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My cousin’s Facebook profile picture !

My cousin’s Facebook profile picture !

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akaRobbery

I'm assuming both of them are your cousins.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Shit, you beat me to this... Well done!


UnObtainium17

Plot twist.. >!OP is one of the persons in the picture.!<


orangeconman-aphobe

Sweet Home Alabamaaaaaa


[deleted]

Cousin fucking to own the libs


Svartanatten

Came here to write that.... But also figured I would end up posting something like "aww you two make a cute couple" just to find some more funny but down voted version of that far down... Glad to see your getting up voted.


ba3toven

i beat me to this, im done


March-Neat

same thought


umlaut

my cousins'


bluntsandbears

#Banjo music intensifies


tehreal

Don't bring the banjo into this. It's a beautiful instrument. Me and my wife are only 4th cousins so our kids are FINE.


AptMuse

Ha! Well played.


Dazzling_Ad_2072

Making genetic redundancy great again.


focusedddd

Only question is cousins of same or different parents


fetusmcnuggets70

your cousin is ugly af


jbertrand_sr

Technically no, one is his sibling, the other is his cousin...


valleyofroses

One of them is his sibling and his cousin


roknfunkapotomus

"My cousins' facebook profile picture"


crawdadicus

He cast “Magic Apostrophe” 80 damage points


187vision

Lmfao


deplorable_guido

Don't act like we don't all have cousins like this.


Skupenladel

Yeah... cousins


hardwoodgentleman

The family tree is a log


Sunflower_Demon

Hahaha 🤣


720to702

Hahaha I wish I had a award I could give you!


Humble_Bullfrog2342

beat me to it


GetaGoodLookCostanza

nearly shat myself laughing at this LOL


Original-wildwolf

I was going to ask which one of the two they were, but your answer is also satisfactory. Good job.


funnystuffmakesmelol

This was my first thought also.


Educational_Ad2241

Don't be an insensitive prick..... They're brother and sister of course. Family is everything. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!


BarnesWorthy

The apostrophe should be after the second s.


Parnwig

Cousin's or cousins'?


roger-the-adequit

Cousin’t


DuckDuck_M00se

Cuisinart


fallguy19

Roll Tide!


DanglingDiceBag

Cuzins.


Plasticjah_99

Siblings!


Site-Staff

I can smell that picture


balmudo

Menthol cigarettes and cat pee?


SiestaMaster

and cheap beer


FineLiving4988

And her hickey


UrethraRapist

with an optional garnish of meat sweats and boomer juice


FineLiving4988

He rubs Jack Link's Jerky for cologne.


AtotheZed

Which is, sadly, the best part of the photo.


FineLiving4988

I dunno man. Buddy's got a pretty sweet neckbeard sprouting. He must be watering it with keystone lights 🍺


yoLeaveMeAlone

You can smell a hickey?


ThaCrusher

Stale cheap beer crusty on the carpet…


Site-Staff

Throw in an old subway sandwich and a fresh can of sardines, and you got it.


namdoogsleefti

You're forgetting body odor, sour milk, and stinky vag.


ConfusionFuture

But that’s exactly what they’re saying.


Jive_turkeeze

Yeah I'm pretty sure all of that was covered.


toejamandtoast

PLEASE! For the love of god I’m eating tapioca pudding.


namdoogsleefti

Thanks for making me squirt this Clubtails Long Island Iced Tea out of my nose!!!!


toejamandtoast

Lol my bad. I’ve been in healthcare for decades and I’ve seen/smelled it all. Usually nothing bothers me, including eating. But I could literally smell this description as I have in person hundreds of times and well. Ugh.


namdoogsleefti

Same here brother! Lol


Kriskodisko13

I'll never think of sweet onion sauce the same way again....


HellaFella420

Can't afford Menthols and insulin on the same welfare check, definitely Maverick's or something similar


Mediocre-Campaign-40

Old sweat and mountain dew


BillWordsmith

Listen, I will go along with the old sweat because they are obese and chances are they can't get into all of the blubber folds to wash them. But don't you ever bad mouth Mountain Dew because they shit is delicious!


Mediocre-Campaign-40

My apologies good sir a code red it is


SodaPopinski406

Cat pee and bad laundry.


zeke235

With a smattering of mcdonald's dumpster on a hot day.


5flucloxacillin

cat pee and they don’t even own a cat :(


mahSachel

Oh hell lord I’ve been to that trailer before


Pistolpete31861

Anybody from the south knows there is the smell of a spit bottle full of Skoal spit mixed in with his Ax deodorant and her Summer Breeze industrial douche.


bewildered_forks

r/beholdthemasterrace


vanleighvan

Stale beer, cigarettes, body odor


darksoulsass

What is the stinkiest Cheese ? Probably French Bourgogne . It’s them in Human shape


PolyZex

The confederate flag used to represent losers of a failed rebellion... now it represents type 2 diabetes.


MrAlpha667

*diabeetus


FineLiving4988

Wilford Brimley has entered the chat


jkelm4444

Post of the day. Bravo!


v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y

It's used to represent love of a failed state that lasted just over 4 years and a president who didn't make it that long.


DistinctLibrarian870

Bro their gene pool is the size of a teaspoon


CMDR_Hubley

Their gene pool could use a little chlorine


CherryBomb214

Please don't tell me that's a giant fucking hickey on her fat fat neck


roger-the-adequit

He is operating heavy equipment. Let it be.


curbstyle

r/rareinsults


CooterSam

I think it really adds that little something extra


yetanotherusernamex

Strangulation mark left by a heavy-handed finger


Panama_bound

Which dude is your cousin?


HeWhoMustNotBDpicted

Possibly one cousin with two heads, kissing itself. Very pure bloodline.


jdshave

The mcpoyles would be proud


HeWhoMustNotBDpicted

I've got to watch that show.


vanleighvan

Probably unvaccinated too, and call themselves “pure blood”


Piratt

They are both cousins


TehSakaarson

There are two people here? I thought this was a knee.


NoghaDene

Putting the “Hick” back in Hickie Icky…


yetanotherusernamex

That's a strangulation mark left by a finger.


Iored94

People normally strangle someone with just one finger or that's like a baby who was strangling her?


CallingItRightNow

I can smell how unwashed their hair is.


username_dan22

Damn bro, your cousins are crazy


materiamage

The hickey matches that shitty beard nicely!


3softtacos

Why did you just steal my post lol bozo


Parnwig

Sauce? Not seeing it in your history. Or are you saying you're the cousin?


Accomplished-Bad3856

It’s in their history from a year ago XD I’m gonna pretend they’re all cousins


3softtacos

Mine got removed. [https://imgur.com/ahHicMK](https://imgur.com/ahHicMK)


Parnwig

Ah, didn't get that far down. Now that is just bizarre. Was op just sitting on it for a year? Or is op your cousin as well?!


notabothavenoname

Is that a hickey??


LisztR

That’s a racism flag right?


BrabanTies

Its the flag of the Confederate army, mostly associated with slavery. I get that people call me crazy for liking that flag but I like the dukes of hazard and country music, that's all!


YamminOnYa

Trifecta. Confederate flag, hickey and obesity. That's the south for ya!


catcatherine

they'll be on /r/HermanCainAward soon


Beartrkkr

A hickey *AND* a Confederate flag all in one picture, the classiness is almost too much for us here on Reddit. ​ ​ ^(/s)


b_whiqq

Patchy neck beard checks out.


goodchaceimurdad

I can almost hear the n-word from this picture


Jonny_Wurster_kid

Texas or Alabama?


realpisawork

This is an Appalachian love story. I'd put my money on either WV,KY, or TN.


NotAChoreBoyAlt

HOOWEE! NOTHIN' SAYS "'MERICA" LIKE AN ADULT HICKEY! YEEHAW!


Thunderhamz

Inbreeding shouldn’t be revered, just saying…


bobjohndaviddick

"Southern by the Grace of God. Trump won. Won't take the vax. Won't wear a mask. Heritage not hate."


Donnie-elfman

M’racist


Jesus-jedi

Family tree is a stump!


AZZMUNCHA81

...that hickey makes her look like a piggy bank.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Ginger- Vitus


404_Name_Was_Taken

r/beholdthemasterrace


youknowmorethaniknow

Get the fucking boat Noah


sterk_fontaine

My dick is so hard right now. If I could only hear them whisper, "Fuck Joe Biden!".


WHAMMYPAN

Don’t tell daddy I’m cheating on him Sis.


Round_Glove89

I can smell the family resemblance


HellaFella420

Wow: Ginger pube chin and a hambeast living happily ever after. This is the Trumpiest made at Wal-Mart romance I've ever seen. With a hickey garnish and a Rebel filter... I hope COVID kills them both!


Alan-Hillsberg

What do these people see in the Confederacy? They fought to enslave and hold people back. What did the confederacy represent that these people find admirable?


BN701

Damn if there faces weren’t there I bet I could have drawn the outline of them just by seeing the flag.


kmonbreh

Show me that your white trash without telling me your white trash


Beergirl2477

What in the Alabama cousin fucking is this?!?! And I say this as a Birmingham native


NSCButNotThatNSC

Hey, don't make fun of the Ivermectin-Americans.


edwardmoneyhands

Are they both your cousins?


JonnyTheTerrible

So they’re anti-American..flying the enemy’s flag..


BeefLightning78

Extra mayo, please.


Actually_a_Patrick

I had some family members start pulling this shit. Facebook turned out to be a great tool to figure out who not to speak to any more.


ItsMohawkRock

How sweet, which one are you?


velocitymstr

Man those harpoons


r0fff

looked this up on tineye and found it was posted on reddit in 2020! definitely not op’s cousin


SwiftFool

With faces like that they might want to consider wearing pillow cases over their heads... wait a second.


Greenlava

Whys he kissing his brother?


Consistent-Scheme619

There are so many levels to this. The flag, obviously. The hickey on her neck. His neck beard. Wow. I’m almost, dare I say, impressed.


Chefboyarrdee

Way down south in the land of traitors,...


missouriblooms

Hickey on the neck, live in a trailer...


One_dolla_would_do

This picture smells like wet bread, dog ass and Mountain Dew burps


Wolfrunt

*cousins'


Hot_Air_Intake

epic doxxing yourself moment


realamanhasnoname

You mean cousins’ ?


NotoriusF_A_G

Cousins'*


mikeisreptar

Am I the only one who thinks it’s trashy to upload pictures of your family to the internet so other people can make fun of them?


RedditModPlzRespec

No, I absolutely agree with you. This is what redditors do, throw their own family under the bus for updoots.


ssdeuce

Good Lord let me check the calendar it is 2021 right? Not 1865? I’m from Tennessee and always wondered why these people kept flying the looser flag


dci91

Well it's Friday night I'm gonna drink 30 Budweiser's and drive to the bar and get in a fight and go home with a blind drunk fat bitch at the end of the night spend way too much money on a pickup truck and ammunition while the trailer park is where my family is stuck All the neighbors hate us there's a ton of noise and my wife smokes while she's pregnant and is addicted to scratch offs and the cops get called every 2 weeks when she accuses me of cheating when I'm out with the boys Not trying to be mean to your cousin I'm sure they're great but tell them that flag is what this makes them look like.


pancakeguy11

That’s actually not the confederate flag


Oops_I_Got_Banned

whats r/trashy is you shitting on your own family for upvotes.


cumulonimubus

Whole lotta Kraft dinner, fish sticks, and ketchup went into the making of this photo.


nakdnfraid1514

The hickie adds a certain class...🤌🤌🤮


[deleted]

This is the new COVID crosshairs.


Johnny_ac3s

Is that her cousband?


AlmanzoWilder

The confederate battle flag has never been so popular as now, when it officially became a symbol of pro-slavery and bigotry.


hotroddbb

Singular or plural?


Ill_Water_972

Imagine seeing them out in the wild. I’m sure it’s not a pleasant experience. Dirty pajama pant, ill fitting tank top showing an equally dirty bra.


Daddys__Babygirl

All in a Walmart checkout line.


creepycrawleyy

The hickey, *chef's kiss* 👌


iDevilsLettuce

I don’t see what’s wrong with this and I’m a black man in the military so please don’t bring up the race stuff lol


RedditModPlzRespec

Most redditors look like this and they're just as ignorant as they think the people in the picture are.


iDevilsLettuce

I have a confederate flag in my room lol


NickA319

Bruh


DonJeremy14

So there are still ppl out there that understands the true heritage, and not the rewritten radical, version created by the left ideology.


M_SunChilde

Do yourself a favour. Google "Declaration of confederacy" and go read a few of the states declarations. Try count how many talk about slavery as their main point and how many don't.


RedditModPlzRespec

Me too, I got it as a gift. It's not hanging up, but I have it.


cloudoflogic

Fun with flags.


Mediocre-Campaign-40

Patchy beard, hickey, confederate flag. Yup boys, we've found the superior race...


_bexcalibur

Why do guys always look so awkward when they’re kissing lol


DCMF2112

The hickey is :chef kiss:


scratch763

Look at that muffler burn on her neck


Rylie599

Don't tell me they're related...


Impressive-Text-5180

Are they still cousins after the divorce?


Uereks

*cousins'


SwingLucky451

Trash


vanleighvan

Hickies belong under the shirt. Ew. Also the rest, fucking ew.


leonbravo10

Bro, stuff like this just amazes me. How tf can this can real lol.


walkingoogle07

Sherman didn’t go far enough


TGOTR

Save some family members for the rest of us.


KinkyKelly

You can keep them all.


little_pun

Tbh i find it kind of weird to be posting people's pictures probably without consent (if I'm wrong please excuse me)


Far_Waltz3058

Let people be people


casanino

Behold the Master Race


reptarsmash622010

Plot twist. OP is also in the photo.


guleedy

Taste like cottage cheese


Noonatic_

My hometown


amazonparcel

*cousins


47h3157

why does this look like mitchell county nc


Genius_Nomine

Eww


viptattoo

Are they both your cousins?


Alfred_The_Sartan

Cousins'


Stevereversed

I give all my cousins neck hickeys.


drshooter

is that his sister?


Ok_Cryptographer520

Are they both your cousin's ?


Suic00n3

I think you meant “cousins’”


Jambahighya

*Cousins’


FullyRisenPhoenix

The hickey lends a nice balance to the neckbeard.


Kaevek

This deserves gold


Natsurulite

Stop taking pics with your cousin op


orangeconman-aphobe

Hickey -- check Confederate Flag-- check Possibly related-- CHECK