jesus died a little bit for our sin
By - TheMatureAmbulance
I mean, it wasn't the magic tricks that got Jesus executed. It was him calling out the local hypocrites in office.
“They very much did kill Jesus” Very much so.
"He was clearly only MOSTLY dead. They must have hired a Miracle Max. But it had to be a most worthy cause..."
If Jesus ever returns and finds out we call the day he was crucified “good friday” I think he’s going to be pissed.
I love how it turned into a Monty Python reference. Incredible
unfun fact: men were more often accused of witchcraft, and were often executed by hanging