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kw113586

Why are your school bathrooms so nice??


bigboibogai

true those bathrooms are amazing mine looks like someone shat and they kept on missing so it got everywhere


nsfw_vs_sfw

Someone somehow got shit on the ceiling once.


cockcuttertheneater

Wtf


Away-Turnover-2276

What the fuck


valuouldso

Same


TheDarkSinghRises

Same. It was reoccurring so we dubbed them the "Poop bandit"


NyuTekhas

Same


GlizzyGladGARFFIL

You don’t need physics… Physics needs you


ExcitingCorgi9684

Oh no...It's absolutely hilarious. I love it.


streetdog2003

I remember pee dripping from the ceiling , someone must have deliberately pointed his shot up the ceiling.


fredthefishlord

But to reach the ceiling with it... That's quite some power


fort_tripoli

Maybe they were a peebender


Ciel__000

Jesus has seen you last time going to the bathroom


fort_tripoli

Ohh then he must ~~like~~ what he see’s


Dyspooria

That's his favorite shit


fort_tripoli

Ooo then he is in for a treat


jhunkubir_hazra

Jarate.


delsystem32exe

simple physics. we can calculate the velocity of the pee by: law of conservation of energy. mgh = 1/2 mv\^2 gh = 1/2 v\^2 2gh = v\^2 2 x 9.8 x 3meter floor height (which is 10ft) = v\^2 60 = v\^2 v = 7.74 m/s **v = 17.31 mph required for the pee initial velocity to hit cieling.** Because 17.31 > 15mph. This is illegal to do in a school zone. This is why i love physics class. So i can do shit like this. Its a superpower.


JustARedditUser2020

Bro, did you just neglect air resistance


randomaster13

He's doing physics, cows are spheres and the atmosphere doesn't exist.


Prometheus596

lmao


jUsT_aN_iGuaNA

Honestly i'll still believe it cuz I see mafs symbols


ThunderWithGrace

Also neglected the fact that it's not one single drop that's jumping to the top it's a whole tower of fluid being formed


fg5t94v3il

That's nice


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randompower


casecaxas

honstly, with the


DanKoloff

How did you determine it was pee? Did you taste it? Maybe it was lemonade or Champagne?


streetdog2003

It smelled like pee


Demon-Stration

spider man, spider man, he shits wherever he feels he can


skelethepro

Reminds me of one time in my previous school one time the cafeterias toilet was smeared with poop;so there were poop on the floor,the walls,the ceiling,even between the concrete tiles.


M3M3B0I3783

Well damn their ass must've been pointing the opposite direction and thought 🤔 let's shit upwards and aim for the ceiling instead of aiming for the toilet, because that seems reasonable and would definitely be a funny wtf moment.


wandering_planet

chances of shitting so hard shit got onto the ceiling are low but never zero \-some wise man


donotgogenlty

My school had to *regularly shutdown* multiple bathrooms because someone was smearing shit on the walls and ceiling, year-round...


Electrical_Actuary27

Same, some dickheads smeared the entire bathroom with shit. And some poor old janitor had to clean it all up.


TheBirminghamBear

See, what this one did was, they put John Cena everywhere you are *not* supposed to shit, so that the kids can shit in the correct location.


tootpuff

Literally every single school bathroom in existence


ReaLSeaLisSpy

People at my school miss the toilet sometimes 😭


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Mine would have shit all over the wall not even joking


ExplodingTentacles

Mine looks like someone jacked off, pissed, and decided to shit standing while riding on a unicycle and eating a large unicorn dick during his gymnastics exam.


cheesedragon44

You didn't see the unflushed shit in the toilet


kw113586

Unflushed shit or not... still nicer than anyone I've seen


thebigfrito

At least the unflushed shit is in the toilet and not smeared on the seat


BigfootSF68

Home school


VeryAggressiveFridge

Your bathrooms are so clean and nice wtf


Batman29002

I know, like why isn't there piss on the ceiling and shit on the floor


SotB8

"piss on the ceiling and shit on the floor" sounds really poetic


gxddbou

Piss on the ceiling and shit on the floor Cum on the back of the boys stall door


SotB8

Chip the glasses, crack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!


Igotoutofbedforthis

Blunt the knives bend the forks


Xen1001110

Smash the bottle and burn the corks!


Igotoutofbedforthis

>Chip the glasses anf crack the plates! > >That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! we got it slightly out of order


tameablesiva12

Ayyy nice reference


Major_Cupcake

pisseth on thou ceiling, and shittith on thou floor


il0vep0tat0

Thats tooo bri'ish


sittingbullms

https://youtu.be/6yCIDkFI7ew. I won't be able to enjoy this properly anymore will i?


Ash_von_Habsburg

Unless you encounter it irl lol


FrenchFreedom888

Happy cake day


AaronMckenzie

You only have shit on the floor??


CrazyPotato2610

probably cos its in like germany or smth


Eishaar

Nah, I'm from Germany, we don't have such fancy toilets here, we don't even have working ones sometimes


mahboime

Lmao we've deadass got piss on the floor and shit on the ceiling. Like on of the removable plates has dried diarrhea on it and it's been there for months


Jack__Squat

> piss on the ceiling and shit on the floor To the tune of "Rain on the Scarecrow" https://youtu.be/joNzRzZhR2Y?t=101


IMPORTANT_jk

Ours are the same, cleaned twice a day and never missing tp. I honestly use them way too much lol


cayjxy

And teachers wonder why people chill in the bathroom


No_Junket_8139

Was that a pun? The bing chilling one. If so that was funny


cayjxy

🥶🥶🥶


No_Junket_8139

Bing chilling


cockcuttertheneater

Bing chilling


brunettemountainlion

Binging chill


Pleasant-Scheme-2484

Beat children


dahyuntofu

will do, boss


Pleasant-Scheme-2484

Good I want the remains in my office by tomorrow


dahyuntofu

alright boss


randomreddithumanxd

i wont give them to you, i will beat the rests until the are not


ChartNext

Bing chilling


saeai

teachers wonder why kids been chilling in the bathrooms


Paracausality

🍦🍦🍦


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EarmuffsForCars

we got the mo... we got the mo... we got the mo... we got the pete ro.


SrSwagy

r/bingchilling


Neepys

Bing chilling moment


Caleb_Gangte

Come buy Zhong Xina's Bing Chilling for only 1 yuan!! Also get 99999+ social credit!!


CorruptedCowboy

those are no joke some luxury ass school bathroom stalls


cheesedragon44

for some reason they look nicer than half the school


MrMinerNiner

Now that's some dedication


mohitreddituser

That's also some seriously long time in the bathroom for one shit


-Mega_Virgin-

someone has been earning social credits


ShadowCat1442

Bing chilling🥶🥶


H4PPY3307

Bing chilling 😎🥵


notverryfunny

You down bad for Bing chilling? Cause I’m with you.


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Bruh who tf puts the time and effort into stuff like that?


Laggingduck

People who really want to avoid precalc


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Laggingduck

You serious?


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GeneralxGrievous

That's what I did. Took precalc over the summer, but even then, it was a waste of time. Precalc is literally just a review of Algebra II/Trig. It's better to go straight into Calc


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nutcracker56

What are the topics being taught to you in precalc? my guess is functions relations graphs inverse trigonometric fxns trigonometric fxns limits derivability and continuity I might have missed some so please add them.


Drug-Edu-4skools

I think they teach about numbers idk


SnasSn

It's more about building the algebraic skills that are required or useful for solving and deeply understanding calculus problems rather than concepts that would be in the preamble to a description of calculus. So stuff like factoring polynomials, quadratic equations, simplifying equations involving roots and logarithms, characteristics of graphs such as asymptotes and intercepts, explicitly talking about inverse functions, etc.


GeneralxGrievous

All stuff covered in Algebra II/Trig


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precalc


GeneralxGrievous

"derivability" Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and frickin died. (it's differentiability)


nutcracker56

Ok listen what my teacher taught me is that derivability and differentiability are the same thing


wooshock

People who have unlimited access to a color printer


godhwin

the chinese government


bowdown2q

I mean... teens.


SirDoodThe1st

People who really need some social credit


joe-sechuan

What are you talking about this is just a nice bathroom


LauUwU_

God bless Zhong Xina! (+100 Social Credit)


FruitLoops2

At 4:20 everyday I stop what I’m doing, if I’m doing homework I stop, if I’m cooking food I stop, if I’m giving CPR I stop. I get down first on one knee and give a prayer to my god Zhong Xina and a kiss to the sky. Afterwards I get in a downward dog position and beg to him to let me and my family prosper another day, i compliment his hair, his features, etc. I cry for about 10 minutes just thinking about my lord, still in downward dog, I then finish off with standing back up and waving my hand in front of my face. “You can’t see me”. I finish roughly 30 mins later, but it’s worth it, I wish I could do more to support this savior!


WillSniffUsesReddit

social credit +99999999999999


rra_zzy

Defo saving this copypasta lol


PENISFIRE

Religion is opiate of the masses! -300 social credit


bigboibogai

\+10000000000000000000000000 social credit or something


Formal_Expert335

Zhong Xina


Equal-Bus-557

BING CHILLING


Nekodev0

🥶🍦


PenguinoYeetus16

POV: You said Taiwan is a Country


comradetango

Zhong xina is here, Making sure Taipei isnt called anything else.


JeSi-Verde

Please tell the pictures are laminated.


TransportationIll750

This is truly a masterpiece


International_Ad2893

+99999999 social credit to those students


ouchcast

You can’t Xi me!


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Zhong xina vs the Wok. Who y'all putting your money at?


Equal-Bus-557

Zhong Xina vs. Dwain “The Wok” Zhongshan at SushiMania. I’m gunning for Zhong Xina.


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That stats say that the wok will crush Zhong xina and will remind him of the tiananmen square.


BretherenIcravememes

putting my money on Chairman John Xina


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You gonna lose real bad 👎


BretherenIcravememes

-92,000 social credit


[deleted]

Just trynna save your money.


BretherenIcravememes

Honestly tho, Thanks bro


BretherenIcravememes

MONNEEYYY, MONEY???💰??? = CAPITALISM?!?! Ta*wan?????? WHAT HAPPENED IN 1987??? 😳😳😳


[deleted]

>Ta*wan You mean the real china.


Redditloolwhousesit

The wok all my money


godhwin

Zhong "Bing qiling" Xina vs Dowae "The Wok" Jeongsun


FlipperDoigt703

Somebody just maxed out their social credit


mahboime

Somebody's getting their state mandate catgirl delivered directly by Zhong Xina


puglover07

Do they want me to fail NNN?


bruh_manYUSS

But... theres nothing there?


Idan321

Ikr just white papers I don’t get why someone would do it


LostInTransit200

John Xina! :) +2,000,000 social credit. (1 karma=1,000,000 social credit.)


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Idan321

Com


aku_1193

JOHN XINA


Icy_Meringue_6078

DAMN!! That's a clean ass Bathroom ngl.


Flyn---

Hard to pee when you have a bonner


DeathXD69

Lmao why are people pasting blank papers?


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RnEcho

早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见


Busy-Pangolin1899

Taiwan


jackie0612

Is not a real country. Now give me my social credits!!!!!!!!!!


Busy-Pangolin1899

\+ 15 social credits


TheTechnoDuck

In our school the bathroom floor is just constantly wet and looks like someone dropped a lifetime's supply of black paint in there


SAUMILLTHEGREAT

the only person im comfortable with watching me poop is this person, AND HIS NAME IS JOHN XINA


Summar-ice

I think I've been commenting this on a lot of John Xina posts but here we go again. Who the hell is bing and why is he chilling?


Calvexin

And his name ISSSSS ZHONG XINA!!!


Allfurball9

This is a certified bing chilling moment


Weeb_Watcher

I had a similar incident where it was in a full on golden frame on the toilet celling, the teachers were chill, in fact they got a chuckle from it.


P0TAT0FARM3R

+999999999999 social credit score Redeemable for Chinese ice cream at local Communist Community Place


RonnieMyBoy

I'm gonna go to the library to print some pictures brb


PhantomPatrick476

A huge increase in social credit score


Creshabh

Zhong Xina sees your dong 👁👁


That_Greek_boy

"Bing Chilling"


WillowBeeio

thats horrifying


gomibag

cough cough\* ***That's beautiful.*** there, i fixed it. you're welcome


lambone117

+1000 social credits


Thrustkillerxxx-

LMAO WTF


rwwwlol

LOL


Neepys

+99999 social credit


[deleted]

Literally 1984


sir_dysintary69

🥵


JustAnOrdinaryGuy441

🙏🙏🙏🗿🤨👁️👄👁️💀😩😩🙌


NCR_Trooper_2281

+69420 social credit


isaacaschmitt

Johng Xina was present in Tiananmen Square in 1989 and that's why no one saw anything.


DT_KVB

What’s the joke? I can’t see anything, I don’t get it ?


Goldeneye07

Bing chilling


Rjjavier

WHO IS THIS GUY


Intelligent-Fan-6364

Thats one hell of a nice bathroom


the_mashrur

+90 social credit


BoiSkill

Exceedingly clean compared to my high school’s bathroom.


Upstairs_Wish278

Is there a problem??


Shartdog06

That’s great


donut_man7736

Absolutely emaculate, you go to a paradise of a school


M19Wielder

i go to take a look in the mirror. bing chilling stares back at me. a chill runs down my spine..


Dry_Ambassador3056

It looks nice, you have to us your pictures as wallpaper 😂


rejectedfreak

Bing chiling


Flimsy_Meringue_3103

I whole heartedly endorse this message


Moehrinjo

BING CHILLING


mysteryelyts

I can’t see anything! It’s just an empty bathroom? /s


ironbrickstudios

I wouldn’t be surprised if this happened in my school


Samus_subarus

Reminds me of the time someone put a picture of Kim Jung un in place of our head teachers photo and it took 2 days for people to realise


Alien-Fox-4

Your school is based as fucc


Pleasant-Scheme-2484

Did you just take a shit in a school bathroom???!!?!! -1000000000000000000000000000 social credit


SnooBananas2113

Lets give our thanks to Supreme Leader, Leader of Chinese Communist Partehhh,Chairman of Socialist Club,President of China Films.Co.Limited Zhong Xina for giving me the ability to pee


MakeYourselfS1ck

All my homies hate John china


Idan321

Zhong xina