Dereckg27

These are straight out of a gun crate from the Irish in Sons!


whitetrashsnake77

I thought they were getting out of the gun business.


Inshabel

We just have to develop an exit strategy! And make money from porn.


Scrimshaw85

And its pointed directly at presumably her mother's head


silasoulman

It’s her aunt mom.


Alive-Asparagus8472

But her aunt would be her father's sis... OOOHHH ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise) Well it IS Kentucky.


manbearcolt

I'm not saying True Blood was a good show, but when the inbreds addressed their leader as "Uncle Daddy Clarence", well, that sticks with you (after you finish dry heaving).


juliazale

Maiden name McPyle, I presume?


Courbet72

Haha this.


xPromethium

You do know you can buy a Thompson legally right? I mean it's semi auto but still a Thompson. They only around 5k I think.


kjacobs03

My dad has a Thompson. He’s fired it exactly once. That one time the trigger got stuck and emptied the clip pretty unexpectedly. Thankfully everything else about the situation was handled safely


xisiktik

Gotta be ready for the VC.


phillyboy1234

It's for squirrel hunting


whitetrashsnake77

Where do you even buy a belt of 7.62mm ammo? Is that a thing in ‘Murica?


Affectionate-Dish449

You can get it online somewhat readily, or link it yourself for cheaper. There’s semi-auto versions of belt fed guns like the M60 that anyone can buy, they are pricey but 100% legal. There are some NFA belt fed full autos out there for sale that are legal with NFA registration but they’re kinda rare and obscenely expensive (like $60k+ iirc).


whitetrashsnake77

If he really wanted to impress me, he’d fire it one-handed, with a belt in the other like at the end of First Blood.


blundercrab

Quit giving him political ad ideas and at least charge him a fee


OliverPete

It's for protection. I bet he has a concealed carry permit for it.


FiveNations54

As of this year, Kentucky doesn't require a concealed carry permit.


OliverPete

Maybe for Kentucky, but if he wants that machine gun hidden down his pants in other states he'll need more than one!


st_rdt

Hope he tries to hide an M-60 in his pants after an extended full auto burst.


emerald_soleil

That is freaking terrifying.


jkusmc0800

My question exactly, how does he even have one?


Paradise_City88

Money. You can buy a fully automatic weapon manufactured prior to 5/19/86 if you’ve got the cash. And can pass the checks for it. That stuff is expensive though. Out of reach for most people.


SteamCleaner23

The 12 year old has a full auto Uzi 9mm. These are not normal fucking guns you get at the local Walmart.


readytogohomenow

Yeah. He might need to protect himself against an intruder. He could do it with a hand gun or a shotgun, but where’s the flare with that. (Sarcasm)


No-Vermicelli-798

This god damn ridiculous. This Rambo wannabe needs to shove that thing up his ass.


HawWahDen

I bet you can shoot a shitload of deer with it.


ThrawnConspiracy

It's for when the deer assemble into a phalanx and mount a bayonet charge. You gotta be ready for that.


Tuba_therapy

Shoot, field dress, and butcher with one trigger pull.


sandrakaufmann

Family values


CallMinimum

Buy one AR, get one free! Now that is family value.


Cole_31337

Unironicly I wish I could find a deal like that


temporary75447

You know what they say, the family that kills together kills together.


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welluuasked

>But why do they all look inbred? If the shoe fits


MrDontTakeMyStapler

The Purge came early this year.


theYetiDidIt

There it is


readerf52

Two spaces down in my feed is a photo of five men behind their guitars. Now I want someone to recreate this photo with all of them holding various string instruments, but holding just like in this photo. I wish I were clever, but alas, I am not. But I like the picture it makes in my mind.


ugliestparadefloat

That sounds like a lot of work. Drawing a bunch of dicks wouldn’t be tho


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ugliestparadefloat

I take it back. I just realized there’s a child in the picture.


IdRatherNotNo

I wasn't sure, looks like an 11 year old body with a 30 year old face.


stressHCLB

Or zucchinis.


runforitmarty85

Saw a good version earlier where someone had replaced them with dildos of various sizes... Dad had a big one of course. Will see.if I can find it again


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Nakat0mi_Plaza

Putting the "Christ" back in Christmas. Christ, who they would have gunned down in a second if that commie fucker dared set foot on their property.


MonoRailSales

According to the Conservatives, the Message of Christ has been corrupted by decades of liberal academics in leftist Universities,


bionix90

Of course. This is classic projection. Accuse the opposition of the exact thing you're doing so that when they rightly say that you're the one at fault, you can claim that they are lying in retaliation.


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ockhamsphazer

Not only was he an immigrant, he would have been considered a refugee at the tender age of birth as his family had to escape the totalitarian rule of Herod and his decree to kill all the first born male Jews (to protect his rule).


Bright_Recover_1576

Homeless, hippie, commie with no job.


spenway18

Who hangs out with homeless and prostitutes too!


GotWerewolf

You forgot also brown.


Sure_Ill_Ask_That

Mom is pointing her weapon right at the kid she hates the most. We live in the dumbest/craziest timeline.


Gsteel11

It's her property! She's just standing her ground! ...and he's got a gun!


Sure_Ill_Ask_That

I’ve been told that is the husband of the daughter. So this is legitimate self defense. Case closed Johnson.


trouzy

It’s an in law


Kaida1952

These are the very people that supposedly believe on the sanctity of life, well at least for all the pregnant women.


Nefilim314

These are the same people who complain about gay people making it “their whole identity”.


kurayami_akira

*The not yet born children of pregnant women


Broad-Condition6866

Who ideally would be barefoot and in the kitchen.


readytogohomenow

Yeah. Life begins In The womb and ends when you accidentally step foot on my property


Erulastiel

Impeccable timing. Show off all these unnecessary firearms while families mourn the loss of their dead children in this week's mass shooting. So much for being the pro life party.


77entropy

In their defense, if they waited for a week without a mass shooting, they would never get to show them off.


evolution9673

Considering some kind of mass shooting is +/- three days, no point sitting on a gem like this. Just offer thoughts and prayers if the timing is off.


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This is them "owning the libs". "Does our family being a bunch of insensitive assholes after several families lost what was most precious to them in their lives for no good reason **trigger** you, snowflakes?" Remember, the selling point of the Republican party (for the non-rich) is the cruelty.


demonTutu

Well if you can't show off your weapons on a week when a mass shooting occurs, when can you?


Pototsky

That’s when they do it the most. NRA used to rush to schedule rallies as close to the carnage as possible after school shootings. Amazing confrontation in Bowling for Columbine about it.


Otaar_

"pro life" is actually pro birth. Once your born they don't give a fuck about you. Is it was truly pro life then they would all adopt a metric fuck ton of kids. But they don't because they don't care about life.


reakkysadpwrson

Pro forced birth


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If it was pro-birth it would also include helping poor women with neo-natal care. It's anti-choice.


Otaar_

This is fact. I mean religion is inherently anti women so it makes sense that religious nuts would take that a step further and try to get it passed as law. It's just sad and infuriating


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

"Pro-life" is actually pro-Biblical law. Banning abortion is just one means to that end.


theDreadAlarm

Unrelated... that username is something to behold there friend. It conjures up so many questions that I don't think I really want the answers to.


Trick_Direction9300

The bible stright had a chapter about a husband using a priest that created a ritual that would cause an unfaithful woman to have an abortion


NateGarro

* Pro birth.


CallMinimum

Pro telling-you-what-to-do. With guns.


Dingo8MyGayby

Someone did mention that in [their](https://twitter.com/TimFullerton/status/1467201146271973377?s=20) reply to his tweet


Erulastiel

Oh good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.


UpSideDowner12-14

You know who has the bigger shit-eating-grin? Their local gun store. 💵💵💵


CloneOfAdolfHitler

LGSs don’t carry M60s, UZIs or Thompson M1A1s, Sadly. There’s like,conservatively, 80k of gun on that couch alone, not to mention the possible pre-86 transferables in the back.


smellydawg

Look I live in the South. I own guns. I like guns. I’ve been around guns my entire life. However, this social media, idiotic, pandering worship of all things Second Amendment is so very embarrassing and stupid.


brazilliandanny

Conservatives: “I don’t care if you’re gay just don’t make it you’re whole identity and shove it my face all the time.” Also conservatives: This photo.


bionix90

It is my belief that anyone who truly loves owning guns and isn't using them as a proxy to affirm their hatred for minorities, should be in favor for the strictest possible forms of gun laws.


thickerstill8

The grinning face of fear


W1SC0

Or constipation. Looks pretty similar


Pepperfig_clover

It's something all the online gun nuts can never adequately explain. Like these conceal carry lunatics just literally live every day in pants shitting fear that Die Hard could break out at any moment? I ask how they can reconcile the mentality that their world is so dangerous that you have to be strapped to take your kid to park, with "America is the greatest country in the world!" Either your world isn't really as dangerous as you imagine it to be and America is a pretty great place to live, or you live in a third world hellhole where you have to shoot your way through a McDonald's drive through. Both can't be correct.


thickerstill8

Another option is you want to kill someone and want to be ready when you get the chance


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Here4Memes4MyWife

Mom is pointing the barrel at the chad in plaid


Actiaeon

I'm thinking that she doesn't like him very much.


Panzerkatzen

He's standing behind her.


Nyx_Blackheart

It looks like his may or may not be on the trigger. I can't really tell at this angle and quality


Chri5p

I was trying to figure that out as well. It looks like his finger is on that trigger but I can't tell where the trigger is at.


Harmful_Sarin

Who cares


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RatMan314

You’re looking at easily a cool half million worth of guns in this photo. This is an NFA collection. The majority of collectors keep these guns as-issued and/or factory. But it you wanna bumble fuck your $90k M60 by welding a pic rail on it for your Holosun go for it Google “Transferrable Machine Guns” and look what these guns go for


RedRider1138

But not to buy ammo, apparently.


Beginning-Tea-17

Those are all authentic machine guns, you don’t normally “Gucci them out” and the cost WAY more than your typical firearms and are range toys typically. If all of those weapons are full auto like I suspect it’s an easy 500k in guns. A little steep for a candid shot.


tsnakehips

Why does the cunt at the front have an M-60? Are they hunting the fucking Predator? America is well fucked….


Chester-Ming

He’s defending his home from the Viet Kong


moderately_nerdifyin

He’s compensating for his inverted micro penis.


Ursula2071

“It just hangs there. This little... flap of flesh. And there's so much fuss that we make about it. I think the reason we fight wars is because we wear clothes. Because no one knows–between the men, I mean–who has the bigger... weenie. So. if I’m a guy with a small one, I’m going to build a really big building or take over a really big piece of land or write a really long book so the other men don’t know, right? But see, it never really works, that's the problem. I mean, you conquer the country, or whatever, but you’re still wearing clothes, so there’s no way to prove absolutely whose is bigger or smaller. And that’s what we call a civilized society. The whole world run by a bunch of men with pricks the size of pins.” ― David Henry Hwang, M. Butterfly


dadzcad

Ammosexuals….


According-Ocelot9372

Come on! I saw it. It wasn't that big.


kidkkeith

He's defending his family from skateboarders.


Kattekop_BE

>Why does the cunt at the front have an M-60 because it's fun to shoot?


Beginning-Tea-17

Due to American gun laws if you want to legally obtain a full auto firearm there’s a limited pool to chose from and they are expensive. Basically they have to be made before a certain date. Because of this full auto is prohibitively expensive to only those who are rich. And an m60 is one of the most ultimate flex’s in the gun community


jmvandergraff

Most people in America who take the time to register those types of firearms legally are never the people to worry about using them to harm anyone. The vast majority of gun crime is committed with handguns by people who, legally, shouldn't even be allowed to posess a firearm. White dudes with ATF Certification to own the firearm are, legitimately proven by Statistical crime data, the least likely to commit gun crimes. Usually they're the ones with the most training in firearm safety, keep their guns locked up, and never actually want to use their guns self defense. They just wanna shoot the guns they saw in movies at some targets in the middle of nowhere.


xxtBlueoceantxx

We need more people like you in the world


Panzerkatzen

Because it's neat.


KrooKedRooK92

Rich enough to own what you want. Must be nice.


Shadrach19

They may be rich but they are the epitome of trash.


gatadeplaya

What the fuck are they planning on hunting with those??


Gobbas

Emus.


JackedClitosaurus

Underrated.


leuno

no you don't understand, these aren't hunting guns, these are the guns you need because one day the gubment might come for your guns, and this way you can defend yourself. For about 10 seconds. And then the gubment wins.


xbass70ish

The taliban has entered the chat


fretinator007

Y'allqaeda or Yeehawdist


Panzerkatzen

No, this is a collection. Nobody out there is forking out the money for an M60 or M1 Thompson to fight the ATF. Especially because the ATF is the sole authority on who gets to have an M60 or M1 Thompson.


HomerPimpson304

Your recognize that the u.s. was created by fighting a war against England. Right?


Affectionate-Dish449

Since when was the 2A about hunting?


mrpickleby

Children, probably. Johnny Dangerously was surprisingly prescient when the guy pulled out a long gun and said, "It shoots through schools."


robotsincognito

Joo farging ice hole.


zappawizard

Forking corksuckers


AlterEdward

Votes


sdrowkcabdelleps

Obsession is a suckness


SmoothUsual8187

A suckness indeed


DRxFumbles

Your typo still fits


sdrowkcabdelleps

I think it's better then what I was trying to say


Nyx_Blackheart

An m60, uzi, and if I'm not mistaken a Tommy gun. Can't see any in the back well enough to know if they're not just ar's. I wish they all dressed up according to their gun. Like, front row would be a Vietnam soldier, late 80's gang banger, and an early 20th century gangster. Back row just generic soldiers. Now THAT would be a pretty cool photo.


Callidonaut

That is indeed a Tommy gun, but it's the boring, utilitarian WWII version. Practical, maybe, but no style at all, and let's be honest with ourselves: most people who want a Thompson want it for the style. The original 1921 model - the one with the drum magazine, pistol fore-grip and absurdly high rate of fire, synonymous with gangsters and police in the Prohibition era - is the iconic one that has all the mystique about it.


Nyx_Blackheart

Ugh, you're right. I knew it looked off, but was hoping it was just missing the drum because they were being responsible and not having the magazine in it.


hambakmeritru

Is this before or after the school shooting where the parents are being charged because they bought their kid a gun and willfully ignored very obvious red flags about his mental health that everyone else saw? In light of all of that, this seems 1000x more tone deaf and awful.


mizino

Yes


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HamsterJuices

I thought Christmas was about Jesus? I don't think Jesus would approve of this--


LikeWisedUp

Seeing this all over social media and the news, so it's producing exactly what they intended. They have no agenda other than triggering the left. Period. The more disgusted and outrage their actions, statements, images, videos, etc produce the more popular they are among the base, the more notoriety they gain, the more their donors give, the more the GOP uplifts them. And since the GOP won't hold any of their own accountable, for anything, the further they go, more caloius they become, the truly heartless, hateful and downright indignant they are.


Ok-Enthusiasm-7402

This is the most American photo I have seen this week.


footfixer

Nothing puts the Christ back in Christmas like a semi automatic killing machine.


90Carat

When I say the a lot people in this country have a gun fetish, I’m talking about these people.


_Dusty05

If they were Muslim, police woulda already broken down their door and shot half of them.


doyoufeardeath69

Half? That's generous


True_Replacement_162

I was saying the same about the Jan 6 crowed, if they were Muslim they would have invaded another Middle Eastern country.


Dayseed

Looks like daughter is flashing mom on the couch, so maybe Santa should bring gun safety lessons first. Edit: I zoomed in on the pic, her gun is facing slightly forward.


siddie75

It’s a game to these people. It’s cultural icon. That’s why I find it disturbing that they don’t regard gun safety is an issue.


So_Code_4

Ahh yes just as Christ taught “whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, blast him in the face with thy M-60.” Happy Birthday Jesus!


generalcouchington

compensating for lack of size in the couch department…..


Key-Assistant-1757

What are you hunting today folks?????? Democrats?????? Some guy named Pence???? What's your pleasure???


ArcadiaDragon

Nothing says Jesus like guns....you even as gun owner myself...I can't even conceive of being this tone deaf...also nobody needs to know what I exactly own...thats why you'll never seen me post any picture of.me or my guns


Haitisicks

Be a real shame if they have a massive argument 6.00 pm Christmas Day and all those firearms were just laying around the house. Terrible shame.


WontArnett

Domestic terrorists


TheSapphireDragon

That looks like the poster for a horror movie


bpmdrummerbpm

You need big guns when you look like a bunch of inbred gerbils.


Sea_Ad2120

I would think Santa would think twice about visiting because he might get shot breaking into their house.


texasmama5

The gun worshipping is real.


FascistRepublican

Just look at the many generations of inbreeding.


BrenlikesGoosebumps

You must be really be a nerd if you're holding a gun and still look like a nerd


GordonsAlive5833

These people are gross


timem7474

Are these guns for protection from an invading foreign terrorist group trying to take our country or for traitorous domestic terrorist who invade government buildings?


GrailThe

Kentucky is the state that keeps re-electing Mitch McConnell.. That's all you need to know.


Therealcactusmac

Because nothing says Christmas like automatic weapons.


N-N-N-Noonan

Do most Americans know how absolutely fucked the rest of the world thinks this picture is? Like, batshit fucking crazy someone pissed in your gene pool crazy.


silentE

They would shoot Santa for coming on their property.


Ruenin

What the fuck is wrong with these people?


CallMinimum

They are republicans. Any more info needed?


Woahboah

I kinda get why they're hoping for Santa to bring ammo, that shit is hard to find some days.


South_Power_7954

Love how the dad has to have the biggest gun. Tell me you have a fragile ego, without telling me you have a fragile ego.


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croatoan34

I'm jelly of that m60


MummyBundles777

So who's screwing who currently in this proud Kentucky fambly?


the_warmbeer

Presumed left-winger here - maybe they just like guns? Better shit on them for having a hobby.


Grim_Task

And not a single finger in a trigger. Come on Binger, take a lesson.


maddsgn

… and here we see a small pod of cowards in their natural habitat… they often use tools to mimic bravery but rarely leave the safety of their own collective because they actually fear almost everything… now if you’ll follow me to this next exhibit…


4booksforOphelia

Just IMAGINE if that were a Black family. I feel like a LOT of their supporters would suddenly feel uncomfortable.


Hambatz

Front right is the only one who has a look of this is crazy the rest genuinely look like yeah


wtmx719

*I couldn't find the g spot on a 30 lb pussy* vibes


juliazale

A big fat merry nope! Here’s to hoping none of their kids shoot up a school one day.


LifeFuzzy6693

I thought the girl in the middle was a child for a moment and was questioning why nobody was saying anything


captd3adpool

Okay he has an M-60, mom has a Thompson ... why the hell and how the hell does the daughter have an Uzi??


jordanundead

I hope Santa brings them some lip filler.


MagnusLothbrok

Now whenever I think of the Purge, I'll remember this photo


Kakabub

The Wild and Wonderful whites of West Virginia [trailer](https://youtu.be/AQBiXDNVeSA)


hurricane_floss

Irish /non US here. Do guns like this mean they’re republicans? Also, with big families like this is there some chance they’re like yeah GUNS but come Election Day they sly vote for reasonable stuff like reproductive rights for women and gun control? Is it split that way?