T O P
Kreuzbube

You clearly don't want to say!


potatiti

You don’t say


sustainablecaptalist

You don't say!!


nightsentinels

Well, who was it??


pudinnhead

They didn't say. Side note, thank you so much for your comment. My grandpa would do this joke for all the kids in our family and it never failed to make me laugh. I miss him so much.


nightsentinels

It's one of my favorite gags they did in looney tunes! Glad it made you think of a nice memory :)


Reigo_Vassal

You say don't!!


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

Don’t you say


Bacon260998_

Say you don't?


juanchoplox

Say don’t you


DoubleLength

Don't you!


[deleted]

You don't?


Reddit_user1157

You don’t?


Street_Tacos__

Don’t say you!


im_AmTheOne

Say you don't!


No-Leather-3338

Dont say you


Aurelius_7308

do you no say


ToxicMCTV

Happy cake day


beazt124

Happy cake day


roberto_had

DON'T SAY YOU!!!!!!! (Happy Cake Day!! Have some cake 🎂)


DoodleAlienTheGamer

Sorry for interrupting, fellow frog but we have a subreddit r/redditfrogs


0011011100111001

r/youdontsay


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TrailBlanket-_0

Dude... Chill with the language... They're just 14!!


bc_I_said_so

Ha! Have you heard 14 year olds? Fuck does not make a teen blush.


TrailBlanket-_0

Well, good sir, no I have not, for I am just 12 and a half. I do have a friend from Roblox who is turning 14 next month and I swear to my Lord that if he starts using the curses, I will have to ask for my outfits back.


J4NN0SS

You talk like you have a broom shoved up your ass my guy, do you by any chance wear a top hat?


theBeardedHermit

Well certainly. One simply *must* don their top hat whilst indulging in a good rectalsweep. Tis one of the unwritten rules.


Speaker-Past

Lmao


Bendakstarkiller6797

I’m guessing your not actually 12.


Rudulitis

Dude he is not an infant he is 14


TrailBlanket-_0

Brohana I'm just doing my God Given™️ job of protecting young people from Evil™️ over the internet! I get paid $37.50/hr. This comment is going towards my Bonus™️


Cowboie

I respect the hustle broseph


PurpleF0gg

Lmao trademark evil


Lasse_plays

14 year olds don’t exist. It’s a lie by depression to get more depressed people


BlinByard

r/im14andthisisdeep


NinjaLanternShark

/r/im14andidontexist


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NinjaLanternShark

/r/thatsthejokeyousillybot


VoldyTheMoldy456

Created, it's r/thatsthejokesillybot


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NinjaLanternShark

/r/wecandothisallday


VoldyTheMoldy456

I exist to make this bot wrong, just finished making r/im14andidontexist now I'm gonna make those two


IsThisAGoodName4Meh

You do good work citizen.


YeahILikeCHEESE

You will not live long when the robots take over


KichiroReddit

amazing you're the hero we dont deserve


Skrubious

Surprised that's not an actual sub


The_SG1405

Correct


Error_418x

Ironic


skeltord

r/unintentionallyfunny


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ghesh_vargiet

good bot


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QuarantineSucksALot

Good job US! I am a bot lol.


Bm_93

r/technicallythetruth 😂


ei283

Not really, the sub exists now.


rontherat

bad bot


TomKab02

HAH ironic...


FrankRandomLetters

Bot Woosh


Redlion444

Good bot


the_d3f4ult

r/AgedLikeMilk


recoximani

r/Im15andthisisyeet


SnowySupreme

No you arent


reeegod

big depression strikes again


Iunexpected_JoJo109

Well my brother exist. Wait where is he?


Orinslayer

I wouldn't want to tell them if I was 14 either.


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KimPawsible

When I was a kid, I always put my birthday in 1980 cuz that was OH MY GOD SO RIDICULOUSLY OLD. I was born in 1990.


ImaginationBreakdown

I always put 1990...old man


KimPawsible

I AM YOUR FUTURE


pgh9fan

I always put 1962. Because I really am old.


KittenPurrs

Today my mail carrier asked me to confirm I was born before April 23, 2000 so he could release a package to me. I laughed, said yes, and am now burdened with the knowledge that some people born in "the new millennium" can legally drink. This millennium is starting to get dusty and I didn't even notice.


Facudemeco

"When I was your age"


Anti-charizard

Yesterday I applied to get my first Pfizer shot, and I told the site I’m 17 (which I am)


prncs_lulu

I put 7 years in games couse they then dont steal my data


Donghoon

I put in my real DOB cos i like being honest


DwewyNPC

Have you tried not being 14 instead?


Toshero

lmao imagine unironically being 14


Snoo-4878

Absolute cringe


hypernova2121

Pretty sus


Princcraft

I've been there...


Toshero

Glad you grew out of it


BrokenAllday

I’m about to grow out of it this November


Svartdraken

I hear someone talking but I don't see anybody here


QuarantineSucksALot

Glad I could help


DisastrousDeparture7

same


Sv443_

deep


heine789

Couldn’t be me, ever..


ItsyaboiMisbah

Yeah lol, couldn't be me -15 year old


named69user

Same I turned 15 a few days ago


MahiraMalik

15 year gang


mckinnos

No you’re not. The survey said so.


ThatMallGuyTMG

Reminds me of that survey "which gender are you?" and then they name a bunch of 'em and forget to add 'male' lol


yParticle

male is a sex, not a gender /s


Mit3210

Male is a sex though, what's the sarcasm for? The gender would be 'man'.


Yeshua-Hamashiach

Male and Female are genders as well.


Mit3210

Male and female are biological sexes. Genders are social constructs (eg man and woman).


Maltesebasterd

What? Man and woman are legit just different ways to differentiate them.


Yeshua-Hamashiach

There are infinite genders I thought? Meaning any sound out of my mouth can be my gender if I identify as it. I identify as male. Therefore male is a gender.


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I think most people with genuine intentions wouldn’t identify as something to win a Reddit argument though


RealVladimirPutin1

I'm pretty sure gender used to be the same as sex though. That means male was a gender, and I wouldn't understand why it wouldn't be anymore


Mit3210

Gender and sex have always been different things - gender is social, sex is biological. For the vast majority of people in Western society men are males and women are females so the difference doesn't really come up often.


majoroutage

They were effectively synonymous.


ThatMallGuyTMG

Huh? Gender is how the british say it, sex is how americans say it. Its the same word, just different letters


rtvcd

Well from what little we know about it, it could be that it's not directed at men to begin with, thus having "male" as an option is redundant. Plus there's always the possibility that it's just made up.


RandomRedditAkcount

14 is that weird age between 13 and 15


Peteat6

I hate forms! The options never fit reality. I am no longer ashamed about lying on a form just to get past the impossible questions. In online surveys, I sometimes find they don’t include my county. So I have to lie right at the beginning. I get my revenge by happily lying for the rest of the survey.


majoroutage

This is how you beat the algorithm and maintain your privacy.


g3m1e5i2u4l6

My stupid ass tried to press my age 😂


yParticle

Yes, I too, fellow kids, tried to click on an appropriate "button".


OG_Kush_Master

You use your ass to press on your screen?


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Lmao


greg__37

I thought the polls subreddit made bigger sizes for their polls haha


Statement_Opening

I was about too


Pennypenngo

I had one like this where the categories were “Under 21” and “Over 21”. I was 21.


Disturbed_Aidan

You’d think it would be 13 they skipped out because of that stupid rule some places follow not to have a 13 label on things.


yParticle

Lucky!


589ca35e1590b

I guess you don't want to say


Sodiaq

r/im14andwhythefuckarentiallowedtoparticipate


DOGGYBOI249

I don't "see" the problem here.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

r/fuckyouinparticular


Disturbed_Aidan

I don’t want to say it is then


Error_418x

Did a discord mod make this survey?


wiisportscow

im sorry to say this but you dont exist now


_florian__04_

Just tap 15, it'll be fine.


averyfinename

*100 points have been deducted from your social credit score.*


Anwarezfishy

This is ageist


ImTinyRiiiick

r/fuckyouinparticular


cbostwick94

Guess ya dont wanna say huh


probably2embarrassed

/r/im14andthisisimpossible


PS_FuckYouJenny

/r/im14andthisisbullshit


wagglemonkey

Just answer as incorrectly as possible. If they want bad data, give it to them.


Terrestraeon

The survey already knows you’re 14. They want you to check a different number because the actual purpose of the survey is to see which people would clarify to be older or younger than their actual age.


potatohead437

You are not fooling anyone , 14 year olds don’t exist


ChevroletSparkSS

This looks and feels illegal. I know it might not be, but it still raises red flags.


Smoah06

I think every 14yo is a I don’t want to say


ThatHumBird

I guess 14 year olds don't exist at all


SebastianTheArtDude

13, but I'll turn 14 on the 11th of june


NotNotty59

You don’t exist


RyMo_717

You don’t exist then


Potatoislandthefirst

r/im14andthisisdeep


jjba_enjoyer275

we dont exist


SuperbaconatorYT

Oof


Mario_the_hero

IDK why but my brain is telling me this is a r/Iam14andthisisdeep


1derwhale_

Hate to say it bud but 14 year olds clearly don’t exist according to this survey


MrAcerbic

r/softwaregore


LocalDatabase

Isnt reddit fsk 18+?


Muppelpup

Reddit is 13+


ZeroCalorieBacon

It probably should be.


TheArmyOfDucks

What the hell is 14?


_The-Black-Knight_

Fuck 14 year olds in particular.


N_Lord7

We don't take kindly to 14 years olds around here


Bomas_877

lol imagine being 14, cringe


greg__37

To be fair, I didn’t want to admit when I was 14 so I also would have made this survey


[deleted]

lool imagine being 14, 14.5 gang turn up!!!!!!!


Mr_Tuttles

Rbuh 👁👄👁


jenjerx73

Sry it's already taken...try 15!


syncron07

r/14yolddontexist


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just-a-dude69

Whyre you required to take


StraightOuttaDapto

Yes.


K-ON_aviation

12 Im not sure why


generalecchi

r/FuckYouInParticular


WebGhost0101

plot twist, they know and its part of the test.


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r/SummerReddit


Harder_Sensei

10


basements_in_london

"But... I'm 14." Test *now you listen here you little shit.*


MeminUniverseSU

If it’s a required question, why is “I don’t want to say” an option?


Limeila

For 14 year olds


Nooblulu1

Everyone knows that 14 yo people don't exist


Quixdy

I don't want say


[deleted]

Maybe the survey is actually a study about how 14 year olds answer this question


KourinMeetsTaikin

Answer 15, when it comes as wrong, correct them that it is your oriental age (they start at 1, not 0). Badabum-tsh


Aneelics

ah yes some exquisite ages i must say


MsLadyRose

Just say 15


BlinMaker1

They already knew your age.


Redlion444

Tell them nothing.


Redlion444

r/Teenagers


Jackie_Hee_Hee

Please-


lupulin59

Aren’t all kids your age 12?


SilentMaster

Clearly they don't want to hear.


SkyeRainFox

You don't exist at 14 I guess


Gustavious13

Did Matt Gaetz send you this?


Siriusthekitten

Id rather not say but il give a hint, i was born in march 2012


lufa-le-sage

Bruhv


Zooiey_Rae

I remember some surgery one time told me not to lie, and that’s understandable. I tried to enter my date of birth, but it wasn’t working, but the year before and the year after work for some reason. Like, what the heck!?


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