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"they're not sending their best"

"they're not sending their best"

AltitudinousOne

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Parnwig

"And do it immeachiately!"


technojungle

Impediately?


SubZerr0h

impedimently


Me_In_Progress

Is this real? Please tell me this is real…


Beanes813

It is real. But in her defense she just got her GED last year.


QuentinP69

That’s imossible!


NikonuserNW

Me fail English? That’s umpossible!


BOCherries

This deserves more upvotes.


ImpressiveTrick8544

Then up yours!


Pete_maravich

The GOP made her get it. For real, I wish I was making it up.


roararoarus

noe, arrently she was at the to of her GED class. there are ictures!


indieannabones

take my oor man’s trohy 🏆


egaeus22

That isn’t even the half of it, she was recruited. Edit: Looking into it further, not sure about this. Removed link. Was in another Reddit thread


42words

ho Lee *SHIT*


JoshJoshson13

Ho Lee Fook Bang ding ow


ssilly_sausage

Sum Ting Wong


SnowbackMcGee

Yep. A real casting couch for Republican "faces".


kenkanobi

Just reading the link has brought me out in utter grinning glee. The fucking link alone was enough.


InterestingResource1

Now that guy knows how to make money by understanding his target audience.


aFiachra

This is some Newsmax level shit. Where is the real news? I thought we were better because we had a better understanding of how the media works. But people ogling this link are doing the same dumb shit as QAnon believers -- picking "news" to match their outrage. Anybody could have put this together. Are you really going to believe everything you read on the internet?


NerdCrush

Fucking Thank You. Can we get a real source for fucks sake.


bikinimonday

Lol wtf? Is this real?


MonkeyPolice

The GED business floored me when I learned that a year ago. GOP creme of the crop, right there!


R3PTAR_1337

hold the fuck up..... did she really? Verified .... and she was elected.... Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with some republicans. Granted, this explains a lot about her ... well somewhat. I don't recall many people after high school being as batshit crazy and idiotic as she is.


yellowlinedpaper

Check out who she married


dilligasatall

Pretty sure they teach spelling long before high school.


spongeworthy1967

I doubt she can spell GED.


Parnwig

It was, but they have since fixed it


dieseltothesour

I live in colorado, she is the dumbest twat on the planet. If you need a good laugh, just scroll her twitter, she gets her shit handed to her daily.


WhatsEatingMo

Twat is an underused word... Very fitting.


NikonuserNW

Colorado? That’s right. I get her confused with the slightly less crazy gun-toting politician Kristi Noem from South Dakota.


beefwich

Yes. It’s real. The GOP plucked this idiot from obscurity and groomed her into a “politician” because of how rapidly they’re losing ground in the culture war to fresh progressive faces like AOC and Ilhan Omar. But much like everything the GOP does, they did a very half-assed job of *My Fair Lady*’ing this double-digit-IQ-having hillbilly into someone with any political or intellectual substance. As a result, she takes L’s like this on the regular.


Vegetable_Vehicle_20

I was thinking the same thing.


u_e_s_i

Probably. Most of those rednecks flunked the 3rd grade


slip-shot

Yup. With an intentional misspelling so that it gets shared virally across social media.


DannyDorito6923

Conglaturation, you've successfully imeached Joe Biden.


Tuckermfker

"I'm Every Woman" is a catchy tune, but I suppose "I'm Each Biden" works if you are a brain dead Trumper.


PurpleAstronomerr

I’m every Biden, it’s all in me.


josephboyer

Anything you want done baby, he does it naturally


DodgersChick69

I cackled like a hyena as I sang this out loud. 😂 kindly take my poor woman’s gold, for I am poor. 🥇


YamminOnYa

This reminds me of "ARE kids ARE choice"


Factorybelt

Get a brain morans!


YamminOnYa

Let them Breate


OMP159

No, I'm each Biden!


harmonicoasis

And I... am each Jedi.


DukeLukeivi

No **I'm** each Biden!


OMP159

No, I'm Spartacus!


DynamicSploosh

Will the real Joe Biden please stand up


Moke_Smith

I'm Hunter, Beau, Dr. Jill, Major and Joe. Imeach Biden.


trivikama

She's the "Jewish Space Lasers caused the California wildfires" lady, right? Can we, like, instigate a test of some sort to qualify to be a Congressperson? Just like, a high-school level reading test, at least?


toomanymarbles83

No, that's the *other* GQP nutjob.


trivikama

You say that like there's only two of them lol


hamjim

That’s the other loud, obnoxious, always wrong GQP nutjob. Wait… there’s still more than two.


trivikama

Right? That doesn't narrow it down


ProfessorDerp22

No, she’s the one who married the guy that exposed himself to a group of teenagers (including her) at a bowling alley.


Pete_maravich

I'm so dyslexic. I had to read it 3 times to realize it was misspelled.


ImpressiveTrick8544

May the with you be force!


darvin_blevums

Funny how once she gets called out for using her campaign funds for personal use she decides to immediately get loud on her core message. A tale of smoke and mirrors that is all old as time itself


MegaMachina

So, they want to "imeach" Biden because they don't like him. But refused to impeach Trump despite his actual crimes committed during his presidency? Makes toooootal sense... 😑


humblepharmer

Holy shit this can't be real


Beanes813

It is. It still shows up on Google search under images.


humblepharmer

You can't make this shit up


Rando-Dragon

WE MUST IMEACH HIM!!!! Let's get the word imeach in the dictionary please!! Make it mean something random and stupid like "to give the gift of ice cream" or sum


SafeSexJimmy

We are, each of us, Biden.


aww-hell

This will make a great t-shirt logo along with “Yo, Semite”


doodlepenguin5

IM EACH BIDEN


StinkBiscuit

Actually they are sending their best! That’s the worst part.


absherlock

Is that like a political version of "I'm every woman"?


Bluvsnatural

The attention to detail is impressive. I wonder if she is as fastidious in the rest of her duties as a Representative.


Sol_Survivor-AT-6

Source?


Hot_Gas_600

The intern did a eachy job, back the fuck up.


AfterTheTruth7

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


HappyMeatbag

Sweet as a Georgia Each!


ascendinspire

I support I’m Each Biden today!


UncommonSense26

If you’re a Trump supporter, this is spelled correctly.


BillWordsmith

Boobert failed the GED test twice as an adult, the school district where she took it felt so bad that they gave to her after she failed it the second time. The women is as dumb as a box of rocks.


timmer67

Guess the GED program didn’t cover spelling


teedeeguantru

Or maybe they ARE sending their best? Either way, gawd help us.


Malashae

The best part is that they *are* sending their best. This is all they have to work with.


synerjay16

“You’re no being best.” -Melania Trump


42words

"*I don't really care, do u?*" -also Melania Tr*mp


synerjay16

Good one.


DonRicardo1958

I think she should return her GED. Clearly, it did not take.


TehJohnny

Hey, don't trash us people with GEDs because of this woman.


blacksantron

He didn't


egs1928

Well it's not like this waste of sperm has an education.


FatherPyrlig

The Republican Party in 2021 in two words. Well, one name and one almost word.


N8bach

Derrr tekkin errr joooobbbsssss


Jackandmozz

Did she graduate high school? I know Republicans are anti-education but WTF.


AdOriginal6110

Actually she did not graduate she got her G.E.D. just before announcing her candidacy


Magnus_Effect_Kalsu

Pornhub Palin really is the dumbest member of Congress. It's a tough call between her and MTG, but she edges her out


so_what_do_now

What a fucking idiot


AdOriginal6110

She needed a PP but her husband was showing it to some underage girls


duduET

Does "imeach" has any meaning or not?


potent_ham_sandwich

It’s a synonym for covfefe.


DannyDorito6923

>imeach According to google: Imeach is a misspelling for Impeach. https://www.google.com/search?q=imeach&rlz=1C1ONGR\_enUS947US947&oq=imeach&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8


RenRazza

I think we need to send these people to 2nd grade spelling class


MonkeyPolice

Or show them the spell check button?


[deleted]

Whitney Houston's far less popular posthumous cover sequel to "I'm Every Woman"


NatureGuy45

Just open the PowerPoint presentation where this logo was made and remake it. It's only gonna take 1 minute anyway...


reddituculous66

I am. Each Biden They should love this


Swvmpy

This is why you gotta turn off “Ignore words in UPPERCASE” in Microsoft Word’s spellcheck preferences, people.


dlrik

Yes the misspelled sign is definitely the problem.


Trt03

Im each Biden


JennItalia269

So sad that MS paint doesn’t have spell check.


Ludwidge

I think it was supposed to say “ I’m Bitch Boebert”


HealthyHumor5134

The best of us can't even fucking spell.


Doctor_Will_Zayvus

True. I am a terrible speller. I do however, try to take the time to look up words and proof read my posts. Seeing as there were only two words to proof read, I kind of find this haphazardly thrown together, ill advised or a combination of both, kind of like the declaration Mrs. Boebert crafted.


Ohforgawdamnfucksake

Impeach has a silent P you numbnuts. So silent it doesn't actually show in person unless it really has too.


1y3v1c3

Imeach is nothing.


DogfishDave

We are each Biden! Apparently.


cruiserman_80

I too meach Joe Biden.


Jorniirok

It’s obviously a nefarious plot to steal the P.


Confused_Pigeon_850

Dang, that's totally not my representative lol.


neoprenewedgie

Any linguists here? I think the proper grammar would be "I'm every Biden."


bunnyjenkins

This is what you get when you have guns on your bookshelves instead of books.


Maleficent_Life2071

Good spelling


kenkanobi

I'm each Biden? What? She feels kinship with Joe and Jill Biden? A bit like Kennedy said "ich bin ein berliner" perhaps?


LilyLupa

The problem is that this is their best.


dmann1978

Maybe it’s a call for unification? I’m each Biden?


primate-lover

Source?


Corn_kneelus_1969

Cofeve


InvaderWilliam

You Meach Biden!


aFiachra

Please tell me this is 100% real


TheGreatOpoponax

No! I Am Each Biden! All of 'em at once.


schattenteufel

Is there anyone in Congress dumber than Boebert?


BinkoTheViking

“I’m Each Biden.”


usarasa

Well fortunately it looks like she’s being redistricted out of a job, so after she’s out of office in 15 months or so she can go back to making typos on the menu of her restaurant. Dessert: each cobbler


Desperate_Ambrose

She's from way over on the Western Slope, and I'm still embarrassed.


steerbell

I dunno it sounds worse then impeach. /S


FNaF_Nerd_The_idkth

Lmao


leitrimlad

In Irish , that says "Out Biden"


liberalmarilu

Gdamn .She's stupid .


shingeppyx

maybe she's Kanye


Samdonne

Imeach! Imeach! Imeach!


sec713

Makes sense. She's a high school dropout who only got a GED a few months before being elected. Nobody who voted for her did so because they thought she was intelligent.


DasFunktopus

Crayon to text translation technology has come a long way, but clearly it’s far from perfect.


Far_Survey1698

Ah yes I\`m each biden


ShiningRayde

Mtg posting cringe on main, Boebert doin Cheems The right CAN meme!


noobnoob1800

shes a fucking moron. what did you guys expect from a US representative? proper English? unless you're lobbying for proper English with a sack full of cash with an ominous dollar sign on it, don't hold your breath.


dontgointhehouse

She only just got her GED last year


SirTrentHowell

They’re really not sending their best and brightest.


mpullan

Fuk’in idiot


ThrowawayPurvurt

I’m Each Biden?


Zero_Toshiro_M

Reading and spelling are the least of the qualifications required in that lot


crawdadicus

Urban Dictionary already has “Imeach” define as “to felch”


Individual-Gain-9958

I hate typos!


Immediate-Assist-598

never ever vote for stupid thieving lying naxis like boebert


Black_Hipster

The cynical part of me is thinking that these little fuckups is them just trying to seem more human to their voterbase.


Murse_1

Yep


NikoKida

Every Trumper’s calling for him to be impeached, but you need an actual accusation if you wanna take him to trial


[deleted]

"Im each Biden." Wow, that's a lot to take on for a high school dropout. She can't pay her state business taxes, so she uses her campaign funds illegally to pay them. Her restaurant in CO lost $350K last year and $150K the year before that. Spelling is the least of her worries.


freshcheesebags

In each Biden. That sounds cool.


technojungle

Most of you dumb-fucking redditors can't even get the title to your posts right. And a spell "check" is probably the only check Dems don't want to hand out freely.


42words

oh my


HeavenlyRose

Hey! I counted one of your posts last week and it had exactly 42 words, which I thought was pretty impressive considering your screen name. I demand consistency-you owe us 40 more words!


42words

This is literally just me babbling nonsense, but I'm feeling generous, if for no other reason than the fact that you're the first redditor I've met who responded to my username with the desire to see me write *more* words.


4-8-9-12

Would you use a grammar check if it were free and paid for by Democrats? Your God knows you need one.


CapitalistCow

Watch out everyone, snowflake alert. If you stand really still he'll ignore you. Object permanence only develops around 8 months of age.


humblepharmer

You're speaking as if you wouldn't eviscerate Biden or any democratic House/Senate member if they made a mistake like this. And by the way, this is definitely fair game. She's a member of Congress who's been given the responsibility of leading the country and creating laws. She has an office full of support staff. This is embarrassing.


aandein

We're also not government officials, either, with a team that helps us embezzle money to pay our rent... I mean, make catchy, hateful QAnon slogans.


DannyDorito6923

Are you Lauren Boebert's reddit account?


HeavenlyRose

That last "check" pun was pretty corny. We're gonna imeach you!


LogikD

We’ve been owned, pack it up guys.


CommieScum1917

“Spell check, like fact checking, is fascist. I got rights!”


Annual_Exchange7790

U no I thnk ur jus an angy prson.


Jackandmozz

I want my tax dollars to go toward your education and healthcare.


Parnwig

Struck a nerve with you? Comin in hot here!


raildudes

Don't be triggered, pal.