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Bytrsweet

This guy is so edgy he calls himself hope.


WantToBeACyborg

That's how they trick ya


CarnyMaxim_Slight90

Exactly! Gotta be quicker and get ‘em!


rolendd

Hopethegamer don’t find your house


Bjokkes

Nice.


Dramajunker

HOPEIDONTSERIALKILLU


thelongernow

Hope they don’t think I’m edgy uwu


PlatinumMode

u better hope he don’t find you too


IdontBELONGhereDOyou

Hope is a stripper name


DribbleMeTimbers

His gamertag is short for 'HopeTheGamerDoesntFindOutWhereYouLive'


ahfunny

lmfaoo


TrexrunNgun06

Pfp makes it even better


MW4712

Imagine he’s actually a serial killer tho


ahfunny

hey i guess i’ll find out


syamgamelover

Let us know.


ArcticISAF

*Last post: Oct. 15 2021*


theogkinglion

F


Mogetfog

It would be like that guy who found a land mine and posted asking what it was then never posted again after saying he was going to try and open it with a screwdriver.


MaDDeuss

Source, please?


UncatchableCreatures

Tell him where you live for science


IdontBELONGhereDOyou

123 road street usa america


TotemRiolu

RIP op


bcnewell88

Should have been like, “Yes, and have you watched the show Dexter? See you in 10.”


Spczippo

I always respond, 'If you are, come on over and get it done with, and make sure you kill enough to get on the news so people might remember my name in 20 years'


JerrisonTM

Homie just incriminated himself then


keastes

Pretty sure he's a cereal killer.


034TH

Diabetes included


Everettrivers

FOLLOW YOUR NOSE IT ALWAYS KNOWS THE FLAVOR OF DEATH WHEREVER IT GOES!


GrimThursday

Almost positive that’s why OP put it up on Reddit, in case he gets murdered it’s a good lead for the cops


[deleted]

Give him a random address in Texas


Thirsted

You gonna get the serial killer killed


imitation_crab_meat

It's like reverse SWATting...


KING_CONSEQUENCE

Well he's planning to kill your cereal you can't let that slide


Disastrous-Ad-2357

That's the joke


SayNoToStim

1600 Pennsylvania ave or any other place with the secret service


Cantore18

*googles Ted Cruz address*


yolper123

Especially Lubbock


AardQuenIgni

Abilene, they shoot neighbors over trash in alleyways.


IGotNoStringsOnMe

This is just plain misinformation. Hogwash and slander. They dont need a *reason* to shoot their neighbors in Abilene.


AmadeusKurisu

They play Rocket League, FIFA and Fortnite. I think you’re fine.


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

Oh yeah? Well I heard their dad works at Microsoft.


Skysr70

Jokes on him, my dad works at Nintendo


AnonAlcoholic

Oh really? I heard his dad works at Blackwater.


IveGotDMunchies

Man Rocket League was such a nice community in the first year or two before kiddos and unstable gamers realized it was a thing. I miss those days.


Skyintime54

Fucking facts


ShitPropagandaSite

Idk bro ..have you ever played those games? It's a cesspool which only someone as unstable as a serial killer can traverse for long periods of time.


kduff89

Tbh I think someone as psychopathic as a serial killer would never play those games. He would play Animal Crossing and make all the villagers miserable.


Wallace_II

Sounds like a sociopath to me.


girhen

So they're too broke for a flight...


EatMyPixi3Dust

Aka, he's 12.


Lukthar123

Damn, must be an interesting CV.


kopecs

He meant *Cereal Killer**


WyvernRathalos

He probably kills Apple Jack's every morning before he fucks someone's mom. Xbox be real


FreedTMG

Those are so gross, they deserve to die.


Terakahn

What, apple jacks are great.


FreedTMG

Suffered through a bowl of them once, never again.


_Wyrm_

I don't know whether to be amused or offended that you'd refer to ***enjoying*** a bowl of Kellogg's brand Apple Jacks™ as "suffering through"...


FreedTMG

Enjoyment was only had when I realized I'd never have to eat that garbage again.


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FreedTMG

Had them once like, ten years ago. I just remember it was disgusting.


wrath_of_grunge

dude, i love me some apple jacks. don't hate just cause it's not your thing.


TalkingMeowth

Fucking someone’s mom? He’s probably a 12 year old kid


WyvernRathalos

On Xbox every twelve year old fucks moms


imallSevens

Report and move on


CarnyMaxim_Slight90

Smart


TheGreat_Danton

I was gonna say, what’s the opposite of swatting? Or self-swatting?


IIIDevianceIII

No fun in that


Skullzongamez

A lot of fun in that


CarnyMaxim_Slight90

But safer.


IcyDickbutts

Give Hope your address and leave a doormat out front that simply says "reported."


Renzetii-chan

He’s an Xbox gamer! Be very afraid!


CarnyMaxim_Slight90

That why I don’t talk to people on Xbox. They’re just not fun.


edogfu

I live in Chicago. He can come visit me.


tjplager32

If he survives you guys then send him my way to St. Louis. We’ll break his car window out in a children’s hospital parking lot and then steal nothing out of it.


Sargatanus

Then send him to Philly and let nature take its course.


basketcase7

RIP hitchBOT


Sargatanus

Upvote for reference, but I can’t post an angry emoji on Reddit


APsWhoopinRoom

"So anyway, I started blasting"


Lethal212

Haha that legit happened to my mom except it was a church parking lot, near the children’s hospital.


tjplager32

People are shitty. I’m about 10 minutes west of downtown. My gf used to live walking distance from the St. Louis arch (where a St. Louis blues prospect just got held at gun point btw during their training camp a few weeks ago) and my car got broken into twice being left there overnight before she moved in with me. I told her she didn’t have to split any bills with me because I was already saving money by not having to buy new car windows.


nutmeggold

Lemme guess... gta online player?🗿


ahfunny

got it in one


First-Alert

i certainly hope you reported this dumbass. little shits like this need help but also need to be taught stupid shit like this has no place


wildadragon

I already know he meant to spell it "cereal killer'.


mifan

AKA Cap’n Crunch


Sargatanus

This is too underrated


ahfunny

💀💀


Qatarairlines

He kills cereal


wildadragon

Yup killing boxes of cereal in his mommas basement.


GeekynGlorious

"What are the odds? We're *both* serial killers! Don't let me find out where your mom lives..."


62greatness

You should assassinate him


Sargatanus

Nah, he was already teabagged


SOSXrayPichu

Yikes…Saying that he would kill over a video game? Big L.


ahfunny

yes, him and his "black friends" were gonna come find me Lmfaoo


SOSXrayPichu

Definitely should send him a fake address.


Sargatanus

Ok now I *really* want him to come to Chicago. I’ve got a whole 90’s Cartoon of diversity ready to give him a pep talk once he makes it through the Blue Line. And the wrought iron fence.


theonlyone38

Excuse me sir, this is a Wendy's.


CarnyMaxim_Slight90

Give me my NUGGETS!!!!


momopeachpeach

he's *the* serial killer


HumanOverseer

if op never posts again we know what happened


BenderIsGreat64

99 New York Avenue, NE Washington, DC 20226


ahfunny

now that’s a good place to send him


gertzerlla

Isn't that, uh, against TOS?


Chaddles94

Report his message and he'll get chat banned for a while. See if he can find victims then


xXDeathStorm15Xx

Best watch yourself. He's a serial killer oOOooOOo


witchtrip87

Plays dayz fo sure


IveGotDMunchies

Gta player. DayZ players dont give a shit about losing loot.


pixel8knuckle

Ah young kids are so funny. I like the response though, out maturing the cave brain without going Tourette’s mode, good restraint.


hdiieudbdjdjjeojd

What's up with his weird gamertag


FuckRandyMoss

Funniest shit was when some guy said he’d boot me in ow and I asked him how the weather was in the city he lived. Pure silence


Caimthehero

damn now his tag is going to get spammed from everybody wanting to die


bombochido

You can have that guys arrested if you wanted to.


Tman_Hall

Give him the address of the White House. The rest will work itself out.


Alenobyl

„Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?”


TwitchMayne

Wouldn't that.....kind of be his thing though if he was a serial killer?? Finding where you live and all that jazz lol


becausehumor

the response of "of course" like it's a totally normal question is so funny to me


NyanCatMatt

If this is how the guy who works at Microsoft raises his kids, I don't know if I want to continue my membership.


grieftx

LOL NO WAY 😭


DoomZooka

Bwwahahah thats an epic message though


Sargatanus

Is there more or did I make popcorn for nothing?


ahfunny

oh there was plenty more, but he ended up deleting all of his messages


Sargatanus

“Jaedan it’s time for bed, and if you’re harassing people who beat you on your Nintendo again, you won’t get the WiFi password for a week!”


tomster785

Send him your real address. It'll be fun.


ahfunny

that’s actually not a bad idea


tomster785

He'll either realise you don't take him seriously at all, OR he'll actually come to your house and you'll have an anecdote of that time a creepy xbox guy came to your house dressed in a gimp suit.


ahfunny

now that’s a win win situation


WantToBeACyborg

Unless the weewee swats you


CarnyMaxim_Slight90

Which… could happen.


DapperHoboDojo

Do exactly what all the great serial killers never do. Reveal to victims that you are a serial killer before you even are arrested.


paolocase

Why is their avatar the last shot of Moonlight?


kvpfan

At best he's a cereal killer


SL4D

Weird flex but ok


Zokay17

Just send him to your local trap house and they'll take it from there.


toolsofpwnage

At least he is not a cereal killer


ByteChkR

EDD mounted. Let him come!


thelongernow

“Do it you coward.”


RedditOpinionist

Send him his own address


General_Orthopox

\>be dumbass \>Become serial killer \>Doxx yourself on Xbox live to own the noobs.


[deleted]

Serial Killer rule number 1: Never tell anyone you are a serial killer. This dude is obviously an amateur.


Theredditanator420

r/Iamverybadass


TCR_A

Now imagine if u put his address in there


lactosefree1

Give him the address of the pentagon


Jetzve

Don’t let him find your mom too


theoofmoment

[how the mf felt throughout that](https://youtube.com/shorts/3YJLMyuTtHM?feature=share)


Marcello_

I miss this


Paragammon264

Whats the context?


DoveEvalyn

r/iamverybadass


NimbusTO

Probably a 7 year old.


ActualRaccon3

he's joke hahaha obviously serial killer.


deptutydong

Hahahah people try to be so damn cool


IveGotDMunchies

Kid couldnt kill his way out of a wet Rice Krispies box.


ryhaltswhiskey

plot twist: if you tell him where you live he will show up at your house and force you to sit through his 2 hour long poorly written Ted Talk about serial killers


Terakahn

I think he meant cereal killer.


RealH3lm

is the m minutes or months


Kobachalypse

That's such a child thing to say. Lmao. Definitely a kid and not infact a killer of serial.


RammingAries

You shouldn't have replied. He will track your ip address and hack your toaster and kill you while you're taking a shower.


TemporaryImaginary

He’s a child. Check out his YouTube, it’s all Roblox. EDGY.


domestic_omnom

Be prepared OP. He's on to your Trix.


Crazy_Employ8617

*watches Dexter once*


pwfoff

It's Micheal Myers 🙁


Bossfireball

Be like: “wow, what are the chances of two serial killers meeting up?”


Post-Financial

More like cereal killer 😎


jaffakree83

"Well I'd hate to think I spent all day cleaning my guns for nothing."


ProblemLongjumping12

He almost definitely killed Captain Crunch this morning.


ZodiacTyko

Cereal killer


camm44

/sadcringe


Ill_Relationship1291

Give ‘em my Address I’ll end his spree 💥


TTVRealRedditor

[How this dude felt typing this message](https://youtu.be/6QXY8Wz341Y)


DraymondShldntWear23

You should copy paste some of the ToS that he's broken to him and see if he keeps up the facade. Maybe even mention the authorities.


Bickhartna

I like to kill me some cereal also corn pops, resse puffs so many to choose from.


Lardex_the_destroyer

Man is so edgy. He cuts himself smearing butter on a piece of toast


jdupe6

I would've sent him my neighbors address. I don't like my neighbor


AkaliAz

lol it's funny what the gamers says on the chat. They says all that but they don't do anything at all. I've seen way too many players in online games saying something like that when they get mad but don't do anything at all but hope you are okay. Stay safe out there.


Iohet

You ever hear of a ritual killing? A he he he he he


Fr0S7_BYTE

r/Cringetopia


KawaiiKaiju55

Please be careful, this person seems extremely dangerous.


Iloveyouweed

This seems like the perfect opportunity to reply to him with the navy seal copypasta.


BuzzyShizzle

So a serial killer that just kills people that he finds out where they live? No vetting or planning? Just tells them he'll kill them? BoooOOOooo. Worst serial killer I've ever seen.


shanxst4R

Though you got scared and posted this on reddit to get attention in case he really is. Haha. (:


The_Kaiser249

Should have replied "Yeah, your gameplay".


GUTSY-69

Let me guess…cod ?


Bornheck

That’s when you just say “Go ahead, door’s unlocked.”


tobydiah

Best way to successfully kill people. By warning them first.


DJANARKI

lmao triggered much !!!


szibell

Kids are dumb and cringy.