By - ahfunny
This guy is so edgy he calls himself hope.
That's how they trick ya
Exactly! Gotta be quicker and get ‘em!
Hopethegamer don’t find your house
Hope they don’t think I’m edgy uwu
u better hope he don’t find you too
Hope is a stripper name
His gamertag is short for 'HopeTheGamerDoesntFindOutWhereYouLive'
Pfp makes it even better
Imagine he’s actually a serial killer tho
hey i guess i’ll find out
Let us know.
*Last post: Oct. 15 2021*
It would be like that guy who found a land mine and posted asking what it was then never posted again after saying he was going to try and open it with a screwdriver.
Tell him where you live for science
123 road street usa america
Should have been like, “Yes, and have you watched the show Dexter? See you in 10.”
I always respond, 'If you are, come on over and get it done with, and make sure you kill enough to get on the news so people might remember my name in 20 years'
Homie just incriminated himself then
Pretty sure he's a cereal killer.
FOLLOW YOUR NOSE IT ALWAYS KNOWS THE FLAVOR OF DEATH WHEREVER IT GOES!
Almost positive that’s why OP put it up on Reddit, in case he gets murdered it’s a good lead for the cops
Give him a random address in Texas
You gonna get the serial killer killed
It's like reverse SWATting...
Well he's planning to kill your cereal you can't let that slide
That's the joke
1600 Pennsylvania ave or any other place with the secret service
*googles Ted Cruz address*
Abilene, they shoot neighbors over trash in alleyways.
This is just plain misinformation. Hogwash and slander.
They dont need a *reason* to shoot their neighbors in Abilene.
They play Rocket League, FIFA and Fortnite. I think you’re fine.
Oh yeah? Well I heard their dad works at Microsoft.
Jokes on him, my dad works at Nintendo
Oh really? I heard his dad works at Blackwater.
Man Rocket League was such a nice community in the first year or two before kiddos and unstable gamers realized it was a thing. I miss those days.
Idk bro ..have you ever played those games?
It's a cesspool which only someone as unstable as a serial killer can traverse for long periods of time.
Tbh I think someone as psychopathic as a serial killer would never play those games. He would play Animal Crossing and make all the villagers miserable.
Sounds like a sociopath to me.
So they're too broke for a flight...
Aka, he's 12.
Damn, must be an interesting CV.
He meant *Cereal Killer**
He probably kills Apple Jack's every morning before he fucks someone's mom. Xbox be real
Those are so gross, they deserve to die.
What, apple jacks are great.
Suffered through a bowl of them once, never again.
I don't know whether to be amused or offended that you'd refer to ***enjoying*** a bowl of Kellogg's brand Apple Jacks™ as "suffering through"...
Enjoyment was only had when I realized I'd never have to eat that garbage again.
Had them once like, ten years ago. I just remember it was disgusting.
dude, i love me some apple jacks. don't hate just cause it's not your thing.
Fucking someone’s mom? He’s probably a 12 year old kid
On Xbox every twelve year old fucks moms
Report and move on
I was gonna say, what’s the opposite of swatting? Or self-swatting?
No fun in that
A lot of fun in that
Give Hope your address and leave a doormat out front that simply says "reported."
He’s an Xbox gamer! Be very afraid!
That why I don’t talk to people on Xbox. They’re just not fun.
I live in Chicago. He can come visit me.
If he survives you guys then send him my way to St. Louis. We’ll break his car window out in a children’s hospital parking lot and then steal nothing out of it.
Then send him to Philly and let nature take its course.
Upvote for reference, but I can’t post an angry emoji on Reddit
"So anyway, I started blasting"
Haha that legit happened to my mom except it was a church parking lot, near the children’s hospital.
People are shitty. I’m about 10 minutes west of downtown. My gf used to live walking distance from the St. Louis arch (where a St. Louis blues prospect just got held at gun point btw during their training camp a few weeks ago) and my car got broken into twice being left there overnight before she moved in with me.
I told her she didn’t have to split any bills with me because I was already saving money by not having to buy new car windows.
Lemme guess... gta online player?🗿
got it in one
i certainly hope you reported this dumbass. little shits like this need help but also need to be taught stupid shit like this has no place
I already know he meant to spell it "cereal killer'.
AKA Cap’n Crunch
This is too underrated
He kills cereal
Yup killing boxes of cereal in his mommas basement.
"What are the odds? We're *both* serial killers! Don't let me find out where your mom lives..."
You should assassinate him
Nah, he was already teabagged
Yikes…Saying that he would kill over a video game? Big L.
yes, him and his "black friends" were gonna come find me Lmfaoo
Definitely should send him a fake address.
Ok now I *really* want him to come to Chicago. I’ve got a whole 90’s Cartoon of diversity ready to give him a pep talk once he makes it through the Blue Line. And the wrought iron fence.
Excuse me sir, this is a Wendy's.
Give me my NUGGETS!!!!
he's *the* serial killer
if op never posts again we know what happened
99 New York Avenue, NE
Washington, DC 20226
now that’s a good place to send him
Isn't that, uh, against TOS?
Report his message and he'll get chat banned for a while. See if he can find victims then
Best watch yourself. He's a serial killer oOOooOOo
Plays dayz fo sure
Gta player. DayZ players dont give a shit about losing loot.
Ah young kids are so funny. I like the response though, out maturing the cave brain without going Tourette’s mode, good restraint.
What's up with his weird gamertag
Funniest shit was when some guy said he’d boot me in ow and I asked him how the weather was in the city he lived. Pure silence
damn now his tag is going to get spammed from everybody wanting to die
You can have that guys arrested if you wanted to.
Give him the address of the White House. The rest will work itself out.
„Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?”
Wouldn't that.....kind of be his thing though if he was a serial killer?? Finding where you live and all that jazz lol
the response of "of course" like it's a totally normal question is so funny to me
If this is how the guy who works at Microsoft raises his kids, I don't know if I want to continue my membership.
NO WAY 😭
Bwwahahah thats an epic message though
Is there more or did I make popcorn for nothing?
oh there was plenty more, but he ended up deleting all of his messages
“Jaedan it’s time for bed, and if you’re harassing people who beat you on your Nintendo again, you won’t get the WiFi password for a week!”
Send him your real address. It'll be fun.
that’s actually not a bad idea
He'll either realise you don't take him seriously at all, OR he'll actually come to your house and you'll have an anecdote of that time a creepy xbox guy came to your house dressed in a gimp suit.
now that’s a win win situation
Unless the weewee swats you
Which… could happen.
Do exactly what all the great serial killers never do. Reveal to victims that you are a serial killer before you even are arrested.
Why is their avatar the last shot of Moonlight?
At best he's a cereal killer
Weird flex but ok
Just send him to your local trap house and they'll take it from there.
At least he is not a cereal killer
EDD mounted. Let him come!
“Do it you coward.”
Send him his own address
\>Become serial killer
\>Doxx yourself on Xbox live to own the noobs.
Serial Killer rule number 1: Never tell anyone you are a serial killer.
This dude is obviously an amateur.
Now imagine if u put his address in there
Give him the address of the pentagon
Don’t let him find your mom too
[how the mf felt throughout that](https://youtube.com/shorts/3YJLMyuTtHM?feature=share)
I miss this
Whats the context?
Probably a 7 year old.
he's joke hahaha obviously serial killer.
Hahahah people try to be so damn cool
Kid couldnt kill his way out of a wet Rice Krispies box.
plot twist: if you tell him where you live he will show up at your house and force you to sit through his 2 hour long poorly written Ted Talk about serial killers
I think he meant cereal killer.
is the m minutes or months
That's such a child thing to say. Lmao. Definitely a kid and not infact a killer of serial.
You shouldn't have replied. He will track your ip address and hack your toaster and kill you while you're taking a shower.
He’s a child. Check out his YouTube, it’s all Roblox. EDGY.
Be prepared OP. He's on to your Trix.
*watches Dexter once*
It's Micheal Myers 🙁
Be like: “wow, what are the chances of two serial killers meeting up?”
More like cereal killer 😎
"Well I'd hate to think I spent all day cleaning my guns for nothing."
He almost definitely killed Captain Crunch this morning.
Give ‘em my
Address I’ll end his spree 💥
[How this dude felt typing this message](https://youtu.be/6QXY8Wz341Y)
You should copy paste some of the ToS that he's broken to him and see if he keeps up the facade. Maybe even mention the authorities.
I like to kill me some cereal also corn pops, resse puffs so many to choose from.
Man is so edgy. He cuts himself smearing butter on a piece of toast
I would've sent him my neighbors address. I don't like my neighbor
lol it's funny what the gamers says on the chat. They says all that but they don't do anything at all. I've seen way too many players in online games saying something like that when they get mad but don't do anything at all but hope you are okay. Stay safe out there.
You ever hear of a ritual killing? A he he he he he
Please be careful, this person seems extremely dangerous.
This seems like the perfect opportunity to reply to him with the navy seal copypasta.
So a serial killer that just kills people that he finds out where they live? No vetting or planning? Just tells them he'll kill them?
BoooOOOooo. Worst serial killer I've ever seen.
Though you got scared and posted this on reddit to get attention in case he really is. Haha. (:
Should have replied "Yeah, your gameplay".
Let me guess…cod ?
That’s when you just say “Go ahead, door’s unlocked.”
Best way to successfully kill people. By warning them first.
lmao triggered much !!!
Kids are dumb and cringy.