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My wife grew two giant green cucumbers

My wife grew two giant green cucumbers

GinsengFlavouring

Why do you think she did that?


briskettacos

We like enormous pickles?


ProfitTheProphet

Take a hint op.


AdhesivenessLittle38

Enjoy


_nathata

Decent size, the toes are well spaced, looks clean, the color is good but I can barely see the nails of the other toes. I'd rate a 7/10


Goochmanftw

A man of culture


Parnwig

Uh oh


Shamrockah

Pickle one. Yum!


Brief_Buffalo

That's what cucumbers normally look like where i'm from. I was really confused as a student in Europe when buying groceries. I told my sister, I had bought one of those long thin cucumbers but it was terribly bitter. It turned out it was a zucchini.


TexasAggie95

Next week on r/bizarreinsertions ….


S1lent0ne

I cannot believe that isn't a thing.


TexasAggie95

I was too, TBH… Reddit asked if I wanted to start it, but I declined.


Goochmanftw

I didn’t I got you guys


TexasAggie95

Not all heroes wear capes.


b40nobody

Yeah but that toenail polish πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€


BuchoZ77

Wow nice, now she can eat one!


Xelrash

Anyways a foot in these pics...


1istheloniestnumber

Is your sexlife so bad? :-D


Gonergonegone

I'm pounding every which way and can't find the bottom babe. What the hell have you had in here?


centralnjbill

I love that nearly every comment is about the sexual potential for these monsters


TexasAggie95

Well, it is Reddit


JohnJr2233

😏


Dark_Pluto

Going for triple tonight??


Wolfy1bet

Should we tell him?


Redmaxdog1

Hmmm, I wonder why?


krazymantoast

That's thoughtful of her. One for her, and one for you.


gillybilly2017

Good for her.


yer_boi_john

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Burnzee11

Girl's best friends!!


darthmaui728

are they for consumption purposes or


briskettacos

Yeah, we don’t have the patience to grow dildos. Sorry to disappoint but this is just salad porn.


dirtymoney

Are you feeling a little inadequate?


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Leaving?


MikeUnderstands

[good luck ](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CarefulFatherlyHeifer-small.gif)


Interesting_Walrus86

That's you outta the picture for a while...


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Caution 🚧, tunnel under construction


stickup69

Wonder why she grew those? πŸ€”


stickup69

One in the pink, one in the stink.