By - Ok_Character8461
He has a fucking M-60
What about that thompson?
Well, to be fair, you never know when a Waffen SS battalion might attack your home
Or comes around recruiting...
\^\^ More likely scenario
Yep the Germans sure loved those American made rifles..
I find it extremely unlikely that they would *fight* the SS
They would fight for a little bit bigger paycheck maybe.
To bring him a new arm band?
And is that a 14 year old with an Uzi? They look like they buy their hardware from the Sons of Anarchy.
These are straight out of a gun crate from the Irish in Sons!
I thought they were getting out of the gun business.
We just have to develop an exit strategy!
And make money from porn.
And its pointed directly at presumably her mother's head
It’s her aunt mom.
But her aunt would be her father's sis... OOOHHH ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)
Well it IS Kentucky.
I'm not saying True Blood was a good show, but when the inbreds addressed their leader as "Uncle Daddy Clarence", well, that sticks with you (after you finish dry heaving).
Maiden name McPyle, I presume?
You do know you can buy a Thompson legally right? I mean it's semi auto but still a Thompson. They only around 5k I think.
My dad has a Thompson. He’s fired it exactly once. That one time the trigger got stuck and emptied the clip pretty unexpectedly. Thankfully everything else about the situation was handled safely
Gotta be ready for the VC.
It's for squirrel hunting
Where do you even buy a belt of 7.62mm ammo? Is that a thing in ‘Murica?
You can get it online somewhat readily, or link it yourself for cheaper.
There’s semi-auto versions of belt fed guns like the M60 that anyone can buy, they are pricey but 100% legal. There are some NFA belt fed full autos out there for sale that are legal with NFA registration but they’re kinda rare and obscenely expensive (like $60k+ iirc).
If he really wanted to impress me, he’d fire it one-handed, with a belt in the other like at the end of First Blood.
Quit giving him political ad ideas and at least charge him a fee
It's for protection. I bet he has a concealed carry permit for it.
As of this year, Kentucky doesn't require a concealed carry permit.
Maybe for Kentucky, but if he wants that machine gun hidden down his pants in other states he'll need more than one!
Hope he tries to hide an M-60 in his pants after an extended full auto burst.
That is freaking terrifying.
My question exactly, how does he even have one?
Money. You can buy a fully automatic weapon manufactured prior to 5/19/86 if you’ve got the cash. And can pass the checks for it. That stuff is expensive though. Out of reach for most people.
The 12 year old has a full auto Uzi 9mm.
These are not normal fucking guns you get at the local Walmart.
Yeah. He might need to protect himself against an intruder. He could do it with a hand gun or a shotgun, but where’s the flare with that. (Sarcasm)
This god damn ridiculous. This Rambo wannabe needs to shove that thing up his ass.
I bet you can shoot a shitload of deer with it.
It's for when the deer assemble into a phalanx and mount a bayonet charge. You gotta be ready for that.
Shoot, field dress, and butcher with one trigger pull.
Buy one AR, get one free! Now that is family value.
Unironicly I wish I could find a deal like that
You know what they say, the family that kills together kills together.
>But why do they all look inbred?
If the shoe fits
The Purge came early this year.
There it is
Two spaces down in my feed is a photo of five men behind their guitars.
Now I want someone to recreate this photo with all of them holding various string instruments, but holding just like in this photo.
I wish I were clever, but alas, I am not. But I like the picture it makes in my mind.
That sounds like a lot of work. Drawing a bunch of dicks wouldn’t be tho
I take it back. I just realized there’s a child in the picture.
I wasn't sure, looks like an 11 year old body with a 30 year old face.
Saw a good version earlier where someone had replaced them with dildos of various sizes... Dad had a big one of course. Will see.if I can find it again
Putting the "Christ" back in Christmas. Christ, who they would have gunned down in a second if that commie fucker dared set foot on their property.
According to the Conservatives, the Message of Christ has been corrupted by decades of liberal academics in leftist Universities,
Of course. This is classic projection. Accuse the opposition of the exact thing you're doing so that when they rightly say that you're the one at fault, you can claim that they are lying in retaliation.
Not only was he an immigrant, he would have been considered a refugee at the tender age of birth as his family had to escape the totalitarian rule of Herod and his decree to kill all the first born male Jews (to protect his rule).
Homeless, hippie, commie with no job.
Who hangs out with homeless and prostitutes too!
You forgot also brown.
Mom is pointing her weapon right at the kid she hates the most. We live in the dumbest/craziest timeline.
It's her property! She's just standing her ground! ...and he's got a gun!
I’ve been told that is the husband of the daughter. So this is legitimate self defense. Case closed Johnson.
It’s an in law
These are the very people that supposedly believe on the sanctity of life, well at least for all the pregnant women.
These are the same people who complain about gay people making it “their whole identity”.
*The not yet born children of pregnant women
Who ideally would be barefoot and in the kitchen.
Yeah. Life begins In The womb and ends when you accidentally step foot on my property
Impeccable timing. Show off all these unnecessary firearms while families mourn the loss of their dead children in this week's mass shooting.
So much for being the pro life party.
In their defense, if they waited for a week without a mass shooting, they would never get to show them off.
Considering some kind of mass shooting is +/- three days, no point sitting on a gem like this. Just offer thoughts and prayers if the timing is off.
This is them "owning the libs".
"Does our family being a bunch of insensitive assholes after several families lost what was most precious to them in their lives for no good reason **trigger** you, snowflakes?"
Remember, the selling point of the Republican party (for the non-rich) is the cruelty.
Well if you can't show off your weapons on a week when a mass shooting occurs, when can you?
That’s when they do it the most. NRA used to rush to schedule rallies as close to the carnage as possible after school shootings. Amazing confrontation in Bowling for Columbine about it.
"pro life" is actually pro birth. Once your born they don't give a fuck about you. Is it was truly pro life then they would all adopt a metric fuck ton of kids. But they don't because they don't care about life.
Pro forced birth
If it was pro-birth it would also include helping poor women with neo-natal care.
This is fact. I mean religion is inherently anti women so it makes sense that religious nuts would take that a step further and try to get it passed as law. It's just sad and infuriating
"Pro-life" is actually pro-Biblical law. Banning abortion is just one means to that end.
Unrelated... that username is something to behold there friend. It conjures up so many questions that I don't think I really want the answers to.
The bible stright had a chapter about a husband using a priest that created a ritual that would cause an unfaithful woman to have an abortion
* Pro birth.
Pro telling-you-what-to-do. With guns.
Someone did mention that in [their](https://twitter.com/TimFullerton/status/1467201146271973377?s=20) reply to his tweet
Oh good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
You know who has the bigger shit-eating-grin? Their local gun store. 💵💵💵
LGSs don’t carry M60s, UZIs or Thompson M1A1s, Sadly. There’s like,conservatively, 80k of gun on that couch alone, not to mention the possible pre-86 transferables in the back.
Look I live in the South. I own guns. I like guns. I’ve been around guns my entire life. However, this social media, idiotic, pandering worship of all things Second Amendment is so very embarrassing and stupid.
Conservatives: “I don’t care if you’re gay just don’t make it you’re whole identity and shove it my face all the time.”
Also conservatives: This photo.
It is my belief that anyone who truly loves owning guns and isn't using them as a proxy to affirm their hatred for minorities, should be in favor for the strictest possible forms of gun laws.
The grinning face of fear
Or constipation. Looks pretty similar
It's something all the online gun nuts can never adequately explain. Like these conceal carry lunatics just literally live every day in pants shitting fear that Die Hard could break out at any moment? I ask how they can reconcile the mentality that their world is so dangerous that you have to be strapped to take your kid to park, with "America is the greatest country in the world!"
Either your world isn't really as dangerous as you imagine it to be and America is a pretty great place to live, or you live in a third world hellhole where you have to shoot your way through a McDonald's drive through. Both can't be correct.
Another option is you want to kill someone and want to be ready when you get the chance
Mom is pointing the barrel at the chad in plaid
I'm thinking that she doesn't like him very much.
He's standing behind her.
It looks like his may or may not be on the trigger. I can't really tell at this angle and quality
I was trying to figure that out as well. It looks like his finger is on that trigger but I can't tell where the trigger is at.
You’re looking at easily a cool half million worth of guns in this photo. This is an NFA collection. The majority of collectors keep these guns as-issued and/or factory. But it you wanna bumble fuck your $90k M60 by welding a pic rail on it for your Holosun go for it
Google “Transferrable Machine Guns” and look what these guns go for
But not to buy ammo, apparently.
Those are all authentic machine guns, you don’t normally “Gucci them out” and the cost WAY more than your typical firearms and are range toys typically.
If all of those weapons are full auto like I suspect it’s an easy 500k in guns.
A little steep for a candid shot.
Why does the cunt at the front have an M-60? Are they hunting the fucking Predator?
America is well fucked….
He’s defending his home from the Viet Kong
He’s compensating for his inverted micro penis.
“It just hangs there. This little... flap of flesh. And there's so much fuss that we make about it. I think the reason we fight wars is because we wear clothes. Because no one knows–between the men, I mean–who has the bigger... weenie. So. if I’m a guy with a small one, I’m going to build a really big building or take over a really big piece of land or write a really long book so the other men don’t know, right? But see, it never really works, that's the problem. I mean, you conquer the country, or whatever, but you’re still wearing clothes, so there’s no way to prove absolutely whose is bigger or smaller. And that’s what we call a civilized society. The whole world run by a bunch of men with pricks the size of pins.”
― David Henry Hwang, M. Butterfly
Come on! I saw it. It wasn't that big.
He's defending his family from skateboarders.
>Why does the cunt at the front have an M-60
because it's fun to shoot?
Due to American gun laws if you want to legally obtain a full auto firearm there’s a limited pool to chose from and they are expensive. Basically they have to be made before a certain date.
Because of this full auto is prohibitively expensive to only those who are rich.
And an m60 is one of the most ultimate flex’s in the gun community
Most people in America who take the time to register those types of firearms legally are never the people to worry about using them to harm anyone.
The vast majority of gun crime is committed with handguns by people who, legally, shouldn't even be allowed to posess a firearm.
White dudes with ATF Certification to own the firearm are, legitimately proven by Statistical crime data, the least likely to commit gun crimes. Usually they're the ones with the most training in firearm safety, keep their guns locked up, and never actually want to use their guns self defense.
They just wanna shoot the guns they saw in movies at some targets in the middle of nowhere.
We need more people like you in the world
Because it's neat.
Rich enough to own what you want. Must be nice.
They may be rich but they are the epitome of trash.
What the fuck are they planning on hunting with those??
no you don't understand, these aren't hunting guns, these are the guns you need because one day the gubment might come for your guns, and this way you can defend yourself. For about 10 seconds. And then the gubment wins.
The taliban has entered the chat
Y'allqaeda or Yeehawdist
No, this is a collection. Nobody out there is forking out the money for an M60 or M1 Thompson to fight the ATF. Especially because the ATF is the sole authority on who gets to have an M60 or M1 Thompson.
Your recognize that the u.s. was created by fighting a war against England. Right?
Since when was the 2A about hunting?
Johnny Dangerously was surprisingly prescient when the guy pulled out a long gun and said, "It shoots through schools."
Joo farging ice hole.
Obsession is a suckness
A suckness indeed
Your typo still fits
I think it's better then what I was trying to say
An m60, uzi, and if I'm not mistaken a Tommy gun. Can't see any in the back well enough to know if they're not just ar's.
I wish they all dressed up according to their gun. Like, front row would be a Vietnam soldier, late 80's gang banger, and an early 20th century gangster. Back row just generic soldiers. Now THAT would be a pretty cool photo.
That is indeed a Tommy gun, but it's the boring, utilitarian WWII version. Practical, maybe, but no style at all, and let's be honest with ourselves: most people who want a Thompson want it for the style. The original 1921 model - the one with the drum magazine, pistol fore-grip and absurdly high rate of fire, synonymous with gangsters and police in the Prohibition era - is the iconic one that has all the mystique about it.
Ugh, you're right. I knew it looked off, but was hoping it was just missing the drum because they were being responsible and not having the magazine in it.
Is this before or after the school shooting where the parents are being charged because they bought their kid a gun and willfully ignored very obvious red flags about his mental health that everyone else saw?
In light of all of that, this seems 1000x more tone deaf and awful.
I thought Christmas was about Jesus? I don't think Jesus would approve of this--
Seeing this all over social media and the news, so it's producing exactly what they intended. They have no agenda other than triggering the left. Period.
The more disgusted and outrage their actions, statements, images, videos, etc produce the more popular they are among the base, the more notoriety they gain, the more their donors give, the more the GOP uplifts them. And since the GOP won't hold any of their own accountable, for anything, the further they go, more caloius they become, the truly heartless, hateful and downright indignant they are.
This is the most American photo I have seen this week.
Nothing puts the Christ back in Christmas like a semi automatic killing machine.
When I say the a lot people in this country have a gun fetish, I’m talking about these people.
If they were Muslim, police woulda already broken down their door and shot half of them.
Half? That's generous
I was saying the same about the Jan 6 crowed, if they were Muslim they would have invaded another Middle Eastern country.
Looks like daughter is flashing mom on the couch, so maybe Santa should bring gun safety lessons first.
Edit: I zoomed in on the pic, her gun is facing slightly forward.
It’s a game to these people. It’s cultural icon. That’s why I find it disturbing that they don’t regard gun safety is an issue.
Ahh yes just as Christ taught “whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, blast him in the face with thy M-60.”
Happy Birthday Jesus!
compensating for lack of size in the couch department…..
What are you hunting today folks?????? Democrats?????? Some guy named Pence???? What's your pleasure???
Nothing says Jesus like guns....you even as gun owner myself...I can't even conceive of being this tone deaf...also nobody needs to know what I exactly own...thats why you'll never seen me post any picture of.me or my guns
Be a real shame if they have a massive argument 6.00 pm Christmas Day and all those firearms were just laying around the house.
That looks like the poster for a horror movie
You need big guns when you look like a bunch of inbred gerbils.
I would think Santa would think twice about visiting because he might get shot breaking into their house.
The gun worshipping is real.
Just look at the many generations of inbreeding.
You must be really be a nerd if you're holding a gun and still look like a nerd
These people are gross
Are these guns for protection from an invading foreign terrorist group trying to take our country or for traitorous domestic terrorist who invade government buildings?
Kentucky is the state that keeps re-electing Mitch McConnell.. That's all you need to know.
Because nothing says Christmas like automatic weapons.
Do most Americans know how absolutely fucked the rest of the world thinks this picture is? Like, batshit fucking crazy someone pissed in your gene pool crazy.
They would shoot Santa for coming on their property.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
They are republicans. Any more info needed?
I kinda get why they're hoping for Santa to bring ammo, that shit is hard to find some days.
Love how the dad has to have the biggest gun. Tell me you have a fragile ego, without telling me you have a fragile ego.
I'm confused. What's sickening about this? Are people not allowed to like firearms?
I'm jelly of that m60
So who's screwing who currently in this proud Kentucky fambly?
Presumed left-winger here - maybe they just like guns? Better shit on them for having a hobby.
And not a single finger in a trigger. Come on Binger, take a lesson.
… and here we see a small pod of cowards in their natural habitat… they often use tools to mimic bravery but rarely leave the safety of their own collective because they actually fear almost everything… now if you’ll follow me to this next exhibit…
Just IMAGINE if that were a Black family. I feel like a LOT of their supporters would suddenly feel uncomfortable.
Front right is the only one who has a look of this is crazy the rest genuinely look like yeah
*I couldn't find the g spot on a 30 lb pussy* vibes
A big fat merry nope! Here’s to hoping none of their kids shoot up a school one day.
I thought the girl in the middle was a child for a moment and was questioning why nobody was saying anything
Okay he has an M-60, mom has a Thompson ... why the hell and how the hell does the daughter have an Uzi??
I hope Santa brings them some lip filler.
Now whenever I think of the Purge, I'll remember this photo
The Wild and Wonderful whites of West Virginia
Irish /non US here. Do guns like this mean they’re republicans? Also, with big families like this is there some chance they’re like yeah GUNS but come Election Day they sly vote for reasonable stuff like reproductive rights for women and gun control? Is it split that way?