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Level37Doggo

He’s got pretty strong opinions on music for an egg with a goatee


vshawk2

He is a fine example of genetic superiority.


anunexpectedturnip

r/beholdthemasterrace


skyysdalmt

All I see is the captain from Wall-E... But with a goatee and glasses.


Onderon123

The captain for WALL-E had the qualifications to helm a space cruise liner. Don't offend him like that


P2591

I was thinking a flattened baked potato


awesomefutureperfect

His head is the shape of a canned ham.


HectorsMascara

Swore I'd stop being a judgmental asshole, but can someone please weigh this man's jowls?!


pillboxhat

It's ok. I too don't like to pick a part people for their looks, but fuck this guy. Do your worst!


Ghstfce

And just think, there's a human skull under all that...


JohnnnyCupcakes

Seriously, I’m not trying to joke around here, but he almost *really does* look like a different species. [Serious]


imrealbizzy2

I'm pretty sure that's fungus.


Fahrenheit231

Is this satire?


fuctthepopulation

>Almost cartoonish picture of a fat white neckbeard >Obviously inflammatory statement about music with racism thrown on top Seems like a pretty obvious troll to me, hard to know for sure without being able to see the rest of his Twitter though.


bullpee

Yeah feels like a satire post somewhat along the lines of "hey white people stop trying to rap". Who knows, I guess I have seen enough of the internet to know that someone unironically holds the view he posted as well


Fistulord

Came here to ask this. Haven't found the answer yet, but it probably is. Surprised you're not downvoted for questioning the circlejerk.


PCsNBaseball

Ironically, the Circle Jerks used to play with Bad Brains, a black punk band.


StrokeMyAxe

I was jamming bad brains the other day. Definitely the best punk bassist of the 80’s.


PCsNBaseball

Side note: I once opened for the Circle Jerks, and had lunch with Keith Morris for like two hours. My band and I asked him a ton of questions while treating him to a HUGE order of chili fries, and he was cool af the whole time. The show was amazing, too; he was right up front for our whole set, super into it. One of the highlights of my life.


Fistulord

Dude I recently watched that crazy VHS mash-up video about how punk rock was presented by the media in the 80's 'Cathode Fuck' made by the FilmThreat guy Chris Gore in the late 80's. Have you seen that shit? I was born in '91 so I didn't live through any of that and it just seems so crazy to me. It rapidly cuts from clips of that time Jello Biafra went on Jerry Springer and let elderly white people debate him, interviews with The Clash, clips from a documentary about white supremacists. As a guy who didn't experience that it's a fucking crazy time capsule of crazy American culture.


newthrash1221

One of the first american punk bands, before the ramones, was a band called death. A black band.


smurfe

Their song Keep on Knocking is one of my all-time favorites.


Tallywacka

Looking at the profile picture it is most certainly just a troll baiting people


Fistulord

B-b-but, I want to be outraged and I want to believe horrible things like this are more common than they are because it reinforces my fucked up views of the world! Why are you ruining this for me?!


Mane_Firmino_Salah

Jimi Hendrix


deadly_icy_calm

Little Richard


jump-blues-5678

Big Joe Turner, Fats Domino, Big Mama Thoron, who Elvis stole Hound Dog from. Fuck the list goes on and on. What a racist dumbass this guy is


LordHeathy

Slash


dontpanicrincewind42

Hate to break it to you, but Slash isn't real. It's just your parents dressed up...


Currywurst_Is_Life

Sister Rosetta Tharpe is way up at the top of my list. Also, don't ever tell me Prince couldn't rock with the best of them.[As evidence I submit this pure facemelt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igYpWqe3s6U)


BraheGoldNose

Let's not spread lies though, Elvis didn't steal "Hound Dog", people covered one another's music very regularly in the 50's and 60's. I don't want people believing this just because you typed it. ​ The song was written by two Jewish men, specifically for her, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. These men also made "Jailhouse Rock" and a crazy amount of other songs. Then a man named Freddie Bell covered the song and added parts such as: "Cryin' all the time" and "you ain't never caught a Rabbit". Elvis saw their version and covered that. ​ This takes nothing away from from how great these musicians and artists are, and I believe almost all originals are better than their covers. Like I said, the story is a little different than you described. ​ I would add Bo Diddley to the list. I used to always listen to Bo Diddley when I mowed the lawn. ​ Edit: made a correction.


StoneGoldX

> The song was written by two white men, specifically for her, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller. That assumes a couple of Jewish guys counted as white in the 50s.


dreddedexistence

Big Mama Thorton


Parnwig

Nonpoint, Sevendust, Living Colour. The list goes on and on


Amp_Fire_Studios

God Forbid, Killswitch Engage, Animals as leaders, Candiria


pukingpixels

Animals as Leaders is so sick. Tosin Abasi is an alien from the planet Music.


dukeofwulf

I saw him in Reflux in my hometown almost 20 years ago. Tiny hole in the wall venue. Unbelievable talent, they blew the doors off the place.


LegoCamel6

20 years ago? Shit, I thought he was still in his twenties! But he's actually 38!


jah_red

I am a drummer and never look up guitarist videos. ....Abasi is the ONE exception. Alien is the right fucking word for that virtuoso.


Gaflonzelschmerno

Great guy too


cutanddried

I know him He's cool And he loves kittens So I'm cool


jplay17

Bad brains


borisdidnothingwrong

Radkey


Capable_Comb4043

Suffocation, Stuck Mojo, Rage of Light


soundofsilen-shutup

Ratm


Mexicannut

Deftones


3rdDegreeBurn

Lenny kravitz


UserPrincipalName

Kings X


Foreskin_Incarnate

Oceano


Scrumptious_Foreskin

The lead singer of oceano punched me in the face at a show. I was right in front of the stage and he moved the mic up to his face super fast and he clocked me while doing it lol. It was awesome


Foreskin_Incarnate

Brutal. That's an awesome memory. But Oceano aside, today we're united as brothers in foreskin usernames


puckered_star_shower

I was not aware the deftones had a black band member. TIL


slaphappyhobo

They don't, Chi Cheng (rip) and Abe(drummer) are the only non Hispanic dudes in band.


jah_red

The one time I saw Deftones live Chi had JUST died. Still a good show, but you could tell the band was grieving. I can only imagine the energy they would have brought with him.


zurdopilot

This is way to far down RATM RULEEEEESSSS!!!


anunexpectedturnip

"But why do they have to be so political!?" /S


Titan_Sequoia

Check out Inferi if you like a bit of black metal. Used to love God Forbid, thanks for giving me an inadvertent college flashback!


tunasardine

Y'all forgot about the mighty FISHBONE!!!!!!


righthandofdog

Had to go way to far for this and still haven't seen Bad Brains


thatotherhemingway

Skunk Anansie And then there’s the whole bit where Sister Rosetta Tharpe *invented* rock and roll, but . . . that’s on some other jawn


righthandofdog

Good call. Though T-bone walker, muddy waters, John Lee hooker and chuck berry all get a lot of originator credit as well.


DashyDixon

By "black metal" do you mean "black metal" or "black metal"?


smarshall561

Hootie and the Blowfish


astrobrain

Nono, Darius Rucker got traded in Race Draft of 2005. He's a white dude now.


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IrishNord

I was about to say Sevendust too. My favorite band. Killswitch Engage when Howard Jones was leadsinger and Nonpoint too. Another one is Straight Line Stitch. Awesome band.


islandcatgrrl123

> Living Colour They put out an album in like 2017 or 18 too. They've been around for a long time. Great fucking band.


EatKillFuck

Still touring. And because CM Punk is back theyre getting a third wave of popularity.


ansonr

Rage Against the Machine


Afrokrause

Gary Clark Jr


BeepBeepWhistle

Chuck Berry


edisapimp

Bo Diddley


dannidevitoes

That dude from Bloc Party!


Earshot5098

Sevendust


sly_guy73

Living Colour, Killswitch engage and my all time favorite badass, Rocky from Suicidal Tendencies 🤘


UncleCankle

Death (Detroit), Bad Brains, Thin Lizzy, Hirax, Blasphemy (Canada), Mystifier, Black Death, Wesley Willis, Body Count edit: SUFFOCATION (duh)


leucotone

Fishbone


UncleCankle

Oh yeah good call! This entire statement is ridiculously racist and just wrong for so many reasons lol. What a piece of shit. I'm glad we all agree.


chrisragenj

Fuckin Bad Brains. Quickness or Soulcraft fuckin amazing


Megmar87

TV on the Radio!


kingdomofbrighton

Kele Okereke


okse7en

I yelled chuck berry at my phone when I read this


jenna_hazes_ass

Thankfully his cousin Marvin introduced it to him.


putzarino

Dude. He and Little Richard pretty much invented rock n roll.


anunexpectedturnip

We literally wouldn't have any kind of rock music if not for black musicians. Also, blues was metal before metal was metal. Metalocalypse did a whole episode on that.


thatotherhemingway

Sister Rosetta Tharpe has entered the chat


justtopopin

Prince


benmarvin

Chuck Berry peed and farted on white women.


abnero

Who hasn’t?


benmarvin

Guilty here


Haunting-Turnip-7919

TIL https://www.reddit.com/r/riskyclickoftheday/comments/codblo/chuck_berry_farting_and_peeing_on_hookers/ The video 😆


KJParker888

Maybe they were into that


MurderDoneRight

Weeeeell he also installed hidden cameras in the womens bathroom at a restaurant he owned


Afrokrause

Also, he should be the captain of the neck beard team.


kawaiijudochop

He needs a neck for that


shadyshadyshade

Just because all I’m seeing are men and that’s its own thing: Tracy Chapman, Tina Turner, Brittany Howard, Poly Styrene, Betty Davis


DRcHEADLE

Chuck berry, the inventor of rock and roll


LinkRazr

I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary somewhere long ago where his cousin Marvin heard the sound first from a teenager at a prom.


RowdyNadaHell

Don’t forget Robert Johnson basically inventing the blues. No rock without blues.


wsc227

Bad Brains. Actual punk band for you


themastodon85

Soul Glo. An actual modern punk band for you.


tele-can-esis

Also fishbone


designOraptor

I’ve never seen a trombone fly like that. Great band!


darthlobster603

Came here looking for this.


BadWolfman

Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave (Tom Morello)


thatotherhemingway

Hell, fucking Clarence Clemons!


TheRealRacketear

Chuck Berry.


jason544770

Or a majority of blues artists , where rock originated from .


superjeff1972

Hootie


Geeterpriffin69

Slash


golfgod93

Jimi Chindrix


pukingpixels

Tosin Abasi


Oddsock42

Bad Brains


SlyAugustine

Eddie Hazel


gigerfan

Every time he hears a Chuck Berry song one of his arteries gets blocked


Tirelessabyss

I bet he thinks chuck berry is white


gigerfan

Or that he stole his riffs from Marty McFly


teeter1984

This is a blues riff in B, watch me for the changes and try to keep up


FormerLurker3

It’s been a while since I’d seen it, does he say “blues riff in B” word for word? I thought it was “12 bar blues in b” which makes more sense as a musician, because 12 bar blues is a standard chord progression and a good group of musicians could actually play a song on the fly if “12 bar blues in b, watch me for the changes” was the only instruction


fistofwrath

[Blues riff in B](https://youtu.be/Ox1pkvNHZko)


sean0883

That was Calvin Klein.


lisb1120

Hahaha.


Gold_Pumpkin

I bet he thinks Chuck Berry is a flavor


DRcHEADLE

Lol


RawMeatAndColdTruth

Chuck Berry should fart in his mouth.


seditious3

If you know about Chuck, you have that backwards and mild.


[deleted]

Every time I hear a Chuck Berry song I wonder why The Beach Boys are singing


Mikev4410

This mf look like if your mom accidentally bleached your grimace doll.


Pinkee808

r/rareinsults dayum son


embiggens-us-all

Bad brains says hello


hey_suburbia

Check out [Radkey](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfCn2ALNUGoPH1EO4b9wLFuHA6a51b-8_)


WeOnlySeeWhatWeAimAt

This band particularly since he mentions punk rock. You can’t get much more hardcore than Bad Brains.


FormerLurker3

There’s an interview with the singer of bad brains where someone asks if they’re punk like the Sex Pistols and he said “no, we’re hardcore punk.” They pretty much founded the subgenre of hardcore.


Hanzo_The_Ninja

> You can’t get much more hardcore than Bad Brains. Have you heard of the proto-punk band *Death*?


LordOsslor

Just recently found them. They're awesome. To think, that the album was recorded in 75...


entun

WE GOT THAT ATTITUDE


tomakeyan

Wait until he finds out Black people invented rock n roll.


mia8788

And a bunch of other genres too like jazz and techno


rngrffth

And don’t forget Disco!


Hubsimaus

Techno has been invented by black people? That's cool. 😊 I love me some good Techno.


quebecivre

If I remember correctly, I think it was developed kind of simultaneously in Detroit (US) and Manchester (UK), with both groups very much influenced by (black American) rap music and its DJs. Really, though, a lot of poplar music over the last 125 years or so is at the very least influenced by black American music, if not written and performed by black Americans.


Kajimishima2

I thought poplar music would have been written and performed by trees


ninprophet

That made me think of the song and the oaks and maples…


Hanzo_The_Ninja

> If I remember correctly, I think it was developed kind of simultaneously in Detroit (US) and Manchester (UK), with both groups very much influenced by (black American) rap music and its DJs. You're mistaken... sort of. Techno was invented by Juan Atkins, Derrick May and Kevin Saunderson (the Bellville Three) in Detroit in 1981. At the time they were influenced by bands like Kraftwerk, Parliament, Prince, the B-52s, and the like. Electro musicians influenced the genre from 1982 onward, musicians like Africa Bambaataa and Egyptian Lover who were also highly influential on the development of hip hop, but techno clearly took from electro what hip hop left behind. Interestingly Drexciya -- a Detroit techno / electro band -- is quoted as saying they thought they were making hip hop in the early 1990s. But by nobody's definition could their (awesome) music be considered hip hop. I think it illustrates what I loved about the late 1980s and 1990s electronic music scenes though -- musicians weren't tied down to one genre the way they are now. Anyhow, around 1981 bands like New Order, Depeche Mode, Heaven 17, etc. were being called "techno" by *some* people in Europe, but it was a different genre of music and eventually the "new wave" and "synth-pop" labels were used to describe it. Techno as we know it didn't really catch-on in the UK and other parts of Europe until 1983. And the Bellville Three weren't really aware of the extent of their success in Europe until 1988, but from then on the trio's relationship with the European club scene played a major role in the development of their careers and the genre as a whole. Of course many subsequent sub-genres and other important developments in techno music (and other types of electronic music) originated in Manchester, Berlin, and other parts of Europe.


blondzie

Yeah many people assume it's German born but really it was Detroit.


Hubsimaus

HA! Then El Rubio is totally wrong in GTA Online. He says he is part german and assumes that's why he likes Techno (while I don't like THAT part of Techno they use in the game)... I too am german but actually thought it's more from the netherlands. Well, TIL. 😊 I actually don't care who invented it and where it was invented. I like it and that counts for me. 😊 But always nice to learn something new.


Hanzo_The_Ninja

Detroit (and Detroit alone) is the birthplace of techno. But a lot of significant sub-genres and developments in techno originated in Germany, at first debuting at events like Love Parade and then becoming a permanent part of Germany's nightlife.


Hubsimaus

Yes but the style El Rubio in that game prefers is more like Jeff Mills (looked him up on Spotify), KeineMusik, Solomun, Tale Of Us and stuff which I absolutely don't like. So he is still wrong imo. 🙃 I am more into HandsUp, Hardstyle, Happy Hardcore, Happy Rave, Hardcore and some Schranz and Trance. But it is still cool to learn who actually invented Techno.


TekkamanEvil

Go down the Detroit Techno rabbit hole. Jeff Mills is a great start. One of the pioneers of the genre.


herewegomagic

Jeff Mills' "Live at the Liquid Room, Tokyo" is an absolute classic.


_The_Incredible_Hulk

Rock and or roll


babbylonmon

Slash would like a word. So would tv on the radio…so would Lenny, so would jimmy.


bell37

Or literally any Rock group because the genre originated from a mesh of different genres of music from black musicians.


joec0ld

Jimi* Unless you are talking about someone other than Hendrix


ShankGod

What about tom morello


scootydonny

Lol, literally invented the genre


Generalkenobi82

That’s what I’m saying lmao


DetectiveRingo

Sevendust. That is all.


PolesawPolska

Bad Brains and Death would beg to differ.


TheChirpLord

Black people *invented* rock lol


idowhatiwant8675309

Jimi Hendrix has entered the chat


billy-ray-trey

BB King called. He says fuck you.


daxmaprime

Guess he’s never heard of Prince or Thin Lizzy


Majestic_Complaint23

Forget about them. Chuck Berry is literally considered the father of rock and roll, which later evolved to rock. Chick Berry was African American.


napsdufroid

Not just Chuck alone. Little Richard and Fats Domino were equally responsible


thatotherhemingway

Sister Rosetta Tharpe is wanting a word!!


daxmaprime

As well as his cousin, Marvin berry


IcedKFC

Still pissed that when Chuck passed it was barely reported or covered


daxmaprime

I remember hearing about it on NPR. Hell, hearing Johnny b Goode on back to the future got me into his music and I to blues rock in general


Redribbet

He hasn’t heard of a lot of people.


tunasardine

*laughs in Fishbone*


Chemical_Advice9811

This is MGK's manager yea?


No-Duck7816

It's actually MGK. Dude just hasn't been the same since the red carpet run in.


slagmire

Holy shit. The new Goomba from the upcoming Super Mario Bros movie looks really scary!


Steelblues2019

I’ve T - Body Count -


thefiction24

Bad Brains are one of the pioneers of punk, not to mention Death


Joeysaysfuckalot

..Black people literally invented rock music


The_Infectious_Lerp

Jackie Brenston has entered the chat.


RaiseSilent

DEATH!


Phantom_Cygnus

Love all of the artists I'm seeing above. Sister Rosetta Tharpe would destroy this guys psyche!


Thehollander

Living Color


tele-can-esis

Any Fishbone love ?


Beelzabubba

*Bad Brains* would like a word. Hell, *TV on the Radio* might have a few things to say to this guy.


YouDummy93

That guys head is shaped like a McDonald’s chicken nugget


thomastherock1

Dude blacks INVENTED ROCK


Traditional_Milk_978

The Bad Brains called. They want to kick your ass.


velocitymstr

r/neckbeardthings


tomato1490

Thin Lizzy


JayB-77

Ok Michael Moore. Make a documentary about it you fat fuck.


CognitivePrimate

Racism isn't punk rock either, Cletus.


NoEnergy1833

Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do black music so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy (hey) - Eminem


Financial-Soft6071

Dude is hogging all the chins to himself. Leave some chins for other people ya racist.


napsdufroid

He may have a point. After all, it's not like the greatest rock guitarist of all time was black or something. Oh, wait....


PanthersFan16

Ah yes, I guess Prince, Jimi Hendrix, the drummer for punk rock band Dead Kennedys, and some others I can’t name are all horrible musicians with no talent? Dumbass. This guy deserves to get fucked in a mosh pit. He looks like the kind of guy that would get trampled anyway.


vike127

Looks like a big toe covered in dog hair wearing glasses


riotskunk

Lol what!? Rock was derived from blues.


_killbaby_

Does he not realize Jimi Hendrix and Prince were black? Or that Elvis Presley was influenced by black folks? > A lot of people seem to think I started this business. But rock ‘n’ roll was here a long time before I came along. Nobody can sing that kind of music like coloured people. Let’s face it: I can’t sing like Fats Domino can. I know that.