By - DingDongPuddlez
If I want wafer cookies, I buy them. I can understand why KitKat blocked the monster.
I do love a good wafer cookie, but don't waste food.
Heard about the Egyptian tomb stuffed full of wafer, nuts & chocolate?
Archaeologists think it was the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher
Sounds like my kind of pharaoh
How they stay so slim thou
Oh man, it was my secret junk food stash :,(
Please have my babies
Even his balls have nuts.
How would one do this?
With lots and lots of lube.
The Stoner Pharaoh
They were the Highest of all Egypt.
Beautiful masterpiece of a joke, my good man
I think I love you.
If you hear a loud kaboom, it's just the sound of my wife cringing hard after hearing me tell this one.
All I have to say is fuck you
You just elevated my day from good to great with this one!
You should definitely post this in the dadjokes subreddit.
Jesus. That's so fucking funny! I am crying! Best joke I've heard in years! Bravo
Someone just got themselves a new lame dad, Christmas joke to tell the family.
take my upvote and gtfo!
I hate this trend of wasting food in exchange for likes. I've seen a lot of this kind of shit lately
When we wasted food and our parents said "theres starving children around the world", they didnt mean "post videos for them"
Bingo!! Wafer cookies remind me of my grandparents, they always had the ones with vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.
Lemon are best
Right!? Plus, a good wafer is crisp...that suff is all mushy 🤢🤮
I also love water cookie
How about a wet wafer cookie? Nice and soggy...mmmmm.
Takes a monster to know a monster.
They clearly knew what they were doing.
Voortman's are the best ones I've had so far.
But it‘s Nestlé and Nestlé is bad
I agree nestlé is bad but this... this is a different kind of monster
There's a documentary that showed the villagers harvesting coca leaves for Nestle, the film makers said "do you know what these leaves make?"
Documentary: "have you ever tried it?"
(proceed to hand them some small pieces)
Villagers: (*eyes open wide*) "wow, this is good!"
You don't make chocolate out of cocoa leaves. You make it out of the beans.
Who knows what the next victim will be…
Wait nestle makes kitkats?
e: Made by Hershey's in the US! Nestle everywhere else. I'm safe.
Two monsters don't make a superhero. This is not a cumulative thing.
Wafer cookies are way better than Kit Kats anyways.
Or eat the chokolate off of the outsides first
Yuch, this not what KitKat meant by break me off a peice. Soggy wafer cookie
I can see why KitKat blocked this idiot
monster is what I'd say too.
This hurts. Thank God that Kit Kat blocked them
The skeptic in me thinks viral marketing is getting impressive lol
You're absolutely right, I'd bet on it if I had the money to spend lol
I don't even care this time. Still funny.
Oh I'm actually a huge fan of clever marketing. Definitely better than paid follow you around the internet ads. If you make me laugh I can still not buy your product but at least you made me laugh.
Same. And why I like certain songs that are obvious commercials, or even shows/movies that are obvious commercials. Sometimes they're just done well.
World War Z was just a 2 hour Pepsi ad
Came away still not a fan of zombies or Pepsi.
We got a viral marketing fan here folks
Honestly, it's this one. Close to no chance KITKAT bothers blocking a real rando.
Kudos to their marketing team, you made it to Reddit's frontpage.
It's totally working too. I now crave kitkats
Good on ya Kit-Kat for doing what needed to be done!
How do I delete someone else's post?
Just tried this. Makes for a very soggy cookie. Would not recommend.
KitKat has now blocked you as well.
I'm pretty sure God blocks you IRL when you do this to a Kitkat.
And if she doesn't, she ought to!
Found Ariana grande
Shitty hand tattoos for everyone!
"What the fuck did I do?!?" she says after commiting an unforgivable act
That Sophia Narwitz on Twitter. The censoring is really stupid since they don't censor the name in the picture.
Alright! Thanks for pointing that out!
Same defense as in Nuermberg.
*everyone blocked this guy
Guy can be a gender neutral term.
Arrest this person immediately
I also came to say this should be against the law, and if you’re dumb enough to post something like this on the inter webs, then you oughta be thrown in candy jail where you get nothing but old candy corn, Necco wafers, black licorice, and stale hard strawberry candies from your granny’s crystal dish.
Don’t forget ribbon candy & those peanut butter Mary Jane candies that come in the orange & black wrapping.
Ewwwww I was trying to think of those! Oh and Bit o Honey
What? Bit o' Honey rocks!
but fuck that monster even more
i don’t know if kitkat is slave free, but if not, little do they know they just washed down the drain the labor of some defenseless child. they deserve us to appreciate the chocolate more than that
Kit Kat did the right thing.
Did it dissociate itself from Nestle or something?
Textbook example of a psychopath
Nestlé are just mad that he has running water that they haven’t taken ownership of yet.
Wafers soaked in water
How is this facepalm?
Well for multiple reasons one of them being that , ypu can just buy, wafers, i assume.
How is this a facepalm?
Why is this facepalm?
Okay but my god the process in which this happened first of all the guy posting this thinking "Maybe there will be one or two like minded people on the internet." or conversely "He he ain't I a stinker?" Then the tweet got popular enough because he did not tag KitKat in the post that a person running KitKat's twitter not only saw it but looked over at his desk mate and said "Are you seeing this shit??" And blocked them.
She actually. That's Sophia Narwitz on Twitter.
Censored the username even though their full name is right there on the sticky note. The real facepalm
Imagine being horrible that even nestlé blocks you
no, no, you see the problem is that you washed it off with *water*. you should know how much nestle hate giving people the human right to water.
They can’t be trusted.
i would’ve blocked him too
Pretty sure the dude was just trolling lol
Man I hate this image. Why are the bots posting it again?
This made satan cry
I don't know what that stuff on the outside of a kit-kat is but it's not chocolate. Eat any actual chocolate and then a kit-kat and it will taste like nothing but sugar.
Gotta wash off the child slavery
But that's what gives the delicate taste of despair & misery.
On the rare occasion i have a kitkat when i wanna have the wafer i bite the chocolate off and eat the wafer seperatly once i eat one wafer i move on to eating chocolate off the next stick
Who follows a candy bar?
Kit Kat blocked them because this “crazy” habit was just a shameless attempt at internet fame by a wannabe influencer who blatantly post-it noted their name.
This is almost as bad as that girls bf who would rinse off hot/cooked frozen pizza to "cool it down faster".
I had forgotten all about that. Dude is a monster.
#WHY WOULD YOU WASH THE CHOCOLATE OFF
#THE CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST PART
Fuck nestle. (They make Kit Kat.)
Really old repost.
Well deserved lol
This reminds me of the time someone said they like mustard on pop tarts on twitter
I mean, instead of washing the chocolate off, dip that shit in your coffee, the chocolate stays in the coffee and you get your wafer cookie
A well deserved blocking.
What the fuck? That's blasphemy.
For the love of all that is holy, please have the decency to suck the chocolate off if you want to enjoy the wafer on its own.
r/eyebleach after wafers in water...
You’re blockin their brand…. Not gonna fly on twitter….
Very ballsy of Kit Kat though
"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE"
You foul beast destroying that precious Kit Kat
KitKat would block my daughter, first time she had one she took it out of the wrapper and took a big bite out of it sideways. I looked at her and said *"ahhh, what the hell?!?"*, my wife turned to see what I was talking about, same reaction.
why would you eat kit kat
KitKat is just a glorified cookie anyway.
Wait til they send the death squad. Few know of the kit Kat ninjas
I'm guessing their ninja hit team utilizes KitKatanas?
If I had an award I'd pass it along..but here take my upvote you rascal and have a great day.
Have an award for fellow redditor on my account. Do you want one? Fuck it have one!
Yeah I have never seen them though. Legend has it they come in pairs or in the most offensive agregious instances a quartet.
I agree with the sentiment, disagree with the methodology.
you did the right thing censoring the username. i wouldnt be able to stop myself
lol, i once got banned from bubble o bills facebook page for complaining i bought an ice cream that was missing the bubble gum nose.
ffs they couldve just given me a bs apology, rather than block me
Imagine a world where you could actually buy the [uncoated wafers](https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/two-orange-filled-wafer-cookies-picture-id174694362), or even better buy the uncoated wafers in [multiple flavors!](https://munsell.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/chocolate-strawberry-vanilla-wafer-cookies.png).
Wouldn't that be crazy!
Bro that second pic looks disgusting
Consider it an honor to be blocked by Nestlé. They're psychopathic slavers.
You know you can fucking buy wafers right?
He knows what he done. Bastard should be in jail, the isolation wing, with a Hannibal Lecter mask on.
*You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?*
And that's why twitter is a place of evil.
Omg I can't breathe haha xDDDDD
I love the non-chocolate part of mikados, so when I eat mikados, I eat all the chocolate on the stick and leave the bottom part in the box. Then when there is no chocolate left I eat the little stick pieces like peanuts.
I’m sure this is a troll, but still, it must be nice loving in a country where you can waste water while doing kak like this.
The worst sin ever
Hey, is that the username and password for the network router?