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Dudesanitizer

Turkey


0BestUserName0

Too obvious


Fapley7

Economy.


dodo_bird97

What is it?


Miknik2004

They don't know


Haman134

He’s saying their economy is a joke


dodo_bird97

Mate i was joking too, i am turkish.


YaSinsBaba

Oof


Triblado

Happy Thanksgiving


Southern-Reward-6179

Ein Döner ohne scharf


Elegant_Mousse_9773

K


emre_the_keklikci

A


HelloWorld_699

R


emor67

A


Goingdownforever

B


fffffgf

O


DollarHoot

Ğ


atantony77

A


chinmoys

Merkez Bankası 🔥


GeoJoymanSays

That's a goddamn animal, not a country.


lcsco

Someone save me from this suffering called being chilean.


Southern-Reward-6179

Just walk 3 meters away from the coast and boom you're in Argentina


lcsco

i'm not climbing those mountains


Southern-Reward-6179

Shit you're right


dankmoimer

it does get chile up there


MaybeYourLover

Wena hermano jcjcjckk


Warrendo

Switzerland


Alternative_Fig6402

Whats the best thing about Switzerland? Idk, but the flag is a plus


La_Marmotte_94

That’s literally the only joke non-Swiss people can make on Switzerland. Here is a Swiss joke about Switzerland: How do you call someone who can scare a German person? A Swiss-German


Mountain-Weight-5747

mama come picc me up pls he scary


Fancy_Waffel

Im german, and i dont get it


pasinc20

I’m not proud that I laughed at this


Renato999999

stögelischueh


Southern-Reward-6179

You guys want to tell that you speak German(I know not all of Switzerland speaks German but the majority) but nobody really understands what you're saying


Crazy_Gamer297

Chääschüechli


Warrendo

Chuchichäschtli


PXL514

Germany


Southern-Reward-6179

Dachtest du ich mach einen WW2 Witz. Tja tut mir leid aber Lederhose


CosmicCosmix

I didn't understand it, but "WW2" did the job


myarsehasteeth

'Did you think I'd make a WW2 joke. Oh well I am sorry but leather knickers'


_Maxie_

I was hoping it was "imagine losing not one, but two world wars"


FairyPrrr

And Lederhose


PXL514

Bayern ist nicht teil von deutschland


Southern-Reward-6179

Scheiße stimmt. Senk you for dreveling wis Deutsche Bahn


GraphixX97

Nochmal bayern


ILikeTreeeeeeees

BAYERN IST BAYERN , DEUTSCHLAND IST DEUTSCHLAND !


MmXMiLaN

Nepal it is


chiran23

Nipple


Fast_Echidna_8520

Triangle boobies


Southern-Reward-6179

Why can't you have a normal flag like every other country


CosmicCosmix

He roar r/polandball


Stunning_Message_

God can't name a country nipple so he named it as nepal


Kamiyya

Poland


JangSwedishSaxophone

How did you let 2 angry men with silly mustaches invade u?


jdefgh

Both Stalin and Hitler thought they have better moustaches than Piłsudski


Goingdownforever

My Car is already there


Reasonable_Custard66

You speak russian, don't you?


DepressedPolandBall

Hits too close to home...


Yeetasaurus0822

Nah that was Germany


SelDuke

I arrived in London 6 week ago... I already speak polish ! 😶🇬🇧🇲🇨


LooseNeighborhood881

what about IRAN ??


Void115

How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan? Iran


Swift_BS

Pun 100


Krunchy_Almond

Sadly most Afghans could not :(


Southern-Reward-6179

Boom


gnomzy123

Roasted.


GeoJoymanSays

If Apple made a fitness program, it would be called an iRan.


Batterie_Faible_

Iran a mile this morning


Mirvana29

Iran over a couple toddlers on the road.


kracken0406

Italy


Southern-Reward-6179

Damn, these concrete shoes are heavy. What I should swim with these on?


kracken0406

WOW MAFIA JOKE most of my family comes from Sicily wouldn’t be enough, I’m actually friends with a guy that captured a lot of mafia bosses here, in the italian catalogue we have a Netflix series about him


Southern-Reward-6179

Oh but your food is great


sushi-thushie

Murica


Alternative-Shape-59

That’s the joke already….


Southern-Reward-6179

Thanks for doing my job


HotChilliWithButter

America is like the joke and the punchline at the same time


ItzRashid786

You're welcome


Marukosu00

Yeah u too :D Edit: grammer. yes. I fucked up with 3 words. :v


Willing_Chemist8272

Waht


dickcooter

Obesity intensifies


Xiaodisan

Hungry


Wooden_Gas1064

If so Hungry, then just eat Turkey


Goingdownforever

But there's Greece on it


Veselker

I'll just have the Czech, then


DaggerSaber

Let me Polish that for you first


silver_umber

Don't Russian your job


g1111an

bro these jokes are getting so bad that iran


Tub_of_jam66

Oman ! Really ? If you need a place to run to U Are In luck


EvilOmega7

Don't worry dude I'm pretty Chile


zsenya11

We were kinda eaten by turkey in the past...


Southern-Reward-6179

Very Hungry


Used_Bass9577

Very epic


Comprehensive_Moose5

Have Snickers


Lompegast

Netherlands.


Southern-Reward-6179

The moment when you can see your whole country just by climbing on your house.


Lompegast

We call that a perk. You can see the in-laws coming from miles away.


Southern-Reward-6179

It's great but that's also why anyone can see me smuggling drugs to Germany from miles away


cmsmasherreddit

Also ocean rises a cuple more meters and half a cuntry will be under water.


AttieMemes

That's why we so tall


marley_the_sloths

We rule the water, the ocean knows better than to mess with us


McDelper

piglins and ghasts


VQ-Light

Thats why we have windmills, to blow the ghasts away.


AdRelevant721

Canada. We really loved our native people and treated them with care.


Southern-Reward-6179

I was about to say that


GeoJoymanSays

50% A


Waluo360

hashemite kingdom of jordan


ssf_dbst47x

imagine living in a country named after sneakers brand


Ace_on_pc

Lol


JamesPeppiatt

Hashemite kingdom of BASED


NotDickHead

Taiwan


Southern-Reward-6179

You mean China?


Shreyasgt

+1 million social credits


Southern-Reward-6179

Republic of China


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JJKBA

Sweden


Southern-Reward-6179

Ikea


Willing_Chemist8272

Zlatan


CentricJDM

Female prime minis... oh wait, fan


Risk_k

PewDiePie


Remarkable_Beat_7844

Minecraft


ALAYMA

Russia?


Willing_Chemist8272

Imagine not having vodka after vodka


Heisenberg_SG

Vodkception


Southern-Reward-6179

Imagine not drinking your after work Vodka


Battlefield1995

In Soviet Russia you don’t drink vodka vodka drinks you


PowerGood5592

Romania


Southern-Reward-6179

Wait, my money is gone!


GabrielBlanaru

I live in Romania and I can confirm! Also my money is gone!


Cryptizennix

Philippines


Southern-Reward-6179

Tsunami goes brrr


Living_Legend0

India


OkarinPrime

OP will have to go to jail after this one.


wrench_16

We'll hunt him down


Southern-Reward-6179

Yes, but I am not brave enough to do racist jokes about Indian people. I need your tech and math tutorials on YT


Infernaladmiral

Hello as It happens I'm under the water and your computer has virus


OpportunityGloomy573

Damn


VQ-Light

Can you check if my computer has viwus?


Raman035

That will be 5000$ first pay up


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Google Play gift card?


TheDAYNITE

MA'AM WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM CARD!


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

I was just checking if it works.


pranavakp

He didnt even bother comment lmao he knew he would get into trouble


nikkeziii

Send bob and vagene pics.


likmakok69

Hello Ma'am I am Alex from Microsoft ...your windows expired , we will send you otp please share.


LjuboTCG

Serbia


Southern-Reward-6179

Roses are red Look there's a dime Kosovo is now mine


adele599

Pakistan


Corasama

Too easy, I'm from French Brittany xD


Southern-Reward-6179

Why are you living in a part of France that neither has good weather nor is called Paris.


Corasama

Cuz it has no tolls and tons of alcohool :D


Southern-Reward-6179

Tons of alcohol? I'm on my way


Millie_3

Britain.


Southern-Reward-6179

Why can't you eat normal things?


cmsmasherreddit

Ell pie? Black pudding? Anything else?


Willing_Chemist8272

T


HanCapTheAgorist

Argentina


highestRUSSIAN

Yo why is my bed made of useless money?


Background-Delay2591

Brazil


Goingdownforever

7-1 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


Haman134

damn


Felix_Shellberg

Damn you almost killed him bruh.


Satanairn

You should put NSFW on this reply


acacio201

Destruction 100


ShrezzzKnight

r/murderedbywords


CRISPYTOMAT0

BRA71L


mrmasudme

Bangladesh


Southern-Reward-6179

Who is ladesh. And why should I bang him/her


SK12340

Bang her?? I hardly know her!!


mrmasudme

epic bro


shardy753

Czech republic


Southern-Reward-6179

Do you also drink other things except beer


McDelper

zaskleny prezident


ComandanteFrancha

France


Reasonable_Custard66

The world's hardest language to pronounce.


dickcooter

We shouldn't joke about a disability, being Fr*nch is no joke


AdTimely9712

Ireland


FarFromCrying999

Potato famine


winnyLoveReddit

Taiwan


Toothpasteman69

-300000000000000000000 social credit your execution date is tomorow. Btw nothing happened on tiananmen square in 1989


Felix_Shellberg

Absolutely nothing -Juan Xina(Being Chilling)


ILikeTreeeeeeees

Student protests , what a dumb western propaganda idea to destabilize our golrious peoples republic. +10 social credit.


evolutioxn

yo how this dude made a blank comment


Haman134

#


Void115

Non-existant


DR4POS

Germany Extra challange: Nothing related to nazis, work, beer or word building.


Southern-Reward-6179

Senk you for dreveling wis Deutsche Bahn


DR4POS

Well played lad Well played


DR4POS

I actually would give you a medal if I could


Deesubba

Bhutan


Southern-Reward-6179

is a drug


Used_Bass9577

Malaysia.


i-dont-plan-very-wel

M’laysia


cashyup05

Australia


yugantx

North Korea


Battlefield1995

Kim John Shoots you with a aa gun


Myselfnone

Denmark??


Able-Pomegranate3331

Im from Puerto Rico


cumpool12

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