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dowphin

"Maybe tomorrow" - every day for the past decade


crossingguardfrank

There was a time… long since forgotten; when all warriors, wisemen, and everyday folk alike slept until noon. A golden age for the night owls, when no judgement was passed amongst peers. Twas only the brave medicine men and women who held vigil throughout the hours protecting us… and the valiant merchants traveling far and wide, ensuring our shares of food and booze were always delivered. That was the age of The Quarantinium.


Mediumaverageness

TODAY I JERK!


ComputerSensitive436

I get up before noon but socializing it's damn hard


tozpeak

Do people from work count?


MrRubbers

Why does this Meme scream "Facebook"


Stalingrad_boy

I mean, I get up at 8am and go outside, but I just go in the woods and avoid people... Until 7pm at least, after that it's hunting time


ErrBodyDoTheChopChop

found the werewolf


Stalingrad_boy

I'm not a werewolf, I'm just a psycho


Pyromaniac935

Just find a friend on the other side of the world and you’ll always be really early.


Jeremiah99E

Get a job... you're up before 6 and get to see the same Fuckerz every day


PillowTalk420

If I argue with someone on Reddit, that counts as interacting with a person as far as I'm concerned. Unless it turns out to be a bot.