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Giant spoon

Giant spoon

MoolKshake_

“Clashes between police and protesters have grown increasingly violent”


casual_xbox_addict

*"INCRESINGLY VIOLENT"*


DerpDaDuck3751

#You mean increasingly spoony


JCOMIXWTLS

the reason why he’s using a full dodge build


RnbwTurtle

My wife said it was her or the dodge build God I miss her


boucblanc

'increasingly comical in size"


2x4x93

Gangs roaming the streets with various silverware


LurkerAndyy

Yeah no wonder.. I'm almost 100% positive I saw King Bach, former vine star, beating in the heads of the police with his large spoon. Truly a hero to the civilians.


TheBigEmptyxd

King Bach truly earned the name King


iHateRedditButImHere

>arrested by the CCP two years ago This kid has most likely been executed :(


CYWNightmare

Nah he just went missing. CCP hasn't seen him since he "escaped from his cell"


Elmo_The_Eskimo

Sounds like he got executed to me


CYWNightmare

No no no China assures you he is only missing. You can't come to China to help look but he's being looked for don't you worry...


punspower3

> increasingly violent *Spoon*


Tolkien-Minority

If you’ve ever hand washed a spoon under good water pressure you’ll understand


FlippinSnip3r

Using a "comically" large spoon to parry a water stream will go down in the Annals of History


RejZoR

He’s not wrong. We all know what happens when you have spoon in a sink and it goes under stream of water from faucet…


katherinesilens

That's actually an impressive feat of strength. Due to the impulse and redirection he'd have to be about twice as strong as the truck's water jet, perhaps more because he'd probably have to hold it at a mechanical disadvantage. Think about how if you dont hold the spoon tightly, an average sink can flip the spoon out of your hands.


funkmasta_kazper

Yeah my thought as well. I'm almost certain it wasn't effective. 100% the hose just blasted it out of his hands and then blasted him. 😔


TKDbeast

He's lucky he survived tbh. Those things kill people, smacking their skull on the pavement.


timfromsweden

What if he turned the *rounded* part toward the water stream. I'm imagining a giant spoon strapped to your shoulder like a shield.


TheSilversky64

Why would anyone even consider using it another way?


sosomething

I have that exact same spoon in my kitchen, but my use of it is far more benign. I have it in plain view up on top of the kitchen cabinets, but it's at an elevation that most people don't notice it right away. Once they do, they're like "Oh my God you have a giant spoon! Has that always been there??" Yes, yes it has, Rachel. It's been there all along.


Constantly_planck

You spelled anal wrong


RockThePlazmah

Rip his annals


Constantly_planck

May they see the saline solution they deserve.


Constantly_planck

Lol fuck that's funnier than my original comment. I love it.


neonchasms

Reddit moment


umbrajoke

C anal


Your_Foleyness

The Big Spoon in the Anals of History


THATNIBBAGABE

aye police can I get some ice cream?


EMPlRES

The anals of history????


piopioppoyoi69

the whats of history?


FlippinSnip3r

the anus of history


MomoXono

"Comically" should not be in quotations, correct yourself and please edit the apology.


sosomething

I have that exact same spoon in my kitchen, but my use of it is far more benign. I have it in plain view up on top of the kitchen cabinets, but it's at an elevation that most people don't notice it right away. Once they do, they're like "Oh my God you have a giant spoon! Has that always been there??" Yes, yes it has, Rachel. It's been there all along.


FlippinSnip3r

Stop lying to yourself. You need it for when a robber with a comically large crowbar breaks in And you dream of that scenario everyday


Robotguy39

“Clashes between police and protesters have grown increasingly violent.” Clearly.


MindYourOwnParsley

Only by a spoonful


teeky827

Want some ice cream?


GlassyPotato

Only a spoonful


StupidRefridgerator

##### 🥄


DerpDaDuck3751

# 🥄 big spoon


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DerpDaDuck3751

#🗿🗿🗿 🗿


TheRoyaleClasher_YT

^🗿


DerpDaDuck3751

Look your emooji is gone and top half of mine is gone


TheRoyaleClasher_YT

That is some r/blackmagicfukery Like how the fuck?


TheRoyaleClasher_YT

Also ^👁️👄👁️


Rafff_WeeD

##👉✨💀✨👈


Holmes02

Ok I’ll be little spoon 🥄


DerpDaDuck3751

^🥄 Its too small to see


TheGreatSaltboy

king bach is a comedy genius, for example, in this one vine, king bach asks his friend for some ice cream, his friend then says "only a spoonful" and to that, king bach pulls out a enlarged spoon. the comedy is that not everyone carries around a giant spoon, so its unexpected when he pulls out a spoon, dramatacaly increased in size for comedic effect. furthermore, in one vine, king bach ist talking with his friends, when one of them drops a 20 dollar bill, and then a dramatic thud sound effect plays, enunciating the dropped bill and how intense the scene is. he then tries to act normal and speak to his friends. he cant uphold this facade, however, so he suggest everyone leaves. then, when everyone does this, he grabs the 20 dollar bill stealthily, while rap music plays to enunciate how cool he's feeling. to finalize my argument, in another one, he pranks his friend by taking the chair from beneath her. then, the same friend asks king bach to come in fore some mac and cheese. when he eats this mac and cheese, he comments on how spicy it is. then when he asks his friend what she put in it, she says to look at the container in front of him, when it is then revealed that she has put raid ant poison in the mac and cheese, then the camera pans out, playing sad music over king bach crying and slowly dying, to show how sad the scene is.


Kingsbrick

“THAT GUY JUST KILLED ONE OF OUR MEN WITH A SPOON!”


FerretLegitimate

Whats better then a comically large spoon? A vr user joining ur heist late and destroying dozers by dual wielding golden spoons


DerpDaDuck3751

How about a comically large chopstick Three guys control one and another three men the another! They lift cops into the air and drop them


HauseMaster3

"...while Donald Trump is millie rocking and blind firing a minigun!"


FlippinSnip3r

Zhong huik


Sexymonke6

Comically large spoon


UntamedRonin

Comically large spoon


prestonfrank480

Comically large spoon!


snekk4

COMICALLY LARGE SPOON!!


DerpDaDuck3751

#COMICALLY LARGE SPOON


jooooonnny

depressingly small fork


DerpDaDuck3751

^depressingly ^small ^fork


joeyMcSemenII

"only a spoonful"


MaNamWumbo

king bach then proceeds to pull out comically large spoon, signifying that he will eat much more ice cream than a regular spoons worth


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

His fellow man stares in shock and disbelief: "How could king Bach do this to me?"


-i-do-the-sex-

>*Man who fended off riot-police with a giant spoon alleged he acted in self-defense after his giant soup got wet.*


Gmeister6969

Illegally large spoon


Xylphin

We do a spoonful of trolling


LurkerAndyy

King Bach holds his giant spoon like a staff during a peaceful protest turned violent by the police in Hong Kong. He's in charge of a large group of protesters. He slams the handle of the spoon into the ground and yells "You may only take a spoonful of our liberty" as he's the only one in front of a line of dozens of tanks. Truly a hero. RIP King Bach. He only needed a spoonful of courage to fight for freedom.


DrDontKnowMuch

How do I see you fucking EVERYWHERE?


Garbohydrate

This would make for the best r/wtwfotmjajtratcab


AppropriateAd5471

Christ how do you remember that subs name?


Garbohydrate

I’m not gonna lie i had to go to the sub and repeat the acronym like 5 times in my head in order to write that comment


AppropriateAd5471

Chad


Garbohydrate

Ty, next level is getting the capitalized letters right but I don’t have the energy


Sir_Axolot12345

When the Water Flows over the Milk Jug at Just the Right Angle to Create a Bubble When the Water Flows over the Milk Jug at Just the Right Angle to Create a Bubble When the Water Flows over the Milk Jug at Just the Right Angle to Create a Bibble When the Water Flows over the Milk Jug at Just the Right Angle to Create a Bubble When the Water Flows over the Milk Jug at Just the Right Angle to Create a Bubble


ChaiHai

Thanks for the new sub! :D


-Count_Chocula-

Ayo dawg can i get some water Only a spoonful


weffsicle

thirsty


awjeezrickyaknow

Reminds me of this Vine I once saw. So this guy asks his friend if he can have some of his ice cream and-


GourangaPlusPlus

Gets arrested by the CCP for sedition


DjPhantomX5

*he pulls out a comically large spoon*


weeOriginal

“Can I have some freedoms?” “Only a spoonful” *pulla this out to vine boom sound effect*


captainfirehair

"My spoon is too big..."


Reynolds_Live

MY SPOON is too big!


reflion

IIIIIIIII’M A BANANA


TurtleNamedHerb

*INTENSE VACUUM NOISES*


IamGHD

Silly hats ONLY


milkrate

My anus is bleeding.


transient_signal

I had to scroll way too far to find this. I guess we’re old now.


doughboyvic13

And now angry ticks will fire from my nipples!


alures

Based chad


Mr_Man_Fred

pay day 2 irl


WaxyGob617

“Can I deflect ur water gun?” “Only a spoonful.” *pulls out a comically large spoon with a mischievous smirk on his face*


Marvelaniac098

Reverse UNO card


taihen_user88888

comically large spoon 2.0


Pacobing

This man was doing the dishes one night when an idea literally hit them in the face…


tf2pyrotechnics

Therussianbadger has made a inspirational movement


MrChibiterasu

He has to kill 100 to get the Golden Spoon, that way he can then set them on fire.


Rockonfoo

Fuck the CCP and Winnie


NOLPOLGAMER

Bad work citizen! -9999 Social credit


TrotskiKazotski

OMG XI NOOOOO!!!!


quagmire-toilet

Xi has resigned due to your statement


MaNamWumbo

And spoon


AlexStorm1337

This is probably a bad idea, I know it's gonna lead to another exhausting argument but here. As a communist? Fuck the CCP and Winnie. Anyone who legitimately wants the world to be a better place would find their abuses of human rights, propaganda, racism, and hunger for power appalling, even if you ignore how they actually line up more with far right authoritarians than anyone left leaning, there are plenty of testable factors that prove they don't give a shit about their people and do give a shit about their 1k billionaires. I mean a lot of this goes for the US as well, I'm not saying their faultless, in fact I'd say they're tied in terms of evil shit they need to answer for, but the US is also comically bad at keeping a lid on it so at least we know most of their shit.


quagmire-toilet

Least racist Reddit user


Chrom-man-and-Robin

You’re correct as the statement wasn’t racist


Southbound07

CCP shill


Love-n-Thunder

most well informed reddit whiteknight


MedicalBuyer

They're gonna need an ice pack for that burn lmaoo


S_Pyth

CCP is not a race


flesjewater

wumao


SixpennyMango

Almost as if it wasn’t racist


quagmire-toilet

It’s just yellow peril shit, super racist


asianj1m

[fake news , unfortunately ](https://checkyourfact.com/2019/11/27/fact-check-image-bbc-hong-kong-protest-spoon/)


The_Berk

[CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhfuuKiTcYQ)


ThatIckyGuy

My spoon is too big! My spoon...is too big!


jwcoffee

“Yo can I get some autonomy?”


NyanWare

Only a spoonful!


DesertRanger02

Hong Kong Hey China can we have democracy China Only a spoonful Hong Kong


YaBoiPM64

Comically large spoon


EJintheCloud

His spoon is too big


Omachamp_4

Comically large, one might even say.


longlogman

Only a spoon full


Commanderz_Derpy

*produces comically large spoon*


rowdy_sprout

If only there was some other adjective besides one referring to size that you could use to describe it


WarFish007

Ah, finally I found my teammate from CS GO who only used a knife and defuse kit the entire match and he still wasn't the worst out of our team somehow..


GoGreenD

My spoon is too big


UsualZealousideal785

i sucked a wooden spoon And LOVED IT


RudeCheese

It's payday, fellas.


melonseed1

“Only a spoonful”


gaycountdooku

my spoon is too big! my SPOON is TOO big!


sureshakerdood

My spoon is too big


NSFWarioAccount

I am a banana


Mr_Monkey_Dad

...is he still alive?


JKinHell

“how much time did he get?” only a spoonful


lmao_gamer

-99999999 social credit


Optimal-Wrangler2190

"Hey Honk Kong PD, can I get blasted by water?" "Yea but only a spoonful!" \*pulls out comically large spoon\*


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Hey China, can we get basic freedom? “*Only a spoonful*”


splooge_spaghetti

You sure they weren’t arrested for protesting?


BatMean6606

This is awesome and I want a video!


riegles

O no


Heckthecooldude

Just like I’m the sink


GentleChainsaw

"Why a spoon, cousin?"


Nostalginaut

"it 'urts more, yew twit"


PenguinStirt

Hey dog can I get some water


[deleted]

Hey yo can I get a vehicle Only a spoonful


brazil2112

This fucking guy...always stirring shit up...


Deion313

Arrested for giving them a "Loving Spoonful" of their own medicine... The Infamous Cereal Killer... legend says he kills a box of Cap'n Crunch in 1 shot... this spoon explains it all.


Make-Believe_Macabre

I wonder if in 2057 we’ll still be sharing Hong Kong memes.


tpayer03

“Ay dawg, can I get some independence?” “Only a spoonful!”


Qu_ge

“Dish out pain to your enemies!”


_FRISK_YT_

He used his brain and he made a spoon to reflect the water


megazrex

context please?


kashparty

The context is that it's fake.


odiill

What a chad


Candid_Valuable

“Hey man can I get some of that ice cream” mr Bach says to his companion eating ice cream “yeah sure only a spoonful” king baches acquaintance says, king Bach emerges with a comically large spoon and a crooked look on his face that displays not only that he has bested his acquaintance, but that he his indeed a man of power, a spoon to big and man who’s brain was to small.


Aimjock

Hey, dawg, can I get some ice cream?


RockThePlazmah

[Ginosaji](https://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y)


ludwigrx

Is this legit? Holy. Hahaha


kashparty

No.


Verto1412

"Can I have some peace?" "Only a spoonful"


ak_-

Legend


LuckyArceus

It’s manga mewtwo.


LordTvlor

Ah, yes. The law of equivalent exchange.


ya-boi-mees

Aye chinese police, *you* want water pointed at you? Haha, only a spoonful *Pic related*


friendg

They made the guy that always joins my payday2 game into a real thing


bpi89

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it…


FodziCz

If it was florida i wouldnt be surprised...


Active_Engineering37

Give em a spoonful of their own medicine


DictatorIsabella

Hong Kong resident: Can I have some democracy? Goverment: Only a spoonfull Hong Kong resident:


bossejr

Only a spoonful


mehdicookies

Only a spoon full


nyashathemak

Spoon! The Flea was ahead of his time!!


Candy_Dots

Can someone please explain the "Super Bowl XI" sign in the back?


Something_kool

Counter strike (+15 dmg)


H0VAD0

One might say the spoon is almost... *comically large"


rose-buddie

only a spoonful of police brutality


HyuggDogg

I’m sure he doesn’t give a fork.


Outrageous-Top6317

"Only a spoonfull." Honk Konger prooceds to pull out a comically large spoon.


Sauron3106

That's very funny because this sub isn't for obvious jokes that are meant to be funny


Hudsony12

Payday 2 reference


kridazor

Water hitting that will leave the known universe


CommonDanger

ONLY A SPOONFUL


NoctotainRose

Should hav3 shoved it up the facist cops asses


warzoneaddicted

Y'all tried washing a spoon without splashback??? The man's a genius


SultyBrah

Imagine being actually arrested for using a comically large spoon


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Naz290

If no one's playing Razormind during the protest, then clearly something's wrong.