By - cheesedragon44
Why are your school bathrooms so nice??
true those bathrooms are amazing
mine looks like someone shat and they kept on missing so it got everywhere
Someone somehow got shit on the ceiling once.
What the fuck
Same. It was reoccurring so we dubbed them the "Poop bandit"
You don’t need physics… Physics needs you
Oh no...It's absolutely hilarious. I love it.
I remember pee dripping from the ceiling , someone must have deliberately pointed his shot up the ceiling.
But to reach the ceiling with it... That's quite some power
Maybe they were a peebender
Jesus has seen you last time going to the bathroom
Ohh then he must ~~like~~ what he see’s
That's his favorite shit
Ooo then he is in for a treat
simple physics. we can calculate the velocity of the pee by:
law of conservation of energy.
mgh = 1/2 mv\^2
gh = 1/2 v\^2
2gh = v\^2
2 x 9.8 x 3meter floor height (which is 10ft) = v\^2
60 = v\^2
v = 7.74 m/s
**v = 17.31 mph required for the pee initial velocity to hit cieling.**
Because 17.31 > 15mph. This is illegal to do in a school zone.
This is why i love physics class. So i can do shit like this. Its a superpower.
Bro, did you just neglect air resistance
He's doing physics, cows are spheres and the atmosphere doesn't exist.
Honestly i'll still believe it cuz I see mafs symbols
Also neglected the fact that it's not one single drop that's jumping to the top it's a whole tower of fluid being formed
honstly, with the
How did you determine it was pee? Did you taste it? Maybe it was lemonade or Champagne?
It smelled like pee
spider man, spider man, he shits wherever he feels he can
Reminds me of one time in my previous school one time the cafeterias toilet was smeared with poop;so there were poop on the floor,the walls,the ceiling,even between the concrete tiles.
Well damn their ass must've been pointing the opposite direction and thought 🤔 let's shit upwards and aim for the ceiling instead of aiming for the toilet, because that seems reasonable and would definitely be a funny wtf moment.
chances of shitting so hard shit got onto the ceiling are low but never zero
\-some wise man
My school had to *regularly shutdown* multiple bathrooms because someone was smearing shit on the walls and ceiling, year-round...
Same, some dickheads smeared the entire bathroom with shit. And some poor old janitor had to clean it all up.
See, what this one did was, they put John Cena everywhere you are *not* supposed to shit, so that the kids can shit in the correct location.
Literally every single school bathroom in existence
People at my school miss the toilet sometimes 😭
Mine would have shit all over the wall not even joking
Mine looks like someone jacked off, pissed, and decided to shit standing while riding on a unicycle and eating a large unicorn dick during his gymnastics exam.
You didn't see the unflushed shit in the toilet
Unflushed shit or not... still nicer than anyone I've seen
At least the unflushed shit is in the toilet and not smeared on the seat
Your bathrooms are so clean and nice wtf
I know, like why isn't there piss on the ceiling and shit on the floor
"piss on the ceiling and shit on the floor" sounds really poetic
Piss on the ceiling and shit on the floor
Cum on the back of the boys stall door
Chip the glasses, crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
Blunt the knives bend the forks
Smash the bottle and burn the corks!
>Chip the glasses anf crack the plates!
>That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
we got it slightly out of order
Ayyy nice reference
pisseth on thou ceiling, and shittith on thou floor
Thats tooo bri'ish
https://youtu.be/6yCIDkFI7ew. I won't be able to enjoy this properly anymore will i?
Unless you encounter it irl lol
Happy cake day
You only have shit on the floor??
probably cos its in like germany or smth
Nah, I'm from Germany, we don't have such fancy toilets here, we don't even have working ones sometimes
Lmao we've deadass got piss on the floor and shit on the ceiling. Like on of the removable plates has dried diarrhea on it and it's been there for months
> piss on the ceiling and shit on the floor
To the tune of "Rain on the Scarecrow"
Ours are the same, cleaned twice a day and never missing tp. I honestly use them way too much lol
And teachers wonder why people chill in the bathroom
Was that a pun? The bing chilling one. If so that was funny
will do, boss
Good I want the remains in my office by tomorrow
i wont give them to you, i will beat the rests until the are not
teachers wonder why kids been chilling in the bathrooms
we got the mo... we got the mo... we got the mo... we got the pete ro.
Bing chilling moment
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those are no joke some luxury ass school bathroom stalls
for some reason they look nicer than half the school
Now that's some dedication
That's also some seriously long time in the bathroom for one shit
someone has been earning social credits
Bing chilling 😎🥵
You down bad for Bing chilling? Cause I’m with you.
Bruh who tf puts the time and effort into stuff like that?
People who really want to avoid precalc
That's what I did. Took precalc over the summer, but even then, it was a waste of time. Precalc is literally just a review of Algebra II/Trig. It's better to go straight into Calc
What are the topics being taught to you in precalc? my guess is functions relations graphs inverse trigonometric fxns trigonometric fxns limits derivability and continuity I might have missed some so please add them.
I think they teach about numbers idk
It's more about building the algebraic skills that are required or useful for solving and deeply understanding calculus problems rather than concepts that would be in the preamble to a description of calculus. So stuff like factoring polynomials, quadratic equations, simplifying equations involving roots and logarithms, characteristics of graphs such as asymptotes and intercepts, explicitly talking about inverse functions, etc.
All stuff covered in Algebra II/Trig
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and frickin died.
Ok listen what my teacher taught me is that derivability and differentiability are the same thing
People who have unlimited access to a color printer
the chinese government
People who really need some social credit
What are you talking about this is just a nice bathroom
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You mean the real china.
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Do they want me to fail NNN?
But... theres nothing there?
Ikr just white papers I don’t get why someone would do it
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DAMN!! That's a clean ass Bathroom ngl.
Hard to pee when you have a bonner
Lmao why are people pasting blank papers?
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In our school the bathroom floor is just constantly wet and looks like someone dropped a lifetime's supply of black paint in there
the only person im comfortable with watching me poop is this person, AND HIS NAME IS JOHN XINA
I think I've been commenting this on a lot of John Xina posts but here we go again.
Who the hell is bing and why is he chilling?
And his name ISSSSS ZHONG XINA!!!
This is a certified bing chilling moment
I had a similar incident where it was in a full on golden frame on the toilet celling, the teachers were chill, in fact they got a chuckle from it.
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I'm gonna go to the library to print some pictures brb
A huge increase in social credit score
Zhong Xina sees your dong 👁👁
there, i fixed it. you're welcome
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Johng Xina was present in Tiananmen Square in 1989 and that's why no one saw anything.
What’s the joke? I can’t see anything, I don’t get it ?
WHO IS THIS GUY
Thats one hell of a nice bathroom
+90 social credit
Exceedingly clean compared to my high school’s bathroom.
Is there a problem??
Absolutely emaculate, you go to a paradise of a school
i go to take a look in the mirror.
bing chilling stares back at me.
a chill runs down my spine..
It looks nice, you have to us your pictures as wallpaper 😂
I whole heartedly endorse this message
I can’t see anything!
It’s just an empty bathroom? /s
I wouldn’t be surprised if this happened in my school
Reminds me of the time someone put a picture of Kim Jung un in place of our head teachers photo and it took 2 days for people to realise
Your school is based as fucc
Did you just take a shit in a school bathroom???!!?!! -1000000000000000000000000000 social credit
Lets give our thanks to Supreme Leader, Leader of Chinese Communist Partehhh,Chairman of Socialist Club,President of China Films.Co.Limited Zhong Xina for giving me the ability to pee
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