"they're not sending their best"
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"And do it immeachiately!"
Is this real? Please tell me this is real…
It is real. But in her defense she just got her GED last year.
Me fail English? That’s umpossible!
This deserves more upvotes.
Then up yours!
The GOP made her get it. For real, I wish I was making it up.
noe, arrently she was at the to of her GED class. there are ictures!
take my oor man’s trohy 🏆
That isn’t even the half of it, she was recruited.
Edit: Looking into it further, not sure about this. Removed link. Was in another Reddit thread
Ho Lee Fook
Bang ding ow
Sum Ting Wong
Yep. A real casting couch for Republican "faces".
Just reading the link has brought me out in utter grinning glee. The fucking link alone was enough.
Now that guy knows how to make money by understanding his target audience.
This is some Newsmax level shit.
Where is the real news?
I thought we were better because we had a better understanding of how the media works. But people ogling this link are doing the same dumb shit as QAnon believers -- picking "news" to match their outrage.
Anybody could have put this together. Are you really going to believe everything you read on the internet?
Fucking Thank You.
Can we get a real source for fucks sake.
Lol wtf? Is this real?
The GED business floored me when I learned that a year ago. GOP creme of the crop, right there!
hold the fuck up..... did she really?
and she was elected....
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with some republicans. Granted, this explains a lot about her ... well somewhat. I don't recall many people after high school being as batshit crazy and idiotic as she is.
Check out who she married
Pretty sure they teach spelling long before high school.
I doubt she can spell GED.
It was, but they have since fixed it
I live in colorado, she is the dumbest twat on the planet. If you need a good laugh, just scroll her twitter, she gets her shit handed to her daily.
Twat is an underused word...
Colorado? That’s right. I get her confused with the slightly less crazy gun-toting politician Kristi Noem from South Dakota.
Yes. It’s real.
The GOP plucked this idiot from obscurity and groomed her into a “politician” because of how rapidly they’re losing ground in the culture war to fresh progressive faces like AOC and Ilhan Omar.
But much like everything the GOP does, they did a very half-assed job of *My Fair Lady*’ing this double-digit-IQ-having hillbilly into someone with any political or intellectual substance. As a result, she takes L’s like this on the regular.
I was thinking the same thing.
Probably. Most of those rednecks flunked the 3rd grade
Yup. With an intentional misspelling so that it gets shared virally across social media.
Conglaturation, you've successfully imeached Joe Biden.
"I'm Every Woman" is a catchy tune, but I suppose "I'm Each Biden" works if you are a brain dead Trumper.
I’m every Biden, it’s all in me.
Anything you want done baby, he does it naturally
I cackled like a hyena as I sang this out loud. 😂 kindly take my poor woman’s gold, for I am poor. 🥇
This reminds me of "ARE kids ARE choice"
Get a brain morans!
Let them Breate
No, I'm each Biden!
And I... am each Jedi.
No **I'm** each Biden!
No, I'm Spartacus!
Will the real Joe Biden please stand up
I'm Hunter, Beau, Dr. Jill, Major and Joe. Imeach Biden.
She's the "Jewish Space Lasers caused the California wildfires" lady, right?
Can we, like, instigate a test of some sort to qualify to be a Congressperson? Just like, a high-school level reading test, at least?
No, that's the *other* GQP nutjob.
You say that like there's only two of them lol
That’s the other loud, obnoxious, always wrong GQP nutjob.
Wait… there’s still more than two.
Right? That doesn't narrow it down
No, she’s the one who married the guy that exposed himself to a group of teenagers (including her) at a bowling alley.
I'm so dyslexic. I had to read it 3 times to realize it was misspelled.
May the with you be force!
Funny how once she gets called out for using her campaign funds for personal use she decides to immediately get loud on her core message. A tale of smoke and mirrors that is all old as time itself
So, they want to "imeach" Biden because they don't like him. But refused to impeach Trump despite his actual crimes committed during his presidency? Makes toooootal sense... 😑
Holy shit this can't be real
It is. It still shows up on Google search under images.
You can't make this shit up
WE MUST IMEACH HIM!!!!
Let's get the word imeach in the dictionary please!! Make it mean something random and stupid like "to give the gift of ice cream" or sum
We are, each of us, Biden.
This will make a great t-shirt logo along with “Yo, Semite”
IM EACH BIDEN
Actually they are sending their best! That’s the worst part.
Is that like a political version of "I'm every woman"?
The attention to detail is impressive.
I wonder if she is as fastidious in the rest of her duties as a Representative.
The intern did a eachy job, back the fuck up.
Sweet as a Georgia Each!
I support I’m Each Biden today!
If you’re a Trump supporter, this is spelled correctly.
Boobert failed the GED test twice as an adult, the school district where she took it felt so bad that they gave to her after she failed it the second time.
The women is as dumb as a box of rocks.
Guess the GED program didn’t cover spelling
Or maybe they ARE sending their best?
Either way, gawd help us.
The best part is that they *are* sending their best. This is all they have to work with.
“You’re no being best.”
"*I don't really care, do u?*" -also Melania Tr*mp
I think she should return her GED. Clearly, it did not take.
Hey, don't trash us people with GEDs because of this woman.
Well it's not like this waste of sperm has an education.
The Republican Party in 2021 in two words.
Well, one name and one almost word.
Derrr tekkin errr joooobbbsssss
Did she graduate high school? I know Republicans are anti-education but WTF.
Actually she did not graduate she got her G.E.D. just before announcing her candidacy
Pornhub Palin really is the dumbest member of Congress. It's a tough call between her and MTG, but she edges her out
What a fucking idiot
She needed a PP but her husband was showing it to some underage girls
Does "imeach" has any meaning or not?
It’s a synonym for covfefe.
According to google: Imeach is a misspelling for Impeach. https://www.google.com/search?q=imeach&rlz=1C1ONGR\_enUS947US947&oq=imeach&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
I think we need to send these people to 2nd grade spelling class
Or show them the spell check button?
Whitney Houston's far less popular posthumous cover sequel to "I'm Every Woman"
Just open the PowerPoint presentation where this logo was made and remake it. It's only gonna take 1 minute anyway...
I am. Each Biden
They should love this
This is why you gotta turn off “Ignore words in UPPERCASE” in Microsoft Word’s spellcheck preferences, people.
Yes the misspelled sign is definitely the problem.
Im each Biden
So sad that MS paint doesn’t have spell check.
I think it was supposed to say “ I’m Bitch Boebert”
The best of us can't even fucking spell.
True. I am a terrible speller. I do however, try to take the time to look up words and proof read my posts. Seeing as there were only two words to proof read, I kind of find this haphazardly thrown together, ill advised or a combination of both, kind of like the declaration Mrs. Boebert crafted.
Impeach has a silent P you numbnuts. So silent it doesn't actually show in person unless it really has too.
Imeach is nothing.
We are each Biden!
I too meach Joe Biden.
It’s obviously a nefarious plot to steal the P.
Dang, that's totally not my representative lol.
Any linguists here? I think the proper grammar would be "I'm every Biden."
This is what you get when you have guns on your bookshelves instead of books.
I'm each Biden? What? She feels kinship with Joe and Jill Biden? A bit like Kennedy said "ich bin ein berliner" perhaps?
The problem is that this is their best.
Maybe it’s a call for unification?
I’m each Biden?
You Meach Biden!
Please tell me this is 100% real
No! I Am Each Biden! All of 'em at once.
Is there anyone in Congress dumber than Boebert?
“I’m Each Biden.”
Well fortunately it looks like she’s being redistricted out of a job, so after she’s out of office in 15 months or so she can go back to making typos on the menu of her restaurant.
Dessert: each cobbler
She's from way over on the Western Slope, and I'm still embarrassed.
I dunno it sounds worse then impeach.
In Irish , that says "Out Biden"
Gdamn .She's stupid .
maybe she's Kanye
Imeach! Imeach! Imeach!
Makes sense. She's a high school dropout who only got a GED a few months before being elected. Nobody who voted for her did so because they thought she was intelligent.
Crayon to text translation technology has come a long way, but clearly it’s far from perfect.
Ah yes I\`m each biden
Mtg posting cringe on main, Boebert doin Cheems
The right CAN meme!
shes a fucking moron. what did you guys expect from a US representative? proper English? unless you're lobbying for proper English with a sack full of cash with an ominous dollar sign on it, don't hold your breath.
She only just got her GED last year
They’re really not sending their best and brightest.
I’m Each Biden?
Reading and spelling are the least of the qualifications required in that lot
Urban Dictionary already has “Imeach” define as “to felch”
I hate typos!
never ever vote for stupid thieving lying naxis like boebert
The cynical part of me is thinking that these little fuckups is them just trying to seem more human to their voterbase.
Every Trumper’s calling for him to be impeached, but you need an actual accusation if you wanna take him to trial
"Im each Biden." Wow, that's a lot to take on for a high school dropout.
She can't pay her state business taxes, so she uses her campaign funds illegally to pay them. Her restaurant in CO lost $350K last year and $150K the year before that. Spelling is the least of her worries.
In each Biden. That sounds cool.
Most of you dumb-fucking redditors can't even get the title to your posts right.
And a spell "check" is probably the only check Dems don't want to hand out freely.
Hey! I counted one of your posts last week and it had exactly 42 words, which I thought was pretty impressive considering your screen name. I demand consistency-you owe us 40 more words!
This is literally just me babbling nonsense, but I'm feeling generous, if for no other reason than the fact that you're the first redditor I've met who responded to my username with the desire to see me write *more* words.
Would you use a grammar check if it were free and paid for by Democrats? Your God knows you need one.
Watch out everyone, snowflake alert. If you stand really still he'll ignore you. Object permanence only develops around 8 months of age.
You're speaking as if you wouldn't eviscerate Biden or any democratic House/Senate member if they made a mistake like this.
And by the way, this is definitely fair game. She's a member of Congress who's been given the responsibility of leading the country and creating laws. She has an office full of support staff. This is embarrassing.
We're also not government officials, either, with a team that helps us embezzle money to pay our rent... I mean, make catchy, hateful QAnon slogans.
Are you Lauren Boebert's reddit account?
That last "check" pun was pretty corny. We're gonna imeach you!
We’ve been owned, pack it up guys.
“Spell check, like fact checking, is fascist. I got rights!”
U no I thnk ur jus an angy prson.
I want my tax dollars to go toward your education and healthcare.
Struck a nerve with you? Comin in hot here!
Don't be triggered, pal.