Bb on fleek
By - Metropolismodern
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This isn't even real, just Photoshop 😂
A photoshop that gets reposted every month. Dibs on next month, guys!
Did she photoshop different nails on the same pic?!
🤷🏻♂️ Sure looks like it, good eye!
It looks horrible too, the first pic looks like a bunch of dirt at the cuticle. Gross.
The rhinestone looks tacky in this case
OH!! I honestly could not tell what the heck it was!
This just seems dangerous. Lemme place blades on the end of this uncoordinated creature's already razor sharp blades
Maybe she also provides eye patches and bandages with this service.
Ahhh, that must be her true business and this one's just a front. The old twofer
*give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle*
The ol’ Susquehanna shuffle?
The nails are edited on the picture
Yes, but she's still offering to do this on actual babies
Maybe she means it as a joke
Or baby... dolls? Good I hope it's baby dolls...
Super dangerous. People put mittens and on their babies because they’re always ripping up their own faces. This is the opposite of ok.
My wife has to constantly file our daughters nails down because she is so lethal with them. I can't imagine being stupid enough to make them longer and sharper lol
You put socks on babies hands to stop them from scratching their eyes out. Giving them claws sounds like a terrible idea. Glad it’s photoshopped, but I have no doubt someone has done this.
pretty sure it's a joke, they're all the same picture just photoshopped
That just makes her lazy, Doesn;t make it a joke.
Either way it’s not real
Do they make glass eyes for babies?
That's the business the partner is into. One takes the eyes out, one replaces them.
It’s a joke. It’s obviously photoshopped.
Literally attached a hazard to the babies hands. Gee, sharp pointy swallowable object with paint? What could go wrong??
My baby scratches himself when his nails are too long. So let's put some wolverine claws on there, to make things interesting...
Sadly M"rika is going down grammar hell.
Meanwhile the baby rides in an old shitty car seat, and I’m sure MOM feeds it generic formula….but my baby needs these nails!
What could go wrong?
Do you want a blind baby, because thats how you get a blind baby. Ffs
Yeah like we put little mitts on babies so they don’t accidentally scratch themselves. With these, they could seriously damage their face, mouth, or even their eyes. Edit for spelling error
Babies with their little fingernails can accidentally scratch their faces, making little cuts. But look at these things- these long thin sharp nails. They could easily hurt themselves.
Oh sorry typing from phone, I’ll fix it.
Baby’s first eye injury!
Seriously though, not every gap in the market needs to be filled, sometimes it’s a gap for a reason
This lady is seriously cognitively impaired
The saddest thing is that there are morons who will see this, and think, "Cool! How do I hire her?"
Baby go blind
Awww. Freakin' adorable.
Also I can directly poke the eyes of your babies, and make them blind right away
I have a strong feeling this is for reborn dolls
The fuck is wrong with people…?
I though babies harming themselves with their usual nails was already a problem. Imagine the acetone soak to get those off.
Wtf is this 😳.. that is all
Baby gets older, "Mommy, why am I blind?"
Don't google tianak!
Vampire baby monster?
That baby is going to scratch their face off
Is this Amy? I see that her baby styling business survived.
Let the Vampire in your 2-month-old child out.
Oh I fucking hate it.
Do they come with goggles.
That babies face is gonna be torn up since they like to touch and scratch their face
There sure is a lot of people who shouldn’t have children.
That baby is going to poke it’s eyes out.
A frikkin gremlin
those pointy ones look like the manicure for the borg queen or something... gross.