My wife grew two giant green cucumbers
By - briskettacos
Why do you think she did that?
We like enormous pickles?
Take a hint op.
Decent size, the toes are well spaced, looks clean, the color is good but I can barely see the nails of the other toes. I'd rate a 7/10
A man of culture
Pickle one. Yum!
That's what cucumbers normally look like where i'm from.
I was really confused as a student in Europe when buying groceries.
I told my sister, I had bought one of those long thin cucumbers but it was terribly bitter. It turned out it was a zucchini.
Next week on r/bizarreinsertions ….
I cannot believe that isn't a thing.
I was too, TBH… Reddit asked if I wanted to start it, but I declined.
I didn’t I got you guys
Not all heroes wear capes.
Yeah but that toenail polish 👀👀👀👀
Wow nice, now she can eat one!
Anyways a foot in these pics...
Is your sexlife so bad? :-D
I'm pounding every which way and can't find the bottom babe. What the hell have you had in here?
I love that nearly every comment is about the sexual potential for these monsters
Well, it is Reddit
Going for triple tonight??
Should we tell him?
Hmmm, I wonder why?
That's thoughtful of her. One for her, and one for you.
Good for her.
Girl's best friends!!
are they for consumption purposes or
Yeah, we don’t have the patience to grow dildos. Sorry to disappoint but this is just salad porn.
Are you feeling a little inadequate?
[good luck ](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CarefulFatherlyHeifer-small.gif)
That's you outta the picture for a while...
Caution 🚧, tunnel under construction
Wonder why she grew those? 🤔
One in the pink, one in the stink.