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As_the_r

I left the mailman at home


_Vard_

Always use the excuse of a situation one might want to get out of Respond to “what are you doing Friday?” with “I have to help my dad with something” So that if it turns out to be an offer of something you want to go to, you can express wanting to get out of it “I need help moving” = sorry I’ve already let my dad down twice I can’t do it again, he’ll be pissed “We we’re gonna go play laser tag and get tacos” = oh that sounds fun, I can see about rescheduling with dad


MisterT-88

I dont hav time, my fish is drowning


LeopardHalit

I remember back when I didn’t understand the math floating around her face.


Irklord

I have to... Bury a body?