By - cjconair
I left the mailman at home
Always use the excuse of a situation one might want to get out of
Respond to “what are you doing Friday?” with
“I have to help my dad with something”
So that if it turns out to be an offer of something you want to go to, you can express wanting to get out of it
“I need help moving” = sorry I’ve already let my dad down twice I can’t do it again, he’ll be pissed
“We we’re gonna go play laser tag and get tacos” = oh that sounds fun, I can see about rescheduling with dad
I dont hav time, my fish is drowning
I remember back when I didn’t understand the math floating around her face.
I have to... Bury a body?