T O P

okay, Alan Partridge

okay, Alan Partridge

Utsutsumujuru

It looks like he’s looking for Mary Poppins…The original 1960s Mary Poppins


margotm2

* Also must come with large Prada bag


bookluvr83

Mine's Coach....is that close enough?


Elaine1959

Actually she was a bit more unpleasant, personality wise, in the original book series, than she was in the Disney movie.


DeloresDelVeckio

Wonder if either of the parents would be willing to work for $10.00/hour?


rootntootn2gunshootn

GTFOH! They want a cheap part-time parent.


Reddead67

"Business is booming", but Ill pay you less than minimum wage.


Chelular07

That is more than minimum wage in my state the last time I checked which is so depressing.


Reddead67

Damn my bad! I just Googled minimum wage in the US..The first one that popped up was Washington at $13.87...I thought I Googled "average minimum wage" and quoted that.


mathnstats

Whenever you think of the US, you must always remember, "it's worse than you think"


Reddead67

Dayum..Thats probably the most depressing thing Ive heard all day..


mihecz

Obviously the business is not REALLY booming quite yet...


Tough_Standard6881

As we say in Italy ironically, vuole pure una fetta di culo?? (the translation is: you want also a piece of butt with that?)


Prestigious-Ebb-1369

Bosnians say “hoćeš i muzičku” meaning you want me to sing something for you while I am at it


shitsu13master

In Hungarian it's "and you don't need me to marry you, too?"


Prestigious-Ebb-1369

Just an fyi, I live in New Hampshire, had to hire “baby sitter” who would come in at 4 am sit on couch and watch tv until 7am, when the child would wake up, dress herself, do her own hair and all that stuff. School lunch was prepped by myself or gf so sitter just had to make sure it was taken out of fridge and placed in school bag (and not forgotten) She would then drive the kid to the school less than a mile away. 80$ per day, and the best money I ever spent !!!


f_this_life

Another person who will be surprised when the "sitter" turns out to be a complete POS. People really need to set their priorities strait and pay like their kids mean something to them.


Sunny9226

Nope


Bubbly1971

All of that looks like it's 60 hours a week, first of all Use your own car? Your own fuel? Naw love. Isurance doesnt allow me to use it for work purposes. $10 an hour? Business isn't booming then Mrs Bezos, It's barely breaking even. Did anyone tell you indentured servitude was outlawed a hundred years ago? This position should be with use of parents vehicle and fuel, and not be less than $15 an hour especially if she wants all that done in 10-15 hours a week. Maybe someone should define 'Booming' to her...


margotm2

I'd want way more than $10 an hour. SCAAAAM!!


Kimk20554

My husband does similar jobs, he makes $25/hr


nopulsehere

With that list, that’s easily 40hrs. But if you are the person who thinks that 100-150$ a week is more than enough for the person taking care of you kids? Well you get what you pay for.


mathnstats

This reeks of someone trying to hire a bang-maid


WhySoFuriousGeorge

“Females only” 100% chance he wants to fuck her.


margotm2

Ewwww


G_UK

Even Lynn was on eight grand a year 😂


Maximum-Name-8542

10/hr is not nearly enough for a parent