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I'm assuming both of them are your cousins.
Shit, you beat me to this... Well done!
>!OP is one of the persons in the picture.!<
Sweet Home Alabamaaaaaa
Cousin fucking to own the libs
Came here to write that.... But also figured I would end up posting something like "aww you two make a cute couple" just to find some more funny but down voted version of that far down... Glad to see your getting up voted.
i beat me to this, im done
#Banjo music intensifies
Don't bring the banjo into this. It's a beautiful instrument. Me and my wife are only 4th cousins so our kids are FINE.
Ha! Well played.
Making genetic redundancy great again.
Only question is cousins of same or different parents
your cousin is ugly af
Technically no, one is his sibling, the other is his cousin...
One of them is his sibling and his cousin
"My cousins' facebook profile picture"
He cast “Magic Apostrophe” 80 damage points
Don't act like we don't all have cousins like this.
The family tree is a log
Hahaha I wish I had a award I could give you!
beat me to it
nearly shat myself laughing at this LOL
I was going to ask which one of the two they were, but your answer is also satisfactory. Good job.
This was my first thought also.
Don't be an insensitive prick..... They're brother and sister of course. Family is everything. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The apostrophe should be after the second s.
Cousin's or cousins'?
I can smell that picture
Menthol cigarettes and cat pee?
and cheap beer
And her hickey
with an optional garnish of meat sweats and boomer juice
He rubs Jack Link's Jerky for cologne.
Which is, sadly, the best part of the photo.
I dunno man. Buddy's got a pretty sweet neckbeard sprouting. He must be watering it with keystone lights 🍺
You can smell a hickey?
Stale cheap beer crusty on the carpet…
Throw in an old subway sandwich and a fresh can of sardines, and you got it.
You're forgetting body odor, sour milk, and stinky vag.
But that’s exactly what they’re saying.
Yeah I'm pretty sure all of that was covered.
PLEASE! For the love of god I’m eating tapioca pudding.
Thanks for making me squirt this Clubtails Long Island Iced Tea out of my nose!!!!
Lol my bad. I’ve been in healthcare for decades and I’ve seen/smelled it all. Usually nothing bothers me, including eating. But I could literally smell this description as I have in person hundreds of times and well. Ugh.
Same here brother! Lol
I'll never think of sweet onion sauce the same way again....
Can't afford Menthols and insulin on the same welfare check, definitely Maverick's or something similar
Old sweat and mountain dew
Listen, I will go along with the old sweat because they are obese and chances are they can't get into all of the blubber folds to wash them.
But don't you ever bad mouth Mountain Dew because they shit is delicious!
My apologies good sir a code red it is
Cat pee and bad laundry.
With a smattering of mcdonald's dumpster on a hot day.
cat pee and they don’t even own a cat :(
Oh hell lord I’ve been to that trailer before
Anybody from the south knows there is the smell of a spit bottle full of Skoal spit mixed in with his Ax deodorant and her Summer Breeze industrial douche.
Stale beer, cigarettes, body odor
What is the stinkiest Cheese ? Probably French Bourgogne . It’s them in Human shape
The confederate flag used to represent losers of a failed rebellion... now it represents type 2 diabetes.
Wilford Brimley has entered the chat
Post of the day. Bravo!
It's used to represent love of a failed state that lasted just over 4 years and a president who didn't make it that long.
Bro their gene pool is the size of a teaspoon
Their gene pool could use a little chlorine
Please don't tell me that's a giant fucking hickey on her fat fat neck
He is operating heavy equipment. Let it be.
I think it really adds that little something extra
Strangulation mark left by a heavy-handed finger
Which dude is your cousin?
Possibly one cousin with two heads, kissing itself. Very pure bloodline.
The mcpoyles would be proud
I've got to watch that show.
Probably unvaccinated too, and call themselves “pure blood”
They are both cousins
There are two people here? I thought this was a knee.
Putting the “Hick” back in Hickie Icky…
That's a strangulation mark left by a finger.
People normally strangle someone with just one finger or that's like a baby who was strangling her?
I can smell how unwashed their hair is.
Damn bro, your cousins are crazy
The hickey matches that shitty beard nicely!
Why did you just steal my post lol bozo
Sauce? Not seeing it in your history. Or are you saying you're the cousin?
It’s in their history from a year ago XD I’m gonna pretend they’re all cousins
Mine got removed. [https://imgur.com/ahHicMK](https://imgur.com/ahHicMK)
Ah, didn't get that far down. Now that is just bizarre. Was op just sitting on it for a year? Or is op your cousin as well?!
Is that a hickey??
That’s a racism flag right?
Its the flag of the Confederate army, mostly associated with slavery. I get that people call me crazy for liking that flag but I like the dukes of hazard and country music, that's all!
Trifecta. Confederate flag, hickey and obesity. That's the south for ya!
they'll be on /r/HermanCainAward soon
A hickey *AND* a Confederate flag all in one picture, the classiness is almost too much for us here on Reddit.
Patchy neck beard checks out.
I can almost hear the n-word from this picture
Texas or Alabama?
This is an Appalachian love story. I'd put my money on either WV,KY, or TN.
HOOWEE! NOTHIN' SAYS "'MERICA" LIKE AN ADULT HICKEY! YEEHAW!
Inbreeding shouldn’t be revered, just saying…
"Southern by the Grace of God. Trump won. Won't take the vax. Won't wear a mask. Heritage not hate."
Family tree is a stump!
...that hickey makes her look like a piggy bank.
Get the fucking boat Noah
My dick is so hard right now. If I could only hear them whisper, "Fuck Joe Biden!".
Don’t tell daddy I’m cheating on him Sis.
I can smell the family resemblance
Wow: Ginger pube chin and a hambeast living happily ever after. This is the Trumpiest made at Wal-Mart romance I've ever seen. With a hickey garnish and a Rebel filter...
I hope COVID kills them both!
What do these people see in the Confederacy? They fought to enslave and hold people back. What did the confederacy represent that these people find admirable?
Damn if there faces weren’t there I bet I could have drawn the outline of them just by seeing the flag.
Show me that your white trash without telling me your white trash
What in the Alabama cousin fucking is this?!?! And I say this as a Birmingham native
Hey, don't make fun of the Ivermectin-Americans.
Are they both your cousins?
So they’re anti-American..flying the enemy’s flag..
Extra mayo, please.
I had some family members start pulling this shit. Facebook turned out to be a great tool to figure out who not to speak to any more.
How sweet, which one are you?
Man those harpoons
looked this up on tineye and found it was posted on reddit in 2020! definitely not op’s cousin
With faces like that they might want to consider wearing pillow cases over their heads... wait a second.
Whys he kissing his brother?
There are so many levels to this. The flag, obviously. The hickey on her neck. His neck beard. Wow. I’m almost, dare I say, impressed.
Way down south in the land of traitors,...
Hickey on the neck, live in a trailer...
This picture smells like wet bread, dog ass and Mountain Dew burps
epic doxxing yourself moment
You mean cousins’ ?
Am I the only one who thinks it’s trashy to upload pictures of your family to the internet so other people can make fun of them?
No, I absolutely agree with you. This is what redditors do, throw their own family under the bus for updoots.
Good Lord let me check the calendar it is 2021 right? Not 1865? I’m from Tennessee and always wondered why these people kept flying the looser flag
Well it's Friday night I'm gonna drink 30 Budweiser's and drive to the bar and get in a fight and go home with a blind drunk fat bitch at the end of the night spend way too much money on a pickup truck and ammunition while the trailer park is where my family is stuck
All the neighbors hate us there's a ton of noise and my wife smokes while she's pregnant and is addicted to scratch offs and the cops get called every 2 weeks when she accuses me of cheating when I'm out with the boys
Not trying to be mean to your cousin I'm sure they're great but tell them that flag is what this makes them look like.
That’s actually not the confederate flag
whats r/trashy is you shitting on your own family for upvotes.
Whole lotta Kraft dinner, fish sticks, and ketchup went into the making of this photo.
The hickie adds a certain class...🤌🤌🤮
This is the new COVID crosshairs.
Is that her cousband?
The confederate battle flag has never been so popular as now, when it officially became a symbol of pro-slavery and bigotry.
Singular or plural?
Imagine seeing them out in the wild. I’m sure it’s not a pleasant experience. Dirty pajama pant, ill fitting tank top showing an equally dirty bra.
All in a Walmart checkout line.
The hickey, *chef's kiss* 👌
I don’t see what’s wrong with this and I’m a black man in the military so please don’t bring up the race stuff lol
Most redditors look like this and they're just as ignorant as they think the people in the picture are.
I have a confederate flag in my room lol
So there are still ppl out there that understands the true heritage, and not the rewritten radical, version created by the left ideology.
Do yourself a favour. Google "Declaration of confederacy" and go read a few of the states declarations. Try count how many talk about slavery as their main point and how many don't.
Me too, I got it as a gift. It's not hanging up, but I have it.
Fun with flags.
Patchy beard, hickey, confederate flag. Yup boys, we've found the superior race...
Why do guys always look so awkward when they’re kissing lol
The hickey is :chef kiss:
Look at that muffler burn on her neck
Don't tell me they're related...
Are they still cousins after the divorce?
Hickies belong under the shirt. Ew. Also the rest, fucking ew.
Bro, stuff like this just amazes me. How tf can this can real lol.
Sherman didn’t go far enough
Save some family members for the rest of us.
You can keep them all.
Tbh i find it kind of weird to be posting people's pictures probably without consent (if I'm wrong please excuse me)
Let people be people
Behold the Master Race
Plot twist. OP is also in the photo.
Taste like cottage cheese
why does this look like mitchell county nc
I give all my cousins neck hickeys.
is that his sister?
Are they both your cousin's ?
I think you meant “cousins’”
The hickey lends a nice balance to the neckbeard.
This deserves gold
Stop taking pics with your cousin op
Hickey -- check
Confederate Flag-- check
Possibly related-- CHECK