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Bb on fleek

Bb on fleek

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necrabelle

This isn't even real, just Photoshop 😂


demetriosking

A photoshop that gets reposted every month. Dibs on next month, guys!


jmlabegglen

Did she photoshop different nails on the same pic?!


Metropolismodern

🤷🏻‍♂️ Sure looks like it, good eye!


crispygrapes

It looks horrible too, the first pic looks like a bunch of dirt at the cuticle. Gross.


wistalia

The rhinestone looks tacky in this case


crispygrapes

OH!! I honestly could not tell what the heck it was!


Parnwig

This just seems dangerous. Lemme place blades on the end of this uncoordinated creature's already razor sharp blades


Metropolismodern

Maybe she also provides eye patches and bandages with this service.


Parnwig

Ahhh, that must be her true business and this one's just a front. The old twofer


Metropolismodern

*give ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle*


BaronUnterbheit

The ol’ Susquehanna shuffle?


potatomonsterman

Photoshop


UhmNotMe

The nails are edited on the picture


Parnwig

Yes, but she's still offering to do this on actual babies


UhmNotMe

Maybe she means it as a joke


bettyannveronica

Or baby... dolls? Good I hope it's baby dolls...


NationalMachine5454

Super dangerous. People put mittens and on their babies because they’re always ripping up their own faces. This is the opposite of ok.


joeyo1423

My wife has to constantly file our daughters nails down because she is so lethal with them. I can't imagine being stupid enough to make them longer and sharper lol


Sniperfox99

You put socks on babies hands to stop them from scratching their eyes out. Giving them claws sounds like a terrible idea. Glad it’s photoshopped, but I have no doubt someone has done this.


Viviaana

pretty sure it's a joke, they're all the same picture just photoshopped


napsdufroid

That just makes her lazy, Doesn;t make it a joke.


Viviaana

Either way it’s not real


Zer0-Space

Do they make glass eyes for babies?


Ernicromo

That's the business the partner is into. One takes the eyes out, one replaces them.


LittleLord_FuckPants

It’s a joke. It’s obviously photoshopped.


UnspokenDiget

Literally attached a hazard to the babies hands. Gee, sharp pointy swallowable object with paint? What could go wrong??


CrayeZ

My baby scratches himself when his nails are too long. So let's put some wolverine claws on there, to make things interesting...


3el_z

Sadly M"rika is going down grammar hell.


LFK-1980

Meanwhile the baby rides in an old shitty car seat, and I’m sure MOM feeds it generic formula….but my baby needs these nails!


Active-Brick-3419

What could go wrong?


mrswildnhairy

Do you want a blind baby, because thats how you get a blind baby. Ffs


Marvelaniac098

Yeah like we put little mitts on babies so they don’t accidentally scratch themselves. With these, they could seriously damage their face, mouth, or even their eyes. Edit for spelling error


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Marvelaniac098

Babies with their little fingernails can accidentally scratch their faces, making little cuts. But look at these things- these long thin sharp nails. They could easily hurt themselves.


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Marvelaniac098

Oh sorry typing from phone, I’ll fix it.


impseneca

Baby’s first eye injury! Seriously though, not every gap in the market needs to be filled, sometimes it’s a gap for a reason


Heisenberg0712

This lady is seriously cognitively impaired


napsdufroid

The saddest thing is that there are morons who will see this, and think, "Cool! How do I hire her?"


B3aRCats3

Baby go blind


amek33

Awww. Freakin' adorable.


cafari

Also I can directly poke the eyes of your babies, and make them blind right away


TinyFluffyMagda

I have a strong feeling this is for reborn dolls


Nv_Spider

The fuck is wrong with people…?


JetSetJAK

I though babies harming themselves with their usual nails was already a problem. Imagine the acetone soak to get those off.


Different_Hearing716

Omfg


59tigger

Disgusting


Mrshio

Wtf is this 😳.. that is all


plumhands

Baby gets older, "Mommy, why am I blind?"


yousarrname

Don't google tianak!


pzahn92

Vampire baby monster?


FULLMETALRACKIT518

Yikes!


Key-Stay5558

That baby is going to scratch their face off


K_netfrrr

Is this Amy? I see that her baby styling business survived.


thegreatgatsB70

Let the Vampire in your 2-month-old child out.


Illustrious_Brush_91

Oh I fucking hate it.


Ivantogetaway

Do they come with goggles.


RandomEyes_25

That babies face is gonna be torn up since they like to touch and scratch their face


sleepyridin

There sure is a lot of people who shouldn’t have children.


murderbees

That baby is going to poke it’s eyes out.


AlmanzoWilder

It's Alive


Growingpains2

A frikkin gremlin


ThirdInversion

those pointy ones look like the manicure for the borg queen or something... gross.