By - Ottoboy12
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Sex simulator, this is a big win
Shouldn't take you too long, then.
Fuck you, and take my upvote
I'm sorry mate. Couldn't resist
I’m sorry, *mate* couldn’t resist.* fixed it.
I do believe that would be the objective of the game, yes
As long as he satisfies the other person then his job is done successfully
Yeah. That was meant as a compliment. **wonder dick**
>That was meant as a compliment
Thought u were doubting one's hip motion. Must be on point then
You fucking killed him dude hahahaha
Well one-way or another you are gonna get some
Im fucked because
It can be worse
I played terraria last
It can be worse
I played dark souls 3 last
I played GEOMETRY DASH, and it's literally ENDLESS
Just the main levels then
I just played fnaf... I'm fucked.
GET IN THE FUCKING FURSUIT
At least I can die and will respawn within seconds
Ark survival evolved
*Abberation, just for funsies
Same here! We should tribe up and increase our chances
Now that all the Chinese have quit the game and Meshing is fixed, you might have a chance.
Well I guess all three of us are fucked
But what if you beat the ender dragon? Anyway, you got off easy, I have to collect every Pokemon in Pokemon GO.
Nah beating the dragon gets you the credits. That's an end.
Even the demented Squid games producers would respect the fact that credits is a reasonable sign of end of game and let you live.
Naw dark souls is harder. If anyone out there can prove me right or wrong, rise up.
Forza Horizon 5 I'M GOIN TO MEXICO BOYS
See ya down here boi
*Proceeds to toss myself off of La Gran Caldera at 200mph.*
While also pulling off a mad skid
I suppose you are stuck there as there is no logickal end to the game. ANOTHER WIN FOR THE FORZA
I see this as an absolute win!
Watch me drift by, on your left
Did you know they used to call me the drift king in Mexico?
The Drift King will be racing you
They called him that in college
Oh boy time to do the jeep farm
Go to jail
You play games, straight to jail.
Win game too fast? Jail. Lose game too fast? Also jail.
Hey have my get out of jail card
Pay up my boy. Or go to jail
Clash of Clans tf would I even have to do? Max out my base? That would take like 3 years
At least 5 I think. But maybe if it's in real life u can speed it up by helping ur builders
You can shove some gems up their arse and see if it makes them faster. Or maybe the threat of it...
“Don’t threaten me with a good time!”
Now way it takes 5 I started playing clash of clans in April and I’m almost town hall 11 I max out everything before I upgrade my town hall too
Judo sloth (coc youtuber) said it takes 5 years.
Damn... Kingdom come: deliverece.. This gonna be hard 😭
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well
Just find your father's sword already!
Max out lock picking and then steal end game gear from the armory
I’m almost there! Which armory?
Rattay's one is quite stacked. Be sure to make a stop at the weaponsmith and the tailor as well to fully max out your effectiveness
Dude that game. I was already excited by it before I played and it just got better. Only complaint I have is there’s a few obtuse mechanics but really nothing worth talking about.
Bloodborne, I cant even finish it on ps4, with 300 lives
I can provide tips if necessary i live and breathe BB
Do you have any thoughts about playing hunter style in elden ring? That’s the first build type I want to play with sleep arrows
Idk what i think about elden ring trying to go in blind in from games i usually go str int or dex int builds in ds2 i was leaning more magic same with demons souls so if elden ring has any magic class I'll probably go for that
Canonically even if you die you'll just come back. You're good.
Hmmm yes minecraft
Dream speedrun music *intensifies
You spelt """""""accidentaly""""""" Wrong
Idk why you’re getting downvoted, you were sarcastic on the “accidental” cheating
creative or survival?
Assuming they have OP status, then /gamemode c
I just need to bring a cure for TB with me and i'm good
I’ll see you there partner
Came here to say “catch TB”
Remember to let the rat rot in strawberry
I see you got a plan Dutch would be proud 👏
shouldve played wall street kid
Yep same here...
Animal crossing. Sounds great if currency works like it does in game.
I’m gonna be there a while if it works like real life.
The game doesn't have an end really.
A win win situation.
And he gets to fuck ankha
*camel by camel intensifies*
Immortality? Is that the true prize?
"I collected apples for a week and sold them for enough to pay off my mortgage. Gonna throw in a week's worth of orange picking to get that extra room addon I've been dreaming of. "
Doesn't sound so bad.
Resident evil 4… fuck
Resident Evil 4 VR, same here.
Yah I was also on the VR version
Fallout new Vegas, welp, I’m fucked
Ring a ding baby!
Not as fucked as me. I got Skyrim...
I would so rather have Skyrim. At least I could be a trader in Riverwood
new vegas starts with you getting shot, lmao
you literally can't win
You could say... The game was rigged from the start...
From where you're kneeling, this must seem like an 18k run of bad luck
Dead by Daylight... what the actual fuck man!
At least I play killer
Imagine you have to be a clown main... forever...
He doesn't have to imagine.
Roblox... tower of hell, thank god I’m cracked
But this is you in real life playing it, not your character…
How tf do you complete GTA Online ???
Dunno man. You really are fucked. At least I get an ending... (Does Skyrim end???)
you can 100% skyrim vanilla in 1 lifetime i hope. with mods, no
Rocket league let's gooooo
Ur in the car so easy brain damage
I already have brain damage lets goooo
I'm fucked because Valorant
Bruh, wouldn't League be worse tho ?
That's the situation I am in.
League of legends: *starts hearing a guy yelling jungle diff in the background*
As a Jungle main, I never related to something more than this.
Marta and her pickaxe would like a word with you
You are fucked
No, the Demons are fucked
You're not playing as the doom slayer tho, you're just you
I'm just as eternally doomed as you
Gotta kill the Enderdragon! Seems easy enough just gotta go to IKEA and get a bunch of beds
Hentai Heroes..... Guess I become a sex god
Sounds good to me, also that’s a game? Link, link, I need the link.
Witcher 3. Damn fuck.
i hope you know how to jump and roll
Left 4 Dead 2. Possibly THE worst game to play in real life.
Mine is Doom Eternal... I would crawl through broken glass to beg for the chance of swapping to Left4Dead2.
Nice, not to worry, the biggest challenge in that game is getting lost lol.
Guess I gotta go fight Diablo. I don't have magic or God on my side, so I guess I'm a shitty Barb.
Barbs are true AlphaChads
Skyrim so, just gonna cheese it.
Ayo, Skyrim! We're fucked.
I wouldn't say we're fucked, are you playing the main character?
What the fuck
It's literally squid game but as a video game
I know what this is, I'm fucking dead from this game, And my friends pushing me in lava after the game ends, but imagine playing squid game. In squid game
Just sit in spawn with monty
Osu! How the FUCK i can complete osu.
Fnaf 4... I'm screwed
“usually the first night in these games are never really that ba-“
O h n o
Untitled goose game what am i a goose
Fallout 4, wish me luck
I have to complete Destiny 2. Do I get to do it with powers or am I just Fucked
Geometry dash, well I don't know guys
yor body is in this mecha cube
Destiny 2, I guess I will never finish squid game?
We're both f***ed especially without powers
Rising Storm 2
GO HOME GI!
WE HAVE LOST CHARLEE
Risk of Rain 2.
Welp. My two choices are suicide or fight a godlike being
So glad i found someone playing this game. Don't worry bro you have f u n g u s on your side
Apex ledgends... I’m gonna die
Ill see you in the ring....
Stardew valley, a blessing really, but if I have to deal with Qi's challenges one more time uuuuugh
I would just ignore qi's challenge and live in stardew valley forever.
No, no. *Fuck* Calamitas
I feel like 3 years in a mechanized infantry company prepared me well for War Thunder IRL lol
To escape from tarkov. . .
Minesweeper NORMAL MODE
a free trip to bosnia? WHAT A DEAL!!!
Just Cause 3.
Michael bay time.
I am screwed Minecraft bedwars
DnD if that counts. Otherwise, Halo Infinite.
I played stellaris. So I guess I get to take over the universe as a immortal rock person
I know how is this going to go. I get forward settled by all the AIs and have no space to expand, I get rushed by Barbarian Men-at-arms at turn 5 because Babylon is in the game, and then Babylon declares war and kills me with Men-at-arms and Bombards while I have 2 Warriors.
This is gonna sound confusing to anyone who doesn't play Civ lol
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
DOOM music intensifies
Need for Speed: Most Wanted - do I have to use my own car?
Can I just get shot to the face, please…?
(Minecraft) i'll never get out of that game
just kill the damn dragon
Never. Long live the minecraft
Beat saber moment
Ocarina of time.. damn that shadow temple
Just Norwegian things, Stiv '' Heks '' med onkel
Genshin Impact :,)
Cookie Run Kingdom ain’t so bad
Guess I’m playing farming sim till I die
Osrs I’ll never be done