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ALBANEZIR

Sex simulator, this is a big win


CailenBelmont

Shouldn't take you too long, then.


ALBANEZIR

Fuck you, and take my upvote


CailenBelmont

I'm sorry mate. Couldn't resist


SpaceSlingshot

I’m sorry, *mate* couldn’t resist.* fixed it.


Onliery

I do believe that would be the objective of the game, yes


Hype_7878

As long as he satisfies the other person then his job is done successfully


CailenBelmont

Yeah. That was meant as a compliment. **wonder dick**


Hype_7878

>That was meant as a compliment Thought u were doubting one's hip motion. Must be on point then


DumbIdiotWeirdo

Oof bro


D3C0D

You fucking killed him dude hahahaha


jun__june

Well one-way or another you are gonna get some


Gordon_Freeman72

Epic


player_of_ga_mes

Im fucked because Subnautica


asey_69

hell no


Lebossatron01

It can be worse I played terraria last


Starfield_of_Nyx

It can be worse I played dark souls 3 last


Sergidash-GG

I played GEOMETRY DASH, and it's literally ENDLESS


LeBottle45

based


screaming_bagpipes

Just the main levels then


badbotbasher13

I just played fnaf... I'm fucked.


TheLavaFall

GET IN GET IN THE FUCKING FURSUIT


cuul_username

nooooooooooooo


Sergidash-GG

On based


Lebossatron01

Fair enough At least I can die and will respawn within seconds


Obelisk09

Ark survival evolved *Abberation, just for funsies


AbandonedSeige

Same here! We should tribe up and increase our chances


Ullyr_Atreides

Now that all the Chinese have quit the game and Meshing is fixed, you might have a chance.


adrox265

Well I guess all three of us are fucked


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ItsHous

But what if you beat the ender dragon? Anyway, you got off easy, I have to collect every Pokemon in Pokemon GO.


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SomethingWitty27

Nah beating the dragon gets you the credits. That's an end.


DrJingleCock69

Even the demented Squid games producers would respect the fact that credits is a reasonable sign of end of game and let you live.


deltamk001

Naw dark souls is harder. If anyone out there can prove me right or wrong, rise up.


ihavetopoopsobad

Forza Horizon 5 I'M GOIN TO MEXICO BOYS


Civil-Improvement-88

See ya down here boi


That-Busy-Gamer

*Proceeds to toss myself off of La Gran Caldera at 200mph.*


Richard15since2019

While also pulling off a mad skid


emilioreadsreddit420

Vamos


not_-_bad

I suppose you are stuck there as there is no logickal end to the game. ANOTHER WIN FOR THE FORZA


ihavetopoopsobad

I see this as an absolute win!


NussbertBeinhart

Watch me drift by, on your left


Mark7563

Did you know they used to call me the drift king in Mexico?


LetLooseCreature

The Drift King will be racing you


DiamondGamer9

They called him that in college


dank_oak

Oh boy time to do the jeep farm


incendiaryraven

Monopoly


Ottoboy12

Go to jail


PJ25Washington

*pew*


SpaceSlingshot

You play games, straight to jail.


imbrownbutwhite

Win game too fast? Jail. Lose game too fast? Also jail.


Square_Albatross7568

Hey have my get out of jail card


Legitimate_Cat_7276

Pay up my boy. Or go to jail


NewFarmingwanz

Clash of Clans tf would I even have to do? Max out my base? That would take like 3 years


Theonlyolaf

At least 5 I think. But maybe if it's in real life u can speed it up by helping ur builders


like_a_leaf

You can shove some gems up their arse and see if it makes them faster. Or maybe the threat of it...


RCx_Vortex

“Don’t threaten me with a good time!”


NewFarmingwanz

Now way it takes 5 I started playing clash of clans in April and I’m almost town hall 11 I max out everything before I upgrade my town hall too


Theonlyolaf

Judo sloth (coc youtuber) said it takes 5 years.


icecrunchy

Damn... Kingdom come: deliverece.. This gonna be hard 😭


ab4r1s

Ah I see you're a man of culture as well


helpimwastingmytime

Just find your father's sword already!


dovakin200

Max out lock picking and then steal end game gear from the armory


MedievalFootfare

I’m almost there! Which armory?


skuggeli

Rattay's one is quite stacked. Be sure to make a stop at the weaponsmith and the tailor as well to fully max out your effectiveness


MoistestTidus

Dude that game. I was already excited by it before I played and it just got better. Only complaint I have is there’s a few obtuse mechanics but really nothing worth talking about.


french-dentyst

Bloodborne, I cant even finish it on ps4, with 300 lives


mrhippo1998

I can provide tips if necessary i live and breathe BB


MoistestTidus

Do you have any thoughts about playing hunter style in elden ring? That’s the first build type I want to play with sleep arrows


mrhippo1998

Idk what i think about elden ring trying to go in blind in from games i usually go str int or dex int builds in ds2 i was leaning more magic same with demons souls so if elden ring has any magic class I'll probably go for that


StratusStorm

Canonically even if you die you'll just come back. You're good.


BrightSheepherder541

Hmmm yes minecraft


ThiccBeans__69

Dream speedrun music *intensifies


BruhButtter

*cheats intensify*


BigWermmPt

You spelt """""""accidentaly""""""" Wrong


cosarium

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, you were sarcastic on the “accidental” cheating


StonkeyTonk666999

creative or survival?


CyonixGaming

Assuming they have OP status, then /gamemode c


WidePinoh

RDR2 I just need to bring a cure for TB with me and i'm good


Pure_Tennis6544

I’ll see you there partner


Colonel-HoneyMustard

Came here to say “catch TB”


friessg

Remember to let the rat rot in strawberry


overgirl

I see you got a plan Dutch would be proud 👏


Kai-ros-

Dark souls Oh god...


Ottoboy12

shouldve played wall street kid


TichiFam

Yep same here...


TheJakeanator272

Animal crossing. Sounds great if currency works like it does in game. I’m gonna be there a while if it works like real life.


Poakintins

The game doesn't have an end really. A win win situation.


Gary_the_snaiI

And he gets to fuck ankha


bruhnoisesinfinite

*camel by camel intensifies*


iamadoofus

Why


TheJakeanator272

Immortality? Is that the true prize?


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

"I collected apples for a week and sold them for enough to pay off my mortgage. Gonna throw in a week's worth of orange picking to get that extra room addon I've been dreaming of. " Doesn't sound so bad.


sleepovercults

Resident evil 4… fuck


Fellowlightlatex

Resident Evil 4 VR, same here.


sleepovercults

Yah I was also on the VR version


Deadeyebirb

Fallout new Vegas, welp, I’m fucked


pissinboots117

Ring a ding baby!


Goldenstripe941

Not as fucked as me. I got Skyrim...


CaptainBedhead

I would so rather have Skyrim. At least I could be a trader in Riverwood


Danny-DeNeato

new vegas starts with you getting shot, lmao you literally can't win


Setkon

You could say... The game was rigged from the start...


skelguyader

From where you're kneeling, this must seem like an 18k run of bad luck


Nautixx_GER

Dead by Daylight... what the actual fuck man!


TheMadManiac

At least I play killer


Nautixx_GER

Imagine you have to be a clown main... forever...


ChillyCheeseFryz

He doesn't have to imagine.


D3vil1shh

Roblox... tower of hell, thank god I’m cracked


Accuratone

But this is you in real life playing it, not your character…


Gary_the_snaiI

Ooh shit


NowAlexYT

How tf do you complete GTA Online ???


Goldenstripe941

Dunno man. You really are fucked. At least I get an ending... (Does Skyrim end???)


Neuuanfang

you can 100% skyrim vanilla in 1 lifetime i hope. with mods, no


RipCompetitive7952

Rocket league let's gooooo


punnygamer

Ur in the car so easy brain damage


ZTG_VFX

I already have brain damage lets goooo


mario_alhaj

Mafia 💀💀💀


chatso420

I'm fucked because Valorant


ImCanc3r

Bruh, wouldn't League be worse tho ?


Poiblem

That's the situation I am in.


HanaShirosaki

League of legends: *starts hearing a guy yelling jungle diff in the background*


LegendOfTwajk

As a Jungle main, I never related to something more than this.


Arsenic-ostad

Outlast II


jzoelgo

Marta and her pickaxe would like a word with you


thatoneguy_67

Doom eternal


JohnAli_007

You are fucked


Meeloon

No, the Demons are fucked


GamerXBohoro

You're not playing as the doom slayer tho, you're just you


Ninjipples

I'm just as eternally doomed as you


thunderthrill

Gotta kill the Enderdragon! Seems easy enough just gotta go to IKEA and get a bunch of beds


HDHyphen13

Hentai Heroes..... Guess I become a sex god


Gary_the_snaiI

Sounds good to me, also that’s a game? Link, link, I need the link.


punnygamer

Witcher 3. Damn fuck.


shaked6540

i hope you know how to jump and roll


Elhami2000

Left 4 Dead 2. Possibly THE worst game to play in real life.


Ninjipples

Mine is Doom Eternal... I would crawl through broken glass to beg for the chance of swapping to Left4Dead2.


Desperate_Limit_4957

Damn, Carrion


Electrical_Film382

Nice, not to worry, the biggest challenge in that game is getting lost lol.


Lastunexpectedhero

Guess I gotta go fight Diablo. I don't have magic or God on my side, so I guess I'm a shitty Barb.


Fuehrung

Barbs are true AlphaChads


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Skyrim so, just gonna cheese it.


Goldenstripe941

Ayo, Skyrim! We're fucked.


TheHighKing112

I wouldn't say we're fucked, are you playing the main character?


Pot8o_PL

Crab game


Filipko2005_CZE

What the fuck


Pot8o_PL

It's literally squid game but as a video game


Filipko2005_CZE

I know what this is, I'm fucking dead from this game, And my friends pushing me in lava after the game ends, but imagine playing squid game. In squid game


Turbo-virgin0

Unranked r6


ZTG_VFX

Just sit in spawn with monty


_The_Doom_Slayer_69

Osu! How the FUCK i can complete osu.


ildeuz1

By leaving


_The_Doom_Slayer_69

Good point.


MiglewigleMan

Fnaf 4... I'm screwed


Farmer-Smores

“usually the first night in these games are never really that ba-“


Crobby_-

O h n o


Mimimim45

Untitled goose game what am i a goose


ZGL0RB4DUK

Fallout 4, wish me luck


Mrtim6071

I have to complete Destiny 2. Do I get to do it with powers or am I just Fucked


Noni1052

Geometry dash, well I don't know guys


Ottoboy12

yor body is in this mecha cube


6random_person9

Destiny 2, I guess I will never finish squid game?


Mrtim6071

We're both f***ed especially without powers


TheEliteKoala1

Rising Storm 2


marijohnsons

GO HOME GI!


Plinxy

WE HAVE LOST CHARLEE


GorgonSlayer07

Risk of Rain 2. Welp. My two choices are suicide or fight a godlike being


zelaky

So glad i found someone playing this game. Don't worry bro you have f u n g u s on your side


EliasBladetheawsome

Apex ledgends... I’m gonna die


Nak4000

Ill see you in the ring....


PotatoBoyega

Stardew valley, a blessing really, but if I have to deal with Qi's challenges one more time uuuuugh


Poiblem

I would just ignore qi's challenge and live in stardew valley forever.


Fusnip

Fight Calamitas...


Slimink0113

No, no. *Fuck* Calamitas


Palmetto_Fox

I feel like 3 years in a mechanized infantry company prepared me well for War Thunder IRL lol


zackinthesoda

To escape from tarkov. . .


srtorvic_reddit

Minesweeper NORMAL MODE


Ottoboy12

a free trip to bosnia? WHAT A DEAL!!!


DeltaTheCornyLad

Just Cause 3. Michael bay time.


j_quin_b

I am screwed Minecraft bedwars


KakoLykos

DnD if that counts. Otherwise, Halo Infinite.


ajohnsonbarroso

I played stellaris. So I guess I get to take over the universe as a immortal rock person


asey_69

Civilization VI. I know how is this going to go. I get forward settled by all the AIs and have no space to expand, I get rushed by Barbarian Men-at-arms at turn 5 because Babylon is in the game, and then Babylon declares war and kills me with Men-at-arms and Bombards while I have 2 Warriors. This is gonna sound confusing to anyone who doesn't play Civ lol


Able_Possibility4851

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck DOOM music intensifies


glocktopus63

Need for Speed: Most Wanted - do I have to use my own car?


kindagarbage2

undertale


Accomplished_End_843

Xcom 2. Can I just get shot to the face, please…?


parsa-A-M

(Minecraft) i'll never get out of that game


Ottoboy12

just kill the damn dragon


parsa-A-M

Never. Long live the minecraft


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Cooppatness

Beat saber moment


SkywardAmaral

Ocarina of time.. damn that shadow temple


samkioe

Btd6


DustyZVZ

Just Norwegian things, Stiv '' Heks '' med onkel


alenkii22

Genshin Impact :,)


HumanPotatoChip

Cookie Run Kingdom ain’t so bad


Virginiabornotaku

Guess I’m playing farming sim till I die


Goochmanftw

Osrs I’ll never be done