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What is it?
They don't know
He’s saying their economy is a joke
Mate i was joking too, i am turkish.
Ein Döner ohne scharf
Merkez Bankası 🔥
That's a goddamn animal, not a country.
Someone save me from this suffering called being chilean.
Just walk 3 meters away from the coast and boom you're in Argentina
i'm not climbing those mountains
Shit you're right
it does get chile up there
Wena hermano jcjcjckk
Whats the best thing about Switzerland? Idk, but the flag is a plus
That’s literally the only joke non-Swiss people can make on Switzerland.
Here is a Swiss joke about Switzerland:
How do you call someone who can scare a German person?
mama come picc me up pls he scary
Im german, and i dont get it
I’m not proud that I laughed at this
You guys want to tell that you speak German(I know not all of Switzerland speaks German but the majority) but nobody really understands what you're saying
Dachtest du ich mach einen WW2 Witz. Tja tut mir leid aber Lederhose
I didn't understand it, but "WW2" did the job
'Did you think I'd make a WW2 joke. Oh well I am sorry but leather knickers'
I was hoping it was "imagine losing not one, but two world wars"
Bayern ist nicht teil von deutschland
Scheiße stimmt. Senk you for dreveling wis Deutsche Bahn
BAYERN IST BAYERN , DEUTSCHLAND IST DEUTSCHLAND !
Nepal it is
Why can't you have a normal flag like every other country
God can't name a country nipple so he named it as nepal
How did you let 2 angry men with silly mustaches invade u?
Both Stalin and Hitler thought they have better moustaches than Piłsudski
My Car is already there
You speak russian, don't you?
Hits too close to home...
Nah that was Germany
I arrived in London 6 week ago... I already speak polish ! 😶🇬🇧🇲🇨
what about IRAN ??
How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan?
Sadly most Afghans could not :(
If Apple made a fitness program, it would be called an iRan.
Iran a mile this morning
Iran over a couple toddlers on the road.
Damn, these concrete shoes are heavy. What I should swim with these on?
WOW MAFIA JOKE most of my family comes from Sicily wouldn’t be enough, I’m actually friends with a guy that captured a lot of mafia bosses here, in the italian catalogue we have a Netflix series about him
Oh but your food is great
That’s the joke already….
Thanks for doing my job
America is like the joke and the punchline at the same time
Yeah u too :D
Edit: grammer. yes. I fucked up with 3 words. :v
If so Hungry, then just eat Turkey
But there's Greece on it
I'll just have the Czech, then
Let me Polish that for you first
Don't Russian your job
bro these jokes are getting so bad that iran
Oman ! Really ? If you need a place to run to U Are In luck
Don't worry dude I'm pretty Chile
We were kinda eaten by turkey in the past...
The moment when you can see your whole country just by climbing on your house.
We call that a perk. You can see the in-laws coming from miles away.
It's great but that's also why anyone can see me smuggling drugs to Germany from miles away
Also ocean rises a cuple more meters and half a cuntry will be under water.
That's why we so tall
We rule the water, the ocean knows better than to mess with us
piglins and ghasts
Thats why we have windmills, to blow the ghasts away.
Canada. We really loved our native people and treated them with care.
I was about to say that
hashemite kingdom of jordan
imagine living in a country named after sneakers brand
Hashemite kingdom of BASED
You mean China?
+1 million social credits
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为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
Female prime minis... oh wait, fan
Imagine not having vodka after vodka
Imagine not drinking your after work Vodka
In Soviet Russia you don’t drink vodka vodka drinks you
Wait, my money is gone!
I live in Romania and I can confirm! Also my money is gone!
Tsunami goes brrr
OP will have to go to jail after this one.
We'll hunt him down
Yes, but I am not brave enough to do racist jokes about Indian people. I need your tech and math tutorials on YT
Hello as It happens I'm under the water and your computer has virus
Can you check if my computer has viwus?
That will be 5000$ first pay up
Google Play gift card?
MA'AM WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM CARD!
I was just checking if it works.
He didnt even bother comment lmao he knew he would get into trouble
Send bob and vagene pics.
Hello Ma'am I am Alex from Microsoft ...your windows expired , we will send you otp please share.
Roses are red
Look there's a dime
Kosovo is now mine
Too easy, I'm from French Brittany xD
Why are you living in a part of France that neither has good weather nor is called Paris.
Cuz it has no tolls and tons of alcohool :D
Tons of alcohol? I'm on my way
Why can't you eat normal things?
Ell pie? Black pudding? Anything else?
Yo why is my bed made of useless money?
Damn you almost killed him bruh.
You should put NSFW on this reply
Who is ladesh. And why should I bang him/her
Bang her?? I hardly know her!!
Do you also drink other things except beer
The world's hardest language to pronounce.
We shouldn't joke about a disability, being Fr*nch is no joke
-300000000000000000000 social credit your execution date is tomorow. Btw nothing happened on tiananmen square in 1989
-Juan Xina(Being Chilling)
Student protests , what a dumb western propaganda idea to destabilize our golrious peoples republic.
+10 social credit.
yo how this dude made a blank comment
Nothing related to nazis, work, beer or word building.
Senk you for dreveling wis Deutsche Bahn
Well played lad
I actually would give you a medal if I could
is a drug
Kim John Shoots you with a aa gun
Im from Puerto Rico
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