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Stitchapuss

If I want wafer cookies, I buy them. I can understand why KitKat blocked the monster.


Cyber_Being_

I do love a good wafer cookie, but don't waste food.


Is_It_Beef

Heard about the Egyptian tomb stuffed full of wafer, nuts & chocolate? Archaeologists think it was the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher


UndoingMonkey

Goddammit


jekfrumstotferm

Sounds like my kind of pharaoh


mibjt

How they stay so slim thou


djany51

Oh man, it was my secret junk food stash :,(


Akhanyatin

Please have my babies


Dr_Madthrust

Even his balls have nuts.


thehermit14

r/angryupvote


Background_Law_2546

r/fuckangryupvote


Chill4x

How would one do this?


ueberbelichtetesfoto

With lots and lots of lube.


poeticdisaster

Alright Dad.


QuietPace9

The Stoner Pharaoh


frossenkjerte

They were the Highest of all Egypt.


GasStop69420

Beautiful masterpiece of a joke, my good man


handlebartender

I think I love you. If you hear a loud kaboom, it's just the sound of my wife cringing hard after hearing me tell this one.


CrispyRumpSteak

All I have to say is fuck you


Zambeezi

You just elevated my day from good to great with this one!


tempthrowary

You should definitely post this in the dadjokes subreddit.


RynnReeve

Jesus. That's so fucking funny! I am crying! Best joke I've heard in years! Bravo


Odin18Z5

Someone just got themselves a new lame dad, Christmas joke to tell the family.


SIobbyRobby

: |


NotARobotDefACyborg

r/angryupvotes


CyclicMoth

take my upvote and gtfo!


DrDeadwish

I hate this trend of wasting food in exchange for likes. I've seen a lot of this kind of shit lately


Ffdmatt

When we wasted food and our parents said "theres starving children around the world", they didnt mean "post videos for them"


Stitchapuss

Bingo!! Wafer cookies remind me of my grandparents, they always had the ones with vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.


FirebirdWriter

Lemon are best


laughs_evilly

Right!? Plus, a good wafer is crisp...that suff is all mushy 🤢🤮


Paulo_De_Bruyne

I also love water cookie


Beautiful_Plankton97

How about a wet wafer cookie? Nice and soggy...mmmmm.


Spaceman_Beard

Takes a monster to know a monster. They clearly knew what they were doing.


NotARobotDefACyborg

Voortman's are the best ones I've had so far.


RK800-50

But it‘s Nestlé and Nestlé is bad


Embarrassed_Tank4531

I agree nestlé is bad but this... this is a different kind of monster


Unlikely-Answer

There's a documentary that showed the villagers harvesting coca leaves for Nestle, the film makers said "do you know what these leaves make?" Villagers: "chocolate?" Documentary: "have you ever tried it?" Villagers: "no" (proceed to hand them some small pieces) Villagers: (*eyes open wide*) "wow, this is good!"


ang-p

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/world/2014/02/25/cfp-cocoa-nomics-clip-4.cnn ?


electricalphil

You don't make chocolate out of cocoa leaves. You make it out of the beans.


RK800-50

Who knows what the next victim will be…


sonofaresiii

Wait nestle makes kitkats? God. *Damnit.* e: Made by Hershey's in the US! Nestle everywhere else. I'm safe.


SpuddleBuns

Two monsters don't make a superhero. This is not a cumulative thing.


DishwasherTwig

Wafer cookies are way better than Kit Kats anyways.


JimmyisAwkward

Or eat the chokolate off of the outsides first


PaulmUnser

Yuch, this not what KitKat meant by break me off a peice. Soggy wafer cookie I can see why KitKat blocked this idiot


EvilDan69

monster is what I'd say too.


MegaSceptile99

This hurts. Thank God that Kit Kat blocked them


Agoraphobicy

The skeptic in me thinks viral marketing is getting impressive lol


River-Haven

You're absolutely right, I'd bet on it if I had the money to spend lol


0_is_1

I don't even care this time. Still funny.


Agoraphobicy

Oh I'm actually a huge fan of clever marketing. Definitely better than paid follow you around the internet ads. If you make me laugh I can still not buy your product but at least you made me laugh.


crematory_dude

Same. And why I like certain songs that are obvious commercials, or even shows/movies that are obvious commercials. Sometimes they're just done well.


Agoraphobicy

World War Z was just a 2 hour Pepsi ad


SpuddleBuns

Came away still not a fan of zombies or Pepsi.


[deleted]

We got a viral marketing fan here folks


grown-ass-man

Honestly, it's this one. Close to no chance KITKAT bothers blocking a real rando. Kudos to their marketing team, you made it to Reddit's frontpage.


FuckingReeee

It's totally working too. I now crave kitkats


Ochenta-y-uno

Good on ya Kit-Kat for doing what needed to be done!


TexanLycan

How do I delete someone else's post?


PointlessGrandma

Just tried this. Makes for a very soggy cookie. Would not recommend.


fireflyinaflask

KitKat has now blocked you as well.


TheRealCadaver

I'm pretty sure God blocks you IRL when you do this to a Kitkat.


SpuddleBuns

And if she doesn't, she ought to!


DEAN112358

Found Ariana grande


SpuddleBuns

Shitty hand tattoos for everyone!


Eliotisnotconfused

"What the fuck did I do?!?" she says after commiting an unforgivable act


emma_does_life

She says* That Sophia Narwitz on Twitter. The censoring is really stupid since they don't censor the name in the picture.


Eliotisnotconfused

Alright! Thanks for pointing that out!


thehermit14

Same defense as in Nuermberg.


FabulousTrade

*everyone blocked this guy


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[удалено]


DeckTheWreck9

Guy can be a gender neutral term.


OrdainedFury

Arrest this person immediately


juicyfruitsalad77

I also came to say this should be against the law, and if you’re dumb enough to post something like this on the inter webs, then you oughta be thrown in candy jail where you get nothing but old candy corn, Necco wafers, black licorice, and stale hard strawberry candies from your granny’s crystal dish.


RegularHousewife

Licorice 🤢


jennabellie

Don’t forget ribbon candy & those peanut butter Mary Jane candies that come in the orange & black wrapping.


juicyfruitsalad77

Ewwwww I was trying to think of those! Oh and Bit o Honey


SolaceInChains

What? Bit o' Honey rocks!


sho523

/r/FuckNestle but fuck that monster even more


OpeningSquare5531

i don’t know if kitkat is slave free, but if not, little do they know they just washed down the drain the labor of some defenseless child. they deserve us to appreciate the chocolate more than that


Gregbot3000

Kit Kat did the right thing.


paul-arized

Did it dissociate itself from Nestle or something?


mofoTom

Textbook example of a psychopath


Protodonata

Nestlé are just mad that he has running water that they haven’t taken ownership of yet.


KingdomPC

r/fucknestle


sinister2304

Ah yes Wafers soaked in water


CrazyGaming312

How is this facepalm?


Eltrew2000

Well for multiple reasons one of them being that , ypu can just buy, wafers, i assume.


Spanky_McJiggles

How is this a facepalm?


wokyman

Why is this facepalm?


DionysianSerpent

Okay but my god the process in which this happened first of all the guy posting this thinking "Maybe there will be one or two like minded people on the internet." or conversely "He he ain't I a stinker?" Then the tweet got popular enough because he did not tag KitKat in the post that a person running KitKat's twitter not only saw it but looked over at his desk mate and said "Are you seeing this shit??" And blocked them.


emma_does_life

She actually. That's Sophia Narwitz on Twitter.


Opie67

Censored the username even though their full name is right there on the sticky note. The real facepalm


barrack47

Imagine being horrible that even nestlé blocks you


Poodle_Boi02169

no, no, you see the problem is that you washed it off with *water*. you should know how much nestle hate giving people the human right to water.


WilliaMiBoy

They can’t be trusted.


Spiyder1

i would’ve blocked him too


Into_The_Win

Pretty sure the dude was just trolling lol


CK1ing

Man I hate this image. Why are the bots posting it again?


Blue_Eagle8

This made satan cry


BangBangMeatMachine

I don't know what that stuff on the outside of a kit-kat is but it's not chocolate. Eat any actual chocolate and then a kit-kat and it will taste like nothing but sugar.


Busquessi

Gotta wash off the child slavery


thehermit14

But that's what gives the delicate taste of despair & misery.


Spirit_Playz

On the rare occasion i have a kitkat when i wanna have the wafer i bite the chocolate off and eat the wafer seperatly once i eat one wafer i move on to eating chocolate off the next stick


Ordinary_News_6455

Who follows a candy bar?


BiggsIDarklighter

Kit Kat blocked them because this “crazy” habit was just a shameless attempt at internet fame by a wannabe influencer who blatantly post-it noted their name.


drewster23

This is almost as bad as that girls bf who would rinse off hot/cooked frozen pizza to "cool it down faster".


chokethewookie

I had forgotten all about that. Dude is a monster.


summeryim

#WHY WOULD YOU WASH THE CHOCOLATE OFF #THE CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST PART


[deleted]

Fuck nestle. (They make Kit Kat.)


MavDrake

Really old repost.


Hatefull_creeper2

Deserved


Trini_Vix7

Well deserved lol


TheThinker709

This reminds me of the time someone said they like mustard on pop tarts on twitter


Death_by_Snusnu_vol1

I mean, instead of washing the chocolate off, dip that shit in your coffee, the chocolate stays in the coffee and you get your wafer cookie


Future-Agent

A well deserved blocking.


lunaticPandora027

What the fuck? That's blasphemy.


RidiculousSlippers

For the love of all that is holy, please have the decency to suck the chocolate off if you want to enjoy the wafer on its own.


UnluckyConstruction3

r/eyebleach after wafers in water...


CallMeRoo_OG

Foooool


Strong-Solution-7492

You’re blockin their brand…. Not gonna fly on twitter…. Very ballsy of Kit Kat though


YABOIREPTAR1

"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE"


All_Rainbows_Die

You foul beast destroying that precious Kit Kat


therealsix

KitKat would block my daughter, first time she had one she took it out of the wrapper and took a big bite out of it sideways. I looked at her and said *"ahhh, what the hell?!?"*, my wife turned to see what I was talking about, same reaction.


AxoSpyeyes

why would you eat kit kat


No_Construction_7518

KitKat is just a glorified cookie anyway.


davidw69

Wait til they send the death squad. Few know of the kit Kat ninjas


SodlidDesu

I'm guessing their ninja hit team utilizes KitKatanas?


davidw69

If I had an award I'd pass it along..but here take my upvote you rascal and have a great day.


thehermit14

Have an award for fellow redditor on my account. Do you want one? Fuck it have one!


thehermit14

Yeah I have never seen them though. Legend has it they come in pairs or in the most offensive agregious instances a quartet.


Plain_Cheetos

I agree with the sentiment, disagree with the methodology.


YABOIREPTAR1

you did the right thing censoring the username. i wouldnt be able to stop myself


NotARobotDefACyborg

r/cursedpost


TwoDinars

r/leopardatemyface


BeBa420

lol, i once got banned from bubble o bills facebook page for complaining i bought an ice cream that was missing the bubble gum nose. ​ ffs they couldve just given me a bs apology, rather than block me


Adventurous_Shake161

Lol deserved


Tetra382Gram

Gracious revenge


Hanginon

Imagine a world where you could actually buy the [uncoated wafers](https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/two-orange-filled-wafer-cookies-picture-id174694362), or even better buy the uncoated wafers in [multiple flavors!](https://munsell.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/chocolate-strawberry-vanilla-wafer-cookies.png). Wouldn't that be crazy!


HiHowAreYou10

Bro that second pic looks disgusting


su-pinche

Lol


Falkyron

Consider it an honor to be blocked by Nestlé. They're psychopathic slavers.


HavocXL

You know you can fucking buy wafers right?


Jonnybravo1480


Dikheed

He knows what he done. Bastard should be in jail, the isolation wing, with a Hannibal Lecter mask on.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

*You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?*


ghosty0310

And that's why twitter is a place of evil.


Martnoderyo

Omg I can't breathe haha xDDDDD


LoyonSama

I love the non-chocolate part of mikados, so when I eat mikados, I eat all the chocolate on the stick and leave the bottom part in the box. Then when there is no chocolate left I eat the little stick pieces like peanuts.


olivier1117

I’m sure this is a troll, but still, it must be nice loving in a country where you can waste water while doing kak like this.


damienbosyt

The worst sin ever


desrevermi

Hey, is that the username and password for the network router?